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Bruh you gotta archive links and then just right click google the names, this pair is a known set of grifters and looks like a treasure trove of content.
And people on another thread told me grifting the left was hard.
Being locked in your own head would be hell.
Dunno, there's that guy who got cut in half by a forklift and yet told doctors to keep him alive no matter what, even if he was just a head on a plate.

So better wait and ask first.
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4'11? IT NEVER EVEN BEGAN.

Even for girls that's short, unless she's really hot (or a slut) odds are she's not very popular. But as a dude? dating-wise you're done, whoever tells you different is lying to your face.

My advice? grow a big bear, hit the gym, get shreded af and carry a big hammer around, just embrace reality and DWARFMAXX.
 
I found a 4'7"pooner. monstersgruel
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I'm 4'7 and feel terrible
It makes me frustrated, knowing that I'm the complete opposite of the man i want to be. I look like like a 12yo, my voice is higher than a baby's, and im 4'7. I'm not exaggerating, multiple people have told me I look 12 and my pitch is higher than a baby. I'm aware they're probably just poking fun at me and exaggerating the pitch of my voice, but it is really high. And even though taking T will deapen my voice and probably make me look less babyish? It still won't change my height. I just wish i was at least 5'5, or even just 5'4 would be fine. I feel like I look stupid in everything I wear and with short hair.

I feel stupid trying to look like a boy when I'm the exact opposite of what I wish to be. I'm starting to grow out my hair again, I'll look like a girl no matter what I do so may as well try to look less stupid, at least for my last couple of school years. I just feel like any effort I put into trying to pass will all be worthless because I'm so unbelievably short. I feel so stupid trying to look like a boy but I know it would make me feel better to have a deaper voice and less baby face.

So I know T will help me, but I'm so stuck on the fact I'm this short. I feel like no matter what I do, I'll look stupid. I won't be able to look like a man. I'm sorry for the rant, but if anyone has struggled in a similar way, how did you learn to just accept it and work with it?
 
I remember when I first heard TERF’s criticise the “front hole“ term and I legit thought “I bet barely anyone unironically uses that term, this is a non-issue” but I have seen it being used more and more. How tf did this become in any way ”progressive”? Just say vagina, they’re the crowd who believe men can have a vagina so why do they give a shit?
Impossible to prove, but I have a hunch that some of the language evolution is actually driven by "allies" anticipating things that troons hadn't even thought to ask for yet. The "allies" (let's be real: liberal cat ladies) want their good girl points for being extra super sensitive, and, unlike troons, they tend to be gainfully employed and able to influence some institutions- especially in roles like teacher, librarian, HR, OB GYN...

So it isn't always:

troons demand weird new "sensitive" phrasing > handmaidens institute and enforce it

Sometimes it is:

handmaidens come up with a "new and improved more inclusive" phrasing, institute it, begin enforcing it > troons lazily and mindlessly adopt it and also enforce it.
 
Impossible to prove, but I have a hunch that some of the language evolution is actually driven by "allies" anticipating things that troons hadn't even thought to ask for yet. The "allies" (let's be real: liberal cat ladies) want their good girl points for being extra super sensitive, and, unlike troons, they tend to be gainfully employed and able to influence some institutions- especially in roles like teacher, librarian, HR, OB GYN...

So it isn't always:

troons demand weird new "sensitive" phrasing > handmaidens institute and enforce it

Sometimes it is:

handmaidens come up with a "new and improved more inclusive" phrasing, institute it, begin enforcing it > troons lazily and mindlessly adopt it and also enforce it.
Progressivism is in essence a modern attempt to create an ethics from scratch. It seeks to "liberate" the "oppressed" and place all on equal terms. Like all overly intellectualized movements its tendency to spin up shibboleths which are used to "elucidate reality" lends a mistaken sense of legitimacy to both its adherents and those not perceptive enough to see beyond the ruse. Though its entirely contrived and artificial there is some aspect about it that appeals to human nature, specifically in the over educated women you listed off above, and because it taps into some inherent aspect of our conscience and concurrently plays upon many of the strongest cultural motifs and values(freedom, fairness, an objective gaze, etc) it in turn generates its own culture which drive's "progress" within the movement as the presupposed values provide a strong framework and base for building an alternative ethics.

Progressivism springs from the overly ponderous genus of philosophy, the Kantian, Hegelian, Marxist, Lineage of thought, which seeks to define the world through systematic means. There is a sense within these types that if they can name it they can control it and see into the true nature of it. All of us have a little bit of this within us, it is an integral aspect of Modernity and modern mans method of processing reality; but as you crank this sense up by degree's you invariably begin to detach from reality, and create your own reality, you become the demiurge. Now, because said spinner of dreams actually exists, he, if he is not completely lost in reveries, will inevitably attempt to impose them on reality itself. Unfortunately, because progressivism is partially built upon reality(it has a metaphorical foot on the ground) it can expand and "progress" for quite a long time before it destroys its self.

Normal people have a sense that this is a dead and false depiction of the world, but as stated before, when they're confronted with the mountain of terms and concepts they subconsciously assume some level of legitimacy; because they can't cut through the crap and peer behind the veil they resort to simple analogies and arguments easily refuted from the progressivist perspective. The biggest issue facing us today is our increasing detachment from the world, and at the same time our amnesia of our past. Intellectual periods don't start neatly and discreetly, fundamental assumptions don't vanish in an instant they wither and die. We've sanitized intellectual history to start with the Greek's, dabble with the Roman's, Then jump to the renaissance; we have a strong desire to remove religion from any aspect of our fundamental assumptions, but(!) that is not the way much of historical western mans intellectual self would've went about things. We can see this most strikingly in the divorce of philosophy and theology, which for centuries were fused with little or no differentiation defined. While this sanitizing of religious assumptions was underway the transcendent was gradually washed away; with the transcendent went our understanding that ethics come from above. Fundamentally there is no justification for values within our world(if one ignores the transcendent), historical man had a sense for the transcendent and much of his assumptions about the world were anchored in it. And this is the cultural realm out of which progressivism grew; a concurrent assumption that ethics come from above, and ethics can be discovered empirically within the world, a case of cultural cognitive dissonance. Normal people make the same mistake as the progressivist, they assume the values they hold without identifying how or why they came to such conclusions, they truly assume them, and because they have no clue how they came to hold them they have no recourse to refute the progressivist to any real degree.
 
That one was a classic, especially when the 6'5" Troon started roaring like a bull moose.
My favorite part is the completely unflappable cop. When the troons are screeching HELP!! HELP!!! as if the tumblr brigade works in real life and is going to swing in on ropes and rescue them, the one cop is like "we're here. we're helping" lmao
 
More tumblr pooners but they get progressively worse:
Twenty years ago (perhaps even ten years ago), people who looked like this only did so for laughs. This was the stag night dressup, the 21st birthday party weekend away bender, the initiation pissup for new members of the rugby/hockey/netball etc squad. People only dressed this way because they wanted to be as ugly as possible for a joke.

Now, women *especially* are dressing up this way, and demanding we take them super seriously as real and genuine authentic people who always look this way naturally and aren’t totally putting it all on for attention, honest.

I mean, come on. Every single man who reads Kiwi Farms shaved that ridiculous neckbeard bum fluff off the moment they got it, because it looks ridiculous. Men only grow beards when their facial hair is thick enough to make the beard look good. Getting to that point is one of the milestones of being a man. Walking around with pathetic, wispy bum fluff on your top lip and under your chin just makes you look like an unkempt child. It’s not manly, nor is it ‘tee hee second puberty’. Guys hate that particular part of the growing up process. Pooners strut about as if it’s their greatest achievement.

Then they freak out when they go bald. You know, like many men naturally do.

Of course, they’re all showing off their chest mutilation scars. It’s not enough to wear revealing and torn goth-style clothing, and shitty streaked makeup like you’ve been at a sweaty club all night so you look like you stink. No, the self-harm scars have to be proudly shown off too. Proving again just how female these daft pooners are, doing the equivalent of showing their tits to the lads, completely fucking unaware that for a guy to pull up his top and show his chest is a non-event, a nothing, outside of the office or a fancy restaurant it would barely be noticed - and why would he bother anyway? No-one wants to see that. But pooners are used to the shock and awe that comes from being female and flashing your tits. People stare. People applaud. They get attention. So of course they carry on doing it when they get their tits cut off. (Even those who didn’t flash their tits before the mutilation know damn well how females lifting their tops is regarded) Men don’t do this shit. Men don’t do any of this shit.

And the fact that they expect applause for this parade of embarrassment. We can’t just ignore it now. You’re not allowed to point out it’s unattractive, or that the sex they claim to be wouldn’t act in such a way. You’re not even allowed to politely smile and look away. No, you’re demanded to applaud wildly, and proclaim how genuinely authentic and real and wonderful these idiot girls are. You’re expected to agree that they’re men even when they have PIV sex with men and get pregnant. You’re expected to bully gay men who refuse to have sex with them, on their behalf, because pooners - who choose this every step of the way - are a vulnerable minority being genocided by rapacious government and hateful members of the general population. Pooners want access to the gay sauna too, they want to flex in the gym just like all the other gaybros. And they also want you to change your language because words like ‘woman’ and ‘vagina’ are so scary that it makes them break down and cry in the bathroom all afternoon (just like a real man), while they need to use the ladies’ changing rooms and be put in women-only prison cells, because real men are big and strong and scary and might actually hurt them. But don’t you forget that they’re 100% men, still. Total brodudekings, and don’t you dare misgender them or suggest they dress appropriately for life. Transphobia kills!

In short, these dumb lasses deliberately make themselves as ugly as they can be, for attention, and you’re not allowed to not encourage it.

It’s hilarious how female their bodies are, even without tits. Literal weebles. Of all those photos, only the first lass comes close to passing, and that’s in still photos when she has her baggy t-shirt on. We can always tell. Yes, this means you, pooner.
 
My favorite part is the completely unflappable cop. When the troons are screeching HELP!! HELP!!! as if the tumblr brigade works in real life and is going to swing in on ropes and rescue them, the one cop is like "we're here. we're helping" lmao
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"You are not my help":(
Then the big Alice turns it into a fucking Monty Python sketch
"You are oppressing us! I am being oppressed." *sigh*

Peak cinema.
 
My favorite part is the completely unflappable cop. When the troons are screeching HELP!! HELP!!! as if the tumblr brigade works in real life and is going to swing in on ropes and rescue them, the one cop is like "we're here. we're helping" lmao
I can't believe no one posted the video here
There's a six-minute video on this article about the same thing, I believe. There's also a one-minute youtube video.

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"I want to go home with my husband! I want to go home with my husband!"

Apparently they are Marie and Levi Keane and are somewhat e-famous in tranny circles. They broke up. The pooner has her own separate channel now:


Video about the breakup:

Her fisheye videos remind me of Gibbons from Tom Goes to the Mayor
Except Brian Posehn still sounds like a man even when they edit his head onto a midget body
 
I never understood the yaoi -> pooner pipeline. Straight doods love lesbian porn, why can't women enjoy gay porn without thinking they're trans? I guess MTF fall victim to that too.
Liking yaoi was never considered a problem until the early tumblr SJW crowd decided that it constituted women fetishising poor, oppressed gay men while ignoring that a) yaoi never claimed to be depicting actual gay relationships (and I'd wager most women wouldn't find the stereotypical gay male sexuality romantic), and b) even if that were true, who cares. You're not hurting RL gays by writing bad yaoi fics.

Tumblr girlies did see this as a problem though and quickly found a workaround by claiming they're actually gay men and thus can indulge in their slop without having to feel guilty.
 
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Liking yaoi was never considered a problem until the early tumblr SJW crowd decided that it constituted women fetishising poor, oppressed gay men

The yoai itself wasn’t originally the problem outside of the squick factor but the mid 2000’s anime convention scene has always had an issue with yaoi fangirls acting obnoxiously in public. The yaoi paddle being the most infamous example but there were quite a few documented incidents where female cross players did some pretty gross shit with each other in public. I always felt the pooners who came from that scene were trying to escape the embarrassment of being associated with them. Or where them.
 
Liking yaoi was never considered a problem until the early tumblr SJW crowd decided that it constituted women fetishising poor, oppressed gay men while ignoring that a) yaoi never claimed to be depicting actual gay relationships (and I'd wager most women wouldn't find the stereotypical gay male sexuality anything but romantic), and b) even if that were true, who cares. You're not hurting RL gays by writing bad yaoi fics.

Tumblr girlies did see this as a problem though and quickly found a workaround by claiming they're actually gay men and thus can indulge in their slop without having to feel guilty.
This is another case where the handmaidening came first, and the whining from the "oppressed group" hopped on the coattails, rather than the handmaidens advocating on behalf of something the "oppressed" actually called for. The women scolding other women about "appropriation" and "fetishization" came first. Later, some gay men mimicked the same language and adopted it. But the gals policing gals for goody two shoes clout came first. It's a pattern.
 
Got invited to a 'bye bye boobies' party by someone I haven't seen since I was 16 and didn't know had trooned out. I'm not going to dox myself by posting the party invite, so have these photos from Maggie McGill's bye bye boobies party that I found through google. Maggie McGill is a body positivity advocate and a 1:1 authenticity coach, her partner (pictured) is the one getting the chop.

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Looks like the incest LARP pooner DFE'd.
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Not sure exactly what happened since her tweets are all gone, but it sounds like she got into a slapfight with other online genderspecials over something. The online trans community giveth, and the online trans community taketh away.
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Her GoFundMe is no longer taking donations, but she did manage to raise a whopping £215 for her move overseas that is definitely going to happen.
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EDIT: Looks like she dared to suggest that transphobia is a more salient problem than anti-black racism. Reactions were as expected.
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Surprisingly, she actually managed to make an insightful post about woke/social justice circles online:
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Maggie McGill is a body positivity advocate and a 1:1 authenticity coach, her partner (pictured) is the one getting the chop.
"Your body is beautiful and perfect just the way it is! ...unless you've got breasts, then you need surgery to lop off those disgusting appendages ASAP and pharmaceuticals to reshape your body to more closely resemble society's idea of masculinity so you can finally feel comfortable in your own skin."
 
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Looks like the incest LARP pooner DFE'd.
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Not sure exactly what happened since her tweets are all gone, but it sounds like she got into a slapfight with other online genderspecials over something. The online trans community giveth, and the online trans community taketh away.
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Her GoFundMe is no longer taking donations, but she did manage to raise a whopping £215 for her move overseas that is definitely going to happen.
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EDIT: Looks like she dared to suggest that transphobia is a more salient problem than anti-black racism. Reactions were as expected.
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Surprisingly, she actually managed to make an insightful post about woke/social justice circles online:
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"Your body is beautiful and perfect just the way it is! ...unless you've got breasts, then you need surgery to lop off those disgusting appendages ASAP and pharmaceuticals to reshape your body to more closely resemble society's idea of masculinity so you can finally feel comfortable in your own skin."
Hmm... For those £215 she might be able to afford a home-made rocket to be attached to that wheelchair she totally needs. Would that help with her traveling expenses?
 
The yoai itself wasn’t originally the problem outside of the squick factor but the mid 2000’s anime convention scene has always had an issue with yaoi fangirls acting obnoxiously in public. The yaoi paddle being the most infamous example but there were quite a few documented incidents where female cross players did some pretty gross shit with each other in public. I always felt the pooners who came from that scene were trying to escape the embarrassment of being associated with them. Or where them.
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Of course, the problem with the fujos was that they were embarrassingly open about their fetishes in public, making other people uncomfortable. Now they're living their fetishes full time and throwing a tantrum whenever someone disagrees with them, which is much worse.
 
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