Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[Procrastinhater]

Pooner posts a rant about her evil GI doctor denying her life saving top surgery, on both the FTM and Crohn's disease subreddits. Removed from the Crohn's sub within a day because she didn't get the hugbox response she expected

She could have lucked out and found the 1 in 10 million surgeons with ethics that knows this shit is bullshit and is putting her off hoping that she either comes to her senses or to delay her long enough into next year that this bullshit gets banned.

Its almost scarily impressive how sucessful the mind virus can be on these ridiculous people, putting the thought in their heads they're somehow "in the wrong body" and that surgical mutilation and fucking up their endocrine systems will cure the body image issues they have, these aren't thoughts that occur naturally, this is a pernicious memetic infection that has been put into her brain, and totally taken over her thought processes and self preservation to the extent she's actually upset that she's running into safe guards and roadblocks to stop her mutilating herself for the sake of the mind virus.

Its pure evil, but looked at from a cold and calculating perspective it is almost impressive how effective the mind virus can be in completely twisting the victims belief system and destroying their self preservation instinct.
These people need to be saved from themselves. Its not "kindness" to go along with a self destructive and ruinous delusion like this. This Gender Insanity is a literal Death Cult that preys on the most vulnerable of society, and its a condemnation of how sick our society has become that somehow we are told to accept that evil is good, wrong is right, and there is no war in Ba Sing Sae.

Sorry Trannies, we have always been at war with Oceania, 2+2 does not = 5, and You Will Never Be a Woman. The Emperor has no clothes on, and I'm sick of pretending he does.

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I fucking love your Pooner Zoo neon entrance sign.

 

[soup peddler]

/r/Gaytransguys is agony for my eyes and soul, yet I cannot keep away....

Spoiler: Delusion

Watching women autistically mimic gay stereotypes is so painful... like lady, do you understand that men wear those faggy little shorts to show off their obviously male physique to homosexual men? And that by wearing them, you're just showing off exactly where you will never look male?

She's so far off in delusion land she just looks high. She looks completely chemically identical to a butch lesbian or art school girl, but because she's desperately clinging to something she can never achieve, she has to get that Internet Affirmation to stay mentally afloat. What a fucking bizarre world.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

It must suck being a rat and having a pooner as your owner. Plus, with all of that "jewelry" you have to be careful as many rats will try and "groom" their owners as a friendly gesture and try and be "helpful" by removing bits of metal that have gotten stuck in you as one of my cousins found out the hard way when she was holding one of my rats at the time and he pulled out one of her earrings.

That sounds cute and painful at the same time.

 

[Mellorine]

That sounds cute and painful at the same time.

Rats absolutely beat out hamsters/gerbils/guinea pigs as far as intelligence, hardiness, and friendliness, but they're prone to dribbling piss everywhere they go and inevitably grow gross tumors towards the end of their disappointingly short lives. Pooners also acquire ugly lumps and leak piss everywhere before 41%ing, so they feel a natural kinship.

 

[Bloo]

If you want to make AI pooners Bing can do some pretty realistic ones

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What’s with pooners and rats? I’ve seen a lot of them either have pet rats or call themselves Rat.

 

[Hepativore]

What’s with pooners and rats? I’ve seen a lot of them either have pet rats or call themselves Rat.

The species of pooners in my area are obsessed with ferrets, as they always brought them with them everywhere.

I have nothing against ferrets, as they are nice but they do slightly stink even though pet ferrets have had their scent glands removed.

 

[Bloo]

The species of pooners in my area are obsessed with ferrets, as they always brought them with them everywhere.

I have nothing against ferrets, as they are nice but they do slightly stink even though pet ferrets have had their scent glads removed.

I used to have pet hamsters as a child and teenager. They also smelled but not to the extent of mice. My neighbour friend had mice and they stank, I also don’t think they cleaned the cages as much as they probably should have. A lot of pooners can barely clean themselves let alone a rat cage so God help them.

 

[xogossipgorl]

The crohn's pooner said she gets euphoria from driving topless but she hasn't had top surgery yet!
Her cat is probably pissing inappropriately because she doesn't clean the litter boxes enough and/or the apartment is a tip. My kid sometimes used to leave his clothes in a pile on the floor and one of our cats would pee on the pile. No piles, no peeing, young pooner.
Or else she's just raging all the time like her post suggests and the poor cat is stressed to hell.
I hate to sound mean, but maybe this is really being nice: I hope she gets a flare up in January and can't have her surgery (or I pray it's banned by then, but aren't they just trying to ban for minors?).
Giving advice to micropeened men is just insufferable.

 

[2mm and 99 others]

What’s with pooners and rats? I’ve seen a lot of them either have pet rats or call themselves Rat.

Rats are despised and hated by normies in general, pooners and other mentally unwell people of gender feel the same way about themselves, so rats = friends. Intersectionality between species.
Maybe that's also one of the reasons why male troons like those Ikea shark plushes (apart from every tranny having one, obviously) - sharks are hated and predatory.

 

[The Skeksis Emperor]

Giving advice to micropeened men is just insufferable.

It annoys me that obnoxious pooners like her usually have no problem finding some loser to date them. "I'm a gay man hurr hurr", shut up. These girls need to be starved of attention and validation for a while, for their own good, but there's always some young idiot who wants to give it to them as long as he gets sex.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

My immune system is broken, my mental health is also critical because I went too fast with the surgeries, I was too impatient

Yes, yes, it wasn't the genital mutilations that caused you problems; it was just that you had them too close together.

But even with all the stress and pain, being able to have bottom surgery, has saved my life. Being myself means being happy and free

No Regrets™

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

Lil pooner thinks her ex's movie choice was a "transphobic microaggression":


The dood:

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

Lil pooner thinks her ex's movie choice was a "transphobic microaggression":

I do enjoy that she thinks her ex was a "chaser". Like no, maybe he made the mistake of thinking getting easy pussy from a cluster b woman was consequence free, but I can promise you he did not want her to become more masculine (unlike those guys who chase "sissies"/MtF trannies).

Oh well, I hope he learned his lesson about sticking his dick in crazy.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Lil pooner thinks her ex's movie choice was a "transphobic microaggression":

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The dood:
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“I don’t understand! We’re a GAY couple! Why weren’t we watching a GAY movie? We’re supposed to do gay things, because we’re gay!”

Imagine, you try to impress your date with a critically-acclaimed arthouse movie and her only thought is, “This is about me, isn’t it?”

 

[Procrastinhater]

“I don’t understand! We’re a GAY couple! Why weren’t we watching a GAY movie? We’re supposed to do gay things, because we’re gay!”

Imagine, you try to impress your date with a critically-acclaimed arthouse movie and her only thought is, “This is about me, isn’t it?”

He should have gone with Philadelphia.
Or Boys Don't Cry, although its debatable whether Teena Brandon was even a Pooner and not just a butch lesbian that was used by the Gendershits as a propaganda tool after her death.

 

[Breadquanda.]

He should have gone with Philadelphia.

Wasn't this just about a gay lawyer? How validating of you.

Or Boys Don't Cry, although its debatable whether Teena Brandon was even a Pooner and not just a butch lesbian that was used by the Gendershits as a propaganda tool after her death.

I looked this up and, to my great amusement, discovered the story behind it is the origin of the meme of Norm Macdonald saying 'I believe everyone [both the pooner and the rapists/murderers] involved in this story should die', to the outrage of 'queer' and tranny organisations; he would have loved this thread.

 

[The Decimator]

He should have gone with Philadelphia.
Or Boys Don't Cry, although its debatable whether Teena Brandon was even a Pooner and not just a butch lesbian that was used by the Gendershits as a propaganda tool after her death.

Teena Brandon’s mother hated the movie for portraying her daughter as a tranny

 

[ZsaZsaBinks]

Imagine going through years of effort, pain, the destruction of your body, and the alienation everyone in your life only to at the end of it become at best...a manlet.

It almost makes me believe God exists and has a twisted sense of humour.

The fact that both TIMs and TIFs look as bad as they do proves that even God doesn’t like troons.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

Lil pooner thinks her ex's movie choice was a "transphobic microaggression":

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The dood:
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Heterosexuality 2024

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Heterosexuality 2024

Saw a couple at the shopping center yesterday when I was picking up a gift for the nephew. Squat little pooner who looked like every fat chick in my high school 30 years ago (except now with pencil thin pedo stache), and her boyfriend who looked like every guy on the wrestling team from the same. I wanted to slip him a business card with a hotline like "You don't have to live this way. Call 1-800-KIWI BRO."