Izdaja Slika
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The most hyperfemme man in the world would never worry that his "personality" would cause people to think he's a woman. Because it's your body that makes you male or female, you assclown.
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behindyourightnow
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Sorry to quote myself like a faggot, but it's amazing how much that pooner's writing patterns tick all the boxes of "Tumblr speak" I was describing here:
For example:
Im also very nonconfrontational and polite and just. I guess gentle? Sorry if this sounds like im bragging about me being a "sweet person", thats just how people describe me.
In this single paragraph, she does both "adding unnecessarily periods for emphasis" and "turning a sentence into a question to soften it," and finishes by apologizing for bragging while carefully examining her own feelings (very manly!)
These people aren't just female, they are females who hang around so exclusively in all-female online groups that they have picked up their own all-female language, and don't even notice it.
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She looks like the female version of Sloth from the Goonies.
Or a dollar store version of Jimmy Somerville who is the only person in the world with big enough balls to be a 5'2" manlet and be gay af about it.
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No, pooner, you're not sweet and gentle. You're just so weak and pathetic that you can't have a spine around other people. There is a big difference. Being kind to other people requires purposefully choosing to care for and make decisions regarding others that are for their own good. Being a cowed, wilting flower is having no other options than indulging your own neuroticisms. You need anti-anxiety meds or something and help to start being more independent not poonshine. Likewise being gentle is about moderating yourself in order to not hurt and better care for another being. If you cry being left alone how could you ever be a service to other people? You sound like you wouldn't even be able to go to the store on your own to get someone a can of soup when they're sick. You're a scaredy cat not non-confrontational.
Why do so many pooners fall into this category? (Rhetorical.)
Quesursundeepimpact48
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The "Sloth from the Goonies" pooner is actually (dead) rapper Lil Peep, who was a man. Good post otherwise
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Fixed for accuracy's sake.
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Are those fake abs?
Also, her arms are so scrawny that she won't be able to get a phalloplasty
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The abs are real, but part of what makes abdominal muscles prominent in some people is not just hypertrophy, but also the lack of abdominal fat. As she looks like a skinny girl in general, her abdominals are standing out just because of how thin she is. Come to think of it, she actually looks rather underweight in the "after" picture, as her arms seem to lack the degree of normal muscular development for a healthy woman.
Fucking around with the endocrine system can have unusual effects in some people and might actually inhibit normal muscle tone in some women because of the domino effect of negative feedback loops in terms of the body trying to respond and shut off normal homeostatic effects after noticing an excess amount of testosterone.
They can still take the "pound of flesh" needed from her thighs, back, or torso if she is still that desperate to get a rotdog.
Don't damage your muscles, girls, you will need them especially later in life to stave off age-related muscle degeneration. When surgeons gouge out a huge chunk of skin from a limb to make a rotdog, a large chunk of muscle tissue also becomes damaged and rendered useless in the process from the resultant scarring reaction.
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The reason I thought they were fake is because they're so asymmetric and high up.
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If you physically pass, then good news! Those traits won’t get you clocked. They will, however, make you utterly contemptible in the eyes of anyone who thinks you’re a man.
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In the poonery halls of r/gaytransguys, Loose_Track2315 is brought to tears over known rapist and stealth-fucker Lou Sullivan's existence.
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(That so many pooners fear only pregnancy and no other possible contraction of disease from casual sex with a notoriously high-risk group is what makes them so ignorant and naive that I don't believe they can provide informed consent... but they're strong, independent li'l doods, so who are we to intervene?)
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Knowing that Lou Sullivan met her maker after contracting HIV (who, prior to her entirely preventable death, wrote "I took a certain pleasure in informing the gender clinic that even though their program told me I could not live as a Gay man, it looks like I'm going to die like one"), it makes this post from OP funnier in retrospect.
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What's wrong? Don't you want to be like Lou Sullivan, who lived by the sword and readily died by it, too? Or is dying of complications from HIV far scarier than your yaoi fanfic makes it seem?
(That so many pooners fear only pregnancy and no other possible contraction of disease from casual sex with a notoriously high-risk group is what makes them so ignorant and naive that I don't believe they can provide informed consent... but they're strong, independent li'l doods, so who are we to intervene?)
I See You
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There's something deeply repulsive about that bleeding heart on a binder image. The way trooners and pooners idolize self-mutilation is just... I don't have words, honestly. It's horrifying that one can be so deluded that they genuinely believe brutally maiming themselves is not only natural but outright worthy of praise. It's more horrifying that the majority of society just shrugged and went along with it.
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Thats sad she wasnt hot but still a shame she went from adorable girl to pooner ken doll
Like that theory about troons becoming the girl they had a crush on
Pooners are the girls who tell you that asking for STDs is slut shaming
Why is this pooner worried about getting pregers from a fag if he only wants to fuck her ass? is she so dumb she forgot fags dont like vaginas?
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Yeah the "fags" that fuck Pooners aren't actually gay though. Funny thing about gays, they don't want to bang women. Crazy I know.
So while the "gays" they hook up with are definitely faggots, they're gaslighting heterosexual or bisexual faggots rather than homos who won't touch them.
And a substantial amount of, if not most, men find the idea of sticking your dick in an asshole fucking repulsive, so obviously they go for the usual port of entry, so to speak, all the while telling these li'l doods they are heccin' valid, at least until the clothes come off, when from a lot of sob stories I've read, quite a few of them drop the act and start gleefully "misgendering" the devastated Pooners, who are so manly they "feel obligated" and won't tell them to fuck off and leave.
Hence all the stories of Pooners that run to pReddit to complain about why "gay men" always want to fuck them in their heccin' manly vagina.
They're dumb naive girls with zero experience, that regularly reveal they know nothing about the way the sex they LARP as tend to act, at least the fucking barrel scraping gross ones with no standards that would pick up bad smelling hairy Pooners for hook ups.
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Ironically the ones who are pooning out because of childhood sexual abuse and thinking it will deter predators if they are a “man” are just giving the predators an easy way of exploiting them into further abuse.
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Pooner Claus is coming to town!
Pooner Claus out of costume:
I think this is one of the few rare cases of a pooner who really does pass as a man her age. Does indeed look like Santa (or George R.R. Martin).
And here she is pre-pooning (pretty sure that's her on the left, same beady eyes):
Pooner Claus out of costume:
I think this is one of the few rare cases of a pooner who really does pass as a man her age. Does indeed look like Santa (or George R.R. Martin).
And here she is pre-pooning (pretty sure that's her on the left, same beady eyes):
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That's sick. That crazy bitch should be on the fucking sex offenders register dressing up as Santa and talking fag propaganda to children, and that Mother should be charged with child abuse.
This fucking Pooner should not be trying to indoctrinate children while dressed as Santa its fucking disgusting.
Pooner on 34th Street would be a great comedy though.
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And that kid's name? Albert Einstein.
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Yeah it does have the feel of an everybody clapped story.
Amber the Hedgehog
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I was fearing this for while. I don't follow her per say but I liked her DIY hamster builds so I occasionally watch her when those pop up in my recommendations. I noticed her voice changing and at first thought she had recorded while having a flu or something but after few videos I realized it had to be something more. Either she was really sick or using testosterone. I figured it was probably transitioning because while she looked rough, it mostly came across to me as depression rather than anything physical. Regardless if I was wrong it all just sounded sad so I didn't bother to confirm my suspicions. Sad.