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[Hepativore]

So here is the conclusion of my coworker who left for phalloplasty in early September.

When I came in at work today, I heard that she quit in absentia, as apparently she is still in the hospital. From what I have gotten from her pooner protégé whom she was grooming at work, she had some very severe complications and apparently, they are bad enough to where she will be physically unable to do her job anymore here even after she is released.

Her sidekick pooner still will not say what they are, but it sounds crippling and permanent. I cannot say that many people where I work will be sad to see her go because of how mercurial and neurotic she was, particularly how she would fly into rages at female coworkers over nonsensical shit, but I guess she really shot herself in the foot (Or in the vag in this case?) on this one.

She needed competent mental help, not HRT and surgery as this whole path could have been avoided by her, and now she is facing a life of physical disability and who knows what other horribleness.



What will her assistant pooner do now that her idol is gone?

 

[Kalsarikännit]

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The way she posed those legs is legitimately one of the least manly things I’ve ever seen. Not even the sissiest of sissy faggots can do that with their feet.
It’s revolting.

Consistently with pooners I’m baffled about the way in which they seemingly never even try to act male at all. It would be so easy to just not fucking do that with your legs but nope!

 

[lolnah]

The way she posed those legs is legitimately one of the least manly things I’ve ever seen. Not even the sissiest of sissy faggots can do that with their feet.
It’s revolting.

Consistently with pooners I’m baffled about the way in which they seemingly never even try to act male at all. It would be so easy to just not fucking do that with your legs but nope!

Holy fuck that pigeon-toed uwu shit, just like her favorite shota!

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

>>>Lives in NYC
>>>Goes to Columbia
>>>Goes clubbing multiple times a week
Confirmed as spoiled little trust-fund baby. Lol at the thought of mommy and daddy shelling out $68,400/year + living expenses for their daughter to turn into a pooner with a useless English degree.

Many such cases in current year.

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

I cannot say that many people where I work will be sad to see her go because of how mercurial and neurotic she was, particularly how she would fly into rages at female coworkers over nonsensical shit

Why do they always pick on other women? Do they know men could kill them easily, despite them both being "doods"?

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

Why do they always pick on other women? Do they know men could kill them easily, despite them both being "doods"?

You answered your own question, you silly goose.

 

[Crusty Old Sock]

I occasionally encounter a Chinese pooner at work. The tiniest possible dood.

 

[pink cigarettes]

Did she get those tats recently?

That slogan is so last decade. Not that it didn't age like milk before then.

Truly, the only way these SJW/Woke types can continue is by pretending it's still the 00s/10s. Considering that wokism is just a 60s/70s ideology exhumed for the 21st century, not surprising.

This pooner sets off my fight-or-flight, "The Gift of Fear" radar, fr. She looks like....you know when you can't tell if someone is more likely to end up with a dead body in their trunk, or end up BEING the dead body? That's what she looks like.
Eta: Just saw the filth pit where she was tattooed, definitely someone's home set-up. Wouldn't be surprised if you could smell a cat box in this scratchers den, puke

 

[BTS4Lyfe]

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That chick has a tattoo on the stomach of a show called "HouseBroken". Not even written with the correct capital letters it seems but who would expect anything but the least of efforts from somebody that explains everything wrong with them away with being assigned the wrong gender.

Anyway the show itself is some shitty cartoon with SNL style jokes based on therapy. One might think this shit would get them to seek therapy but alas they get backstabbed by those greedy fuckers as well.

 

[Amber the Hedgehog]

Dooderino is mad as heck that she is not a scawy and big dood

I know this an older post but she does know what guys who act like this get their ass kicked more often than not? I know she doesn't but ugh... It's hard to accept that people this delusional are real.

Even if she was a guy she couldn't really do what she wants because that level of aggression isn't socially acceptable. Sure girls tend to back off, as might some guys but he will eventually, usually sooner than later, run into guys who will not give a shit. They may be crazy, drunk, criminal, have the numbers or are cops. Someone will come along with ability kick your ass and no reason not to do it. Most males learn this as a child in fights among boys and parents let them learn it because uncontrollable aggression will get you killed. There is a reason why we don't have that many super aggressive guys walking around.

Neither gender lives life on easy mode. Only easy mode is being rich even that isn't a paradise. Life sucks and only thing you can do about it is self improvement.

 

[Florch]

>>>Lives in NYC
>>>Goes to Columbia
>>>Goes clubbing multiple times a week
Confirmed as spoiled little trust-fund baby. Lol at the thought of mommy and daddy shelling out $68,400/year + living expenses for their daughter to turn into a pooner with a useless English degree.

Probably paying out of guilt for whatever the father/brother/uncle did to them.

 

[Hepativore]

Why do they always pick on other women? Do they know men could kill them easily, despite them both being "doods"?

She is a lesbian, so maybe this was her way of sexually-dominating people? I do not know. There is another girl where I work who used to be friends with said former coworker who also rode on the troon train for awhile but she got off of it before going down the medical aspects of it. She just cut her hair short and wore a binder and tank top in an attempt to be "masculine".

From what she said in our conversations in the break room, she had been convinced by her two pooner friends that being a very "femme" lesbian was just a masquerade for being a pooner in denial.

When she turned her back on being "trans", the other two pooners basically excommunicated her for her heresy against gender ideology.

 

[melty]

Young people do it because to them the 00's are vintage/ironic. Fags love pretending to be youthful and relating to the youths and like to think of themselves as cutting edge so they do it too

It's a shame because these people completely miss a huge part of what made those times so great: the lack of all this stupid bullshit.

 

[Male Idiot]

You answered your own question, you silly goose.

In this thread shouldn't it be silly doo(d)se?

 

[Iron Jaguar]

Do they know men could kill them easily,

A lifetime of movies and tv shows where a 5'2" woman singlehandedly takes down a roomful of hulking Bad Guys™ has given many young women the belief that they can do the same IRL.
That's one reason why Pooners and lesbians may act so aggressive.
Lesbians also usually do it calculatedly, understanding that most men in the West won't hit a woman, no matter how badly she's behaving.

 

[Safir]

A lifetime of movies and tv shows where a 5'2" woman singlehandedly takes down a roomful of hulking Bad Guys™ has given many young women the belief that they can do the same IRL.
That's one reason why Pooners and lesbians may act so aggressive.
Lesbians also usually do it calculatedly, understanding that most men in the West won't hit a woman, no matter how badly she's behaving.

This is literally the opposite of what @Hepativore says the pooner was doing. She was aggressive toward the women but not the men. No, the pedophile gypsy on xitter won't put a baby in your butt, stop begging.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

A lifetime of movies and tv shows where a 5'2" woman singlehandedly takes down a roomful of hulking Bad Guys™ has given many young women the belief that they can do the same IRL.

While that cliche in fiction is indeed ridiculous, it's insufficient to explain why pooners and lesbians are so aggressive, especially when most of that aggression is turned towards each other rather than towards men.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

Why always those gnarly piercings in the nose? They wanba be manly men but 99, 9999% of men won't wear such shit ever.

They confuse masculinity with ugliness, plus they will do anything to minimise or excise feminine appearance.

"I don't want that woman to touch me!"
I always used to think "internalized misogyny" was just another Gender Studies buzzword, but... yeesh, if this isn't a textbook example. Makes me wonder if she's been abused by a female relative or something.

These are the girls who, prior to Transitioning becoming an option, used to simply make themselves morbidly obese as a way of repulsing men. I knew a couple of them.

it's insufficient to explain why pooners and lesbians are so aggressive,

They're aggressive mainly because their misbehaviour has been tolerated i.e. they've literally never had a beating from a man. If aggressive women got severely beaten the first time they did it, they'd stop. It's absolutely no different from the smartmouth kid who stops being a smartmouth the first time he gets a decent punch in the nose.

 

[The Noticer]

I like to keep track of police body cam footage channels on Youtube, and found a dood who got picked up.

Spoiler: Local Video

While getting ready to put the pooner in the car, the cops have a brief aside at 7:02:
"She is a He, and He is 'Greyson'"
"But the drivers license says--"
"I know."

Our boy Makala "Greyson" Curry works at a daycare where she is allegedly on recording smacking children in the head and dragging them around by their arms and legs, the victims being a 1-year-old boy, 1-year-old girl and 2-year-old boy.
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Makala also makes a very handsome boy with a luxurious neckbeard


Edit: BONUS POINTS - she asks her family to get her shoes for her, which are unironically named "Hey Dudes"

 

[AfghanBlue]

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