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Not sure if I posted this before. Getting it off my computer. It's a d00d embracing another d00d who is having a manly cry over a super important thing.


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Susan Powter IS Morrissey IN Rainman 2: Now We're Packing.
Yeah, I've seen these 2 before. They're creepy as fuck and I always wonder how on earth if it's legit nobody has said the other one is basically abusing an extremely vulnerable adult when they're posting themselves being intimate and talking about their relationship. Gross, creepy, should be illegal. Might be worth a dive on them, wonder if they've been discussed in the BP before as they seem to be Munchie adjacent with that level of acting.
What are their names/account names? I want to look into this, has potential.
 
Preliminary glance around findings:

Allegedly they live in Germany.

There are multiple subreddits devoted to gawking/debunking them. One small public and another private which I have not yet attempted to join.

Social links so far:

Intro video for "Bug":

(note the cutting scars in one closeup)

"Bug"s real name appears to be Olivia Lupton:
https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-liv-fundraise-for-their-top-surgery (a)
https://www.insidehalton.com/life/u...cle_a0ce2937-4faf-592a-9bcd-dbb77968e432.html (a)


Original location of Burlington, ON

There are a TON of vids on their tiktok, I have to get some irl work done, someone else who has the time may want to start archiving...it will take a bit.
 
When you leave the valve caps off overnight.
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BASED THERAPIST VS ANGRY POONERS!

A based therapist had the audacity to give a lil’ pooner a good reality check:

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Cue the frog-voiced choir of outrage from a gaggle of 5’ pooners all going: “Dood! DOOD!”

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lol! Surely “sneakysquiggles” knows what she is talking about, never gets clocked and like her fellow pooners isn’t offering the most feminine kind of support!

If this was IRL, I’m picturing these chicks all running after the crying OP down the hallway: “Don’t listen to him Electrical Froyo! That guy is a JERK!”
 
What is it with midget hamplanets and brickhons? It's almost like being the exact opposite to the extreme of what they're trying to emulate is somehow part of the appeal for them. At least the most in your face online ones do.

(I honestly think these people do have some sort of personality disordered thinking where they need to be "everything" for themselves. Rather than having a partner who compliments them or something. I don't really think it has to do with SA for most poons anymore. Because there are a lot of them that don't and also it's sadly common to lie about such a thing or greatly exaggerated what happened to appear like more of a wounded bird, another cluster B classic. It's like the can't compute that you're not supposed to be everything all at once, that you're supposed to have a partner to compliment you as well as people in your community who do the same in all sorts of different ways. So bizarre.)
 
BASED THERAPIST VS ANGRY POONERS!

A based therapist had the audacity to give a lil’ pooner a good reality check:

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Cue the frog-voiced choir of outrage from a gaggle of 5’ pooners all going: “Dood! DOOD!”

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lol! Surely “sneakysquiggles” knows what she is talking about, never gets clocked and like her fellow pooners isn’t offering the most feminine kind of support!

If this was IRL, I’m picturing these chicks all running after the crying OP down the hallway: “Don’t listen to him Electrical Froyo! That guy is a JERK!”
Most of you don't pass and are sussed out immediately (looking at you 4'11" dood), get over it.

The FtM Diet: Vitamin T and Cluster B
 
BASED THERAPIST VS ANGRY POONERS!

A based therapist had the audacity to give a lil’ pooner a good reality check:

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Inject "I'm extremely pear shaped" directly into my veins
This is the 4'11 pooner that is "stealth". You can tell how morbidly obese she is. No pics of her below the shoulders.
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Also, further evidence these women don't understand anything about being male/male anatomy. Look how she drew these flaccid penises that are extremely wide and have no balls.
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Calling all guys who want to aggravate their pooner coworker without misgendering her. This thread has some great ideas:
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They don't like friendly vocatives.
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They hate being called little, but don't call them big, either.
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This one doesn't want to be called a man at all.
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They're just lil doods, after all.
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"bro" and "guy" are also bothersome. Only DOOOD is acceptable - it's the only term they don't complain about in this thread.
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Don't call me sir....or ma'am.
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As you can see, upsetting pooners requires no extra effort whatsoever, just treat them like any other male acquaintance, and they will naturally self-exclude and make themselves uncomfortable.
link/archive
 
"I'm a 4'11" FTM troon and I pass all the time!"
Ok but..... you don't? Unless "pass" means something else now.

"Pass" used to mean "people consistently truly mistake you to be the sex/race/whatever you're pretending to be, even in regular social interaction."
Now that everybody knows about troons (due to their own insufferable and unending efforts), it's pretty much impossible for any of them to pass (lol). When faced with someone who seems a bit off/uncanny tranny, now they know to think, "wait....is that a dude/chick??" when they wouldn't have before.

I guarantee with these women it's not "passing." It's more like "at a glance from across the street somebody thinks you're a little boy" or "everyone is browbeaten into playing along because they're afraid you'll get them cancelled and fired, so they say 'he/him' and just hope you'll go away soon." That's not the same as "passing."
 
Inject "I'm extremely pear shaped" directly into my veins

This is the 4'11 pooner that is "stealth". You can tell how morbidly obese she is. No pics of her below the shoulders.
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Also, further evidence these women don't understand anything about being male/male anatomy. Look how she drew these flaccid penises that are extremely wide and have no balls.
In her defense, kinda, I think she may have been going for drawing pooners.

And we all know how bizarre and wide them rotdogs get.

Wtf is going on here though, I have no idea!
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A based therapist had the audacity to give a lil’ pooner a good reality check:
I'm just going to have to deal with every person I interact with thinking I'm a girl
Idk it just kinda made me feel like a freak because my body with always be a girl body.
You aren't a girl and you don't have a girl's body.
You're a woman with a woman's body
 
Preliminary glance around findings:

Allegedly they live in Germany.

There are multiple subreddits devoted to gawking/debunking them. One small public and another private which I have not yet attempted to join.

Social links so far:

Intro video for "Bug":

(note the cutting scars in one closeup)

"Bug"s real name appears to be Olivia Lupton:
https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-liv-fundraise-for-their-top-surgery (a)
https://www.insidehalton.com/life/u...cle_a0ce2937-4faf-592a-9bcd-dbb77968e432.html (a)


Original location of Burlington, ON

There are a TON of vids on their tiktok, I have to get some irl work done, someone else who has the time may want to start archiving...it will take a bit.

Of course her tranny name is Bug, because if the pooners aren't calling themselves trendy names that make them sound 20 years younger than they really are, they're choosing shit that isn't even a real name because quirky uwu! and it's usually the they/them ones who do so, since their whole personality is "look how different I am!" Also even if this girl really does have autism she's totally playing it up for clout, that video with her pooner girlfriend and the mental breakdown looks staged as hell and she's just... letting herself get treated like a small child who's upset because they got a scraped knee. If her goal is to spread the idea that trannies and autists need to be treated like children, she's doing a great job.
 
Of course her tranny name is Bug, because if the pooners aren't calling themselves trendy names that make them sound 20 years younger than they really are, they're choosing shit that isn't even a real name because quirky uwu! and it's usually the they/them ones who do so, since their whole personality is "look how different I am!"
It's like hippie chicks naming themselves shit like Moonflower or Leaf. Or goths with names like Dementia Raven Way. Or the skinhead kids in This Is England. Edgy teens have always had nicknames or in-group names different from their government names, it's usually looked on as embarrassing or nostalgic in hindsight when they get older. These are grown adults doing it, though, and naming themselves, you're supposed to give each other nicknames. Reminds me of the Manson family a bit, or other cults where people get new names and identities to show loyalty and shed the idea of their old self.
 
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