Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[pink cigarettes]

There are some degenerate men who will go out and fuck even the grossest pooners, it's not the same as tranny chasers, but they're out there.

Yeah but "chicks with dicks" is a whole genre of porn and prostitution. I maintain that only the most degenerate pervert is truly & honestly into hogs with rotdogs. (Jimi situations of picking up they/them BPD chicks with dangerhair doesn't count, neither does a lesbian who tries to endure sex with her gf who is now an Aiden)

 

[Brain Power]

Hello my manly doods. How can I, as a MANLY man, talk to other men????

https://old.reddit.com/r/FTMMen/comments/1ckjvld/how_to_talk_to_men_as_a_man/

Spoiler: How to talk to men as a man?

I went to r/AskMen to look at advice for how men talk to each other, what I got was that men will talk about subjects outside of personal drama majority of the time. Like things they've done or work or stuff like that. I didn't fully realize this before, and makes sense that whenever I tried having full conversations with men they always ignore when I talk about my personal problems lmao. It's kind of annoying to me I can't really talk about those things, but I guess I never learned how to talk about much else outside of my emotions and problems. Anyone else get this?

I want to be comfortable talking to men but I just don't know where to start. I feel like it is completely different to talking to women, and to be honest I think I like talking to women more. Makes me wonder if I was born male, would I still be more comfortable talking to women? Is it an experience thing, or personal?

Agh I just lurked her posts a little more and turns out she's only 20 and got groomed in record time. Now I'm sad
https://old.reddit.com/r/ftm/comments/vwxftd/am_i_trans/ (12 july 2022)

Spoiler: Am I trans?

I am asking this question because I am severely confused. So maybe a year or so ago I told my friend this "Yknow those anime's where the guy gets hit by a truck and he wakes up as a girl in another dimension? That's what I feel like. But I'm okay with it". No I don't recall every being hit by a truck in a previous life. But basically what I mean is, I felt like I'm really a man in a woman's body, but was fine with being a woman. For a while I also identified as A-gender, because I accepted all pronouns. Then I identified as a "mascgirl" on top of that, basically a woman that is so masc you'd think she's a guy. Only until recently, I don't feel as "okay" anymore.

Just for any context, I am 18 years old. I have the ability now to basically do whatever I want. I'm wondering if that possibility is what made me change my mind. That possibly I could've just been coping by saying "I don't feel like a woman, but it's fine if people think I am one". I know before I started questioning, that I was specifically watching transgender YouTube videos that made me cry a bit but can't recall which ones they were, and idk after that I began feeling distraught about my identity, and how people perceive me.

Although I do enjoy when people think I'm a guy, I also feel like I can't express myself fully in fear they'll think I'm a woman. And vice versa when people think I'm a woman, I feel like I have to repress my masculine nature and bring out my feminine traits so they don't question me. So it's become some batman shit where it's woman by day, and man by night. People seem to mostly assume I'm a woman when they can see me physically, they can see I have breasts, I have feminine features so they see that too, their conclusion is "woman". The only exception to this is some children, who think I'm a boy. I'm not sure if it's cause of my masculine clothing, or if they see something in me older people don't. However when people can't see me and only hear my voice, they're conclusion is mostly "man" or they'll ask what I am. My voice is deep and raspy, and I use masculine vocal inflections, so most of the time I sound androgynous or manly. However, depending on my mood I can sound more feminine, especially when I'm excited and my voice gets higher. This is where the problem kinda starts, cause I don't want to sound too feminine if people think I'm a guy. And when people think I'm a woman, I'll switch to a more feminine voice to keep it up. When people don't assume my gender, I just act as I do, but I do stay further on the masculine side.

There's times where I really want to look like the men I admire, and so I think like "I need T right now". Other times I think "Actually I'm okay with having a female body, it's sexy". Honestly I'm just really confused, and I often want to cry because of this. Also sorry if this is a very long post and all over the place, I tried to make it as clear and concise as I could. Please ask any questions, I'd be glad to answer them.

https://old.reddit.com/r/ftm/comments/x4fxqk/my_voice_changes_randomly/ (02 sep 2022)

Spoiler: My voice changes randomly

So I'm pre-T trans guy who doesn't pass looks-wise, but I do have the ability to sound like a guy. Only the catch is, my voice changes for seemingly no reason. My voice can range from cute girly voice to deep man voice and everything in-between, but it's really hard to control what voice will come out of me when talking to someone. Mostly because I just speak without thinking of how I'll sound, and trying to make my voice sound a certain way before I speak is very stressful and makes me not want to talk at all. I'd prefer if I sounded like a man all the time rather than just at random, it's really hard when I talk to people online and then suddenly my voice flips and they say "I thought you were a guy, why are you lying?" I don't know if anyone else has experienced this. If anyone has any advice on how I could fix this or why it's happening please let me know, thank you.

You can tell the pooning has her very euphoric

https://old.reddit.com/r/transpassing/comments/189gatk/what_do_you_think_i_am/

Her post history is even sadder, she was the typical short tomboyish "one of the boys" girl, but the whole muhgenderwhatevershit and grooming confused her and made her poon out

 

[doodoocaca]

Is Grugg still alive?
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The last I heard of him he was literally hiding from Chris Hansen. Like Chris fucking Hansen was banging on his door asking him to take a seat and Gregg called the cops to try and say he feared for his life, Chris Hansen was at his door.
I haven't thought of that faggot for years.

Got some receipts? I would really, really love to read all about how some giganiggerfaggot managed to have CHRIS HANSEN of all people chase him.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Got some receipts? I would really, really love to read all about how some giganiggerfaggot managed to have CHRIS HANSEN of all people chase him.

He has a thread, it should be on there.

Theres video of Hansen banging on his door, and the audio of Grugg on the phone to the Sheriff

Gregg rings 911, and says theres someone outside that wont go away.
You can even hear Hansen on the phonecall in the background shouting that he just wants to talk.
At one point the 911 operator asks him if he knows who it is, and theres a notable pause before Grugg says "Its Chris Hansen"

The operator asks if they're from YouTube, is it a show they do, and you can hear Grugg stuttering because he doesn't want to say "its called To Catch a Predator"
The whole fucking thing was comically surreal.
Seriously worth checking out it was fucking gold at the time.
Its here from YouTube

 

[doodoocaca]

He has a thread, it should be on there.

Theres video of Hansen banging on his door, and the audio of Grugg on the phone to the Sheriff

Gregg rings 911, and says theres someone outside that wont go away.
You can even hear Hansen on the phonecall in the background shouting that he just wants to talk.
At one point the 911 operator asks him if he knows who it is, and theres a notable pause before Grugg says "Its Chris Hansen"

The operator asks if they're from YouTube, is it a show they do, and you can hear Grugg stuttering because he doesn't want to say "its called To Catch a Predator"
The whole fucking thing was comically surreal.
Seriously worth checking out it was fucking gold at the time.
Its here from YouTube

Holy shit you made my day, thank you

 

[Procrastinhater]

Holy shit you made my day, thank you

I remember when it first happened it was so surreal to watch, and satisfying as fuck because Greggs whole smug faggot persona just crumbled when Hansen was torturing him.
All the smug tough guy shit he put on crumbled, he was legit terrified of Hansen, and he turned into a whiney bitch, said Hansen was ruining his life, he has people coming up to him in the street asking him to "take a seat"

Hansen is a gigantic God-Tier Troll, he made Grugg his pet cow for months and it was just comical seeing that smarmy little faggot get some karma after all the shit he's done for years.
Later on in that episode the Sheriff turns up, and you can see them stood outside Gruggs house with Hansen laughing and joking, apparently the cops fucking hate him too, they knew he was a chomo for years but because Grugg was extremely sly how he groomed those girls and always waited till they were legal in his State and the girls State before he did anything, and he was careful not to have them talking about anything sexual recorded there was nothing they could do, even when it was known he was grooming them for years.

The Sheriff and Hansen were just stood in his driveway and you can see them laughing and joking.

 

[doodoocaca]

I remember when it first happened it was so surreal to watch, and satisfying as fuck because Greggs whole smug faggot persona just crumbled when Hansen was torturing him.
All the smug tough guy shit he put on crumbled, he was legit terrifiednof Hansen, and he turned into a ehiney bitch, said Hansen was ruining his life, he has people coming up to him in the street asking him to "take a seat"

Hansennis a gigantic Troll, he made Grugg his pet cow for months and it was just comical seeing that smarmy little faggot get some karma after all the shit he's done for years.
Later on in that episode the Sheriff turns up, and you can see them stood outside Gruggs house with Hansen laughing and joking, apparently the cops fucking hate him too, they knew he was a chomo for years but because Grugg was extremely sly how he groomed those girls and always waited till they were legal in that State before he did anything there was nothing they could do, even when it was known he was grooming them for years.

Justice is a dish best served lol'd. Shame Hansen seems like he fell off the wagon.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Justice is a dish best served lol'd. Shame Hansen seems like he fell off the wagon.

Yeah Hansen has some personal issues with alcohol and stuff, he's been on and off the wagon for years, when he's on his game though he's a God Tier Troll, and I think he really does care about catching creeps, he just wants to get paid too which is fair enough I guess.

 

[Nanashi no kiwi]

Courtesy of Grindr, another specimen of the "not even trying" variety:





Meanwhile, over on Xitter, a couple of pooners come to some painful realizations:


"Oliver" @TheOmniPooner is an interesting case, as she often comes across as rather more self-aware than your typical dood. She seems to be involved in a bit of a slapfight with OG tranny lolcow Brianna Wu at the moment, but trying to figure out over what specifically requires a higher autism tolerance than I can manage.

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

You're underestimating how incredibly socially anxious these girls are. They are so terrified of people that they have play big strong men to survive their imaginary dangers.

Also they have experienced someone trying get into occupied stall in girlsroom. Hell, they have probably done it themselves. I most certainly have been on both sides. I bet this happens more on girls side too because we can't use urinals and it's all stalls. While it can be an unpleasant surprise, all girls do is to yell "occupied" and it's resolved. It's no big deal to a normal person but it requires an ability to act when something unexpected happens. Do you think someone who is socially awkward to a point mental illness is capable of that though? Especially when all their issues get hug boxed? Yeah, sociaty is really letting them down by not forcing grow some thicker skin.

Men don’t actually have to do that very often because we are loud when we shit. We are also just bigger and take up more space so our feet are always visible at the bottom of the stall. If an Aiden was really scrunched up on the toilet, I might not even be able to see her shoes.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

Courtesy of Grindr, another specimen of the "not even trying" variety:
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Meanwhile, over on Xitter, a couple of pooners come to some painful realizations:
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"Oliver" @TheOmniPooner is an interesting case, as she often comes across as rather more self-aware than your typical dood. She seems to be involved in a bit of a slapfight with OG tranny lolcow Brianna Wu at the moment, but trying to figure out over what specifically requires a higher autism tolerance than I can manage.

Women discovering that when they pass as men they suddenly get ignored or treated like shit is always a lot of fun to watch. When they actually feel the male experience they hate it so much

 

[Aunt Carol]

Back to the cartoon Pooners, there's a Japanese crafts duo called Aranzi Aronzo. It's two sisters, dba imaginary characters, and publishing a mixture of comics, photos and DIY. They have a cast of kawaii characters for the comics, then stuffed animal versions of the characters (that they also pose for photo comics), and best of all, easy-for-beginners instructions on how to sew your own versions of the characters with very little experience.


That's the background. The pertinent part is that one of their characters is a cartoon kappa, anglicized as "Sprite."

You can kind of see the Pooner phenotype in the drawn version, but check out the fans following the DIY instructions and making their own:

(this is actually the original from the book)

 

[A Fucking Houseplant]

Back to the cartoon Pooners, there's a Japanese crafts duo called Aranzi Aronzo. It's two sisters, dba imaginary characters, and publishing a mixture of comics, photos and DIY. They have a cast of kawaii characters for the comics, then stuffed animal versions of the characters (that they also pose for photo comics), and best of all, easy-for-beginners instructions on how to sew your own versions of the characters with very little experience.
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That's the background. The pertinent part is that one of their characters is a cartoon kappa, anglicized as "Sprite."
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You can kind of see the Pooner phenotype in the drawn version, but check out the fans following the DIY instructions and making their own:
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(this is actually the original from the book)
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Aww, I love them! They're like wholesome, untarnished versions of pooners.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Aww, I love them! They're like wholesome, untarnished versions of pooners.

Uncorrupted Pooners that have had the Slaaneshi influence exorcized.
They're great.

 

[Aunt Carol]

The original is a kappa, a Japanese water cryptid/monster/yokai. It doesn't just have bad hair; there's a dent in its head that's filled with water. If it sloshes the water out it's weakened, so it likes to stay near rivers etc.


But you cuten that up, Japanese-style, and it's definitely a Pooner Cousin (that is the name of the Pooner spinoff series, just like the Care Bears). This is from a Japanese shrine, so they still have definite beaks, wheras the Aranzi Aronzo sprites are abstracted into just bald spots and big lips:

 

[doodoocaca]

Imagine if someone told dorky girls that that works just fine, if you just work with it! and they didn't have to compare themselves to barbie, or make themselves into pooner pan?

Remember the oughts when queer women were just a thing and that was it? Theater nerds was a thing? They didn't have to do this to themselves? You'd have Lydia Deetz and Judy Funny irl without hormones or chops or intentional painful awkwardness. You'd have someone with boyish hair but they didn't have a pronoun list or a screed even if they had a LiveJournal.

What the FUCK happened?

 

[Slideshow Bill]

Courtesy of Grindr, another specimen of the "not even trying" variety:
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Meanwhile, over on Xitter, a couple of pooners come to some painful realizations:
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"Oliver" @TheOmniPooner is an interesting case, as she often comes across as rather more self-aware than your typical dood. She seems to be involved in a bit of a slapfight with OG tranny lolcow Brianna Wu at the moment, but trying to figure out over what specifically requires a higher autism tolerance than I can manage.

The bitterest pill to swallow is that progressives only like trans men when they can use their mega passoid pics to win bathroom debates. Anything beyond that you're expendable trash.

Most TERFs have already learned to debunk those "mega passoid pics" ages ago.
>See?! Look at this passing man! (picture/video from certain angles and never standing next to an actual man) You look stupid for saying that he should use the women's restroom.
>meangirls.jpeg
>So you agree? Individuals that look unmistakably male have no business in women's spaces? So TIMs should not be in women's restrooms because none of them pass?
The existence of TIFs is tragedy after tragedy, L after L. Their own communities don't give a shit about them and only respect their trans identities for consistency's sake.

once you start passing and get bottom surgery you're a fuckin demon to these ppl lol

I don't think it's that. Like I said, the trans community barely thinks about these women on a good day. It's more that phalloplasties becoming mainstream knowledge would be extremely bad PR. With the stinkditches, most people think "oh he's becoming a eunuch? therefore is not a sexual threat okay whatever live and let live." And the most famous TIF is a fetish porn star who kept her vagina. Normies would be horrified at the process of rotdogs, so it's kept to the fringes. Most people are skeeved out by the mastectomy scars.

 

[Procrastinhater]

The original is a kappa, a Japanese water cryptid/monster/yokai. It doesn't just have bad hair; there's a dent in its head that's filled with water. If it sloshes the water out it's weakened, so it likes to stay near rivers etc.
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But you cuten that up, Japanese-style, and it's definitely a Pooner Cousin (that is the name of the Pooner spinoff series, just like the Care Bears). This is from a Japanese shrine, so they still have definite beaks, wheras the Aranzi Aronzo sprites are abstracted into just bald spots and big lips:

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I wondered about the hair. I thought it was just a bald spot, which increased its resemblance to a Pooners Norwoodin' ass.
Next to the Yokai statue the relationship is obvious.

The existence of TIFs is tragedy after tragedy, L after L. Their own communities don't give a shit about them and only respect their trans identities for consistency's sake.

The life of Pooner must be miserable and frustrating.
When they are remembered at all, it's as a sideshow to the main punchline.
Female encoding means that when they have to compete for attention against the far more aggressive and pushy histrionic TiM's the Pooner is often an after thought, if they're even considered at all.

 

[Candidate No 7]

How do y'all make your masturbation more masc?

Probably a weird request but I was wondering how to make my masturbation more masculine. Not in a Domination way but not so feminine. I feel overly feminine when I do it sometimes which can be okay sometimes but I would like a more "guy" way. Like what makes you feel masculine during sex/masturbation. I'm not sure this post makes sense but this is what I'm asking.

It's hilarious to worry you're wanking wrong, but also quite interesting because it illustrates the fact there is not really a female equivalent of autogynephilia. My impression of pooners is that they mostly don't want to be women for societal reasons, and the masquerading as a man is a side-effect they throw themselves in without it really reflecting their personality or sexuality at all. The gender dysphoria is acquired by contagion, like anorexia.

 

[Marche]

How do y'all make your masturbation more masc?

probably the most easy first step I take is being born male, after that it basically just sorts itself out.