US The Onion Says It Has Bought Infowars, Alex Jones’s Site, Out of Bankruptcy - The satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements.

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The Onion, a satirical publication that skewers newsmakers and current events, said on Thursday that it had won a bankruptcy auction to acquire Infowars, a website founded and operated by the conspiracy theorist Alex Jones.

The Onion said that the bid was sanctioned by the families of the victims of the mass shooting at Sandy Hook Elementary School, who in 2022 won a $1.4 billion defamation lawsuit against Mr. Jones and his company, Free Speech Systems.

Everytown for Gun Safety, a nonprofit dedicated to ending gun violence that was founded in the aftermath of the Sandy Hook shooting, will advertise on a relaunched version of the site under The Onion.

The publication plans to reintroduce Infowars in January as a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” like Mr. Jones who traffic in misinformation and health supplements, Ben Collins, the chief executive of The Onion’s parent company, Global Tetrahedron, said in an interview.

Family members of the victims of the Sandy Hook shooting, which claimed the lives of 20 first graders and six educators, sued Mr. Jones in Connecticut Superior Court in 2018 after he spread the baseless claim that the rampage was a fabricated pretext for confiscating Americans’ firearms.

The Onion declined to disclose the price it paid for Infowars and its assets, including its production studio and diet supplement business. Mr. Jones could not immediately be reached for comment, but he said on the social media platform X this week that he planned to continue producing his online program, “The Alex Jones Show,” until he was forced to stop.

In September, a Houston judge ruled that Infowars and other assets owned by Free Speech Systems could be auctioned off in bankruptcy to compensate Mr. Jones’s creditors, which include the families of the Sandy Hook victims. Mr. Jones declared bankruptcy in 2022 as the Sandy Hook case made its way to court.

Mr. Collins said that he was informed late Wednesday by the trustee in charge of the bankruptcy auction that The Onion’s bid had prevailed. In a video posted online Thursday, Mr. Jones said that his lawyers had been told by the trustee about the sale to The Onion.

“We thought this would be a hilarious joke,” Mr. Collins said. “This is going to be our answer to this no-guardrails world where there are no gatekeepers and everything’s kind of insane.”

Mr. Collins declined to disclose the value of the advertising deal with Everytown but said that it was a multiyear agreement that would include banner advertisements and sponsored articles on the site, which will be redesigned to fit its new editorial direction.

While the alliance between Everytown and The Onion may seem like an odd fit, the two organizations share an interest in curbing gun violence, said John Feinblatt, president of Everytown. Mr. Feinblatt said that mission was underscored with depressing regularity in the aftermath of mass shootings, when The Onion goes viral with its oft-shared headline: “‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens.”

“This was an opportunity for us to give The Onion the facts, the storytelling, the data and the research that’s at our fingertips,” Mr. Feinblatt said. “And for them to give us the creativity of how to turn all of that information into new messaging to a new audience.”

Mr. Collins said that the relaunched Infowars might publish its own satirical stories that underscored the epidemic of gun violence in America in addition to sponsored content from Everytown.

Chris Mattei, a lawyer for the families of the victims of the Sandy Hook shooting, said in a statement that taking possession of Infowars amounted to accountability for “Alex Jones and his corrupt business.”

“By divesting Jones of Infowars’ assets, the families and the team at The Onion have done a public service and will meaningfully hinder Jones’s ability to do more harm,” Mr. Mattei said.

Mr. Collins said The Onion began contemplating a bid for Infowars this summer, when he read online that it was going to be auctioned off. The publication’s leadership team saw an opportunity to play a very funny, very public joke on Mr. Jones if things broke their way.

In early fall, Mr. Collins reached out to the lawyers for the families of the victims of the Sandy Hook shootings, whom he knew from his days as a reporter covering misinformation at NBC News. The families expressed support for The Onion’s bid, Mr. Collins said.

“The dissolution of Alex Jones’s assets and the death of Infowars is the justice we have long awaited and fought for,” Robbie Parker, whose daughter Emilie was killed in the Sandy Hook shooting, said Thursday in a statement.

The Onion’s plan is to relaunch Infowars next year with an approach reminiscent of Clickhole, The Onion’s sister site that poked fun at “listicles” from BuzzFeed and other purveyors of viral content.

Mr. Collins declined to provide financial details for The Onion, which is privately held, but he said that the company’s relaunched print edition had garnered “an arena” full of subscribers, helping finance the company’s bid for Infowars. Global Tetrahedron is backed by Jeff Lawson, a co-founder of the tech company Twilio.

Mr. Collins said that the families of the victims were supportive of The Onion’s bid because it would put an end to Mr. Jones’s control over the site, which has been a front of misinformation for years. He said they were also supportive of using humor as a tool for raising awareness about gun violence in America.

“They’re all human beings with senses of humor who want fun things to happen and want good things to take place in their lives,” Mr. Collins said. “They want to be part of something good and positive too.”

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/11/14/business/media/alex-jones-infowars-the-onion.html (Archive)
 
The publication plans to reintroduce Infowars in January as a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” like Mr. Jones who traffic in misinformation and health supplements,
This won't work because Jones, love him or hate him, was a true believer who brought an insane amount energy to his content.

A smug Infowars parody was previously tried by Twitter homo dril in the show Truthpoint: Darkweb Rising that was so totally unfunny and forgettable that it doesn't even have a Wikipedia page.
 
This isn't really the dunk these morons think it is.

This is the same as if Sam Seder bought out Timcast News and started to use it to make parody news clips.

Alex IS Infowars. Without him you have a brand without it's main draw. Thanks Onion, you bought what is esentially a worthless IP. Alex is now unshackled to keep making his own news with a new name, and I'm also sure a highly incentivized numbers of watchers who are pissed at this clear lawfair bullshit going on.

I'm not even a huge fan of Alex, I think he loves the taste of his own foot, but at this point I'm more then willing to buy a hat or something just to support the man after this clear attempt at censoring him because fuck those NGO's.
Something something Project Veritas.
 
Yes, Alex Jones can just rebuild. His name is far more valuable than InfoWars. But that's not the purpose of this purchase.

It's not about money. It's about sending a message.
And the message is, "we lost because we weren't smug and self-righteous enough, didn't dunk on our enemies enough."

Good luck, shitlibs.
 
I don't really give a shit about Alex Jones. His family connection to the CIA has always bothered me


Who I really feel for is James Fetzer, the author of Nobody Died at Sandy Hook. Like AJ, he was given a joke of a show trial, and was ordered to pay $450,000 for a book that was pulled from Amazon, that he released for free as a PDF and made almost no money on. Fetzer was denied an appeal by the Supreme Court.

Alex Jones went back on everything he said almost immediately, said he was wrong about Sandy Hook, apologized, and was still denied a jury trial (judges issued summary judgments in both cases) and his lawyers were not allowed to present any exculpatory evidence.

Also, after the recent Internet Archive hack, the Fetzer book is gone:


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This site was still up earlier this year. It's now gone:


and this video gets removed immediately if you upload it to YouTube:


Censorship of this topic has reached an all time high and people need to ask how an anorexic kid [A] carried nearly a third of his body weight in guns and ammo and fired over 100 rounds per minute.
 
I can't fucking wait for this Onion spinoff to regurgitate the same liberal bullshit 'jokes' they've been doing since 2012, just with a cooky 'I can't believe right-wingers don't believe in global warming but believe in that seed-oil nonsense' superiority shit they always do.
 
infowars.com and banned.video were redirecting to a site called ifwvideo.com for a few minutes before going to the banner of "Site unavailable till further notice."
This domain has been parked for 4 years using the Epik domain registar, was this all a plan from the start? Is this a fake takedown of the site to gain attention to Infowars and Alex Jones?

He also not once showed the apparant people inside of his building, I don't believe it until I see it. Old alex would've live streamed the door and ziptied it shut and shown us them trying to get in the building.
 
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Does this stop Alex Jones from doing some kind of show, though?

I really don't think this is the win they think it is.
It's just lefites being petty. "Hehe we took your thing and turned it into a mockery"

Meanwhile in reality Jones himself is the draw and the company/show doesn't matter much. Jones is at least unintentionally funny and memeable, The Onion hasn't been funny in years despite desperately trying.
 
Alex IS Infowars. Without him you have a brand without it's main draw. Thanks Onion, you bought what is esentially a worthless IP. Alex is now unshackled to keep making his own news with a new name
Agreed, let "InfoWars Sponsored by The Onion, Now With Nonstop Nagging Gun Control Ads" die in unfunny irrelevance while he spins up:

- Data Battles
- Ingot Hoards
- Schizo Wards
- Nitro Stores
- Adreno Cores
- Anglo Shores
- Hollow Ores
 
Actually a clever move. Nothing is better than ridicule at taking the wind out of your enemies, and this is a new level of public humiliation.

But it's misdirected. Alex Jones is completely harmless. I followed him on Xitter after Elon let him back. It's mostly cute Facebook-tier memes and the occasional outrageous claim that nobody in their right mind would ever believe on its face.

Credit to Jones for continuing to get up and do his show when the feds make it clear that they'll do everything in their power to make sure he never has another cent to his name. You have to respect him for it.
 
So, does this mean Alex is free of all his debt? Was that what InfoWars was worth, over a billion dollars and is all that cleared now, or is there still conversation about material assets, branding, IP licensing, and so forth? If this puts Alex in the clear, then I'm honest, he won big time. He can just start a new show without this debt and continue dunking on retards.

Side note, the Sandy Hook families are bloodthirsty cunts who don't deserve any sympathy. They turned their kids' supposed murders into an opportunistic money gamble, targeting some journalist than the shooter's family. The mass shootings will continue until morale improves. 🖕
 
Side note, the Sandy Hook families are bloodthirsty cunts who don't deserve any sympathy. They turned their kids' supposed murders into an opportunistic money gamble, targeting some journalist than the shooter's family.
They'll cry and cry meanwhile their kid's deaths are the best financial thing to ever happen to them. Most sane people don't want to relive the trauma through even one court case, but they're eager too!

I guess they lost out on their breathing retirement funds so they've gotta make up for it somehow
 
The Onion desperate to be relevant in current year.
The publication plans to reintroduce Infowars in January as a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” like Mr. Jones who traffic in misinformation and health supplements, Ben Collins, the chief executive of The Onion’s parent company, Global Tetrahedron, said in an interview.
Wow, so funny.

Side note, the Sandy Hook families are bloodthirsty cunts who don't deserve any sympathy. They turned their kids' supposed murders into an opportunistic money gamble, targeting some journalist than the shooter's family. The mass shootings will continue until morale improves. 🖕
I doubt that the families are behind this shit show. Didn't they get assigned a handler from the DHS?
 
Looking forward to the Babylon Bee article on this:

Unfunny, Irrelevant Humor Website Buys Conspiracy Theory Site To Make It Even More Humorless

As said above, Infowars IS Jones. This will be as effective as when they booted James O'Keefe out of Project Veritas and he just kept on trucking while PV imploded.

So, does this mean Alex is free of all his debt? Was that what InfoWars was worth, over a billion dollars and is all that cleared now, or is there still conversation about material assets, branding, IP licensing, and so forth?
Doubtful. Onion probably paid pennies on the dollar. The judge or whoever didn't have to pick the highestbuid, just the "best"--ie one who would fire Jones so say, Elon couldn't come in and save it. They wanted someone who would gut and destroy IW.

Even if it was $100M, which I doubt, combined with anything Jones has already given, he probably isn't even a quarter way to paying the $1B judgment. So far, they aren't disclosing the amount, and if Jones isn't allowed to, they never will.

Next they will look to garnish any wages or money he makes at any new site. They will not stop until he's homeless and destitute or necks himself.
 
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