Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[Fapcop]

Professional Transmen’s Soccer Team Debuts In Men’s League With 19-0 Defeat
Who could have seen this coming?

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LMAO!

Suuure lil dood! You’re working so hard since there’s not enough of you, so you get injured and stuff. Surely THAT’S the problem!

LOL!

LMAO even!

Not sure if there is a market for super feminine/frog voice duets?

 

[shatterspinel]

Not sure if there is a market for super feminine/frog voice duets?

Probably not but I’d bet if a pooner tried to pull of Cher and Bono bit, the seething among trans women would be rather delicious

 

[scathefire]

Basically WORDS WORDS WORDS to try and explain why this stupid lesbian TERF whore should either (1) shut up, (2) die, (3) fall down to her knees and slurp the girlcock out of respect, or (4) transition and then suck the girlcock. Out of respect for what, you might ask? The lie that the Malcolm Michaels “Marsha P. Johnson” Jr. invented gay rights by throwing a brick - when the reality is that there was a lesbian and homosexual man already on the scene hours before.

Even if we take the whole “transwomen invented gay rights at Stonewall” narrative at face value, does that necessarily mean people need to treat troons as above criticism and worship them at all times? That never made sense to me. Whatever the fuck happened at the holy event known as the Stonewall riots has no bearing on gays criticizing the behavior of troons in the present day. It’s literally just a control tactic to try and make trans-critical voices shut up. Being gay or lesbian has nothing to do with 45 year-old divorced heterosexual perverts crossdressing and chopping their dicks off.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Rounding up a self aware Pooner from the Tranny Sideshows thread.
Nobody could hate Pooners more than they hate themselves.
The sheer vitriol and self loathing is really something else.
If they weren't so ridiculous I'd feel bad for them.



Keep ya head up Li'l Pooner. Even if you have nothing else, you'll always have a home at the Zoo.

 

[Anasa Tristis]

Keep ya head up Li'l Pooner. Even if you have nothing else, you'll always have a home at the Zoo.

She lurks here. No doubt about it.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

Not sure if there is a market for super feminine/frog voice duets?

I'm sure there's a video of Kermit and Miss Piggy singing together.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

LOL!
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LMAO even!

Not sure if there is a market for super feminine/frog voice duets?

Singing some Barbie song while cleaning her house?

Too on the nose.

 

[Fapcop]

Rounding up a self aware Pooner from the Tranny Sideshows thread.
Nobody could hate Pooners more than they hate themselves.
The sheer vitriol and self loathing is really something else.
If they weren't so ridiculous I'd feel bad for them.
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Keep ya head up Li'l Pooner. Even if you have nothing else, you'll always have a home at the Zoo.

Lol!

Note how she prefaced her post with a stereotypical, feminine: “So I’m not saying that other people don’t have problems but…”

Keep on dudeing lil’ bro! At least you have some self awareness, which automatically puts you ahead of like 90% of troons and pooners.

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

Singing some Barbie song while cleaning her house?

Too on the nose.

I was going to make a snarky comment about how manly it is to sing girly songs while cleaning the house but I won’t lie, I’ve done it plenty.

 

[Twix Eatr]

Is there anything inherently negative about these girls worth making fun of or getting pissed at?

 

[EllenDrawsRapeOfHerHaters]

Is there anything inherently negative about these girls worth making fun of or getting pissed at?

Yeah, 452 pages of it.

 

[Twix Eatr]

Fair enough. All I've seen so far are girls trying to do "manly" stuff that doesn't hurt anybody. I mostly just feel sad for them and annoyed at worst. I wasn't knocking the thread. I was just curious if there are specific problems from these lil fellers. I don't want to let my guard down and get beat up in my own bathrooms.

I'm pretty sure I had a convo with a TIF at the bar last year. She passed, if so. Bald with facial hair and tattoos. I'd interacted with her at the store she worked at a few times over the past like 6 months and never clocked her. Around the time at the bar, I'd matched with a troon on Tinder that I didn't realize was a troon until actually looking through the pics. This was back when I was still a decently kind person to these weirdos. When I explained that I was straight and was into girls, he insisted he was a girl. And then insulted me like I did something wrong by pointing out he wasn't. That's about the time I realized the "identifying as" shit is done.

Anyway, I referenced that at the bar while buzzing pretty good. She was talking about how she'd just gone on a date. I mentioned how I thought it was kind of insane to just ignore/disrespect someone's orientation. Her face seemed pretty mortified and she said she disagreed. What kind of straight dude would disagree that it's fucked up to lie about your sex to a potential date?

Entire vibe shifted and then suddenly she wanted to be left alone, I guess. I said, "Hey, I kind of thought we were having a good time talking, but the vibe seemed to shift when I mentioned that. Everything all good?" She said it was, but wanted to put her earbuds back in.

It was pretty interesting. I think she's definitely TIF, especially with some of the performative phrasing she used earlier. She referenced a customer at the store being pretty rude and was talking about how she wanted to beat his ass. "Do I really look like the kind of person who takes shit from people?" When I heard that, I just thought, "Okay, this dude clearly cannot fight." Makes more sense she's TIF.

That's my story and I'm sticking to it. The yin and the yang of troonery. My neighbor was a troon, too. He was alright, though.

Edit: Oh, and she had a super pooner name. Like, I've never even heard it and am unsure how to spell it. That's the strongest evidence.

 

[Fapcop]

ATTENTION MEN! Next time you’re joking around with the bros and talking about trannies or someone’s rack… If there’s a very quiet lil 5 foot tall dood in the corner all wide eyed and blushing, make sure to include him in the transphobia/misogyny so they don’t feel left out:


Lol! Do speak out lil pooner! I can just imagine everyone’s eyes turning to the lil dood with the frog voice starting to lecture them on how they need to do better, and how transmisogyny is heckin’ bad.

Also: SELF MISGENDERING!


Ah yes: When your mothering instincts collide with your delusions! #FTMthings

 

[Bloo]

Rounding up a self aware Pooner from the Tranny Sideshows thread.
Nobody could hate Pooners more than they hate themselves.
The sheer vitriol and self loathing is really something else.
If they weren't so ridiculous I'd feel bad for them.
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Keep ya head up Li'l Pooner. Even if you have nothing else, you'll always have a home at the Zoo.

Reading this does make me feel kinda sad but she fucking chose this. No one else did. Even if she does detrans she will still have the voice, giant clit and hair. At least the guys who don’t have their dick turned inside out can stop taking esteogen and mostly go back to normal, just cut the moobs off.

 

[Audit]

ATTENTION MEN! Next time you’re joking around with the bros and talking about trannies or someone’s rack… If there’s a very quiet lil 5 foot tall dood in the corner all wide eyed and blushing, make sure to include him in the transphobia/misogyny so they don’t feel left out:

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Lol! Do speak out lil pooner! I can just imagine everyone’s eyes turning to the lil dood with the frog voice starting to lecture them on how they need to do better, and how transmisogyny is heckin’ bad.

I demand to know what sort of "terrifying" language average lads are using around our bravest little pooner. Male conversation about women even in private venues rarely trends too far from tits and ass. Perhaps our little dood feels self-conscious about herself and is really quite upset that she "passes" and the men aren't chasing her. Pooners are nothing if not desperate for male attention, just remember to use the right pronouns, or don't, they get off on that too.

 

[Paper Machete]

Fair enough. All I've seen so far are girls trying to do "manly" stuff that doesn't hurt anybody. I mostly just feel sad for them and annoyed at worst. I wasn't knocking the thread. I was just curious if there are specific problems from these lil fellers. I don't want to let my guard down and get beat up in my own bathrooms.

Of course they're physically not a threat to actual men. Often, they wouldn't even be physical threats to other women. But the danger lies in that they get other girls into this shit and on a medical path. They spread perversion and degenerate behaviors. They self-harm and self-destruct. They attempt to lie to people or make them play out a LARP with them. All of these are bad behaviors that can hurt individuals or in general. Just not in as obvious a way as a busted nose. This "but they couldn't fight someone" to disregard poor and dysfunctional behavior in women is so tiring.

Is being emotionally manipulative, perverse, neglectful to themselves/environment, harmful to their children (as has been documented before), poisoning partners/roommates/pets with their T gel, and supportive of troon lunacy not harmful? No, you don't have to worry about taking a piss. But that's not the end all be all of concerns.

 

[Fapcop]

I demand to know what sort of "terrifying" language average lads are using around our bravest little pooner. Male conversation about women even in private venues rarely trends too far from tits and ass. Perhaps our little dood feels self-conscious about herself and is really quite upset that she "passes" and the men aren't chasing her. Pooners are nothing if not desperate for male attention, just remember to use the right pronouns, or don't, they get off on that too.

I’d imagine the realization that men talk about tits, legs and ass and not a girls personality or how she “makes him feel” must be terrifying for you average pooner.

As is the realization that the anime’s were lying to her and men don’t sit and discuss their feelings in the locker room.

The funny thing is that they likely toned it down, since surely they noticed the little “dude” hanging out. Listening with her big, glistening eyes going wide.

 

[Twix Eatr]

80% of that would fall under "shit that makes me feel sorry for them." You're describing a demographic that was largely groomed by a cult since they were kids. The other 10% isn't specific to pooners or is so specific to some pooners that it doesn't really fit the question I asked. The other 5%, yaah, maybe. I'll have to keep my eye out because mostly I see them trying to live life as victims of gender insanity and not doing it to wear their fetish 24/7 like males.

I didn't say there's no harms. I asked you if there was anything inherently negative about these girls worth making fun of or getting pissed at. Like if it was standard for them to poison people, that'd be a good answer.

This "but they couldn't fight someone" to disregard poor and dysfunctional behavior in women is so tiring.

I didn't disregard anything. A list of concerns was literally what I asked for to begin with you dumb fucking idiot. Sounds like you just have an issue with women when women self-harming is an example of something to make fun of or be pissed at. Recognizing poor behavior isn't the same as "making fun of" or "getting pissed at." And that wouldn't be "poor behavior" to me. It'd be an example of someone mentally off who never should've been indoctrinated into something so evil.

Dysfunctional behavior is expected from dysfunctional people. I'd prefer we not make womanhood so difficult for young girls. It's our fault that they grow up with gender identity in their Kindergarten classes. I will make fun of and laugh at the stuff I find deserving.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

80% of that would fall under "shit that makes me feel sorry for them." You're describing a demographic that was largely groomed by a cult since they were kids. The other 10% isn't specific to pooners or is so specific to some pooners that it doesn't really fit the question I asked. The other 5%, yaah, maybe. I'll have to keep my eye out because mostly I see them trying to live life as victims of gender insanity and not doing it to wear their fetish 24/7 like males.

I didn't say there's no harms. I asked you if there was anything inherently negative about these girls worth making fun of or getting pissed at. Like if it was standard for them to poison people, that'd be a good answer.



I didn't disregard anything. A list of concerns was literally what I was asked for to begin with you dumb fucking idiot. Sounds like you just have an issue with women. Recognizing poor behavior isn't the same as "making fun of" or "getting pissed at."

Dysfunctional behavior is expected from dysfunctional people. I'd prefer we not make womanhood so difficult for young girls. It's our fault that they grow up with gender identity in their Kindergarten classes. I will make fun of and laugh at the stuff I find deserving.

Maybe you could just not read the thread if it bothers you so much?

 

[Twix Eatr]

Fair enough. All I've seen so far are girls trying to do "manly" stuff that doesn't hurt anybody. I mostly just feel sad for them and annoyed at worst. I wasn't knocking the thread.

It doesn't "bother me so much."