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Not like it needs to be said but no man would ever think this way. Pooners once again demonstrating just how fembrained they are
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I don't get what her problem is. She shouldn't be in the men's room but it sounds like she's in a stall, who gives a fuck if the dude in the next stall is on his phone.
He could be constipated, shit he could be shooting heroin or climbing into the bowl like Obi Wan Kenobi did on Trainspotting, who gives a fuck, how does that stop her pissing?
I guarantee you he doesn't give a fuck what she's doing. Never, not once have I been on the men's room wondering what the dude in the next stall is doing.
She's fucking weird.
If she's so shy about pissing with a dude near her then go in the fucking women's room where you should be.
Neurotic Pooner.
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So she’s stealth, but she’s also certain that she’ll be confronted if she pees? She thinks sitting there and not peeing for half an hour is less suspicious than a piss stream that might sound a bit different from a man’s but probably not because most people don’t care?
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Men aren't listening to other people piss and thinking "that sounds feminine" if she was a man she'd know that.
The reason she's worried about how her piss sounds is because she thinks about piss constantly because she's a Pooner and they all seem to be piss fetishists.
goat sneed
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The masculine urge of having an anxiety attack and thinking you're gonna die because somebody is pissing in the adjoining stall.
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Speak for yourselves. If I was in a public bathroom and detected a pooner one stall over, I would regress into a feral ape and start banging on the walls, screaming and hooting, issuing a demand for a bare-knuckled fight to the death. It's just the bro-code.
183 baras
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Why is she whining about loud music? Dude literally did you a favor and won't hear the "feminine piss" you're worrying about. Ffs, pooners are so neurotic.
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The story makes no fucking sense. What am I missing?? She's already in the fucking stall and she's holding on to her pee because there is somebody taking a dump in the stall next to her? And she is sitting on the toilet, ready to pee, but not peeing because why?
And while none of that makes sense, the lion the witch and the audacity of this bitch to complain about somebody taking forever and using his phone on the dunny when she is doing the exact same thing at the exact same time. Bitch what?
Shit I didn't think I could get so mad at something so pathetic and stupid.
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In other case she'd complain the man is shitting too loud. Most likely he was just scrolling on his phone and nothing else anyway, as employed people like to do.
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I like the idea of a pooner trying to calculate their BMR by using their ideal dood-king fantasies and then shoveling 3k+ calories in their face every day, wondering why they're still fat and short, not jacked.
Mellorine
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A surprising number of pooners have no idea it's possible for men to piss while sitting, much less that a man might sit to crap and also urinate while he's there. Does she think she's gonna be called out for the lack of grunts and splashes? Sometimes a person sits on a toilet because they don't want to risk trusting a fart. Here I sit/having a thinkle/thought I'd poop/but only tinkled.
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So, Azlan T. Bird is back (web-link, I’m too old for IG).
She’s been admitted for quite a while and was treated for her glaringly obvious manic episode (she says she’s bipolar 2, but I’d say she’s the real deal, because bipolar 2 only entails hypomania), quit the ADHD meds because she realized they make her manic, is vowing to stay off the internet and pls gib, of course. But even the e-begging is toned down.
All in all, she seems to be doing well. It would be neat (but boring) if a cow actually made some sound life choices - could Azlan be that unicorn? What say ye? (I doubt it, but it would be hilarious if she’s the one that actually pulls it off.)
She’s been admitted for quite a while and was treated for her glaringly obvious manic episode (she says she’s bipolar 2, but I’d say she’s the real deal, because bipolar 2 only entails hypomania), quit the ADHD meds because she realized they make her manic, is vowing to stay off the internet and pls gib, of course. But even the e-begging is toned down.
All in all, she seems to be doing well. It would be neat (but boring) if a cow actually made some sound life choices - could Azlan be that unicorn? What say ye? (I doubt it, but it would be hilarious if she’s the one that actually pulls it off.)
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I've had multiple of my dude friends tell me they sit to piss and don't care what anyone thinks of it. Crazy as hell these cunts think standing to piss is the peak of manhood.
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It was narrated that the prophet Muhammad ﷺ used to urinate sitting down, and this is his sunnah. He is the epitome of manhood so standing to pee is overrated
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I downloaded her two most recent videos and will post later if no one else does
Apustajan apustaja
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How are the "crazy leftist white woman"-glasses and jewlery gender affirming?
Also funny they don't mention the testosterone as a possible source of mania, you'd think it would be just as bad as the stimulants.
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My Granny did something similar. Not because of dementia, mind, just because she was a bitch.
behindyourightnow
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Yes, I'm convinced that pooners think that if a man is in a public bathroom and needs to do a number 1 and a number 2, that man will do the number 2 and then exit the stall to use the urinal (or vice versa) rather than just pee while he's already inside.
They have an autistic rule fixation about anything to do with "gender" and the opposite sex, compounded by their own self-obsession. One of those rules is "men pee standing up" (so men must always pee standing up, in all circumstances). Another is "there are urinals in public bathrooms for men, therefore men must pee in those urinals." The pooner is following that autistic rule, so she is convinced she will be outed as female if she is heard urinating in a toilet bowl.
Some say Stall Pooner is still waiting to pee to this day...
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Azlan T. Bird update (previous post)
As @Zemblan Physics mentioned, she is out of the hospital after being treated for bipolar type 2, and is staying with a friend. As always, she is once again grifting. She says you should buy her crafts, though she has no idea when she will actually make them and send them to you. She is now without a vehicle as well.
A guy named Clarkson Lawson made a couple videos about her, saying he feels bad for her though also calling her out. He said he would give her any funds that his videos about her generate, if she would be willing to contact him and talk. His videos about her aren't even hateful... not really sure what she's going on about.
As @Zemblan Physics mentioned, she is out of the hospital after being treated for bipolar type 2, and is staying with a friend. As always, she is once again grifting. She says you should buy her crafts, though she has no idea when she will actually make them and send them to you. She is now without a vehicle as well.
(I’m contacting an organization from back home in Colorado to help me find resources and housing- and I’m also looking into applying for disability benefits now. It’s a lot to take in one bite- so I’m chewing on each piece as they come. Right now I need money to feed myself and the cats and just simply get us started with this new life. I appreciate any kindness and care y’all can spare- but please, if you’re dedicated to being cruel I’d really appreciate it if you just stayed off my page. Thank you! Alhamdulillah
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#autistic #adhd #bipolar2 #mutualaid #nonbinary #trans #queer #lgbtq #muslim #revert #communitysupport
)#autistic #adhd #bipolar2 #mutualaid #nonbinary #trans #queer #lgbtq #muslim #revert #communitysupport
A guy named Clarkson Lawson made a couple videos about her, saying he feels bad for her though also calling her out. He said he would give her any funds that his videos about her generate, if she would be willing to contact him and talk. His videos about her aren't even hateful... not really sure what she's going on about.
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