Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[Croctopus]

just pooner things

 

[Paper Machete]

A married woman feeling insecure about whether or not gay men would "consider" her a woman in their spaces and not be down with it. Really what a world we live in. Why the fuck would you even be insecure about something you don't need to use? That you apparently don't plan to? Trannies live and die wanting other people to allow them to cross boundaries and participate in the lie.

"It bothers me these imaginary people might, hypothetically not swallow my LARP wholesale."

 

[Fapcop]

Goddamn man… What is the average IQ of a pooner? Like 70?

Saw this story on r/ftmmen…



So to sum up… Pooner shows up. Her name is listed as “Sally”. Pooner gets groped on her chest (AS MEN ALWAYS LIKE TO DO TO EACH OTHER LOLOL!) as one of the guys tries to cop a feel. Pooner meekly tries to laugh along as they joke about her obviously being a girl.

“I PASS COMPLETELY 99% OF THE TIME!”

 

[Croctopus]

"It bothers me these imaginary people might, hypothetically not swallow my LARP wholesale."

Idk man I’m like a standard mid 30’s gay guy and idk where this came from but if I speak out against it publicly then they will call me anti LGBT. Gay guys deserve our own category. It’s possible for me to love another man. It is impossible for a female to be a male. I don’t want to share my identity with this.

At least we can laugh about this stuff here on the farms. It’s much lonelier than pre-2016 where now most of the gay community is against you for being anti trans than before being gay meant explaining sexual perversions to children in school libraries and we were just trying to figure out how to live our lives with each other.

 

[cybertoaster]

At least the pooner is trying, that tranny just looks like an old gay boomer...

And that was 5 years before this thread even existed, wonder what the number is now...

Sorta disagree.

I think it’s obvious that there is a cohort of male trannys who troon out because they think of themselves as failed men.

They’re rudderless, autistic, often failures or have just one thing they’re good at, at trannydom comes along with easy answers.

The reason you often see these autists engage in sexual behavior is partly because of grooming and partly because there are so many pervs in the troon scene that degeneracy just becomes part of the culture.

You also see this with pooners. Autistic chicks who feel out of place and finds a community with the gender terrorists.

A lot of trannies are bottom of the barrel types meanwhile most pooners used to be mid girls, not hot but not gorlock the destroyer either.

 

[Wendy Wheelchair]

Pooner on Reddit, u/EnbyViking, creates chainmail packer

Some other choice pics of this disgusting Norwegian pooner:

"I'm asexual but also a typical female attention whore so I miss getting sexual attention aka I'm acknowledging I'm ugly after taking testosterone."

Just to add to the pooner stereotypes, she also owns exotic pets, including a snake, and is mad that local children resonate with her childish interests and complains about them on r/ChildFree

 

[cybertoaster]

I'm seriously convinced that pooning out is just the latest, most extreme form of "not like the other girls" syndrome for at least a certain subset of pooners.

At least back then the NLTOGs were trying to be hot even if just "unconventionally", meanwhile pooners are on a space race-equivalent to become the most unappealing blobs of flesh ever to walk this goddamn planet.

The REALEST pooner has some thoughts:

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Hmm… Sure sucks that some strangers attacked her, held her down while scarring her everywhere, and then forced her to pretend she’s a man and date homos.

I keep hearing there’s a loneliness epidemic among men. I’m sure there’s plenty of takers for a mildly damaged girl with some self harm scars. But lil dood decided to play life on hardcore.

“Nah dood! You’re TOUGH AS NAILS MAN!”
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Why yes… Lord knows that the lil doods just endure their pain in stoic silence. And doesn’t run to Reddit for other women to support them, every time someone notices their LARP.

Can’t help but feel some sympathy for this pooner. Yeah, all of her problems are self inflicted, but she still has some maturity and willingness to embrace hard facts that is rare for her kind.

There really is no limit to how delusional these women can be.

This part really reminds me of that fluffies shit and is further proof a lot of these pooners must be into that. IIRC a lot of fluffies stories had themes of betrayal, winning the trust of the fluffy thing so when the abuse begins its more "fun" to watch.

And that last part "same way any cis man will" just shows what I been saying, that these women are the same radfems who actually believed every guy out there wanted to rape them.

 

[Croctopus]

I don’t understand how this girl thinks she’s a gay top. What gay guy wants a GIRL to fuck him?

 

[pink cigarettes]

I don’t understand how this girl thinks she’s a gay top. What gay guy wants a GIRL to fuck him?

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I'm trying to translate this one but honestly wtf

"I'm so confused. I'm a woman who is attracted to a man. I enjoy straight porn. I don't want to date women. My boyfriend likes to have sex with women. This is all normal.

But the problem is that I like to pretend I'm a man, so I tell myself that I am into sodomizing him, but that's impossible. Also, I have tried to watch porn with gay men doing eachother in the butt. I'm not actually interested in this porn. Neither is my boyfriend, because he is straight.

I started dating my boyfriend right after I started injecting myself with testosterone. Now the effects are starting to show. That, combined with my pretending to be a man who wants to penetrate his butt, is turning him off when we have sex.

So I'm a straight woman who likes sex with straight men, but since I am committed to pretending to be a man, if I watch straight porn, that must mean I am attracted to women."

tl;dr: Pooner applies ideology to real life and it doesn't work that way

 

[Benjamin Spooner Briggs]

I'm genuinely surprised that, at least in my personal pooner safaris, that I've never encountered one that is interested in collecting and/or smoking tobacco pipes. It seems like the perfect nexus between "charmingly quirky" but low stakes and very traditionally masculine. Is it because it doesn't align with the modern soft boi image or is it because we're so immersed in clown world that smoking is suuuuper bad for you but dozens of invasive surgeries are totally A-ok?

Tobacco pipes are moderately difficult to smoke and require some amount of learning and skill to use properly. Is it any wonder people who want to justify their existence with existence itself don't take that dive?

 

[Fapcop]

Pooner on Reddit, u/EnbyViking, creates chainmail packer
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Some other choice pics of this disgusting Norwegian pooner:
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"I'm asexual but also a typical female attention whore so I miss getting sexual attention aka I'm acknowledging I'm ugly after taking testosterone."
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Just to add to the pooner stereotypes, she also owns exotic pets, including a snake, and is mad that local children resonate with her childish interests and complains about them on r/ChildFree
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Lol! Very womanly energies. STAHP LOOKING AT ME!! CANT SOMEONE DRESS LIKE A VIDEOGAME CHARACTER WITHOUT CONSTANTLY GETTING OGLED?!?

Tobacco pipes are moderately difficult to smoke and require some amount of learning and skill to use properly. Is it any wonder people who want to justify their existence with existence itself don't take that dive?

You forgot the biggest reason pooners aren’t into them. Their favorite anime characters don’t smoke them.

 

[Croctopus]

There is a pooner posting about how they are a gay top every single day on r/ftm. Who told them this was even an option? Are they just using strap ons? How does a chick even fuck a gay guy in the ass and who is agreeing to any of this? After all the hassle of coming out as gay and telling the world you like men and big throbbing dicks, only to be fucked by a girl wearing a plastic dildo? No thanks!

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

There is a pooner posting about how they are a gay top every single day on r/ftm. Who told them this was even an option? Are they just using strap ons? How does a chick even fuck a gay guy in the ass and who is agreeing to any of this? After all the hassle of coming out as gay and telling the world you like men and big throbbing dicks, only to be fucked by a girl wearing a plastic dildo? No thanks!

She "identifies" as a "gay top", but let's see how that works out in practice.

 

[EllenDrawsRapeOfHerHaters]

Pooner on Reddit, u/EnbyViking, creates chainmail packer
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Some other choice pics of this disgusting Norwegian pooner:
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"I'm asexual but also a typical female attention whore so I miss getting sexual attention aka I'm acknowledging I'm ugly after taking testosterone."
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Just to add to the pooner stereotypes, she also owns exotic pets, including a snake, and is mad that local children resonate with her childish interests and complains about them on r/ChildFree
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You modeled your dick after a corn husk?! Her posts read like a parody of a pooner.

"I decided I was twans, the first step was to find a corn ear or cucumber to use as my new penis :33"

 

[Paper Machete]

There is a pooner posting about how they are a gay top every single day on r/ftm. Who told them this was even an option? Are they just using strap ons? How does a chick even fuck a gay guy in the ass and who is agreeing to any of this? After all the hassle of coming out as gay and telling the world you like men and big throbbing dicks, only to be fucked by a girl wearing a plastic dildo? No thanks!

To be honest if she said she wasn't getting a divorce from someone I would've said she's probably a virgin. Maybe she's never been with an actual man though. To be honest, the most you hear about strap use is when it's two women. Go figure. So this is all hypotheticals in her head, the way she talks about it she has no real experience, and most pooners don't. If they do it's just regular heterosexual sex but with the woman being super ugly.

 

[The Skeksis Emperor]

"I'm asexual but also a typical female attention whore so I miss getting sexual attention aka I'm acknowledging I'm ugly after taking testosterone."

HRT did absolutely nothing to her face or body shape so what is she bitching about? Maybe she smells bad now, but I rather suspect people don't find her attractive because being so aggressively twee and QuIRky when you're in your 20's is an immediate turn-off for anyone worthwile. And the nose-ring doesn't help.

 

[Aunt Carol]

You modeled your dick after a corn husk?!

Cuntboys make do

 

[Fapcop]

A lil dood is wondering if her natural, broski ways of painting her nails and singing Taylor Swift songs in a soprano voice is somehow “confusing” her family…



And a little dood is worried about losing her best friend: Her cat.


That one gave me the feels. May the groomers who target these harmless mildly autistic/retarded kids never know peace.

 

[Fapcop]

Why do I have the feeling that this lil dood will suffer from “misgendering” even post “top surgery”.

 

[Doktor Grimm]

This is a deranged drunkpost but reading this thread makes me miss weird chubby girls who draw stuff. They're like the one subtype of person who got totally colony wiped by genderism (maybe not, I'm extrapolating from the 5 or so that I knew).

In middle school book club I met this girl who smelled like mildew. She told me she was secretly a werewolf with evil moon powers. We went back to her place to watch Undertale letsplays, and I was like, hooooo ly shit, this is where it's gonna be at for the rest of my life. I lost contact with her for thread related reasons and now I'm thinking "damn, she could have been a fun adult". But alas.

I feel like the natural progression for these people is to manage their odd tendencies and find a niche creative scene to release that energy, or something. instead they poon out and write Danganronpa fanfic 100% of the time.

pooners are uniquely horrifying to me btw -- it's one thing to have a guy troon and look the same except with flabby mantits and painted nails but having a TiF acquaintance speak to you in her mutant frogvoice is upsetting on so many levels