Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[Slideshow Bill]

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This one.
Its a fucking classic and one of the earliest posts on this thread.

The image of the Li'l Pooner at the fag orgy, walking around with her saggy binder destroyed hairy tits out, with all the homos literally recoiling from her in disgust, and locking herself in the bathroom for hours, crying at people saying "that girl is still in there" and then the classic "I know that I am a man but I never felt so invalidated" is fucking gold.

I'm still convinced he invited her just to fuck with her.
>you will never be a gay man and let me show you why

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NIGGA WHAT

Spoiler: more

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what the fuck
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I'm choosing to believe this is tranfiction because otherwise she would need to have "LEGALLY RETARDED" inked on her forehead.

What're your thoughts?

There are many TIFs who've admitted to trooning out because of anime and yaoi.
>hundreds of thousands of Westerners sterilize themselves and ruin their lives because of Japanese cartoons
>reports from Japan claim that people hear loud cackling from the Zoshigaya Cemetery

 

[xogossipgorl]

Finally, all those of us with loved ones who already "have everything they need" can get them the perfect Christmas present! A "SEXY" pooner calendar!

This has to be a joke, right?
It would actually make a funny gag gift if you wanted to give money to a pooner. I don't have insta so had to take low quality screen shots, sorry.

Spoiler: sorry, maybe NSFW

edit to add spoiler, hope it worked.

 

[Muskcarpone]

a funny gag gift

According to the Cambridge dictionary, one of the meanings of "gag" is "to feel that you are going to vomit". Thus describing the calendar as a "gag" gift is accurate in more than one way.

 

[Anasa Tristis]

Talk about selling into a limited market.

And violating cultural copyrights! Remarkably poor imitations. Not even tasteful camp. If I were a gay man I'd be livid. (If I weren't LMAO.)

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Noticeable waist to hip rations in every one. And pudgy POC BDSM? Soooo hawt, Dood!

 

[The Skeksis Emperor]

And violating cultural copyrights! Remarkably poor imitations. Not even tasteful camp. If I were a gay man I'd be livid. (If I weren't LMAO.)

Yeah, it's not true that women aren't funny, but it is 100% always true that pooners aren't funny. It's not camp if it's just derivative and trying too hard, girls.

A description of the ski-pooner from their instagram. This is just sad.

Now that PETER PACKER’s dual identity has been revealed to the world, he’s not afraid to let his halves come together to make one glorious (w)hole. Photographer and graduate student by day, Spider-Hunk by night, Peter is on a mission to save the city from the aesthetic danger and sling the sexiest webs you’ve ever seen. With a thwip of his… wrist, this super hunk is ready to get you out of any sticky situation - or *into* one. Because with great pleasure comes great responsibility.

 

[2mm and 99 others]

Dood, dood, dood, manly doods, doods... dooods.

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Her dood game sucks so hard, she should know that you just don't ask a tall guy with absolutely no artistic eye to take a photo of you, unless you want to look comically short. But that's hard to realize, when she has no eye for photography herself.

 

[Anasa Tristis]

A description of the ski-pooner from their instagram. This is just sad.

Skinwalking John Waters. I suppose that had to happen eventually.

 

[a feel]

rofl... just looking at the butt shape of "Peter Packer" (okay, I kinda like the name) instantly reveals her true sex. It's 100% a female body, which anyone with a human brain immediately recognizes.

Same with the BDSM pooners - even a glance at the position of her belly button in relation to the harness instantly outs her as female. Not even mentioning the face and neck, it's not necessary. Our transphobic brains know the truth.

 

[my penis is on fire]

Dood, dood, dood, manly doods, doods... dooods.

Zelenskymaxxing

 

[steelz]

a hamster youtuber i used to watch started trooning out two years ago at the age of 28 and it's been very fucking funny to watch. but also sad since i enjoyed her videos as a kid. she is 5'2 and in a 15 year relationship with a straight man who i feel very bad for. this image about sums it up.



her channel is a shrine to her decline. selected videos to illustrate what she has done to herself- content does not matter, i bet the hamsters are very sad too.

1. long hair era

2. short hair era

3. beginnings

4. testosterone

the saddest poon i've ever seen only really matters to people who were into hamster care 8 years ago but i hope you enjoy watching her fall off as much as i do.

 

[⋖ cørdion ⋗]

Worst part about troons is that even if a 9/10 chad becomes a 9/10 babe, he went from an employable normal guy to a neon-haired sex worker.

They don't transition to keep a normal job. They get high on the ego and keep wanting to squeeze and monetize their vanity.

 

[Less Nasty Old Person]

a hamster youtuber i used to watch started trooning out two years ago at the age of 28 and it's been very fucking funny to watch. but also sad since i enjoyed her videos as a kid. she is 5'2 and in a 15 year relationship with a straight man who i feel very bad for. this image about sums it up.

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her channel is a shrine to her decline. selected videos to illustrate what she has done to herself- content does not matter, i bet the hamsters are very sad too.

1. long hair era

2. short hair era

3. beginnings

4. testosterone

the saddest poon i've ever seen only really matters to people who were into hamster care 8 years ago but i hope you enjoy watching her fall off as much as i do.

Yeah, I came across that freak while trolling hamster nannies. I "don't recommend"ed her channel because hamsterpooner is just too distracting. There's no point trying to wind up someone this degenerate.

 

[Snack Cracker]

Saw a dood yesterday at a drive through, why are they all like this??
There’s a pooner stereotype they have to follow.
Absolutely tiny woman with a petite build, short but longish 2009 skater cut, and the company hat was turned backwards which is also very skater 2009.

They try to emulate the boys they were attracted to at a younger age which has to have something to do with pooners being emotionally stunted in general.

Men don’t wear their hats backwards in America in 2024, and neither does any self respecting lesbian.

If I wasn’t familiar with pooners just would have registered her as a tomboy, she was that convincing lol.
No frog voice.
Would be willing to bet my smoothie that she thinks she passes super well because people don’t come up to the drive through and start yelling “WOMAN! You’re a woman”.
People just want to get their shit and go.

 

[steelz]

Yeah, I came across that freak while trolling hamster nannies. I "don't recommend"ed her channel because hamsterpooner is just too distracting. There's no point trying to wind up someone this degenerate.

hamster nannies? those kids that sperg out over improper hamster care? i love observing those, used to be one. keep up the good work lmao

 

[Procrastinhater]

Men don’t wear their hats backwards in America in 2024,

Men don't, child.
Pigs. Do.
Sorry you don't understand fashion child.

and neither does any self respecting lesbian.

Wrong again child. Niki wears her hat backwards all the time.
This is why your life is already over, stalker.

Enjoy Prison.

 

[ihavequestions]

Even if you called men beautiful every day, you wouldn't call this beautiful
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You can tell just by looking that she's ugly, inside and out.

If the eyes are the windows to the soul, that house needs to be condemned, razed, and the earth salted. Anyhoo.....

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In a stunning display of raw unbridled masculinity, our shero bravely assembled a 2025 vision board. Nothing radiates "alpha male energy" like wielding a glue stick. Asserting dominance via paper craft is an unparalleled exhibition of true manhood. Next, she’ll be intimidating rivals with scrapbooking prowess and challenging foes to bedazzler duels. Fight Bedazzle me, bro!

That photo tho . I can't even focus on the board with lil dude oozing so much masculinity. Tiny feet, small hands, oversized men's caps, and child bearing hips is apex manhood now. I don't make the rules.

Anyways, I’m gonna call my Pop-pop to tell him he is giant pussy for refusing to help me stamp emboss invitations for his platinum anniversary. Clearly it is not the 'poof shit' he claims it is. Fun fact: for millennia, men wielded paper craft skills as the ultimate tool of dominance, showcasing the height (lol) of masculine achievement with every meticulously cut and perfectly placed sticker.

 

[Less Nasty Old Person]

hamster nannies? those kids that sperg out over improper hamster care? i love observing those, used to be one. keep up the good work lmao

They're worse than vegans, and it's hilarious that one of them pooned out and is still making videos about how many square feet of your house needs to be exclusively dedicated to a fucking hamster or else your name is going on a list somewhere, as if ruining her body with male hormones and lopping her tits off gives her a platform to defend the rights of an animal that is somehow even stupider and less cute than a guinea pig.

Jesus Haploid Christ that was all one sentence. Hamsters are basically vicious antisocial little trooned out rats that sleep all day and will gladly kill and eat their own offspring.

 

[steelz]

They're worse than vegans, and it's hilarious that one of them pooned out and is still making videos about how many square feet of your house needs to be exclusively dedicated to a fucking hamster or else your name is going on a list somewhere, as if ruining her body with male hormones and lopping her tits off gives her a platform to defend the rights of an animal that is somehow even stupider and less cute than a guinea pig.

Jesus Haploid Christ that was all one sentence. Hamsters are basically vicious antisocial little trooned out rats that sleep all day and will gladly kill and eat their own offspring.

ok brother this kinda hurts as a (former) hamster nanny with a 4x2x2 cage myself but yes i agree about hamsters being vicious and antisocial. out of 11 only three have been good. fellow hamster owners are overbearing as shit i agree and the names they pick suck ass so i mostly stay away. glad to find someone else who hates hamsters and hamster people as much as i do
but staying on the topic of the pooner here, erin as i know her and oliver as she pretends to be, has been soapboxing about hamsters for 14 years, far before she ever became a poon. being that short she needed to elevate herself somehow and being the second rate authority on hamster care a long ass time ago was a surely big ego boost lmao. now she barely manages to scrape up more than 2k views a video because the slow decline was cruel and horrendous. nobody gives a shit about her anymore and they all watch the ginger chick for hamster material instead

 

[Hepativore]

More pooners for our circus...

The hips don't lie, but those shoulders are also screaming the truth loud and clear!



Is she trying to say she has been shot?!



Pooners have a knack for portraying themselves in the most unflattering manner despite themselves.

Spoiler: NSFW

...and yet these pooners do not have the strength to face biological and anatomical reality.

 

[Zemblan Physics]

Yeah, good luck with that, lil dood. Also, whoever signed off on her transition should be shot.
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