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i'm very much instagram-rotted so i'm gonna try and start sharing some stuff i come across any time i use the app
recently there's been an instagram reel that i kept popping up more than once on my explore page and i decided to check out the page...
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she's posted this specific layout at least 4 times on her profile and it's like yes we know, people only want you when you look like a woman wahh wahh
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again... why do women choose to jump through so many loopholes just to be a "man" only to not even try at all? idk power to her for dressing both but the shameless "IM TRANS BUT CLOTHES =/= GENDER!!" is getting annoying atp
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at first i didn't get the comic because i thought this entire post was satire but it's actually real
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for context i'll be providing, there's been this user (i won't write because people want to make them a lolcow so bad) people have been dogpiling on for a multitude of reasons but overall their personality is just cringe and does cringy things for views, pretty much harmless stuff (people just don't know how to behave)

the person who made this video was shitting on the tards that comment on their videos because for some reason the demographic hating on them is all either: sjw artists, tiktok-pilled zoomers, or he/they fat women :|
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i thought the video was kind of humorous on its own, but what can you expect from these types of people?
 
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Maia poet must be in a manic episode cause holy shit, she is typing faster than she can think.
Its nothing screenshot worthy. Just recycled junk, along with a hilariously dumb post where she said she'd be happy if gay marriage got repealed if it meant troons can't get their way.

She's had multiple posts and hour for at least a day, and now she just started some voice chat room that I'd have to be paid a lot to listen to.

Girl needs someone to take her laptop away
 
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NIGGA WHAT :cryblood:
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This was funny up until the last part.
I'm halfway sure the urinal cake stuff is a troll I refuse to believe someone can be that fucking retarded, and dropping trou at the urinal, standing there bare ass out "pelvis tilted"... I don't believe it.

As for the last part everyone involved in that story should die. The Pooner relating it, the 11 year old pedophile molesting her younger sister, the fucking chomo Dad, and the Mom who is allowing one of her daughters to Poonerize herself and the other one to molest her younger sister.
Seriously what the fuck did I just read?
 
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Imagine you go into the bathroom for a quick piss and this girl walks in, pushes her pants down to her ankles, goes up to the urinal and grabs it with her knees or something, thrusts her hips forward and then releases a blast of piss directly over the shallow bowl of the urinal, THEN USES THE PLASTIC/RUBBERY URINAL CAKE MEANT TO HELP AVOID SPLASHING AND FRESHEN THE URINAL WITH A BETTER SMELL to "wipe".

"W-why are you looking at my bare ass? Dudes don't look at each other's bare asses, man! It's the rules!"
 
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Imagine you go into the bathroom for a quick piss and this girl walks in, pushes her pants down to her ankles, goes up to the urinal and grabs it with her knees or something, thrusts her hips forward and then releases a blast of piss directly over the shallow bowl of the urinal, THEN USES THE PLASTIC/RUBBERY URINAL CAKE MEANT TO HELP AVOID SPLASHING AND FRESHEN THE URINAL WITH A BETTER SMELL to "wipe".

"W-why are you looking at my bare ass? Dudes don't look at each other's bare asses, man! It's the rules!"
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Lol she says she's seen other people drop their pants at the urinal, the only time I have ever seen that was a Downs Syndrome mongoloid dude in the bathroom with his wrangler. As for wiping with the urinal cake that's just a whole new level of disgusting. I knew Pooners were gross but... and people wonder why I don't think they should be allowed to handle food.
 
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I fucking hate the way pooners do this:
There are the unspoken rules of the men's room - do not stare at another dude when they're pissing.
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They have this irritating ability to become a brick wall to logic (we should call it dooding). 'DOOD! BRO! NOBODY IS GONNA STARE AT YOUR ASS MY GUY! THAT'S HECKING GAY!' Ma'am, you are a nude woman in a male bathroom.

My god, woman—just sit down in a stall.
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Lol she says she's seen other people drop their pants at the urinal, the only time I have ever seen that was a Downs Syndrome mongoloid dude in the bathroom with his wrangler.
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EXACTLY! I don't think I ever did this even when I was in the single digits.
 
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I want to like Maia but she comes off as a narcissistic grifter and is a huge oppression Olympian. I agree with everything she said here but going off what others on this website have said about her 90% of her twitter is trying to dick ride her way to fame or popularity. She gives off massive Cluster B vibes.

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i’m here in support of queer people LYING! especially trans people! this may be a no brainer to some of yall, but i’m speaking for people who- like me- feel a lot of guilt or anxiety around the concept of lying. but here’s the thing; the more time passes, the more i realize that cishet people feel a real sense of entitlement when it comes to queer people and their identities. wether it be sexuality, assigned gender at birth, the “how’s” and “why’s” in regards to you being yourself… it’s so exhausting. for a long time when i felt backed into a corner i felt pressured to come out or subject myself to uncomfortable conversations due to my anxiety around the concept of lying. i felt like i owed random people sensitive information about myself; stealth queer people are often painted as dishonest or manipulative, and i think i carried some of that flawed thinking with me. but ive come to realize, in situations like these, lying is 1000% justifiable. if someone is up in your business when it is none of THEIR business, it’s ok to lie!!! especially when it comes to your safety! nowadays, if someone asks me if i’m trans and i don’t want to tell them, i just lie. if im in a situation where i feel like im walking on eggshells to preserve my privacy, i lie. if i feel unsafe, i lie, if someone is asking inappropriate questions, i lie. hell, ill even make up some crazy lie that makes them feel guilty. ex; “is there a reason you’re so short?” “yea, i was seriously ill as a child and it stunted my growth a lot. i don’t like talking about it”, stuff like that often shuts people up. like dude.. i do not care anymore. do NOT feel bad about lying to people who are invading your privacy. obviously take all of this with a grain of salt; you don’t want to lie too extensively to people who you’re around often, or to partners, etc (for your own safety) but don’t feel guilty when it comes to putting nosey strangers in their place. this goes for all queer people. you don’t owe anyone any information you don’t want to share. you CAN lie, it doesn’t make you a bad person to lie in a way that protects you.

Oh boy. Lying. Yeah you sure are lying - not only to others but to yourself as well.
 
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Procrastinhater said:
This was funny up until the last part.
I'm halfway sure the urinal cake stuff is a troll I refuse to believe someone can be that fucking retarded, and dropping trou at the urinal, standing there bare ass out "pelvis tilted"... I don't believe it.

As for the last part everyone involved in that story should die. The Pooner relating it, the 11 year old pedophile molesting her younger sister, the fucking chomo Dad, and the Mom who is allowing one of her daughters to Poonerize herself and the other one to molest her younger sister.
Seriously what the fuck did I just read?
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You have to pass it through a filter of pooner dissociation from reality. There's a solid chance none of this ever happened. An even higher chance that the only thing real in this post is that this chick thinks urinal cakes are reusable TP and makes up traumatic experiences to justify her piss fetish.
 
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