The Moderator Drama Summarized

[Shartavius]

I logged in to see if Josh had posted his infected asshole again for this year's April Fools' joke - Not this Ctrl+H humbuck!

Spoiler

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

I for one am sick of all this drama with the UNPAID mods and jannies.

The answer? AI MODS

I pledge that I will make Null-E.ai smart enough and robust enough so we will be able to break the chains of tyranny and live in a utopia of fully automated moderation from the mind of the deer feeder!

 

[Slim Boglim]

>TFW You were never invited to ADHD’s coomer DM’s

Why even live?

 

[draggs]

don't trust the coverup

the trUwUth is out there

 

[NaggotFigger]

Ride is a stupid porn-addicted gooning faggot nigger and I will never fuck him like the other exposed gooning incompetent "moderators".

 

[1812 LOL]

irrespective of the date all jannies are niggers and all niggers must hang

 

[Berserker Armor]

Looks like null found the goon drawer. RIP the moderator ERP message chain

This is a good joke btw. Right fucking on.

 

[Golden Boy]

The scariest part of all this is finding out people use the DM feature.

 

[eatler]

I see you had lots of fun writing that. It was a fun read, I didn’t expect April fools to start with so many jabs and gut punches but cool.

 

[Dieter Laser]

I could hardly masturbate to this content. 2/10 would not goon to again. 1 out of 5 cooms.

 

[Exister]

Making a featured post stating your staff are a bunch of weird perverts as a meme is a dangerous game, i respect it

 

[batterybee]

I feel retarded because I read the whole thing and only realised it was an April fools joke when I read the replies lol.

I even clicked all of those links to rick rolls and stuff, and just brushed it off like it was a joke within a serious post XD

 

[BrainProlapse]

April fools is reddit tier cringe

 

[importantman2010]

As I always say...kill all pm users!

 

[Clarence Big Boss]

Wait, which one is the april fools joke? This thread or the Kiwi Farms Premium membership Sticker Notifications thread?

 

[Roxanne Wolf]

Mods be like, "ERP for me, but not for thee!"

(honestly I had no idea this was happening thank you 02 for this otherwise I would have literally never known this had happened, good summary but let's be real this shit funny asf)

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

there’s nothing like a good april 1st post to bring out the most genuinely autistic users incapable of spotting humour

 

[Ser Prize]

You clever son of a bitch you almost got me.

 

[I glow in the dark]

Not gonna lie, reskinning the Catler OP is 100x funnier than just putting a tranny flag on top of the kiwi for an April Fools joke.

 

[0 0]

Wait, which one is the april fools joke? This thread or the Kiwi Farms Premium membership Sticker Notifications thread?

One thread tells only the truth, the other tells only lies.