US The Onion Says It Has Bought Infowars, Alex Jones’s Site, Out of Bankruptcy - The satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements.

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The Onion, a satirical publication that skewers newsmakers and current events, said on Thursday that it had won a bankruptcy auction to acquire Infowars, a website founded and operated by the conspiracy theorist Alex Jones.

The Onion said that the bid was sanctioned by the families of the victims of the mass shooting at Sandy Hook Elementary School, who in 2022 won a $1.4 billion defamation lawsuit against Mr. Jones and his company, Free Speech Systems.

Everytown for Gun Safety, a nonprofit dedicated to ending gun violence that was founded in the aftermath of the Sandy Hook shooting, will advertise on a relaunched version of the site under The Onion.

The publication plans to reintroduce Infowars in January as a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” like Mr. Jones who traffic in misinformation and health supplements, Ben Collins, the chief executive of The Onion’s parent company, Global Tetrahedron, said in an interview.

Family members of the victims of the Sandy Hook shooting, which claimed the lives of 20 first graders and six educators, sued Mr. Jones in Connecticut Superior Court in 2018 after he spread the baseless claim that the rampage was a fabricated pretext for confiscating Americans’ firearms.

The Onion declined to disclose the price it paid for Infowars and its assets, including its production studio and diet supplement business. Mr. Jones could not immediately be reached for comment, but he said on the social media platform X this week that he planned to continue producing his online program, “The Alex Jones Show,” until he was forced to stop.

In September, a Houston judge ruled that Infowars and other assets owned by Free Speech Systems could be auctioned off in bankruptcy to compensate Mr. Jones’s creditors, which include the families of the Sandy Hook victims. Mr. Jones declared bankruptcy in 2022 as the Sandy Hook case made its way to court.

Mr. Collins said that he was informed late Wednesday by the trustee in charge of the bankruptcy auction that The Onion’s bid had prevailed. In a video posted online Thursday, Mr. Jones said that his lawyers had been told by the trustee about the sale to The Onion.

“We thought this would be a hilarious joke,” Mr. Collins said. “This is going to be our answer to this no-guardrails world where there are no gatekeepers and everything’s kind of insane.”

Mr. Collins declined to disclose the value of the advertising deal with Everytown but said that it was a multiyear agreement that would include banner advertisements and sponsored articles on the site, which will be redesigned to fit its new editorial direction.

While the alliance between Everytown and The Onion may seem like an odd fit, the two organizations share an interest in curbing gun violence, said John Feinblatt, president of Everytown. Mr. Feinblatt said that mission was underscored with depressing regularity in the aftermath of mass shootings, when The Onion goes viral with its oft-shared headline: “‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens.”

“This was an opportunity for us to give The Onion the facts, the storytelling, the data and the research that’s at our fingertips,” Mr. Feinblatt said. “And for them to give us the creativity of how to turn all of that information into new messaging to a new audience.”

Mr. Collins said that the relaunched Infowars might publish its own satirical stories that underscored the epidemic of gun violence in America in addition to sponsored content from Everytown.

Chris Mattei, a lawyer for the families of the victims of the Sandy Hook shooting, said in a statement that taking possession of Infowars amounted to accountability for “Alex Jones and his corrupt business.”

“By divesting Jones of Infowars’ assets, the families and the team at The Onion have done a public service and will meaningfully hinder Jones’s ability to do more harm,” Mr. Mattei said.

Mr. Collins said The Onion began contemplating a bid for Infowars this summer, when he read online that it was going to be auctioned off. The publication’s leadership team saw an opportunity to play a very funny, very public joke on Mr. Jones if things broke their way.

In early fall, Mr. Collins reached out to the lawyers for the families of the victims of the Sandy Hook shootings, whom he knew from his days as a reporter covering misinformation at NBC News. The families expressed support for The Onion’s bid, Mr. Collins said.

“The dissolution of Alex Jones’s assets and the death of Infowars is the justice we have long awaited and fought for,” Robbie Parker, whose daughter Emilie was killed in the Sandy Hook shooting, said Thursday in a statement.

The Onion’s plan is to relaunch Infowars next year with an approach reminiscent of Clickhole, The Onion’s sister site that poked fun at “listicles” from BuzzFeed and other purveyors of viral content.

Mr. Collins declined to provide financial details for The Onion, which is privately held, but he said that the company’s relaunched print edition had garnered “an arena” full of subscribers, helping finance the company’s bid for Infowars. Global Tetrahedron is backed by Jeff Lawson, a co-founder of the tech company Twilio.

Mr. Collins said that the families of the victims were supportive of The Onion’s bid because it would put an end to Mr. Jones’s control over the site, which has been a front of misinformation for years. He said they were also supportive of using humor as a tool for raising awareness about gun violence in America.

“They’re all human beings with senses of humor who want fun things to happen and want good things to take place in their lives,” Mr. Collins said. “They want to be part of something good and positive too.”

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/11/14/business/media/alex-jones-infowars-the-onion.html (Archive)
 
tl;dw: On Monday, the auction suddenly declared that they were not going to hold public bids any longer, and everyone needed to submit their bids silently. They would then choose the "highest bidder," regardless of the fact that none of the bids were public, so nobody could verify that it was the actual winner. The families of the Sandy Hook incident pledged the the money they were awarded from the trial to The Onion to assist with the purchase. That money:
honestly Donald Trump should give Alex Jones a congressional pardon and a congressional Medal of Honor as well as a Presidential Medal of freedom you should also be made Donald trump's CIA director that should be Alex Jones's job imagine
 
Alex just announced that a federal judge has blocked the purchase and is pissed with how it has been handled.

Good. There was no way that whole changing the rules 2 days before the auction was not going to be challenged. These assholes flew a little to close to the sun.
I would unironically be thrilled if Trump gave him a job in Washington, Press Secretary maybe?
 
Onion probably paid pennies on the dollar. The judge or whoever didn't have to pick the highestbuid, just the "best"
exactly, the onion itself was valued at $30 million before the guy that brought it got it, and i have a hard time believing Info Wars isn't valued at more just by sheer number of views and employees and property under its name. fucking Shane Gillis production company is worth more than the Onion, no way in hell this wasn't a smear job by the cunty judge.
 
I'm going to say something. Something I never thought I would say.

I'm starting to think Alex Jones was right.

I still don't actually think he was right. My rational brain says he's full of shit. And I don't like him.

But fucking hell. There's someone I read on Twitter, an author, who talks about the establishment government being The Machine, and you can judge what The Machine fears the most by what it spends the most effort to try to destroy and discredit. And the depths of shenanigans that have been going on with Alex Jones, from a ludicrious judgement and now this nonsense with the auction?

Fuck it. Even if he's wrong, from now on I think I'm going to say he was right. Just because fuck the system.
 
Correct me if I'm wrong, but wouldn't putting up their winnings as payment basically cancel out their judgement? Like sure, he would owe to the other creditors, but he gives up a building and domain and they can no longer go after him because their debt is paid? Like writing yourself a bad check, it would cancel itself out (in practice, not in a chase bank glitch kind of way)?
 
The families of the Sandy Hook incident pledged the the money they were awarded from the trial to The Onion to assist with the purchase. That money:

A) Isn't in their possession yet.
B) Is on appeal.
C) Does not exist, according to Alex.
Given everything else they got away with, why am I not surprised the families tried something that is on the intellectual level of what a sneaky bully would try to pull to take advantage of the retarded kid in 5th grade. :story:
 
The families of the Sandy Hook incident pledged the the money they were awarded from the trial to The Onion to assist with the purchase. That money:

A) Isn't in their possession yet.
B) Is on appeal.
C) Does not exist, according to Alex.
So they're using his own money to purchase his company? That is a top 10 semitic trick.
 
I find it hilarious how they think that by purchasing infowars, they are going to silence Alex Jones. Alex Jones is the driving force behind infowars. Alex IS infowars. Infowars is just the name. Taking away the name does nothing, Alex would just rebrand and nothing would be different. I never watched Alex Jones, but he should be able to freely say the things he said, it was his opinion. I'm so fucking sick of the retarded double standards and the censorship. You know if the onion said the same thing Alex did about the shooting they wouldn't get sued.

Fuck the ✡️
 
These retards literally bought a dead IP, because if Jones isn't a part of it, then it has none of the borderline psychotic energy he has, and he's free to start up a new company and tell the Onion to fuck themselves
The Onion is just doing this as a publicity stunt so they can crawl back to being relevant again. The companies been in dire financial straits for years. I'm sure they know the IP isn't worth shit.
 
honestly Donald Trump should give Alex Jones a congressional pardon and a congressional Medal of Honor as well as a Presidential Medal of freedom you should also be made Donald trump's CIA director that should be Alex Jones's job imagine
Alex Jones should be the UN ambassador and head of an Anti-globalist committee.
 
Is what that judge did to Alex Jones even legal? Like, any of it?

No.
Thats the joke, it isn't constitutional, but since the system is corrupted that doesn't matter at all. Alex Jones, dipshit or no, was denied his Constitutional right to due process by crooked judges working hand in glove with government actors and the plaintiffs. He was denied the opportunity to present a defense before a jury in a trial to determine his fault, thanks to crooked judges. I'll explain the sequence, with simplification and commentary.

1. The plaintiffs demand Alex Jones provide certain documents during the discovery phase, which is routine in civil cases.
2. Alex Jones responds with documents A, B and C. He replies that Document D is in the custody of Google, since its a google record he cannot access.
3. The plaintiffs complain that Alex Jones never produced Document D, which is again in the custody of another party.
4. Alex Jones tells the Judge and plaintiff that they should request Document D from its current legal custodian, Google.
5. The Judge declares that because Alex Jones did not raid Google HQ with Seal Team Six to retrieve Document D, that he will penalize Alex Jones for the failure to produce Document D.
6. The Judge decides that, for failure to produce a document Alex Jones cannot legally access, he will punish Alex Jones with the highest penalty available at civil trial.
7. The Judge declares that, due to the above, Alex Jones now has a default judgement against him and is guilty. The plaintiffs win automatically, without any trial of ability for Jones to defend himself.
8. A new trial, for penalty only, is arranged, where Jones cannot defend himself, his attorneys are not able to defend him, and he must be struggle sessioned until a sufficiently poisoned jury finds a penalty of billions.

This is the exact same playbook they then used for Rudy, except it was a cellphone the FBI seized, I believe. The crooked judges seize upon an excuse to penalize the defendant and deny them a trial where they can produce a defense, instead going right to the penalty phase. It is absolutely Soviet, and the judges and attorneys involved should all be disbarred and imprisoned.
 
Correct me if I'm wrong, but wouldn't putting up their winnings as payment basically cancel out their judgement? Like sure, he would owe to the other creditors, but he gives up a building and domain and they can no longer go after him because their debt is paid? Like writing yourself a bad check, it would cancel itself out (in practice, not in a chase bank glitch kind of way)?
They probably said only a fraction of the billions they're 'supposed' to get went towards it or some other funny business.

Thing is the whole point of the activists getting Infowars was they wanted editorial control over Alex Jones, but if they don't have Alex Jones as part of Infowars then they didn't really purchase much of anything. Which makes this an empty gesture. All the guy needs is access to social media to broadcast and receive payments which they really can't stop. It's really deranged since this just helps Alex Jones get more attention as he is undeniably being persecuted.
 
This guy glows harder than Chernobyl during the nuclear meltdown seriously this guy's entire career just weeks of CIA operation mockingbird level.

Thing is the whole point of the activists getting Infowars was they wanted editorial control over Alex Jones, but if they don't have Alex Jones as part of Infowars then they didn't really purchase much of anything. Which makes this an empty gesture. All the guy needs is access to social media to broadcast and receive payments which they really can't stop. It's really deranged since this just helps Alex Jones get more attention as he is undeniably being persecuted.
I fully support executing the Sandy Hook families on live television they are despicable subhumans at this point same thing with the Chinese
 
It’s sold at auction. The judge would select the auctioneer but the auction would need to be held fairly.
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Alex just announced that a federal judge has blocked the purchase and is pissed with how it has been handled.

tl;dw: On Monday, the auction suddenly declared that they were not going to hold public bids any longer, and everyone needed to submit their bids silently. They would then choose the "highest bidder," regardless of the fact that none of the bids were public, so nobody could verify that it was the actual winner. The families of the Sandy Hook incident pledged the the money they were awarded from the trial to The Onion to assist with the purchase. That money:

A) Isn't in their possession yet.
B) Is on appeal.
C) Does not exist, according to Alex.

Source: https://x.com/RealAlexJones/status/1857223561754059168?t=gpwHCWmYQPHTCw_B_71-SA&s=09
I’VE BEEN VINDICATED.
 
Oh, I can't wait for the terribly unfunny "humor" that The Onion is going to put out under the Infowars name. They've already became a bunch of smug, pretentious assholes and a shell of their former selves. This is going to be unbelievably cringe. I can't wait for it to come crashing down. Have we ever seen a bigger waste of money ???

And anyone who says "Hurr-durr, freedom of speech doesn't mean FrEeDoM fRoM cOnSeQuEnCeS" in reference to private businesses can go fuck themselves with a hot iron poker. This is deliberately destroying the livelihood and career of a man, and everything he has built up.... all with the full-throated endorsement of the government. Never before in the history of the US has there been such a perversion of the legal system that we've seen in the past 5 years with the malicious persecution of people like Alex Jones, Donald Trump and other "deplorables". These people in charge are treasonous as far as I'm concerned and deserve execution.

Alex Jones has stated on livestream that there were bidders that were bidding to keep Infowars so that he could continue to run and operate it, but apparently the opposing attorneys reserved the right to refuse the highest bidders and choose who they wanted to buy it. What a farce of a system.
Per Section 363 of US bankruptcy law, judges usually have a fiduciary duty required by law to accept the highest public auction offer in "good faith" to settle outstanding debts of the debtor. Considering the terms of the sale haven't been disclosed, I am calling judicial and legal fuckery in the highest order. If it was indeed a "private" sale, we may never know the details. Either way, considering that the Sandy Hook  grifters families are involved, I can guarantee they're letting the sale go through at a firesale price out of spite and will keep pursuing Alex Jones and his decendents until the heat death of the universe.

I'm going to say something. Something I never thought I would say.

I'm starting to think Alex Jones was right.
Alex Jones has gotten high off of his own supply more than once, but he's also been right more than other conspiracy theorists.

The Lizard People/Global Cabal Satanists? Look up Bohemian Grove. And the fact that Alex Jones exposed it to the mainstream... in 2000.

They're making the frogs gay? Look up Atrazine and it's feminizing effects on amphibians.

Covid-19 being an engineered virus, and Bill Gates being deeply involved in WHO and vaccine research? Alex Jones covered it in a 2007 Documentary.

Alwx Jones yelling for years about a secret group of elite pedophiles who go to an island to have sex with kids? Well, we ALL know about Epstein Island by this point
 
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