Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[Aunt Carol]

So we all know the type of pooner who's image of a man is some soft and unthreatening lil dood straight from muh japanese dojinshis, right?
I think the cane & unable stuff is all more posturing to create this performance of larping as a yaoi character. It's the same reason girls love that nose tube chick from The Fault in Our Stars, but Frankensteined onto the hot dude character just to double down on the retardation.

...the cane is the fedora of mobility aids. Got it.

But it makes sense. You look at a (slim, well-dressed, fictional) character who looks super cool with a cane, and hey, you can buy a cane too; perfect! It's exactly the same as a neckbeard looking at Bogart professionally-lit in a sharp hat and coat, and buying an XXL trenchcoat and fedora himself, because clearly that's what did it.

I think it's multiple causes, though. Looking cool (as above), as well as a physical symbol of "invisible disability," because even the munchies know that if you actually have something visible you'll get more credit than if you post about your "spoons," and that sunflower lanyards are silly and wrist braces start to smell like a belly button after a week.

I have an elderly relative with terrible knees who has started taking a cane in public. They don't actually need a cane, but walking is painful and stairs aren't happening, and being grey-haired and cane-holding means people make the correct assumptions and e.g. usher them to the handicapped exit from the concert hall. So in this case it's subbing for the same conversation over and over or a laminated badge that says "I'm bad at walking lol." Munchie and/or pooner cane ladies have probably had this same thought process, absent the actual need for accommodation.

 

[Bloo]

This video was just recommended to me on YouTube. I always find it funny when pooners say they take testosterone to stop their periods, they could do literally the exact same thing with a depo shot or other contraceptives. She does say she took it for other reasons but that being the first reason she listed is telling.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

This video was just recommended to me on YouTube. I always find it funny when pooners say they take testosterone to stop their periods, they could do literally the exact same thing with a depo shot or other contraceptives. She does say she took it for other reasons but that being the first reason she listed is telling.

Surely they know that as well. Anyone who has found out about troonery and "enby" shit has at some point had the opportunity to learn the whole gamut of contraceptive options. So I think they are simply not being honest with themselves. They are curious about the hormones, or have "FOMO" about pooning out and want to give it a little try, but tell themselves it's really for the "health benefits."

 

[Hepativore]

This video was just recommended to me on YouTube. I always find it funny when pooners say they take testosterone to stop their periods, they could do literally the exact same thing with a depo shot or other contraceptives. She does say she took it for other reasons but that being the first reason she listed is telling.

Seven years? It would seem that by that period of time that the damage has already been done and that she has already completely destroyed her endocrine system.

 

[Dread First]

Lil pooner thinks her ex's movie choice was a "transphobic microaggression":

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The dood:
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“I don’t understand! We’re a GAY couple! Why weren’t we watching a GAY movie? We’re supposed to do gay things, because we’re gay!”

Imagine, you try to impress your date with a critically-acclaimed arthouse movie and her only thought is, “This is about me, isn’t it?”

Minor bit of trivia: The quirky chick with a pixie cut from Chungking Express is none other than Canto-Mando pop star Faye Wong (王非), who was a huge pop star in Hong Kong back in the 90s. She still retains a pretty large fanbase in the Sinosphere (i.e. mainland China, Taiwan, Hong Kong, Singapore), Japan, and Southeast Asia to this day.

That quip about Faye Wong being remotely comparable to the lil pooner burns my ass because it's so fucking superficial. If the lil pooner had even 1/10th of the talent that Faye has, she probably wouldn't feel the need to have an NSFW Twitter account in the first place. A pixie cut does not a pooner make.

Seriously, you don't know what you're missing out on if you haven't given Faye Wong a listen yet. I say that as someone who didn't know who she was until a year or two back when I decided to give learning 中文 a try.

夢中人 (Dream Man), taken from her 1994 album 胡思亂想 (Random Thoughts).
It was also used in the Chungking Express OST.
Language: Cantonese

催眠 (Hypnosis), taken from her 1999 album 只愛陌生人 (Lovers and Strangers)
Language: Mandarin

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

夢中人 (Dream Man), taken from her 1994 album 胡思亂想 (Random Thoughts).

That's just a cover of The Cranberries' Dreams.

 

[Hepativore]

We need a pooner mall Santa and Alice as "Mrs. Claus" surrounded by pooner elves.

"Mommy, can I sit on Santa's lap?"

"Sure, Timmy!"

"Wait...you're not Santa! You look like an ugly elf! What happened to your arm?! *sniffs air* Also, it smells like fish in here..."

*...Pooner Claus breaks down in tears and runs out of the mall, while Alice glares disapprovingly at Timmy...*

 

[pink cigarettes]

This video was just recommended to me on YouTube. I always find it funny when pooners say they take testosterone to stop their periods, they could do literally the exact same thing with a depo shot or other contraceptives. She does say she took it for other reasons but that being the first reason she listed is telling.

These little videos are just soft detransition announcements, even if they don't realize it. Every step of the way there's a video to insist they're still a member of the cult in good standing: "Why I stopped taking T," "Wearing makeup is valid for femme trans bois," "Why my clothes don't = my gender," and so on. Until finally a few years down the line they go silent and/or start making detransition content.

Honestly, good for her. These little YouTube diaries are annoying, she's probably too brainwashed to come out of the fog at the moment, and her endocrine system is cooked, but it's never too late to stop living a retarded lie.

 

[Wendy Wheelchair]

Bonus points for "bug lovin dude". I don't think I've ever seen anyone online who was self proclaimed "obsessed with bugs" who wasn't a pooner autism larper.
Case in point: no one aside from pooners would ever think the nickname "Moth" for Timothy is cool.

The only males I know who are actually obsessed with bugs are autistic Japanese men and they would never dare fish for attention with this fact. They would probably only seek out bug-themed online communities. I only really know this because I used to live near a bug museum in Tokyo and after looking into it, found that bugs were probably the second most obsessive item for Japanese autists after trains.

She just looks like Jojo Siwa.

I do enjoy that she thinks her ex was a "chaser".

I hate the discourse trannies and pooners have around "chasers". I was arguing with a pooner online once about how it's ridiculous that Grindr allows both FtMs AND MtFs, saying there should just be a separate app for trannies/pooners and people willing to fuck them, and she said "No, because it would just be filled with chasers." God forbid someone is willing to fuck them. It just always sounds like they will only be satisfied if they're able to successfully dupe someone into thinking they are the opposite sex.

Yakub weeps

They say Ethiopians/Somalis are "the most beautiful Africans", but they just look like uncanny, microcephalus aliens to me. And that voice! She could easily play ET in a remake.

 

[Gender: Xenomorph]

this performance of larping as a yaoi character

How is this different than huns larping as a slutty waifu character?

Their HRT is literally called 'girl potion' and the huns wear the pinkest, most strident (and ugly) anime inspired outfits.

The only males I know who are actually obsessed with bugs are autistic Japanese men and they would never dare fish for attention with this fact. They would probably only seek out bug-themed online communities. I only really know this because I used to live near a bug museum in Tokyo and after looking into it, found that bugs were probably the second most obsessive item for Japanese autists after trains.

Bugs are cool, but why would you miam the creature and put on display, if you can just take a photo of it instead?

 

[Surfin Terf]

About pooners and canes, if you’ve heard the term “cripple punk”, it comes from an enby pooner named “Tyler Trewhella” who used a cane and smoked and thought that made her special. She 41ed.

They say Ethiopians/Somalis are "the most beautiful Africans", but they just look like uncanny, microcephalus aliens to me. And that voice! She could easily play ET in a remake.

They also say they’re the most ethnically diverse people in the world, but they all look the same. It’s not a black thing, I don’t have trouble telling black people apart, but for years I thought there was an Ethiopian woman pulling shifts at like 5 different grocery stores I would go to, until I saw her working two registers at the same time and realized it was just an Ethiopian.

 

[2mm and 99 others]

Here's my schizo-tier take on the hip new canes and malingering phenomenon that seems to be sweeping the nation's youth, but especially pooners.
So we all know the type of pooner who's image of a man is some soft and unthreatening lil dood straight from muh japanese dojinshis, right?
I think the cane & unable stuff is all more posturing to create this performance of larping as a yaoi character. It's the same reason girls love that nose tube chick from The Fault in Our Stars, but Frankensteined onto the hot dude character just to double down on the retardation.

I think the current cane-wielding pooner idol with faulty health (and massively poonified one, even tho he was shown almost naked and he is apparently a skeletal male), is the Victor guy from ArCANE (ok, ok, lame-prison is this way, I know).

 

[Procrastinhater]

Minor bit of trivia: The quirky chick with a pixie cut from Chungking Express is none other than Canto-Mando pop star Faye Wong (王非), who was a huge pop star in Hong Kong back in the 90s. She still retains a pretty large fanbase in the Sinosphere (i.e. mainland China, Taiwan, Hong Kong, Singapore), Japan, and Southeast Asia to this day.

That quip about Faye Wong being remotely comparable to the lil pooner burns my ass because it's so fucking superficial. If the lil pooner had even 1/10th of the talent that Faye has, she probably wouldn't feel the need to have an NSFW Twitter account in the first place. A pixie cut does not a pooner make.

Seriously, you don't know what you're missing out on if you haven't given Faye Wong a listen yet. I say that as someone who didn't know who she was until a year or two back when I decided to give learning 中文 a try.

夢中人 (Dream Man), taken from her 1994 album 胡思亂想 (Random Thoughts).
It was also used in the Chungking Express OST.
Language: Cantonese

催眠 (Hypnosis), taken from her 1999 album 只愛陌生人 (Lovers and Strangers)
Language: Mandarin

I always liked the Cranberries. Thats a good cover. Its a great tune in any language.

 

[Otis Mallebrok]

I fins that I often feel pity for pooners, whereas I mostly feel contempt for autogynephiles. Poonerism comes off as selfharm, whereas troonery comes off as addiction. I don't know why there's is this difference.

 

[deermeat]

I fins that I often feel pity for pooners, whereas I mostly feel contempt for autogynephiles. Poonerism comes off as selfharm, whereas troonery comes off as addiction. I don't know why there's is this difference.

I can relate, but also disagree. Maybe that was the case in the early days where the average pooner was a self hating lesbian, similar to how the average troon was a self hating gay- both equally degenerate addicts in their own right, but much more sympathetic given the self harm.

However most poons and troons these days are mere attention seeking porn addicts. Most of them are straight who poon/troon out due to an underlying fetish.

 

[Paper Machete]

I hate the discourse trannies and pooners have around "chasers". I was arguing with a pooner online once about how it's ridiculous that Grindr allows both FtMs AND MtFs, saying there should just be a separate app for trannies/pooners and people willing to fuck them, and she said "No, because it would just be filled with chasers." God forbid someone is willing to fuck them. It just always sounds like they will only be satisfied if they're able to successfully dupe someone into thinking they are the opposite sex.

This is always so funny. Who do they think is taking them up on their offers even on apps that don't cater to that anyway? Why do you need the pretense you could possibly pull a run of the mill gay just because? It's not actually happening anyway. You're already in effect only attracting chasers regardless, you're just annoying everyone else in the process by not cordoning yourself off.

 

[Breadquanda.]

This is always so funny. Who do they think is taking them up on their offers even on apps that don't cater to that anyway? Why do you need the pretense you could possibly pull a run of the mill gay just because? It's not actually happening anyway. You're already in effect only attracting chasers regardless, you're just annoying everyone else in the process by not cordoning yourself off.

It's just another way that these people do not differ from autogynophiles in any way.

They will desperately, in that typical unhinged pooner way, convince themselves that the men sleeping with them are gay, despite everything else pointing to that not being the case, because the straight men sleeping with them will occasionally lie to them to make them feel better. I can only imagine the faces, and awkwardness, amongst their friends and family when they are forced to mention something about being 'gay' for the new girlfriend; it is a shame it cannot be captured and shared to this thread.

I'm reminded of that Reddit post from a while ago, in this thread, where that person invited the pooner to some horrid gay orgy, and they all just stared and wouldn't even touch her until she locked herself in the bathroom crying and then left. Unfortunately, it seems as if subreddits like 'ftmgays', and other deranged threads like that, are increasing in number: at least it is content for us, I suppose.

 

[Procrastinhater]

It's just another way that these people do not differ from autogynophiles in any way.

They will desperately, in that typical unhinged pooner way, convince themselves that the men sleeping with them are gay, despite everything else pointing to that not being the case, because the straight men sleeping with them will occasionally lie to them to make them feel better. I can only imagine the faces, and awkwardness, amongst their friends and family when they are forced to mention something about being 'gay' for the new girlfriend; it is a shame it cannot be captured and shared to this thread.

I'm reminded of that Reddit post from a while ago, in this thread, where that person invited the pooner to some horrid gay orgy, and they all just stared and wouldn't even touch her until she locked herself in the bathroom crying and then left. Unfortunately, it seems as if subreddits like 'ftmgays', and other deranged threads like that, are increasing in number: at least it is content for us, I suppose.

This one.
Its a fucking classic and one of the earliest posts on this thread.

The image of the Li'l Pooner at the fag orgy, walking around with her saggy binder destroyed hairy tits out, with all the homos literally recoiling from her in disgust, and locking herself in the bathroom for hours, crying at people saying "that girl is still in there" and then the classic "I know that I am a man but I never felt so invalidated" is fucking gold.

 

[DSHK]

This entire freak community its about victims points, we been seeing this shit since tumblr in 2012 or something

Even zoomer jocks have to settle for pooners, its so fucking over for those niggers

She became the lightbulbhead somalicel who woulda raped her

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Just how fucking tiny she is? practically a pygmy

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Almost like a sonichu medallion

Never thought I would see Illya Kuryaki and the Valderramas in the farms

That video is almost 30 years old tho

All she had to do is marry a white soyjak who woulda been happy just cuz he didnt have to settle for a tranny

They realize they have become the guy who was a punchbag in school so they wear a cane so others will feel sorry about them, and special treatment too

Women just cant deal with the shit men have to live day by day

I am one of those people who 100% believes that medallion is cursed

 

[Spob]

"Maia Poet" is a grifting exceptional individual, just discussed in the desister thread. She is arguing with sensible people in the comments of that X thread that noooo this is definitely because T is crippling these young women, and it's definitely NOT because young women who fall for the pooner scam are suggestible and psychologically prone to other types of mass hysterias/social contagions/somatic manifestations of psychological distress.

Salem Witch Trials no?

Or the classic "NLOG syndrome" so prevalent among tomboys?

Faye Wong

HOLY SHIT MANDOPOP MENTIONED