Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[Hepativore]

The Qing Dynasty era hair really makes this. The bohemian chic/haute couture homeless look only works for artsy gays who know what they're doing, not the bog witch who lives in the attic of a Persian carpet shop.

She also looks like she has not taken a shower in months.

 

[Strangolapreti]

Do you mean like the penis/tentacle goes all the way through one hole and out the other? Like a piece of thread going through a very long and twisty eye of a needle?

Yes.
But let's be honest, the abortion stuff is far more disgusting.

 

[GettrGriftr]

Y'know, it's often said that TIMs actually hate women, see, e.g. Keffals and that one freak who had the seething rage at his petite Asian co-worker where he literally fantasized about going all Buffalo Bill on her because she was everything he can never be.

Well, I submit evidence that maybe the misogyny is also found in Poonerville. Maybe "rape culture"  does exist like the 2010s feminists claimed, but they were looking in the wrong direction.

Thread title: I want a dick so bad (the OP text apparently got yeeted by a tranny janny)

Spoiler: Screenshot

L / A

 

[Die Oberste Direktive]

Thread theme song-

Little Guy Anthem

 

[cybertoaster]

It is run mostly by man-hating lesbians who pooned out in their quest for pussy.

I simply can't comprehend how these women think they'll get some hetero pussy while looking like fat midgets with pube beards and a pussy, if not a rotdog that's two strokes away from falling apart. Don't these women realize they look worse than the guys they rejected in highschool?

And look at this dumbass pretending to be a man while gesticulating like a woman, they all do this crap, are they even trying?

Also is she 19? how the hell you look this bad at 19?

 

[SomeSpook]

I got a pooner in my recommended feed. I thought the guy in the thumbnail was a weird looking dude and I heard its voice, clocked instantly. Here's a link to the video if you wanna look for yourselves.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJexQId8j4k

 

[Rick The Stick]

Y'know, it's often said that TIMs actually hate women, see, e.g. Keffals and that one freak who had the seething rage at his petite Asian co-worker where he literally fantasized about going all Buffalo Bill on her because she was everything he can never be.

Well, I submit evidence that maybe the misogyny is also found in Poonerville. Maybe "rape culture"  does exist like the 2010s feminists claimed, but they were looking in the wrong direction.

Thread title: I want a dick so bad (the OP text apparently got yeeted by a tranny janny)

Spoiler: Screenshot

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L / A

I'm usually one of the first people to push back on the whole "oh poor wittle abused gorls UwU", but that kinda shit reeks of "I want to subject others to the abuse I endured".

 

[Tragon Dirtle]

There's a /r/books thread about a book by a canadian journalist who put on blackface to live as a black man and then wrote about it. Article here, reddit thread here, fun quote from that guy:

In Seven Shoulders, Forster writes that his book offers a unique perspective on race in the modern era, because "for a short window, I became Black. I experienced the world as a Black man."

He goes on to write, "Nobody has an experiential barometer with respect to race, for that matter … nobody except for me," concluding, "My barometer is better than anyone else's."

Speaking with CBC News in a phone interview Thursday, Forster said he understands there's a distinction between a project like his and living one's entire life as a Black person — but he stands by his statement in the book summary on Amazon, where he calls Seven Shoulders "the most important book on American race relations that has ever been written."

"If I thought this would be the second best book, I wouldn't put it out," he said.

Norah Vincent's Self Made Man gets brought up in the reddit comments and I thought I'd add their review because it really makes her sound like the ultimate proto pooner:

As someone who read the book I have to say it honestly didn't leave me with a better impression of men at all. It kind of did the opposite.
There were scenes where the men were cheating on their wives with strippers and one guy basically says that men have their needs and women can't understand, it was treated like some profound thing.
Another scene is when she acts as a salesman, the only saleswoman they have is given the hardest job in an effort to make her quit. This is acknowledged as "just as how it is"
The passages about the strip clubs are the most depressing depictions of strip clubs I've ever read frankly,and paint men in an extremely disgusting light.
She also flashes one of her friends when she reveals she's a woman. Even though he clearly didn't want to see that.
There was a section where men were supposed to vent their anger in some of kind of men's support group and a lot of them wrote about killing their wives, it was brushed off as "guy"thing. You know about how all men have violent anger in them and how their relationship with their wives is like their relationship with their mothers etc.
I know I'm simplifying but frankly sympathy was the last thing I felt reading a lot of those passages about women.
Were there good parts? Yeah. I also already knew most of this suff about men's struggles before I started it so there was nothing mind blowing.
Honestly it felt like she found the most stereotypical (more or less) guys she can find becuase that's what a real man is to her. There wasn't a lot of variety. And yes that's even after reading the chapter on monks.
Also she just had a really bad view of men. Like she kept acting surprised when men were anything but complete pieces of shit. She had some really negative beliefs about them.

She went to a lot of trouble and had to check into a psychiatric hospital afterwards

She already had mental health issues going in, and she talked a lot about her guilt about pretending to be a man, especially when she was listening in on intimate things men were sharing. Ofcourse I'm sure the loneliness of living as a man also affected her.
There are other books like The will to change and of Boys and men. Although I haven't read them yet but I've heard much better things about them to be honest.

 

[deermeat]

I had to see this, and now you do too!
I dunno how to download the video so I guess you are spared that element at least.

Spoiler: dear god look at her boobs

 

[Rick The Stick]

I had to see this, and now you do too!
I dunno how to download the video so I guess you are spared that element at least.

Spoiler: dear god look at her boobs

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I wish we had a "I want to kill myself after seeing this post" reaction. I have no one to blame but myself.

 

[GettrGriftr]

I had to see this, and now you do too!
I dunno how to download the video so I guess you are spared that element at least.

Spoiler: dear god look at her boobs

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I can't say for sure, of course, but I'd wager that those are boobs that have spent years being folded, spindled, and mutilated inside of binders.

 

[pink cigarettes]

There's a /r/books thread about a book by a canadian journalist who put on blackface to live as a black man and then wrote about it.

The most important book on race ever ever ever, except it was already done in the early 60s. Same schtick- white guy disguised as black writes a book- called Black Like Me.
(Sorry if that's covered in the links, I just can't be bothered with some corny hack who acts like they're the first in their taglines)

 

[Terffals]

I simply can't comprehend how these women think they'll get some hetero pussy while looking like fat midgets with pube beards and a pussy, if not a rotdog that's two strokes away from falling apart. Don't these women realize they look worse than the guys they rejected in highschool?

And look at this dumbass pretending to be a man while gesticulating like a woman, they all do this crap, are they even trying?
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Also is she 19? how the hell you look this bad at 19?

Not sure where you’ve got 19 from, I looked up the name and she’s 44. She’s also a “rapper” who goes by the name of “Katastrophe”.

I’m at work otherwise I’d try to find a sample of her talents.

 

[Hepativore]

I simply can't comprehend how these women think they'll get some hetero pussy while looking like fat midgets with pube beards and a pussy, if not a rotdog that's two strokes away from falling apart. Don't these women realize they look worse than the guys they rejected in highschool?

And look at this dumbass pretending to be a man while gesticulating like a woman, they all do this crap, are they even trying?
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Also is she 19? how the hell you look this bad at 19?

The worst part about pooning out is the same thing that happens to troons...the compound health effects that come from fucking around with your endocrine system are very severe, and while pooners and troons fuss over their genitalia, nobody ever thinks about how easy it is to fuck up their urinary system with SRS.

So many pooners end up having to have permanent in-dwelling catheters or are facing kidney failure when they are only in their 20s or 30s.

People take the ability to urinate properly for granted.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

"Emasculated, non-threatening, skinnyfat soycuck with shitty facial hair and pedo glasses" being such a popular aesthetic for younger millennials/older Gen Z dudes these days really helps quasi-passing pooners fly under the radar.

This is very true, but usually in a real life context the height relative to everything around them tips the scales right off the bat.

Not sure where you’ve got 19 from, I looked up the name and she’s 44. She’s also a “rapper” who goes by the name of “Katastrophe”.

I’m at work otherwise I’d try to find a sample of her talents.

She's one of the masterminds behind the "Lost Boys" pooner camp that has a thread in A and N right now.

 

[XxxwernxxX]

I’m at work otherwise I’d try to find a sample of her talents.

Spoiler

She has none.

 

[cybertoaster]

Not sure where you’ve got 19 from, I looked up the name and she’s 44

At one point of the video they mentioned her last name and 19, but I probably misheard. 44 makes more sense tho even then that's a rough 44, most women start looking that bad in their 50s tho it could be she's going for that thinking it will make her look more masculine (it does not).

 

[Procrastinhater]

Here’s a better version

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Those are getting there and they're way better than the first ones you posted but you still seem to be trying to make them cute.
Pooners aren't cute intentionally.
Its body horror.

Spoiler: Gross Pooners

Even the ones that end up managing to be endearing like the OG Li'l Pooner

or this thing

are still pretty fucking gross and disturbing.

Your new ones are way better than the first ones you tried which just looked like fucking lame teddy bear recolors or some shit, but they're still not real Pooners.

We always need new ones and they're getting harder to find out in the wild because a lot of FtM Pooners hate them and scream to get them deleted, because they hit too close to home, so you're more than welcome to drop OC Pooners (thats the original purpose of this thread it just branched out) but make them actual Pooners not those weird teddy bear things.

Remember the original Pooners were drawn by FtM's themselves, they're designed to hit a nerve and target the sort of insecurities these dumb little girls have.

 

[Pedophobe]

I've seen "Casper" be used also. They scrounge around for the most unthreatening softboi names they can possibly find, I think because the idea of being an actual man who's treated like an actual man scares them.

Time for "Gaylord" to make a comeback.

Here’s a better version

You'll get there one day li'l dood-editor.

It's incredible that even sans hair and with a beard, she still looks like Not A Man. Kinda like a very good prosthetic mask; it's close to the real thing but something is still tangibly off.

Yeah that's a raytaced upscaled wojack.

 

[SomeSpook]

This Pooner is quite active on Xitter.
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It's incredible that even sans hair and with a beard, she still looks like Not A Man. Kinda like a very good prosthetic mask; it's close to the real thing but something is still tangibly off

Their eyes... They don't look like a man's eyes. I feel like those are a woman's eyes.