Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

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I could see her as the kind of doula who thinks she's a midwife, yeah.

I guess I was just happy to see someone acknowledge that this is a big surgery with recovery time and repercussions, and not just handwave it away with ~genderfeels~ or act like it's getting a spa treatment. Maybe this is even more insidious, though.
I think we see the hand waving so much bc, in addition to reddit jannies, it's pooners who haven't had surgery and think bad news is all a terf psyop. Or they've had surgery and are afraid of pissing off their reddit lurking doctors or alienating the one support system they have left (troon cult).
But this lady is free-ranging, and it's a little harder to deny a terrible surgical outcome if you are face to face with someone. She also didn't have a dozen years of med school to transform her into a highly skilled sociopath who knows how to ignore people lol. Probably just a run of the mill BPD type chick
 
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The following pooner is an obese woman who performs drag. To be honest, I find it hard to believe I'm the first one on the farms who encountered this person, but I searched for her name and alias on the farms and found nothing... So if someone already posted about her, my apologies.

The pooner in question calls herself Julian Vargas, and her alias is Ally P. Sha. She has active Tiktok, Instagram and Facebook accounts, and perhaps also a twitter account, but it has zero posts so I'm not sure it's really hers. Apparently Marcus Dib, The Offensive Tranny, made a video featuring her a little bit, so perhaps that why her video jumped at me on Tiktok.

This is what she looked like before:
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And this is what she looks like now:
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And this is her in drag:
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And here are some videos for your viewing pleasure:


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This performance is done in the University of Rhode Island, by the way.
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For some reason I can't seem to upload more videos (I tried more than 10 times), so I'll just post a few more screenshots with links:

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Guys, there are so many more. Almost every video is like a monument of debauchery and degeneracy. Go take a look if you wish.


Here she complains she gets "misgendered" even like that, lol:
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Here she is with a skinny person, just so you could appreciate how obese she is:
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She is married to a woman as obese or even more obese than her, but at least she looks like a normal woman:
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When they married she was still a regular woman herself. She pooned out later. You can see a snippet of what she looked like on her wedding in this video:
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There are some photos of her as a pooner in her wedding day, but don't be fooled. This is an edit.
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Imagine having a wife so supportive that she suprises you with the best wedding anniversary present ever. A photoshoot redoing our wedding photos with me as myself. I love @monica_ashley_ more than words can describe. Happy 6 years!
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Also fuck @rywelchy for taking these beautiful pictures and making me all emotional 😘
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#wedding #anniversary #weddingphotography #ftm #trans #transgender #transmasc #transmasculine #lgbtq #queer #goth #hehim
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Her "top surgery" was of course done by Dr. Gallagher. Who else.
(I uploaded this video before the others, that's why it's here and not a screenshot, lol)
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Picture of her still with bandages after her double mastectomy:
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This is her before with boobs:
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As it is custom with pooners, she shows us a childhood picture of her and then her current self. I'm not sure why they do it. Perhaps it's in hope their parents will stumble upon these videos and bawl their eyes out thinking what have become of their little girl.
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Also, she graduated from cosmetology school and has asthma.
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There is also a recording of an interview she had. I haven't listened to it (yet?). I tried to upload it but it doesn't work. So here are the links: Part 1, Part 2, transcript.

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I saw my first Pooner in the wild today. I knew about the frog voice but actually hearing it in person is something else. It was the thing that triggered my brain to go from "what a weird, fat, ugly manlet" to "oh it's a psycho woman. Better get my kid out of here".

We can never tell though.
 
The pooner in question calls herself Julian Vargas, and her alias is Ally P. Sha. She has active Tiktok, Instagram and Facebook accounts, and perhaps also a twitter account, but it has zero posts so I'm not sure it's really hers. Apparently Marcus Dib, The Offensive Tranny, made a video featuring her a little bit, so perhaps that why her video jumped at me on Tiktok.

This is an amazing level of self delusion.

A deathfat combined with pooner.

I actually kind of appreciate her as Divine though.

A degenerate girl trying to be a boy trying to pass as a glamorous woman is exactly the kind of postmodern absurdity that Divine himself would have appreciated.

I was pondering earlier what John Waters is up to these days, maybe he is working on a biopic with this chick about Divine?
 
The pooner in question calls herself Julian Vargas, and her alias is Ally P. Sha.
So her "drag name"/alias is "Ally P Sha", as in, alopecia. I wonder if she's claiming that her massive hair loss is due to alopecia, not testosterone abuse.
It's possible. On one hand, her hair looks a little thin on top in this old picture
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Or maybe it's both. But I kinda wonder if "I'm not bald from T! It's alopecia!!" is her claim/cope.
I'd wager things went something like this: she was a run of the mill faghag, into watching drag, and liked doing makeup and your average normie hyperfemininity. She was brainwashed by current year LGBfaggoTry, then fucked around and found out. Testosterone hit her HARD and she feels she can't go back, so she's leaned into it. Many such cases.
 
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This thread on r/FTM is hilarious: pooners excitedly discuss their identical names.
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A Great Flood of Noahs:

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The Theo gang.
> wanting the world to perceive you as a serious masculine man
> naming yourself "Teddy"
pick one
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Lots and lots of Jays.
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"After Lego Ninjago, I believe"
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Tragedy has struck! Pooners named Kai no longer feel special because other pooners have chosen the name:
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Charlie men united :story:
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Taking notes from King Pooner Ellen.
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Should apologize for not knowing how to spoiler your dump so there isnt a mile long wall of pics and vids, holy fuck.
So to spoiler it if it's long? Sorry, will do next time.
First time I actually did long post with pics and videos, still don't know all the rules 😬

Edit: just went back and edited a spoiler in because I remembered I can do that, lol.
 
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Ally P. Sha
I didn't scroll down enough to see the pictures but my first thought was that this was a bald TIF OD'ing on copium and lo and behold I was right.
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>another fat woman with self esteem in the toilet making herself hypersexual to cope with feeling unattractive.
Women who are chubby, please find better coping mechanisms. Consider bird watching. It's not the end of the world if you're a little on the bigger side.
 
This is the ftm equivalent of mtfs who try to dress as some anime goth manic pixie girl. Its a feminine view of masculinity entirely informed by media made by women for women.

I lost it with the cane.
Ridiculous Pooner.
I stumbled upon something yesterday and I'm dumbfounded. Is this pooner or I'm imagining? Its mannerisms, glass ego, annoying voice, and touchy troonism, all make me think it is. Only the lack of septum piercing is worrying me and it may be an ordinary fag and I'm paranoid.
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Its a Pooner.
dated a trans woman for 2 months,

Lmfao why??
What the fuck were you thinking lol?
Did he have a 'ditch?
 
This thread on r/FTM is hilarious: pooners excitedly discuss their identical names.
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Tell me you think and act like a girl in Year 5 without telling me you think and act like a girl in Year 5.

Ladies, you are not ten years old. Like, what's next? Are you going to write the name of your crush down as well so you can calculate the relationship outcome based on an algorithm of the two names? Or maybe start a chain letter that you forward to other FtMs and if they don't forward it on, they'll never pass!
 
Its a Pooner.
Is there actually proof that Zane is a pooner? If IPOS was trans they would absolutely be leaning on that to make themselves look like the victim after their most recent embarrassment, especially considering how they claimed being called "low testosterone" was a homophobic insult even though no one knew he was gay.
 
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Is there actually proof that Zane is a pooner? If IPOS was trans they would absolutely be leaning on that to make themselves look like the victim after their most recent embarrassment, especially considering how they claimed being called "low testosterone" was a homophobic insult even though no one knew he was gay.
Looks like a normal man, go back to the first video on his channel, he sounds the exact same. He kinda just looks like a fag, I would be surprised if he turns out to be a pooner.
 
Reading this thread and seeing the penis envy from pooners about how guys can pee standing made me think how lame it must be to have to squat down like a dog to take a piss outside. Being a man truly is a blessing.
It gets worse than that. If you don't squat correctly, pee can run down your legs. You really can't pee outside without taking your pants off otherwise there's a 50/50 risk of your pee getting on it.
 
It gets worse than that. If you don't squat correctly, pee can run down your legs. You really can't pee outside without taking your pants off otherwise there's a 50/50 risk of your pee getting on it.
I have literally never pissed down my legs nor had to completely take off anything to get the job done. Are you ok fam
 
I have literally never pissed down my legs nor had to completely take off anything to get the job done. Are you ok fam
apparently not?? I did it once or twice and took off my pants, assuming it would go onto your legs, and both time my suspicions were confirmed.
damn I feel like a retard LMAOOO gotta pay tax for this:
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I love how girly this edit is. So manly.
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Literally daddy issues, but troonified? So, more severe form of daddy issues.

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I hate this. People bash on detransitioners but then troons and poons always have that "just do it, babe!" mentality.
I myself thought about top surgery before, and I still do think about it since I find my boobs to be a burden. But it's not something you just get. Its not the "safer option".. Cutting off healthy issue is never the "safer option". Trying to love your body and make peace with it is the safer option.
No one is painting anything onto you either. Youre letting others paint on you by cutting them off.
 
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