Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[Slur Generator]

I’ve seen plenty of homos do homo stuff.

That's so gay.

 

[cybertoaster]

LIL POONER, STOP MAKING ME LIKE YOU!!

Anyways… Is there anything more pathetic than pooners?

The most mundane stuff can leave them shellshocked and unable how to proceed without asking other lil doods for assistance.

Such as buying male cologne.

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Lil dood seems unaware that they have entire departments in stores with masculine perfumes. Usually with testers. Or you can ask the staff for a sample.

But nah, let’s ask some other women who are too timid to ask for help in the store how to proceed!

BATHROOMS: THE FINAL POONER BOSS!
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These wacky chicks spend hours going over imaginary bathroom scenarios in their heads. “I GOTTA TAKE A SHIT!! Yeah, that’s what a man would say, right fellow men?!”

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“GOTTA LOOK GRUMPY! That’s how they know you’re a man like them you know!”

And yes, we actually get a lil bathroom dood over sharing in the usual feminine way: “You take it fellow man! I need to take a shit you see!”

The funniest part is that all their overthinking and stall-planning is for naught. Nobody looks at you funny because you don’t look grumpy lil’ pooner! They look at you weird because you’re a woman in a men’s bathroom!

Cybertoaster's guide for pooners in the men's room

1. When you go make sure to go with another man, never alone, that's what dudes do.
2. Talk in the bathroom, like a lot, approach random cis men and talk them about guns and other men stuff, go for it.
3. Make sure all stalls are available by randomly kicking the doors, like real men do.
4. If there are 20 urinals and only one guy go and use the one right next to him, remember to constantly look at his cock and then to his face.
5. If there's a misunderstanding just start crying manly tears.

Pooner self portrait

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For now...

 

[AngryAboutInternets]

BATHROOMS: THE FINAL POONER BOSS!

The funny thing is: There is a certain male bathroom behavior that would clock them instantly because they don't know it because they're women, and it's urinal logistics. Men instinctively know, upon viewing a line of urinals and a distribution of men pissing in them, where the appropriate positions at the empty urinals to take a piss are. There's a bit of variance but not much. Anyone who diverges significantly from the pattern is automatically looked at as "kind of weird" or "maybe gay or something". As far as I can tell, women seem mystified by this and often select the wrong answers for more complex variations of pisser distributions.

Luckily for little Aiden, using a urinal will never be a problem for her, because even if they ran a pipe through a leaky rotdog so she had the physical ability she'd still be too short to reach.

 

[Paper Machete]

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Telling that the immediate problem with this for him is that it's not validating. Not that they're creepy or the attention is unwanted. In fact they could probably come off as total creeps as long as they don't make it sound gay. Which is the real problem to him.

ETA: I think you meant to put this in another thread?

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

I will curse you with another den of pooner degeneracy

I mentioned r/knotty on the reddit thread. A community of people who jerk of with anatomically accurate dog penis shaped dildos and use them for bestiality roleplay.

But they have a sister community called r/KnottyTrans exclusively designated for FTM and every post is cursed, featuring some of the worse specimens poonerdom has to offer.

Spoiler: NSFL

 

[Thursday]

Lil dood calls gay men "GRIDS" and "subhuman" for rejecting her sisters:

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The pooner:
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Edit: She's still going
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Christ what a horrid cunt.

It's really funny how many "gay" trans people are more homophobic than the average homophobe. Regular people who are homophobic just stay away from faggots because they don't like them, but trannies shit all over gay spaces, destroy their image harder than any "homophobe" could have ever hoped to, and then demand the gays date them or they be forced out of their already limited community.

 

[Audit]

I will curse you with another den of pooner degeneracy

I mentioned r/knotty on the reddit thread. A community of people who jerk of with anatomically accurate dog penis shaped dildos and use them for bestiality roleplay.

But they have a sister community called r/KnottyTrans exclusively designated for FTM and every post is cursed, featuring some of the worse specimens poonerdom has to offer.

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Spoiler: NSFL

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This is really doing nothing to shirk the usual white girls stereotype.

 

[Potato Burrito]

Crossposting from the Tranny Sideshows thread because I had to see it so you do too.

I technically took this screenshot yesterday and didn't really have time to post it. I don't really know if this belongs in another thread or not.

But yesterday, I was brainlessly scrolling Reddit and then this raped my eyes:

Pooners and their insatiable need to engage in arts and crafts will never not be funny.

 

[Surfin Terf]

Crossposting from the Tranny Sideshows thread because I had to see it so you do too.


Pooners and their insatiable need to engage in arts and crafts will never not be funny.

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And all she did was emphasis its breasts. It's even got a vulva. I've never seen another community that creates its own satire quite like the trans community

 

[scathefire]

I will curse you with another den of pooner degeneracy

I mentioned r/knotty on the reddit thread. A community of people who jerk of with anatomically accurate dog penis shaped dildos and use them for bestiality roleplay.

But they have a sister community called r/KnottyTrans exclusively designated for FTM and every post is cursed, featuring some of the worse specimens poonerdom has to offer.

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Spoiler: NSFL

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This is really doing nothing to shirk the usual white girls stereotype.

 

[xogossipgorl]

I haven't been able to get onto Kiwi Farms to read about pooners much but I plopped down to watch some crime videos this evening to inadvertantly stumble across a super small and very angry one, so had to share.

It was a domestic dispute.
At first glance I did think it was just a tiny man, maybe even an actual little person. But then at around 10:44 we learn her legal name is Christa. A few minutes after that, the cops have to return to the home and she has her shirt off. They blur the video but not before a glimpse of some kind of tape on her top surgery scars. It shows up again later when they arrest her.
Hooboy, she never stops yelling.
Throughout they refer to her as a man.

Boyfriend snaps after realizing he blew $75k on girlfriend

Oh, PS, this pooner who barely comes up to the bottom of her kitchen cabinets, was training to be in law enforcement. LOL.

 

[Fapcop]

I haven't been able to get onto Kiwi Farms to read about pooners much but I plopped down to watch some crime videos this evening to inadvertantly stumble across a super small and very angry one, so had to share.

It was a domestic dispute.
At first glance I did think it was just a tiny man, maybe even an actual little person. But then at around 10:44 we learn her legal name is Christa. A few minutes after that, the cops have to return to the home and she has her shirt off. They blur the video but not before a glimpse of some kind of tape on her top surgery scars. It shows up again later when they arrest her.
Hooboy, she never stops yelling.
Throughout they refer to her as a man.

Boyfriend snaps after realizing he blew $75k on girlfriend

Oh, PS, this pooner who barely comes up to the bottom of her kitchen cabinets, was training to be in law enforcement. LOL.

“OH MAH GAWD!!! OH MAAAAHHH GAWD!!!”

Very feminine behavior right there. She’s acting like a teenager just hopped up on testosterone.

 

[Potato Burrito]

I haven't been able to get onto Kiwi Farms to read about pooners much but I plopped down to watch some crime videos this evening to inadvertantly stumble across a super small and very angry one, so had to share.

It was a domestic dispute.
At first glance I did think it was just a tiny man, maybe even an actual little person. But then at around 10:44 we learn her legal name is Christa. A few minutes after that, the cops have to return to the home and she has her shirt off. They blur the video but not before a glimpse of some kind of tape on her top surgery scars. It shows up again later when they arrest her.
Hooboy, she never stops yelling.
Throughout they refer to her as a man.

Boyfriend snaps after realizing he blew $75k on girlfriend

Oh, PS, this pooner who barely comes up to the bottom of her kitchen cabinets, was training to be in law enforcement. LOL.

Medfags of KF, what syndrome is this?

 

[Slur Generator]

Medfags of KF, what syndrome is this?

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She has Innsmouth syndrome

 

[Mullet Man]

>im not a fucking pooner dude

 

[truth_seeker]

Pooner activist arrested for brutally beating up and strangling her girlfriend.
Exulansic just made a detailed thread going through her story and tiktoks - it seems like she had a lot on her plate - her huge dosages of testosterone likely lead to her suffering from ovarian cancer + a botched top surgery, childhood trauma, a possible childhood transition, alcoholism, BPD…remember it’s all life saving healthcare guys that’s definitely not abusing already troubled individuals.

https://x.com/MrAndyNgo/status/1904299429169078761

Spoiler

Frankfort, Ky. — A victim of severe domestic violence has accused a 26-year-old woman and trans activist who identifies as male of brutally beating her. Suspect Selena Marie Metts, also known as "Chad Lee Metts," was arrested for second-degree assault and first-degree strangulation, both felonies. Metts allegedly beat the female victim in the face, struck her with a metal fan and held her down and strangled her until she was unable to breathe. According to the police report, the victim had "marks from head to toe." The victim posted her allegations and injuries on a Facebook post. Two small children were present in the home at the time of the violence. Metts told police that the brutal injuries were simply a result of "rough sex." Online, Metts often posted about her medical transition journey to become a "man." Metts is being held on a $20,000 bond in Franklin County, Ky.


Selena Marie Metts, also known as "Chad Lee Metts," is a woman and trans activist who identifies as a man. Metts was arrested in Frankfort, Ky. on March 14 after allegeding beating her female partner, leaving her with severe injuries from head to toe. The victim also has deep bruising on her breasts. Metts told police it was just "rough sex." Limited research conducted on the effect of cross-sex hormones on behavior in females (Kristensen et al., 2021) suggest that testosterone in them correlates with higher aggression and anger. On social media, Metts posted often about her medicalized transition journey, which includes a double mastectomy. One post says that Metts is incontinent after going through a procedure.

 

[Mullet Man]

Frankfort, Ky. — A victim of severe domestic violence has accused a 26-year-old woman and trans activist who identifies as male of brutally beating her. Suspect Selena Marie Metts, also known as "Chad Lee Metts," was arrested for second-degree assault and first-degree strangulation, both felonies. Metts allegedly beat the female victim in the face, struck her with a metal fan and held her down and strangled her until she was unable to breathe. According to the police report, the victim had "marks from head to toe." The victim posted her allegations and injuries on a Facebook post. Two small children were present in the home at the time of the violence. Metts told police that the brutal injuries were simply a result of "rough sex." Online, Metts often posted about her medical transition journey to become a "man." Metts is being held on a $20,000 bond in Franklin County, Ky.

Turns out xhe really could beat the shit out of you, dude.

 

[Slur Generator]

This is so ridiculous. Why are these little pooners so small?. Not even 5ft tall. Bottom 5% for women.
Truly the chaddest of chads.

 

[Chizubaga]

I haven't been able to get onto Kiwi Farms to read about pooners much but I plopped down to watch some crime videos this evening to inadvertantly stumble across a super small and very angry one, so had to share.

It was a domestic dispute.
At first glance I did think it was just a tiny man, maybe even an actual little person. But then at around 10:44 we learn her legal name is Christa. A few minutes after that, the cops have to return to the home and she has her shirt off. They blur the video but not before a glimpse of some kind of tape on her top surgery scars. It shows up again later when they arrest her.
Hooboy, she never stops yelling.
Throughout they refer to her as a man.

Boyfriend snaps after realizing he blew $75k on girlfriend

Oh, PS, this pooner who barely comes up to the bottom of her kitchen cabinets, was training to be in law enforcement. LOL.

I'm sure it's different due to the current administration, but, would this female be placed in a men's prison?
I have tried to look at each pooner/trans man cases that involves imprisonment, and I can never find where these people are placed.

Information on male prisoners in female prisons is all out there in the open and it's talked about publicly; in addition to public support by the "allies", saying placing a "trans woman" in a men's prison would be dangerous for them.

I have never seen the argument for "trans men", we all know why this is, but, why aren't the allies out there outraged about it?

Also, has anyone seen this statistics of how many trans men have actually been placed in men's jail/prison? Because I cannot find anything worth noting.

 

[Fapcop]

This is so ridiculous. Why are these little pooners so small?. Not even 5ft tall. Bottom 5% for women.
Truly the chaddest of chads.

It’s curious, isn’t it?

The tiniest of chicks LARP as men, while 6foot+ fridge-troons regularly tower over the women they like to creep among.