Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Pooner Claus is coming to town!

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Pooner Claus out of costume:

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I think this is one of the few rare cases of a pooner who really does pass as a man her age. Does indeed look like Santa (or George R.R. Martin).

And here she is pre-pooning (pretty sure that's her on the left, same beady eyes):

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Jacob B. Nash aka Pamela A Nash and Pamela A Nash-Michalak
DOB consistent between the akas 11/1964, address history checks out.

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Legal paper trail found:

https://casetext.com/case/in-the-matter-of-nash

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This matter arises from two separate appeals. First, Jacob B. Nash ("Nash") and Erin A. Barr ("Barr"), a female, (together "the applicants") appeal the September 20, 2002 judgment entry of the Trumbull County Court of Common Pleas, Probate Division, denying their application for a marriage license. The applicants further appeal the November 25, 2002 judgment entry of the Trumbull County Court of Common Pleas, Probate Division, denying their second application for a marriage license. For the reasons set forth below, we affirm the decisions of the trial court in this matter.

Nash was born Pamela Ann McAloney, a female, on November 17, 1964, in Massachusetts. At that time, Massachusetts issued a birth certificate designating Nash's sex as female. Nash's birth certificate was subsequently amended to reflect a change in name to Pamela Ann Nash following Nash's adoption.

Nash eventually married Michael Stephen Michalak. On May 6, 1998, Nash and Michalak were divorced in Massachusetts. Nash relocated to Warren, Ohio, in April 1999. Nash applied for a legal name change from Pamela Ann Nash to Jacob Benjamin Nash with the Trumbull County Court of Common Pleas on December 30, 1999. A copy of Nash's then current Massachusetts birth certificate designating Nash as female was submitted along with the application for name change. Nash's application for name change was granted on July 5, 2000.

Soon thereafter, application to amend Nash's Massachusetts birth certificate to reflect a change in sex designation from female to male was made to the City Clerk of Fitchburg, Massachusetts. Along with the application, Nash submitted a copy of the entry granting the name change and a letter from Dr. Samuel Detwiler, Nash's family physician, indicating that Nash had undergone gender reassignment surgery. An amended birth certificate in the name of Jacob Benjamin Nash with a designation as a male was issued on April 25, 2002. Nash subsequently obtained an amended Ohio driver's license changing the sex designation from female to male.

On August 2, 2002, the applicants applied for a marriage license. In the application, the applicants failed to declare Nash's former marriage. Upon a search of the court's records, the court noticed the previous court entry granting Nash's name change from Pamela Ann Nash to Jacob Benjamin Nash. When Nash returned to pick up the marriage license, Nash was informed that the license would not issue.

And so forth. Interesting- the typical lying and inability to square up with reality.

 

[Rick The Stick]

The reason I thought they were fake is because they're so asymmetric and high up.

That's just her genetics.

 

[FinnSven]

Pooner Claus is coming to town!

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Pooner Claus out of costume:

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I think this is one of the few rare cases of a pooner who really does pass as a man her age. Does indeed look like Santa (or George R.R. Martin).

And here she is pre-pooning (pretty sure that's her on the left, same beady eyes):

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The prime example of trash B movie cinema, “A hobo with a shotgun”, with a brief appearance by Robert Wells, has Rutger Hauer shoot a predator in a Santa costume point blank in the face mid wank.

We need to arm hobos.

 

[EllenDrawsRapeOfHerHaters]

More pooners for our circus...

The hips don't lie, but those shoulders are also screaming the truth loud and clear!

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Is she trying to say she has been shot?!

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Pooners have a knack for portraying themselves in the most unflattering manner despite themselves.

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Spoiler: NSFW

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I can't even laugh at these. These people just need severe therapy. I would bet that they were all sexually abused as kids. Or they got puberty at a weird time and got bullied for it (maybe they were early bloomers?)

 

[glass_houses]

@Larry David's Opera Cape might want to blur out the kid's faces in those photos, especially given that they're likely randoms and not relatives of the Santa pooner.

 

[DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK]

Yeah, it's not true that women aren't funny, but it is 100% always true that pooners aren't funny. It's not camp if it's just derivative and trying too hard, girls.

A description of the ski-pooner from their instagram. This is just sad.


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Late and I know that Spiderman hasn't been written well for over a decade but this still offends me. I hate pooners even more than rapehons.

 

[Breadquanda.]

I was doing something as innocuous as browsing the Internet, searching for a Christmas special episode of a TV show for my mother to watch, and, of course, these foul pooner beasts have to stalk me even there.

Some strange Tumblr pooner in her late 40s, who seems to enjoy cosplaying as a 1970s British politician:

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I click on the 'trans stuff' category, and find a pretty good example (archive) of how the trans 'medical' industry works (assuming it isn't made up story):

Of course it involved 'trans kids' and pharmaceutical companies shilling their products, and distributing contacts to help scam Medicaid approvals as simply as possible. I love how they are apparently more willing to give the puberty blockers to trannies than anyone else who would be given them (it's clearly their most valid usage, except when we have to hear about how they are already completely safe and effective medications already used for many other conditions, bigot).

What the hell?

Truly the legs of a 47 year old man.
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Unfortunately this is not the first pooner I have seen who is obsessed with a ghoul from Fallout; the pooner I speak of in here often is obsessed with The Ghoul cowboy from the Fallout TV show for some reason. Why do they all like ghouls? I guess they see themselves in them.

That tight shirt is not helping her pass.
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There's so much, since this poontard has apparently been on Tumblr for thirteen years. You should all have a look, if you want.

Spoiler: Trans stuff

Dysphoric from being told you pass as a male? Curious. Serious mental illness going on there.


You're telling me the highly-tailored, bespoke male clothing of the decades prior to the 1960s don't fit female bodies? I'm hearing this now for the first time. Pooners are obsessed with vague, ahistorical and purely aesthetic visions of historical cultures, though—that is true: that pooner I always mention has an 'autistic special interest' in the medieval era (usually 1800s Pre-Raphaelite imitations of medieval art, but what does that matter to them?)


Ah yes, your 'masculinity'. Of course you are pretending they are trannies.


'Stay away from tight pants'!!


I absolutely cannot stand how they always 'glaze' each other. Handmaidens and other trannies always help to reinforce their delusions: 'dood, like, he totally looks like this guy I just followed??? Like... you're such a guy??? He/him pronouns??? Dood???'

 

[2mm and 99 others]

Some strange Tumblr pooner in her late 40s, who seems to enjoy cosplaying as a 1970s British politician:

Gotta leave to her, that her cosplay of Legasov (and that guy from Terror, both played by Jared Harris) quite slaps, but that's because he looked quite awkward and comical to begin with. The Vimes isn't bad either, I mean in comparison with the weird pozzed TV series one.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Some strange Tumblr pooner in her late 40s, who seems to enjoy cosplaying as a 1970s British politician:

I know at least 2/4 of those are characters played by Jared Harris. Maybe this is just what happens when someone who likes Tumblr sexymen ages a decade but stays on the site.

I want to give her credit for choosing achievable goals and clearly putting effort into her cosplay. I do understand some of where she's at, I think: if you're really into historical settings and "realistic" period drama, it's not long before the restrictions of womanhood back then chafe.

Alas the tomboys and butches, yes, but I mourn the historical reenactment she-autists and the dapper lesbians.

Truly the legs of a 47 year old man.
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It's a comment on "sexy XYZ" premade women's Halloween costumes; this is the package for a "sexy potato" costume. I think it's funny and clever; again, HRT to the weird crafty girl community is like crack to the ghetto.

 

[Cronchyapple]

Saw a dood yesterday at a drive through, why are they all like this??
There’s a pooner stereotype they have to follow.
Absolutely tiny woman with a petite build, short but longish 2009 skater cut, and the company hat was turned backwards which is also very skater 2009.

Most *pooners I’ve met are on the other side of the spectrum. Fat as shit, munchie (POTS, EDS, undiagnosed autism), middle class white woman. The venn diagram overlap is cluster B personality disorders and narcissism.

 

[Audit]

Most *pooners I’ve met are on the other side of the spectrum. Fat as shit, munchie (POTS, EDS, undiagnosed autism), middle class white woman. The venn diagram overlap is cluster B personality disorders and narcissism.

Pretty much just this. The primary risk factor for pooning out is posting on tumblr, being in a position to post on tumblr, or having the desire to post on tumblr. Pooners are very rarely spawned without excessive exposure to the internet, a decisive absence of men in their lives, and a female-dominated social group encouraging them every step of the way toward destroying themselves.

Think about it, what woman have you seen poon out that didn't have 24/7 access to the internet? There's a remarkable dearth of low income pooners from low income families. Most pooners in poverty are just working shit jobs that have no social expectations beyond show up and don't get anyone else killed, and even then they somehow scrape together enough money to get themselves professionally mutilated.

 

[Paper Machete]

Think about it, what woman have you seen poon out that didn't have 24/7 access to the internet?

This is also the case for the vast majority of male troons too. The got the idea to do it and they're in a position where they have the luxury of fucking around with it. It's not an exact 1:1 of course. But the vast majority of any trans person, male or female, exists because of the social contagion aspect and the ability to be humored.

 

[Snack Cracker]

Most *pooners I’ve met are on the other side of the spectrum. Fat as shit, munchie (POTS, EDS, undiagnosed autism), middle class white woman. The venn diagram overlap is cluster B personality disorders and narcissism.

The first dood I ever met grew up poor in WV around terrible men, do think she was really a lesbian, but a self hating one so she tried to turn herself into a man too.
She was of the petite tiny variety, but lol now she’s fat and toadlike.

There’s a few different kinds of pooner, probably the easiest way to start dividing them up would be straight women vs self hating lesbians.
Of course they’re all hanging out in the Venn diagram somewhere, but the fat middle class munchie types I’ve seen are almost always straight women for instance.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Their butcheries and hormones are so expensive we can end this shit so easily by just banning it from being funded by taxpayers money through Medicaid or Medicare and banning it from being funded by insurance.
Make it a law that it has to be 100% out of pocket and this shit will end, very few of these freaks can afford to pay for the hormones let alone spend tens of thousands that this bullshit costs and take the time off that the recovery takes.
People shouldn't be forced to fund something this experimental, innefective, and immoral.

Make it out of pocket only and also go after any of the Cultists who have pushed this shit on naive children and parents, especially with those "would you rather have a dead X" lies they like to use to guilt trip people, and prosecute the ones that cooked to books to get insurance to cover off label shit like puberty blockers for insurance fraud.
I'd even support taxpayer support for detransitioners and parents who want to sue, to an extent.
Make it cost these fuckers. Make it a profit negative, and this shit will end.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

Their butcheries and hormones are so expensive we can end this shit so easily by just banning it from being funded by taxpayers money through Medicaid or Medicare and banning it from being funded by insurance.
Make it a law that it has to be 100% out of pocket and this shit will end, very few of these freaks can afford to pay for the hormones let alone spend tens of thousands that this bullshit costs and take the time off that the recovery takes.
People shouldn't be forced to fund something this experimental, innefective, and immoral.

Make it out of pocket only and also go after any of the Cultists who have pushed this shit on naive children and parents, especially with those "would you rather have a dead X" lies they like to use to guilt trip people, and prosecute the ones that cooked to books to get insurance to cover off label shit like puberty blockers for insurance fraud.
I'd even support taxpayer support for detransitioners and parents who want to sue, to an extent.
Make it cost these fuckers. Make it a profit negative, and this shit will end.

I guarantee you, even if we banned it from being funded by taxpayers or insurance companies, the weeping and wailing and gnashing of teeth would be unbelievable. Maybe it might be entertaining in the short term, but many more will be tempted to just give it back to them just to shut them up.

And to think that what many of these degenerates would often spout in order to convince the rest of society to tolerate their bullshit, whether it be transgenderism or something else, is "It doesn't affect you, mind your own business."

That taxpayers' dollars goes to support this crap goes to show that it indeed does affect us, so therefore we have (or should have) every right to put our foot down and say no.

That goes for a great deal of other things as well, like the expensive antiviral drugs that keep GRIDS patients alive because they were too addicted to buttsex, or the easy access of porn/hentai on the internet that corrupts millions of children and vulnerable adults, because of muh free speech/expression.

The point you realize that any form of degeneracy, any disgusting deviation that is supposedly contained in the privacy of the bedrooms of consenting adults, will inevitably become everyone else's business one way or another, is the point you realize that humans back then weren't being unreasonable or bigoted or mean for making laws against sexual deviancy.

 

[HarblMcDavid]

Pooner Claus out of costume:

This nigga transitioned into Jake Alley my fucking sides

The real question is does that technically count as a compliment, or does the fact that Jake is a rotund bearded gnome looking fucker claiming to be transitioning into a woman cancel that out.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Make it out of pocket only

If it's a medical condition, there should be established diagnostic criteria, and objective measurements of whether treatment modalities are effective.

Anyone can look at their own insurance's guidelines and see they have codified rules about what extremely specific documentation from the doctors they need before they'll pay for an MRI to see if your cancer's spread. Or just try to get that MRI; you'll find out.

Institutional capture aside, I think insurance companies are afraid of the ACA requirements that they cover trans care. But they could still get a quorum of those amoral suit-wearers together in a conference room and agree on standards of care that they'll pay for. If they treated transgenderism like insurance treats other chronic conditions, patients would have to start out on the cheapest treatment, i.e. hormones, and nobody would ever be able to prove they needed 10 surgeries paid for by someone else to make a nonfunctional fake dick and die of sepsis and/or renal failure.

Let loose bureaucratic evil to fight chaotic evil and stand back; nothing needs to be changed or forbidden by law, as the money flows how it will. Insurance companies would love to just let heavy users like cancer patients or autoimmune patients die; it's so much cheaper. Help them find an "out" for the expensive troon revisions and revisions and revisions, and they'll take it.

Anyway if it's not a medical condition but a lifestyle or metaphysical condition, then it should definitely be out-of-pocket. People pay for their own healing crystals and Mormon undies and halal goat meat and nobody's ever tried to shoehorn that into health insurance. If trans is just a lifestyle, and it needs to be paid for by Medicaid, then juggalos on Medicaid should get $1 facepaint.

 

[FinnSven]

Their butcheries and hormones are so expensive we can end this shit so easily by just banning it from being funded by taxpayers money through Medicaid or Medicare and banning it from being funded by insurance.
Make it a law that it has to be 100% out of pocket and this shit will end, very few of these freaks can afford to pay for the hormones let alone spend tens of thousands that this bullshit costs and take the time off that the recovery takes.
People shouldn't be forced to fund something this experimental, innefective, and immoral.

Make it out of pocket only and also go after any of the Cultists who have pushed this shit on naive children and parents, especially with those "would you rather have a dead X" lies they like to use to guilt trip people, and prosecute the ones that cooked to books to get insurance to cover off label shit like puberty blockers for insurance fraud.
I'd even support taxpayer support for detransitioners and parents who want to sue, to an extent.
Make it cost these fuckers. Make it a profit negative, and this shit will end.

Mandatory registration on the sex offenders registry should also be a requirement if they want to go through transition.

That way, it will be much easier to secure convictions when they flash or sexually assault girls in the locker rooms or public toilets.

 

[deermeat]

Mandatory registration on the sex offenders registry should also be a requirement if they want to go through transition.

That way, it will be much easier to secure convictions when they flash or sexually assault girls in the locker rooms or public toilets.

I still think it's crazy how these people complained about some countries requiring them to be castrated if they were to transition. Like what are you complaining about? How is that a violation of your human rights? You said you were born in the wrong body. A TiM has no use of his sperm if he wants to be a female, a TiF has no need to get pregnant if she wants to be a guy. Not to mention the chemicals these people take already make them infertile over time.

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I feel queasy. What does she mean by pulling back the foreskin?

 

[Paper Machete]

I still think it's crazy how these people complained about some countries requiring them to be castrated if they were to transition. Like what are you complaining about? How is that a violation of your human rights? You said you were born in the wrong body. A TiM has no use of his sperm if he wants to be a female, a TiF has no need to get pregnant if she wants to be a guy. Not to mention the chemicals these people take already make them infertile over time.

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I feel queasy. What does she mean by pulling back the foreskin?

She's probably talking about moving her clitoral hood out of the way to see the unhealthy growth T has done. Enjoy the nightmares.