Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[Fapcop]

I am disappointed to report that this individual has deleted their account

Oh dang! Should have archived her stuff.

She was a pretty attractive chick who in one post wrote how she couldn’t stand the thought of not being an attractive dude.

Let me make up for that with this chick.

Pooner: “I’m stealth! Nobody knows!”


Also pooner: “WHY IS EVERYONE SO INTERESTED IN MY VAGINA?!?”

 

[The Feline Solution]

I simply can't comprehend how these women think they'll get some hetero pussy while looking like fat midgets with pube beards and a pussy, if not a rotdog that's two strokes away from falling apart. Don't these women realize they look worse than the guys they rejected in highschool?

And look at this dumbass pretending to be a man while gesticulating like a woman, they all do this crap, are they even trying?
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Also is she 19? how the hell you look this bad at 19?

19?! Holy shit, the T really did a number on her. That's the face of a mid-30's homeless dude. Bitch looks fucking ravaged!

Edit: Nevermind, read the other posts, she's not 19.

 

[Izdaja Slika]

Pooner: “I’m stealth! Nobody knows!”

"All of it has made me wonder if he really sees me as male".

Another one of the so close you're almost there club.

Let's go over the evidence, shall we?

*You claim to pass as a cis male (meaning you claim people think you are a natal male)
*When people find out you were not born male, they see you as less male or not male at all

conclusion (you can get there hun)

*Nobody thinks you're a man once the illusion is dispelled.

A simulacrum of a man is not a man. The map is not the territory. The truth, as always, will set you free.

 

[Procrastinhater]

They confuse indifference, people just not caring, and people not wanting to deal with a temper tantrum, as them being "stealth" and that nobody can can.
Face to face people can always tell. There's a million little signals, most of them subconscious and beyond control, that people pick up on.
Most of the time it's just not worth the potential freakout to point it out, or it's people who care about the Tranny that don't want to hurt their feelings.

It's like the Pooners that hook up with "gays" on Grindr and then seethepost about how this purported homosexual encounter ended with the "gay dude" repeatedly trying to stick it in their pussy.
It's just wilfully blind.
It's always fun to see them come this close to realization, only for their delusions to pull them back at the moment of clarity.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

@Fapcop @Larry David's Opera Cape

IDK what the deal is with posting Xitter links. If this isn't correct/proper, mods please fix it.

https://x.com/godblesstoto/status/1825308078423625904?

 

[Poonocchio]

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IDK what the deal is with posting Xitter links. If this isn't correct/proper, mods please fix it.

https://x.com/godblesstoto/status/1825308078423625904?t=jZDDrCgnXVBa85eK-eRuTg&s=19

Absolute ghoul.
I think anything after the ? is tracking data and you can/should delete it (from what I've gathered across other threads).

 

[Thursday]

A young pooner got an unwanted dose of facts and truth… She reacted in the most manliest of ways: Blocking, crying and then posting an essay on Reddit:

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It's so nice to see more and more people who once supported trannies getting tired of their shit to a point they aren't afraid to be open about it anymore.

But Christ on a stick what a psychotic entitled bitch.

 

[PigFarm]

Oh dang! Should have archived her stuff.

She was a pretty attractive chick who in one post wrote how she couldn’t stand the thought of not being an attractive dude.

Let me make up for that with this chick.

Pooner: “I’m stealth! Nobody knows!”
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Also pooner: “WHY IS EVERYONE SO INTERESTED IN MY VAGINA?!?”
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And as usual, this super doodly dood posts a ton in mental health groups (people think I'm a retard, what do?), is on a ton of psych meds, is almost fired cause their ocd "makes him" be bad at his job. And she grows her own mushrooms in her fridge.

Cause what someone on antipsychotics and ssris should do is take moldy home grown psychedelics.

They're all the same. It's amazing to me how they're all. The fucking. Same.

They type the same. They complain about the same shit. They can barely hold jobs. They can't stay sober.

I want studies into what makes these doodle dudes and real and honest women just be carbon copies of each other

 

[Procrastinhater]

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IDK what the deal is with posting Xitter links. If this isn't correct/proper, mods please fix it.

https://x.com/godblesstoto/status/1825308078423625904?

Gawd fuckin dayum that's got to be one of the best Alice and Li'l Pooner couples I've seen, that's even better than that one where the Pooner got manhandled in the Court house for throwing water at people, with the crazy eyed Pooner and her Alice with the sign bragging about how big his dick was.

These two are straight out of a fucking Resident Evil game, classic tubby, bald pink Pooner with a look of despair, and the hulking, ghoulish Alice behind her scowling at the camera.
Classic.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

that's even better than that one where the Pooner got manhandled in the Court house for throwing water at people, with the crazy eyed Pooner and her Alice with the sign bragging about how big his dick was.

That one was a classic, especially when the 6'5" Troon started roaring like a bull moose.

 

[Procrastinhater]

That one was a classic, especially when the 6'5" Troon started roaring like a bull moose.

The contrast between the hulking Troon howling that he's being oppressed, and the psycho aggressive midget Pooner trying to fight security before being bodyslammed means that one is still one of my favorite Troon freakout videos.

 

[Poonocchio]

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The contrast between the hulking Troon howling that he's being oppressed, and the psycho aggressive midget Pooner trying to fight security before being bodyslammed means that one is still one of my favorite Troon freakout videos.
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It really is a classic Alice and Pooner. The only thing that would've made it better was if the troon made a bit more effort and was wearing a gaudy pink frilly dress and a bit of lippy. The pooner's facial expression is hilarious.

 

[Procrastinhater]

The pooner's facial expression is hilarious.

I wish I knew how to make emoji/react images.
This Pooners glum expression would make a great one.
The bald head, the scruffy TRT neckbeard, pink skin, and upside down utterly miserable mouth is great.
If_only_you_knew.jpg

 

[Fapcop]

This is awesome, frankly. So much truth in one message. It's great that someone told her the truth for once.

Can't wait for her posting about having no help anymore despite being "disabled" and how this is the fault of transphobia and capitalism. Also her new gofundme.

Edit to add - dude, post a link!

Fffffffiiine!

https://www.reddit.com/r/phallo/comments/1evadfp/words_said_keep_plays_in_my_head/

Also: Example 627286 of pooners unleashing their baby drive on their weird ass rotdogs:

https://www.reddit.com/r/phallo/comments/1evjouy/surgery_journal_rff_postop_day_7/

A very manly instinct, amirite my guys? Who of us hadn’t enjoyed bonding time with our penis, reading a good illustrated book to it, and gently cooing to it as it lays on its little pillow.

 

[Rick The Stick]

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The contrast between the hulking Troon howling that he's being oppressed, and the psycho aggressive midget Pooner trying to fight security before being bodyslammed means that one is still one of my favorite Troon freakout videos.
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No neck havin, Corey Taylor lookin ass pooner.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

@Fapcop @Larry David's Opera Cape
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IDK what the deal is with posting Xitter links. If this isn't correct/proper, mods please fix it.

https://x.com/godblesstoto/status/1825308078423625904?

Apparently they are Marie and Levi Keane and are somewhat e-famous in tranny circles. They broke up. The pooner has her own separate channel now:

https://www.tiktok.com/@blakexkeane

Video about the breakup:

https://www.tiktok.com/@blakexkeane/video/7271789079203728642?lang=en

 

[Stella Octangula]

More tumblr pooners but they get progressively worse:



< this one is on a cpap at 31

chris pooner?

Spoiler: continued: medical horrors, hairy tits & bad tattoos!

...I await your stars & crescents

 

[cybertoaster]

Face to face people can always tell. There's a million little signals, most of them subconscious and beyond control, that people pick up on.

Little signals? most look like these two:

@Fapcop @Larry David's Opera Cape
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IDK what the deal is with posting Xitter links. If this isn't correct/proper, mods please fix it.

https://x.com/godblesstoto/status/1825308078423625904?

The "little signal" in this case is that this alice hon here is acting like a 16yo girl instead of like a woman his age does, because he's living in fantasy land thinking he's a pretty little girl and not a post-menopausal near grandma. He could pass a lot easier if he acted like an old woman (and practiced on his voice a bit, lazy shit...) but then that would ruin his fantasy.

As for the pooner, I mean just look at her, how many bio-men look like that? she even has bri'ish female face, we need a pooner version of this:

And that voice, I've heard bio-women with a deeper voice than that, she's squeaky toy-like.

It's like the Pooners that hook up with "gays" on Grindr and then seethepost about how this purported homosexual encounter ended with the "gay dude" repeatedly trying to stick it in their pussy.

Don't most pooners refuse to have anal sex? I heard plenty of stories of gays complaining pooners guilt/shame them into sex only to make them go vaginal which for gays its a massive boner killer. It also shows pooners are still women since most girls don't like anal.

this one is on a cpap at 31

Fucking how? is she morbidly obese? did hormones destroy her lungs?

 

[and I must scream]

Fffffffiiine!

https://www.reddit.com/r/phallo/comments/1evadfp/words_said_keep_plays_in_my_head/

Thanks! And of course, the echo chamber call him a disgusting and say that it's good she is cutting ties with him. The part about him being a huge support is discarded and forgotten. That's not important.

These people throw away family and friendship so easily. And then they cry that they are alone and have no help and blame it on transphobia.

Also: Example 627286 of pooners unleashing their baby drive on their weird ass rotdogs:


https://www.reddit.com/r/phallo/comments/1evjouy/surgery_journal_rff_postop_day_7/
A very manly instinct, amirite my guys? Who of us hadn’t enjoyed bonding time with our penis, reading a good illustrated book to it, and gently cooing to it as it lays on its little pillow.

LMAO I'm dying

"I just want to keep my baby dick safe and there's not really much bonding time I can have"

I was skeptic about the "pooners treat their rotdog like it's their baby" theory but I'm sold now. "Bonding time", lmao.

Try https://www.wfdownloader.xyz/
I've used it for mass downloading twitter media posts and they've mentioned support for TikTok on their website in their "Features" tab.

Thank you! Also sorry for the late reply.

I downloaded it before I read your comment. I used the addon TikTok Video Keeper in an Opera browser (a Chrome addon but Chrome addons usually work in Opera). I don't know if I downloaded all the videos because I don't know how many are there... but I downloaded a good amount of them, anyway.

I'll try to play with the WFDownloader too later on.

By the way, her videos are still up there. I guess she didn't figure out how to delete her account yet. I was in a hurry for no reason, lol.

 

[Bloo]

VAGINA?!?”

I remember when I first heard TERF’s criticise the “front hole“ term and I legit thought “I bet barely anyone unironically uses that term, this is a non-issue” but I have seen it being used more and more. How tf did this become in any way ”progressive”? Just say vagina, they’re the crowd who believe men can have a vagina so why do they give a shit?