Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

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The FtM drag queens gives me an idea...

Little Mermaid. She sacrifices everything to get legs and become human. Once human she doesn't fit in anywhere. She joins a freak show where they bind her legs together and she acts like a mermaid. Then she reads to children at the library.
I never realised how Little Mermaid is eerily relevant to trans females. Here’s a young girl who falls in love with Prince Charming, and the Prince is a stand-in for any delusional fantasy that doesn’t exist outside the young girl’s mind. She disowns her family who try to speak reason into her, and she makes a deal with the Witch (Big Pharma and the Gender Cult). The Mermaid mutilates her body and sacrifices her voice (her agency?) in return for faulty legs that give her continuous and immense pain—surgery complications. She feels out of place and cannot fit in. The Prince doesn’t love her and only finds her entertaining. He then marries another woman (the shattering of the fantasy) and the Mermaid commits suicide.
 
That comic really hits on why I think the LGB movement is so reluctant to drop the T. If people start to realize the T is full of degenerate perverts, maybe they'll start looking closer at the LGB next.

I probably made this meme elsewhere, but I wanted to reiterate. This pretty much sums up for me how I see them.

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Chris Claremont and Paul Smith were ahead of their time.
 
I never realised how Little Mermaid is eerily relevant to trans females. Here’s a young girl who falls in love with Prince Charming, and the Prince is a stand-in for any delusional fantasy that doesn’t exist outside the young girl’s mind. She disowns her family who try to speak reason into her, and she makes a deal with the Witch (Big Pharma and the Gender Cult). The Mermaid mutilates her body and sacrifices her voice (her agency?) in return for faulty legs that give her continuous and immense pain—surgery complications. She feels out of place and cannot fit in. The Prince doesn’t love her and only finds her entertaining. He then marries another woman (the shattering of the fantasy) and the Mermaid commits suicide.
YOU FORGOT THE BONUS ENDING!!!

Heartbreak befalls the Little Mermaid. She considers everything she has given up and all the suffering she has gone through for the prince. Her body turns to sea foam, but instead of dying, she feels the warmth of the sun and realizes that she has become a radiant, ethereal, earthbound spirit, a daughter of the air. Other daughters greet the Little Mermaid as she soars into the air and tell her that due of her ardent pursuit of an immortal soul, she has now become like them. She is granted the opportunity to earn her own soul by doing good things for mankind for 300 years because of her selflessness, and she will one day ascend into Heaven.

tl;dr: You'll get there one day lil' mermaid...

Why does comedian Bob Kelley unintentionally fit all the hallmarks of a Pooner, even down to his excited exclamations of "dUdE!" that precedes a thought?

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Imma drop some more IRL pooners.

This one has those “Lesbian with sexual abuse trauma” eyes:

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Ah yes… Dionysus… Very valid and very manly!


We have a few proto-pooners! Right on the cusp from transitioning from regular chicks who could use some makeup tips to unfuckable, gross lil’ pooners.

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There are those eyes again. Obligatory NICE HIPS BRO!

And of course the full on pooners!

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There’s that weird Yaoi uWu “manly”
Pose.

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You know she’s a manly dude because she didn’t shave her legs! Has anyone ever seen a man actually stand like this, lol!

We got your garden variety Black Pooner!
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Very Masc leg cross mah dood!

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Except for the fact that she’s a nog, she’s like a 1:1 fit for some of the pooner comics. Uncanny!


And here’s a rare one! An IRL LOLITA-POONER!
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Ah yes, going to the mall with a bro! Is there anything more manly?

She does the AGP tranny pose and dresses like a coomer MTF, so points for that.

But I’d really like to fucking see people’s faces when she explains that she’s actually a man.
 
Are those speczoo pooners specpooners? based on All Tomorrows?
That's really autistic. I love it.
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Now that you mention it, apparently so!
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[I guess u/151911118FA is a babyx3 alt? Too bad this account is inactive as well... I want to know if baby is still active somewhere *sigh*]

I haven't heard of All Tomorrows before. Any funny/interesting references we should know about? Is this where the mysterious "poonsack" originates? :lol:
 
I haven't heard of All Tomorrows before. Any funny/interesting references we should know about? Is this where the mysterious "poonsack" originates? :lol:
I'll be a nerd and explain: All Tomorrows is a future history sci-fi book that takes a speculative look at human evolution into a myriad of species and cultures alike as humanity spreads across the galaxy, complete with all the trials and tribulations involved therein. It's actually a pretty fun little book for an afternoon or evening - lovely illustrations and a bit of a surprise, but heartfelt, twist at the very end.

Of course, if All Tomorrows has optimism to it, then Pooners has to be what happens when humanity goes terribly, terribly wrong.
 
Lol life imitates art:
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"not feeling “man enough” for some of the worst reasons (tw: ed mention and sh)" -u/_file_not_found_

not 100% sure if this is allowed here, but this is the only trans sub i feel ok about posting in
for a while now, i’ve had some disordered eating habits (?) (i’m not actually saying i have an ed because i’m not diagnosed with one). i put on a bit of weight last year from a combination of not really being that active and also puberty and stuff giving me a more curvy build (i’m a 15 y/o trans guy), and wanted to lose some to get rid of the curves from my hips and chest. it started off normal, but quickly turned into an obsession over calorie counting, excessive exercise, feeling absolutely horrible if i eat more than 600 calories in a day, and just wanting to lose as much weight as i can. what started off as something i was doing to alleviate dysphoria is now causing it. having an eating disorder is pretty much exclusively associated with girls. of course there are men out there with them too, but everyone’s first thought of someone with an eating disorder is an anorexic teen girl, right? it’s the same thing with self harm, too, which is another one of my bad coping mechanisms. it’s just always associated with girls, especially the specific type of self harm i do.
i feel like i’m not masculine enough sometimes not only because of the associations but also with the fact that i have all of these destructive ways of dealing with my emotions. i don’t want to deal with them at all, just shove them away like so many other guys do.
 
And here’s a rare one! An IRL LOLITA-POONER!
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Ah yes, going to the mall with a bro! Is there anything more manly?

She does the AGP tranny pose and dresses like a coomer MTF, so points for that.

But I’d really like to fucking see people’s faces when she explains that she’s actually a man.
She actually passes the most, for that exact reason. The flared skirt looks like a skirt-go-spinny AGP trying to give the illusion of hips (but covering up her actual hips), the fetishy harness and suspenders things, the awful posture, the weeb peace sign + feet pointed inwards + head tilt pose, the filthy bedroom, all of it. If you'd posted this in the "transbian dating profiles" thread I would've believed it 100%.
 
I never realised how Little Mermaid is eerily relevant to trans females. Here’s a young girl who falls in love with Prince Charming, and the Prince is a stand-in for any delusional fantasy that doesn’t exist outside the young girl’s mind. She disowns her family who try to speak reason into her, and she makes a deal with the Witch (Big Pharma and the Gender Cult). The Mermaid mutilates her body and sacrifices her voice (her agency?) in return for faulty legs that give her continuous and immense pain—surgery complications. She feels out of place and cannot fit in. The Prince doesn’t love her and only finds her entertaining. He then marries another woman (the shattering of the fantasy) and the Mermaid commits suicide.


its why its creepy that Mermaids is the name of the troon charity in the UK (under current investigation for Noncery most foul)
also, in Russian prison tattoo language, child sex offenders get tattooed with mermaids.
 
screeeeeeeeeech wait just a moment -
in one of those drawings, ('the day giant kaiju pooner got tubed so hard he exploded') you can see a Greggs- UK bakery chain.
could babybabybaby222 be from this sceptred isle?
kind of surprised.
You could be right, or it might just be the Philosophy Tube guy is a Bong. The again she'd probably have to have at least visited the UK to have heard of Greggs Bakery so its likely you're onto something and babybabybaby222 is a Brit.
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Imma drop some more IRL pooners.

This one has those “Lesbian with sexual abuse trauma” eyes:

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Ah yes… Dionysus… Very valid and very manly!


We have a few proto-pooners! Right on the cusp from transitioning from regular chicks who could use some makeup tips to unfuckable, gross lil’ pooners.
Dionysus was infamous for having a flock of madwomen following him called the Maenads. Godspeed you wild poon.
 
I haven't heard of All Tomorrows before. Any funny/interesting references we should know about? Is this where the mysterious "poonsack" originates? :lol:

I can't say, unfortunately. I skimmed a wiki on All Tomorrows creatures once, and the modular pooner in the first image triggered a memory. I think the sky queefer comes from something else entirely.

The closest thing to a telling reference is that most of the posthumans in All Tomorrows had been artificially altered into unnatural shapes by arrogant idealogues, then left to fend for themselves and sometimes die off. Apply to troons, pooners and SRS as you will.
 
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