Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[Slideshow Bill]

Posted this in the Tranny Sideshow thread but it's actually way more relevant here.

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>black Percy Jackson shirt
I know EXACTLY what her pooning out was inspired by. For those unaware, in the second installment of the series, Heroes of Olympus, the brooding emo boy Nico is revealed to be gay and the TIFs have latched on to him ever since.

 

[weirdwound]

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The heckin' valid doods of r/ftm discuss their height. Lots of Braydens and Jaydens clocking in at 4'11. Anyone over 5'5" is praised as a giant. Sadly, there are a handful of tall women throwing away their supermodel genes to become grotesque faux-men. (Archive)

Children are recommended to sit in a booster seat in a car if they are under 4'9 so....ummmm.....little pooner be safe?

 

[Hepativore]

Children are recommended to sit in a booster seat in a car if they are under 4'9 so....ummmm.....little pooner be safe?

Alice could carry around Aiden in a baby-carrier on his chest to keep a close eye on her.

 

[Gender: Xenomorph]

I'm not talking about abuse and these experiences do not happen to everyone growing up. I knew girls into this stuff and have been exposed to a lot of the content. They weren't traumatized. They were into it for the reasons a lot of people are into sexualized content.

Women and girls are people with agency not poor little beans who only ever react to things that just happen to them.

Spergout aside, they also get sold onto the wrong idea for what it is to be a man.

For example, when they enter a shop and ask for help, people (men) will go out of their way to smile and help them. As aydens, they get frowns and stinkeyes.

Do you know what happens to an Ayden if (s)he tries to have a karen moment in public?

Anyway my point is, by the time they realize their mistake, the damage is irreversible...

 

[NiKo's Deagle Miss]

Pooner's brother said that her chest looks disgusting

Link / Archive

Spoiler: Cope

(Sorry for upvotes but I have habit to upvote everything)

 

[and I must scream]

This is @clownzter on Tiktok, she was featured in a The Offensive Tranny video. Not only is she peak pooner in every way, she is also extra pink!

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"How can I make myself the ugliest?"

No, seriously. Why.

 

[Hepativore]

This is @clownzter on Tiktok, she was featured in a The Offensive Tranny video. Not only is she peak pooner in every way, she is also extra pink!

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Wow...she looks like a female Nick Bate! All she needs to do is smear feces on her face. I bet her teeth are just as bad as she does not look like personal hygiene is a priority in her life.

 

[TruffleSpark]

How many layers of recursion can their stupid words end up with?

 

[Mike Meekins]

Poons lying about being true and honest doods has to be one of my favorite genres, especially when their bios look like this:

Totes a real gay cisboi u guise!

 

[TexasRanger]

Not like it needs to be said but no man would ever think this way. Pooners once again demonstrating just how fembrained they are

Spoiler: Trapped in the Bathroom!

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Bonus pooner:

Spoiler: I’m a real boy 🤥

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Showed this to my older sister.

She felt second-hand embarassment. This is not an adult female, just a mentally unstable 16 year old.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

Tess Aurora Gantz, a pooner who has been featured multiple times in this thread, now has her own thread.

 

[cybertoaster]

Spoiler: More deranged version

 

[and I must scream]

I don't get what her problem is. She shouldn't be in the men's room but it sounds like she's in a stall, who gives a fuck if the dude in the next stall is on his phone.
He could be constipated, shit he could be shooting heroin or climbing into the bowl like Obi Wan Kenobi did on Trainspotting, who gives a fuck, how does that stop her pissing?
I guarantee you he doesn't give a fuck what she's doing. Never, not once have I been on the men's room wondering what the dude in the next stall is doing.
She's fucking weird.
If she's so shy about pissing with a dude near her then go in the fucking women's room where you should be.
Neurotic Pooner.

The first thing that crossed my mind reading that post is that she has difficulties peeing in the vicinity of men, which is an issue that some women/teenage girls have. They are just too shy/embarrassed to do this in front of a man (even if he doesn't look, just the fact that he can hear it), while in front of other women they don't care or care less. Women/teenage girls often have a lot of inhibitions (as a result of their socialization), and it manifests especially - or solely - when they are among men/teenage boys.

It's one of the things I think about when trans activities/allies/handmaidens - especially handmaidens - casually throw always sex-segregated bathrooms (and the same logic follows to public showers, dressing rooms, changing rooms, etc. - it pisses me off so much when they pretend it's "just" bathrooms) or invite every male who "identifies as woman" to use the women's bathrooms. Many women and teenage girls are not comfortable with this at all. And I don't see why their comfort exceeds the comfort of women/girls, who are 50% of the population.

They act like "gender dysphoria" is some unimaginable psychological torture, when in reality it's simply distress which vary in severity, and could also be very minor. Women's distress over males in their bathrooms and other sex-segregated facilities is no less severe or important than their so-called "gender dysphoria".

You are the minority. Find solution for yourselves. The majority shouldn't bend over backwards to accommodate you on their expense.

The whole bathroom "debate" makes me MOTI and one day I'll rant about it even though I'm sure you all know it all already.

Anyway, I don't know if that's really the case with this pooner, but I think it's possible that this is the problem but she won't admit it (perhaps even to herself). Also, it would be ironic and funny.

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How many layers of recursion can their stupid words end up with?

What the fuck is transandro? Transmen? Non-binary transmasc people? An umbrella term that includes transmen and non-binary transmasc people?

This is all so convoluted it's hard to follow and wrap your mind around that. Also it's hard to avoid the sinking feeling that this is all nonsense, so why even bother. No one understands what the hell they are talking about anymore anyway. Themselves included.

 

[Procrastinhater]

I don't know how to feel about this Pooner.
In one sense, it's a Pooner so lol.
On the other hand it's a Pooner that joined a gang complete with being jumped in, 5 guys for a full 2 minutes.
Now someone retarded enough to join a gang is a fucking idiot, but I grudgingly respect someone tough enough to take a beat down off of five guys for two minutes. Especially a woman.
So yeah.
On the one hand, Pooner criminal.
On the other, this is one tough bitch.
I never understood the term "grudging respect" until now. Not for being in a gang because bangers are fucking low iQ retards, but at least this Pooner isn't crying on reddit about people clocking her.

You got there Li'l Pooner, I'm not giving you my wallet though.

 

[Poonocchio]

I don't know how to feel about this Pooner.
In one sense, it's a Pooner so lol.
On the other hand it's a Pooner that joined a gang complete with being jumped in, 5 guys for afull 2 minutes.
Now someone retarded enough to join a gang is a fucking idiot, but I grudgingly respect someone tough enough to take a beat down off of five guys for two minutes. Especially a woman.
So yeah.
On the one hand, Pooner criminal.
On the other, this is one tough bitch.
I never understood the term "grudging respect" until now. Not for being in a gang because bangers are fucking low iQ retards, but at least this Pooner isn't crying on reddit about people clocking her.

You got there Li'l Pooner, I'm not giving you my wallet though.

That's actually pretty interesting (I also thought you were talking about the bearded guy being a Pooner as well which confused the fuck out of me for a sec haha), she's definitely got big, dangly spiritual bollocks (and a lot of mental illness). I like the dunk on troons as well. Not sure we would find this lil dood jannying reddit and crying into a camera about transphobia.

 

[Niggolash]

This is pretty heartbreaking, gotta say
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I'm not sure if it would help narrow things down or not, but here is the linked article [archive].

 

[Procrastinhater]

That's actually pretty interesting (I also thought you were talking about the bearded guy being a Pooner as well which confused the fuck out of me for a sec haha), she's definitely got big, dangly spiritual bollocks (and a lot of mental illness). I like the dunk on troons as well. Not sure we would find this lil dood⅞ jannying reddit and crying into a camera about transphobia.

The guy with the beard and all the ink is JD Delay he's an ex con that does prison stories on YouTube. He normally takes the piss out of Troons and pedos (same thing) so I thought this was another one of those, wasn't expecting the Poon banger.
Lmao at the Pooner shitting on the AGP hons "I'm not sure that would even be allowed, I wouldn't even want someone like that"

 

[Rogue AI]

Which one of you is this?

 

[Jaws Of Hell]

Pooners give me so many conflicting feelings.
I feel pity for them for hating themselves to the point of self mutilation; for being victimized by big pharma and the unethical medical industry; for being groomed by other pooners and trannies into destroying themselves.
But it's also very satisfying and hilarious to see them drowning in their own misogyny.
The dog eared top surgeries, pink pimply face, pube facial hair, and undeniably female frame and bone structure make me kek.
And when they regret what they did to themselves? Restores my hp, waters my crops, blesses my harvest, feeds my soul.

 

[Fapcop]

Posted this in the Tranny Sideshow thread but it's actually way more relevant here.

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Lmao! Just another

I don't know how to feel about this Pooner.
In one sense, it's a Pooner so lol.
On the other hand it's a Pooner that joined a gang complete with being jumped in, 5 guys for a full 2 minutes.
Now someone retarded enough to join a gang is a fucking idiot, but I grudgingly respect someone tough enough to take a beat down off of five guys for two minutes. Especially a woman.
So yeah.
On the one hand, Pooner criminal.
On the other, this is one tough bitch.
I never understood the term "grudging respect" until now. Not for being in a gang because bangers are fucking low iQ retards, but at least this Pooner isn't crying on reddit about people clocking her.

You got there Li'l Pooner, I'm not giving you my wallet though.

Dang, lil pooner DID get there!

I’ll give my begrudging respect too if…

1: No pooner frog voice. I HATE those… And:

2: No rotdog bullshit. Getting cosmetic surgery is the most fembrained thing imaginable. If a man lost his dick somehow (perish the thought!) the real manly way to cope is to just shrug and piss sitting down.

Pooners are the most feminine of creatures, so it’s no wonder that they don’t understand this.