Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[Iron Jaguar]

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I really want to see the replies she got.

 

[doodoocaca]

In spite of the "20% of the population is queer!" polls, over 95% of the population is straight. So gays and lesbians are incels by default.
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Plus, there's this odd sort of arrogance that some gays/lesbians have that they obviously understand a man/woman's needs better than a woman/man ever could, so if they passed as the opposite sex, they would be rolling in penis/pussy. Then, they transition and are shocked to find out that, no, straight people genuinely like the opposite sex:
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My favorite thing about all this hullabaloo is that they all pretend they don't go for het strange (lesbians finding a man once in a while, gays finding a woman) or that Craig's List used to be all about that shit before the personals went away.

Memories faded now but lol, I 'member.

 

[Capybara]

The latest jubilee video has a lil pooner and sticks out like a sore thumb.

The thing I find hilarious is the way she sits for most of the video. Her exaggerated “masculine” pose despite the men sitting rather normally.

The guy in the blue shirt looks kinda pissed off when she said she relates to his SA experience.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

Adding to theory why pooners are infesting tattoo parlors, IMHO it's due to it becoming "safe" way to be rebellious and unique. And maybe there's a lot of art hoe phenotypes that were vulnerable to pooning out during uni/college and choosing to become tattoo artists since it's related to body modification, which pooners are obsessed with.
Before rolling up those tattoo sleeves into rotdogs.

piercings and tattoos went from a sailor and thug thing to a white woman and soyboy thing. its sad to see.

 

[Bloo]

In spite of the "20% of the population is queer!" polls, over 95% of the population is straight. So gays and lesbians are incels by default.
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Plus, there's this odd sort of arrogance that some gays/lesbians have that they obviously understand a man/woman's needs better than a woman/man ever could, so if they passed as the opposite sex, they would be rolling in penis/pussy. Then, they transition and are shocked to find out that, no, straight people genuinely like the opposite sex:
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Lol this reminds me of when I was still on board with a lot of the trans stuff and in lefty Facebook groups. People got MAD at me for saying that I’m a straight woman and like dick not vaginas. I don’t think I could ever give oral to anyone with a vagina. It’s crazy how it’s now progressive to tell people what genitalia they should like. I imagine it’s way worse for lesbians.

 

[Crypto Six Gorillionaire]

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Now it might be the Architect in me speaking, but this woman is a lot more attractive in 2020 than 2012.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

The part I always found funny/baffling about pooners is the average height of a woman in the US is 5'3.5" and I know for a fact that are actual men that height who are seriously depressed and borderline suicidal because of their height. Pooners actively choose to be turbo manlets.

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

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Does this pooner hear herself? "Before I transitioned I lived as a lesbian... I now realise it was dysphoria but at the time I thought this was normal."
She's a perfectly normal manhating dyke. Now she's pretending to be a straight man and she doesn't even like straight men, let alone understand them. Just be a happy ordinary butch lesbian for fuck's sake. Yet another case of "spay away the gay".

The part I always found funny/baffling about pooners is the average height of a woman in the US is 5'3.5" and I know for a fact that are actual men that height who are seriously depressed and borderline suicidal because of their height. Pooners actively choose to be turbo manlets.

They're all the same height once you get them in bed. I've only ever met a couple of straight women who really care about men's height, it's not something women think about as much as men do. Another one of these neuroses that men have about competing with each other rather than attracting women. It's a bit like women doing lip fillers and drag makeup to compete with each other rather than to attract men.
My point is, pooners don't worry about it as much as real men do, because they aren't men and that thought process is alien to them.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

The part I always found funny/baffling about pooners is the average height of a woman in the US is 5'3.5" and I know for a fact that are actual men that height who are seriously depressed and borderline suicidal because of their height. Pooners actively choose to be turbo manlets.

incels think they can escape by becoming trannies but pooners actually transition and become incels. Its pretty hilarious

 

[goat sneed]

MrMenno reweeted some weird fucking Pooner workshop that sounds a lot like the "cotton ceiling" shit that MtFs like to do. Apparently, being a pooner sex pest is expensive.

Bonus: This workshop that includes weird sexual shit allows underage atendees. I'll give you a moment for the shock to set in.

Spoiler: Pedo shit

 

[The Skeksis Emperor]

Cunts for Fags and Dicks for Dykes, what foul language. It's not cute or funny, it's just crass and dehumanising. All queers and genderspecials do is devalue sex and make it as unappealing as possible.

 

[Mellorine]

So many trooners and pooners love using performatively crude language, as if every moment of life has to be some kind of drag queen shock-the-normies statement of transgression, with no breaks to be had from getting erotic gratification and narcissistic supply from being a dirty, persecuted, nasty, can't help-themselves freak.

Looking closer at the offering, "energy genitals" is one hell of a phrase. I'm guessing that's when you practice imagining a dick, or whatever hentai combo is preferred. There might be meditations involved.

There's also "circlusion," which is invented and defined in this tedious essay:
"I wish to propose to you a new term, one that has been missing for a long time: “circlusion,” or, if you prefer a purer latinate, “circumclusion.” It denotes the antonym of penetration. It refers to the same physical process, but from the opposite perspective. Penetration means pushing something––a shaft or a nipple––into something else––a ring or a tube. Circlusion means pushing something––a ring or a tube––onto something else––a nipple or a shaft. The ring and the tube are rendered active. That’s all there is to it."

That is not all there is to it, the essay goes on for fifteen more paragraphs featuring sentences like "It is a contradictory feature of bourgeois ideology that effort gets causally associated with power in a society premised precisely on the opposite: power derives from the exploitation and appropriation of others’ activeness."

The author is a Kraut feminist best known for her book "Communism For Kids."

 

[Rick The Stick]

The part I always found funny/baffling about pooners is the average height of a woman in the US is 5'3.5" and I know for a fact that are actual men that height who are seriously depressed and borderline suicidal because of their height. Pooners actively choose to be turbo manlets.

The type of men who cope and seethe that hard about being short would find some other excuse to hate themselves even if they were 6'5. Kinda like the dudes who think they're hopless because they don't have 9" coke can cocks.

because they aren't men and that thought process is alien to them.

See above. The only "manly" thing pooners can relate to is their absolute pathetic penis envy. The Rotdogs of Unusual Size, the stories about people staring at their massive packer bulge, the clit jelquing. They may be able to get over their manlet status, but they'll forever be suicidal because they think the dick makes the man. The same way TiM's think tits and holes make you a woman.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

It's not cute or funny, it's just crass and dehumanising. All queers and genderspecials do is devalue sex and make it as unappealing as possible.

Queer theory is all about tearing down moral boundaries for its own sake.

They love everything except that which is good and beautiful.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Rotdogs of Unusual Size,

Rotdogs of Unusual Size?
I don't think they exist...

 

[Spangled Drongo]

So many trooners and pooners love using performatively crude language, as if every moment of life has to be some kind of drag queen shock-the-normies statement of transgression, with no breaks to be had from getting erotic gratification and narcissistic supply from being a dirty, persecuted, nasty, can't help-themselves freak.

This is why I think there's a very important distinction to be made between people who just so happen to be same sex attracted but otherwise lead perfectly normal lives, and anyone who willingly associates with the "queer" community, be they troon/pooner, gay, bi or just spicy straight. Even when people who don't know better use queer as a catch-all term akin to the ever growing acronym it makes me flinch, since those who use it knowingly are taking a word that was used against them and effectively trying to turn it back onto those they see as intolerant bigots who would have insulted and possibly beaten them up in the past. I recall a slogan that went something like "not gay as in happy, but queer as in fuck you". They're collectively stuck in that embarrassing teenage phase of trying to be as edgy as possible and stand out from the crowd and it's an extremely immature lifestyle and worldview at its core.

It's more than a word obviously, but the way they've latched onto queer as their preferred term says it all. Normal gay people and the old-school transsexuals (I know feelings here are mixed on them but that's another topic entirely) get fingers pointed at them for not being "visibly queer" or "promoting heteronormativity".

 

[scathefire]

This is why I think there's a very important distinction to be made between people who just so happen to be same sex attracted but otherwise lead perfectly normal lives, and anyone who willingly associates with the "queer" community, be they troon/pooner, gay, bi or just spicy straight. Even when people who don't know better use queer as a catch-all term akin to the ever growing acronym it makes me flinch, since those who use it knowingly are taking a word that was used against them and effectively trying to turn it back onto those they see as intolerant bigots who would have insulted and possibly beaten them up in the past. I recall a slogan that went something like "not gay as in happy, but queer as in fuck you". They're collectively stuck in that embarrassing teenage phase of trying to be as edgy as possible and stand out from the crowd and it's an extremely immature lifestyle and worldview at its core.

It's more than a word obviously, but the way they've latched onto queer as their preferred term says it all. Normal gay people and the old-school transsexuals (I know feelings here are mixed on them but that's another topic entirely) get fingers pointed at them for not being "visibly queer" or "promoting heteronormativity".

Honestly I don't even care if people say slurs, what bothers me is that "queer" is now a catch-all for the most annoying and disgusting people alive. Therefore the very word makes me cringe because those people make me cringe.

 

[Rick The Stick]

just so happen to be same sex attracted but otherwise lead perfectly normal lives

There's nothing normal abiut being a faggot. I cannot wrap my head around so many anti troom kiwis thinking regularly faggotry is totally normal. It's all the same disgusting abnormality.

 

[Georgio Cocklord]

The latest jubilee video has a lil pooner and sticks out like a sore thumb.

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The thing I find hilarious is the way she sits for most of the video. Her exaggerated “masculine” pose despite the men sitting rather normally.

The guy in the blue shirt looks kinda pissed off when she said she relates to his SA experience.

I really cant notice, is it the one with the pink shirt, the one with the blue stripes or fat one next to blue stripes who looks like Cenk Uyghur.

 

[سلیمان عثمان]