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A LIL POONER HAS A PERTINENT QUESTION:

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Everyone she/hers the young “man”?

Gee, wonder why?!?

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A LIL POONER HAS A PERTINENT QUESTION:

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Everyone she/hers the young “man”?

Gee, wonder why?!?

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If she was really a man she‘d just shave her head, but we all know a woman can’t be sexually unattractive by having no hair. Besides, hair needs to be in the perfect alternative style, like so many…er, women like to do.

if these dumb kids were dressing stupid and proudly saying ‘I’m female, deal with it’ I’d have more patience. Why they think not looking and acting like a Barbie doll 24/7 makes them male I don’t know. Sad, and pathetic that it’s the 2020s and we have a youth fashion that forces absolute sex stereotypes and roles on people.
 
I fell down an autistic rabbit hole.
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Saw this comment on a post about a guy wanting to take down a video of him being born. I look up this person's youtube:
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4000+ autistic furry vids but this song? is her begging her parents to pay attention to her set to a sparkly Naruto character.


Found the channel that is bullying her:
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Then I found one of her unfortunate looking supporters, but kudos for being proud of your glass eye:

 
These wacky chicks spend hours going over imaginary bathroom scenarios in their heads. “I GOTTA TAKE A SHIT!! Yeah, that’s what a man would say, right fellow men?!”

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“GOTTA LOOK GRUMPY! That’s how they know you’re a man like them you know!”

And yes, we actually get a lil bathroom dood over sharing in the usual feminine way: “You take it fellow man! I need to take a shit you see!”

The funniest part is that all their overthinking and stall-planning is for naught. Nobody looks at you funny because you don’t look grumpy lil’ pooner! They look at you weird because you’re a woman in a men’s bathroom!
Lol. These women unironically sound like retarded space aliens sharing their best tips on how to infiltrate Earth. “Ah yes my fellow human I am also a human and I am here to defecate, now observe as I lean against the wall with an ill-tempered demeanour, not unlike the average human male!”
 
4000+ autistic furry vids but this song? is her begging her parents to pay attention to her set to a sparkly Naruto character.
This gives me flashbacks to when I was around 13 and tried recording a song I wrote. In my head, my voice sounded fine. Then when I heard it back I deleted it instantly because I sounded like this. Even as a weird 13 year old I realised it sounded like ass and I’d get made fun of if I uploaded it.
 
From quiet uWu girl to RAGEPOONER!

Cross-sex hormones! What’s the worst that can happen?

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“Hormones can’t change your personality!”
Said the little pooner who’s probably not on T herself.

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“Blind rage”… Very validating I’m sure!
I hate these responses so fucking much. Of course testosterone influences outbursts like this. Men are more aggressive than woman, clearly.
 
I hate these responses so fucking much. Of course testosterone influences outbursts like this. Men are more aggressive than woman, clearly.
12 to 14 year old boys are the most violent. They are pretty much niggers. În primary school there wasnt a day without some kids fighting. It was lower in highschool, but more serious. By university almost everyone has learned to controll themselves and not just start swinging whenever they get annoyed.

Ofc dumb pooners are în for a shock.

That 15 year old pooner is not going to make it. Her family is retarded. They should br encouraging her to lose weight and to take care of herself instead of letting her do whatever she wants. The fact that she has a tranny sibling further points to her parents being giant retards.
 
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I'm sure it doesn't help that their bodies are literally not biologically wired or developed to deal with T at those levels at all.

At least boys going through puberty have the excuse they're retarded kids but grown women will start acting like dysgenic apes on this shit. I'm sure whatever other filler and synthetics that happen to be in the doses are really helpful in mitigating side effects as well.
 
I'm sure it doesn't help that their bodies are literally not biologically wired or developed to deal with T at those levels at all.

At least boys going through puberty have the excuse they're retarded kids but grown women will start acting like dysgenic apes on this shit. I'm sure whatever other filler and synthetics that happen to be in the doses are really helpful in mitigating side effects as well.
Don’t forget the social side. Boys literally spend a decade on playgrounds learning things like group hierarchies, violence and how to use it, and of course most importantly: How to control their emotions.

Any teenage boy hopped up on T, will quickly earn a bloody mouth and learn to adjust his behavior accordingly.

These chicks don’t. And they’ll be treated like a woman, despite having the RRRAAAGE levels of a teenage boy, and will accordingly learn fuck all.
 
Lesbians already have the highest rate of domestic violence; pretty sure women who are genuinely born lesbian (as in, not doing it for political reasons) have unusually high rates of testosterone exposure for women. Unfortunately now that a lot of them are pooning out, they're just fueling their rage more. That pooner's girlfriend will gtfo if she has any braincells before her lil dood starts beating her, it's more likely a matter of when than if.
 
As far as words for "tomboy" in other languages go, in Moospeak, there is also 侠 (kyan), and 御転婆 (Otenba) which fit closely, and don't seems to have negative connotations either.
Newbie here, would ボーイッシュ (boyish) count? It seems more like an aesthetic for women than personality or hobbies.
 
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Anytime any blood other than menses is detected, especially daily, a trip to the gyno squeezer is highly recommended. Uterine cancer doesn't give a shit about your gender dysphoria.

But if just the thought of a pelvic exam and/or dealing with E cream makes her upset, I can only imagine what meeting a vaginal ultrasound wand would do.
This. If I were her, I would be extremely concerned.

My mother had abnormal bleeding last year that she initially mistook for a UTI (antibiotics did nothing). Shit went on for months until she was finally diagnosed with cancer of the endometrium. The only thing that stopped it from metastasizing was the fact that she had her tubes tied.
 
Don't click through to this article if you're eating.

NBC News: These trans wrestlers put their own spin on masculinity (archive.ph)

Subtitle:
Classic American wrestling, staged psychodramas, drag performances, dude-bro personas and picnic baskets were all part of L.A.’s second annual T Boy Wrestling competition.

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Marco Miller and August Shapiro prepared and injected "T" (testosterone) onstage to the roar of a crowd gone wild with appreciation for this kind of representation. Glenna Gordon for NBC News
 
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