Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[gorororo]

Spoils from a twitter safari:

Posted by a porn-obsessed 19 y/o (who's also drawn mixed race nazi porn) (1, 2)

Pimp Toob + more

I regret going on the search for new pooners.

 

[Procrastinhater]

It’s fucking amazing how accurate these are!

IRL pooner: (Elephant dick)

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Pink skin tone/acne because hormones: Check!
Weird dye job: Check!
Surgery/self harm scars: Check!
Weird ear shit: Check!
Big, full, feminine lips: Check!
Tiny: Check!

Courtesy of @Tard Whisperer , a favorite from the SRS thread, Elephant Dick - Poonerized

 

[kolapol]

 

[AfghanBlue]

Spoils from a twitter safari:
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Posted by a porn-obsessed 19 y/o (who's also drawn mixed race nazi porn) (1, 2)

Pimp Toob + more

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I regret going on the search for new pooners.

the bottom two above are by- who i belived to be the the original creator of the concept...but now im not so sure.
the heavily reddit banned u/babybabybaby222 / u/phalloplasties and a bunch of others
but idk, do we have an actual start point? dood?



I call this Paul Jxseph Watsxn and his Pooner Patrol

 

[Procrastinhater]

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>I went and cried in the bathroom
So manly, King
>I heard people say "I think that girl is still in there

Pooner goes to a fucking Slaaneshi faggot orgy, is baffled to find out gay men don't want to fuck women, cries in bathroom like any ManlyKingBroDude.

>I know I'm a man
Ok bro.

Seriously amazed by the fucking lack of self awareness, genuine surprise a house full of degenerate sodomites didn't want to fuck a Pooner. She's lucky anyway if you ask me, she could have caught fucking Monkey Pox by the sound of things.
Goddamn that whole thing sounds disgusting as fuck, like one of theose fucking Bug Chaser parties from the Metokur Video.
The "I know I'm a man" bit is just *chefs kiss lol
I wonder if the guy who invited her did it on purpose, it seems kinda cruel, then again gays can be cattier than women, and the sort of faggot who goes to some fucking Monkey Pox orgy is probably just the type.

 

[Cloacan]

r/4trancirclejerk - i feel sad for cissoids because they'll never feast their eyes on the masterpiece that's pooner art

160 votes and 22 comments so far on Reddit

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Idk how to save this but it’s hilarious

 

[BeetleBug242]

>I went and cried in the bathroom
So manly, King
>I heard people say "I think that girl is still in there

Pooner goes to a fucking Slaaneshi faggot orgy, is baffled to find out gay men don't want to fuck women, cries in bathroom like any ManlyKingBroDude.

>I know I'm a man
Ok bro.

Seriously amazed by the fucking lack of self awareness, genuine surprise a house full of degenerate sodomites didn't want to fuck a Pooner. She's lucky anyway if you ask me, she could have caught fucking Monkey Pox by the sound of things.
Goddamn that whole thing sounds disgusting as fuck, like one of theose fucking Bug Chaser parties from the Metokur Video.
The "I know I'm a man" bit is just *chefs kiss lol
I wonder if the guy who invited her did it on purpose, it seems kinda cruel, then again gays can be cattier than women, and the sort of faggot who goes to some fucking Monkey Pox orgy is probably just the type.

Pooners gonna poon

 

[Procrastinhater]

As pointed out by @gorororo on the SRS thread - another Elephant Dick Pooner, it was part of a Pooner Collage, but here it is again this time alone.

 

[Slur Generator]

Will none stop the tomboy genocide?!

The pooner art is seriously deranged, like what you would find drawn by a kid that drowns cats or something.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

Oh, sweet, mental illness

 

[weirdwound]

I made a pooner!!!!!

 

[PipTheAlchemist]

Imagine getting yo dick sucked by a pooner

 

[gorororo]

@AfghanBlue I think you're right that u/babybabybaby222 might be the creator (or at least, popularized it).
From what I could find, u/babybabybaby222's oldest surviving reddit post was the AGP Lovecraft pooner posted on Feb 22, 2022 (L, A).
(Also saw this comment on that post

I think you suffer a mental affliction OP. But I admire your tenacity and your weird stupid incredibly problematic art. It's very... Creative.

Prime random.txt material imo)

By June 2022 that account was banned. The Philosophy Tube thread shows that the twitter account Kalvin Garrah/@ lilpooner was posting by then. (Bonus, not yet banned Youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@babybabybaby222, made in Aug 2022.)

The oldest reference to pooners that I've been able to find was June 10th, 2021 on a lolcow.farm fakeboi thread, but they're referencing stuff going on in the lgbt/tttt board.

One more thing re history of pooners, "hon" predates "pooner". Contrapoints references hon-posting in 2018 in his Incel video.

 

[Peenix]

do you remember where you got your avatars? I thought there was a PT art dump somewhere, but I can't find it.

Here you go. One big ol' PT-themed art dump:

Spoiler: Dump

Spoiler: Gifs that don't render properly on the site

 

[thegooddoctor]

Pooners are hilarious and bizarre in all the best ways, the fact that they are the most unflattering and accurate depiction of ftm's to date and are more unflattering than 19th century old blackface or picaninny drawing you can find. They're like a modern transgender golliwog yet ten times funnier.

Not even domestic abuser made show is safe.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

The oldest reference to pooners that I've been able to find was June 10th, 2021 on a lolcow.farm fakeboi thread, but they're referencing stuff going on in the lgbt/tttt board.

I knew it sensed that particular brand of terfy female asperger, reminds me of the weird pretty princess memes farmers do

Spoiler: somewhat NSFW

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

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Holy shit

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Her art that's tagged with "stay safe" absolute woman moment

holy shit we found amari's pooner clone

 

[Meiwaku]

@AfghanBlue I think you're right that u/babybabybaby222 might be the creator (or at least, popularized it).
From what I could find, u/babybabybaby222's oldest surviving reddit post was the AGP Lovecraft pooner posted on Feb 22, 2022 (L, A).
(Also saw this comment on that post

Prime random.txt material imo)

By June 2022 that account was banned. The Philosophy Tube thread shows that the twitter account Kalvin Garrah/@ lilpooner was posting by then. (Bonus, not yet banned Youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@babybabybaby222, made in Aug 2022.)

The oldest reference to pooners that I've been able to find was June 10th, 2021 on a lolcow.farm fakeboi thread, but they're referencing stuff going on in the lgbt/tttt board.

One more thing re history of pooners, "hon" predates "pooner". Contrapoints references hon-posting in 2018 in his Incel video.

I will say Hon & Brick and Boymoder have been around wayyyy longer than pooner. Boymoder has been around at least pre-trump era.

See the following for historical context on Hon as it has one of our very own cows as "el demenio de la autoginefilia":



Hon & Brick being the oldest. I had met some MTFs who taught me the words back in like 2013/2014 . I'm positive it's older than that though. Troon comes from Something Awful where it was a combo of "trans" and "goon".

I guess i need to make this on topic so I made a pooner/ zippertit of Elephant Dick the ugly twin

 

[David Glowie]

>The "I know I'm a man" bit is just *chefs kiss lol
I wonder if the guy who invited her did it on purpose, it seems kinda cruel, then again gays can be cattier than women, and the sort of faggot who goes to some fucking Monkey Pox orgy is probably just the type.

He probably thought it was the best way to get her to stop drunkenly hitting on him once and for all.

 

[Gender: Xenomorph]

Now I know how girls feel about MtFs.

This weird little creature, with the most feminine features, that acts nothing like a man, and acts more like a 10 year old, comes in and pretends to be a 'real mooon doood'.

But you hear her voice and see her act like a kid, it's clearly a girl who hacked off her tits and is balding thanks to HRT.

Then everyone around you pretends that's a real man and treats her like a real man, even though secretly they know it's not.