Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[Farsided]

“I have no idea how to act like a guy yet I’m 100% a guy, I swear”

My friend Louie could help her, all she needs is a banana and go :

I want to be a man, man-cub,
and stroll right into town
And be just like those other men
I'm tired of poonin' around

Oh, doo-bee doo
I wanna be like you hoo hoo
I wanna walk like you
Talk like you, too hoo hoo hoo

 

[Not Dr. Evil]

Cross post.

 

[Paper Machete]

She looks like if someone was drawing a caricature of some jewish banker's failson.

 

[Dolly Brooks]

Cross post.

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Her hair is more ridiculous than her voice.

 

[Ring of Basilius]

What sound do you guys think she hears in her head all day? Is it:

A. Industrial humming ()

B. Sizzling meat ()

C. Unending screaming of a thousand voices ()

D. Swarms of buzzing insects ()

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

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What sound do you guys think she hears in her head all day? Is it:

A. Industrial humming ()

B. Sizzling meat ()

C. Unending screaming of a thousand voices ()

D. Swarms of buzzing insects ()

Most pooners just look pathetic, but this bitch legit looks psychotic. Those eyes aren‘t the eyes of a sane person (I know, pooner = insane anyway). She looks like she’s screaming inside, or some long-term prisoner of an extremely violent maniac.

Do we know much about her life outside of her ridiculous posturing as a legal beagle? I’m curious as to how many friendships and relationships she’s blown up. I’d put money on her either being completely alone with no friends, family or partner, or in a co-dependent relationship with another woman who’s entirely uninterested in her emotionally or sexually but content for them to use each other to relieve loneliness.

In short, dis bitch be crazy.

 

[AfghanBlue]

Most pooners just look pathetic, but this bitch legit looks psychotic. Those eyes aren‘t the eyes of a sane person (I know, pooner = insane anyway). She looks like she’s screaming inside, or some long-term prisoner of an extremely violent maniac.

Do we know much about her life outside of her ridiculous posturing as a legal beagle? I’m curious as to how many friendships and relationships she’s blown up. I’d put money on her either being completely alone with no friends, family or partner, or in a co-dependent relationship with another woman who’s entirely uninterested in her emotionally or sexually but content for them to use each other to relieve loneliness.

In short, dis bitch be crazy.

I haven't any clue what she actually day-to-day DOES as The Pooner at Law, despite her popping up all the time.
Getting swatted away occasionally by JK Rowling and making a mood/vision board at new year (magazine clippings collage, to visualise her goals - so masc, king!) are her only solid achievements that I can recall.

 

[Constellationzero]

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What sound do you guys think she hears in her head all day? Is it:

A. Industrial humming ()

B. Sizzling meat ()

C. Unending screaming of a thousand voices ()

D. Swarms of buzzing insects ()

The collective voices of the Other Gods with Nyarlathotep in the background.

 

[Bloo]

I fell down the rabbit hole of pooner detrans kinks on Tumblr. They’re almost always associated with rape and misogyny kinks. Very strange and interesting.


I despise navigating Tumbr, it’s so unintuitive.

 

[S.C Malthus]

Cross post.

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Even the laziest fucking man knows to comb his hair some and not look like he has a hangover before doing an interview, or anything that warrants putting on a suit, and even that is beyond them.

 

[cybertoaster]

https://www.reddit.com/r/FTMfemininity/comments/1jmjgz7/crossdressing_and_sexuality/

No replies yet sadly.

There's one but she's just reinforcing her delusion not challenging it.

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"You shouldn't jump off that cliff..."

"YOU'RE BORING AND SAD!"

They’re almost always associated with rape

Like practically all romance novels wrote by woman are.

 

[YWNBAM]

I fell down the rabbit hole of pooner detrans kinks on Tumblr. They’re almost always associated with rape and misogyny kinks. Very strange and interesting.

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I despise navigating Tumbr, it’s so unintuitive.

Shit like this makes me doubt existence of gender dysphoria as a whole. If you feel on the inside like a man and want to live as one, why such "kinks" do not make you uncomfortable or experience mental anguish? Feels too horny to be just self-harm.

In the end these pooners are no different from tims with a feminization fetish. Maybe they even take inspiration from their porn slop where being a woman = an emasculated male who bottoms. These gooners are passive beta losers who don't want to put any efford into a relationship, so forced sex scenario where they are a meek victim is a perfect fantasy for them.

Notice how no tranny ever has a detrans kink, it's always pooners. Neither of them want to be a man because to them it means being active and accept the role of the one who takes all the responsibility and decision-making.

 

[Potato Burrito]

Shit like this makes me doubt existence of gender dysphoria as a whole. If you feel on the inside like a man and want to live as one, why such "kinks" do not make you uncomfortable or experience mental anguish? Feels too horny to be just self-harm.

In the end these pooners are no different from tims with a feminization fetish. Maybe they even take inspiration from their porn slop where being a woman = an emasculated male who bottoms. These gooners are passive beta losers who don't want to put any efford into a relationship, so forced sex scenario where they are a meek victim is a perfect fantasy for them.

Notice how no tranny ever has a detrans kink, it's always pooners. Neither of them want to be a man because to them it means being active and accept the role of the one who takes all the responsibility and decision-making.

Many pooners use "man" as a device to decouple them from their femaleness. For whatever reason, they don't feel like they can just be sluts as women but they feel perfectly comfortable engaging in the same -- or even more degenerate -- behavior under the guise of being men. It's weird. Because as we know, male troons don't "become" women to liberate themselves from their maleness, they do it in service of a fetish.

Pooners do this to an extent too but for many it's this roundabout way of giving themselves permission to do things they think women can't or shouldn't do. Internalized misogyny? Overexposure to porn at a young age? Being Not Like the Other Girls? Who fuckin' knows with these weirdos. It's not like academia is allowed to study it to try and figure out.

 

[Wendy Wheelchair]

Disney adult pooner and tranny couple

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Still, I understand the inclination to be gentler with them. Call me a softie, but if you can find it in your heart to sympathize with them, I can only wish I hadn't had the experiences I had so I could be nicer, too.

Why do you guys always fucking forget that pooners are the LARGEST contingent of transgenderism today? And women, be they pooner or not, are the #1 enablers of the transgenderism ideology.

The NYT slyly featured a BIG BOI in today's fitness article! A very STRONG BOI ! The progressive, heavily-moderated commenters also find her very inspiring (and are excruciatingly careful to avoid any pronouns, lol).

https://www.nytimes.com/2025/03/11/well/move/plyometrics-exercises.html

There is something so disturbing to me about the Chaz Bono phenotype.

Boyfriend snaps after realizing he blew $75k on girlfriend

Ugh, why is there so much entertaining body cam footage coming out of my Milwaukee?!!? Oh, wait, never mind, watching the full video and they're both FIBs

Lol.
Looking at some olmec sculptures, saw this little dood, 'female figure'

Just learned on Twitter that the majority of Mesoamerican pottery in museums like the one on the left are forgeries.

 

[Rick The Stick]

Is… Is lil dood IN LOVE?!?

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Watching these chicks complicate their lives in the most retarded way possible is truly something to gawk at.

Gendery envy? Hmm. I'll bite. What's got Lil dood so covetous?

>tall
Fair enough
>deep voice
Checks out
>skinny
[CONFUSED]

I thought pooners either tried to lift or just got super fat? How fat is this chick that she gets "gender envy" from a beanpole?

 

[Wendy Wheelchair]

Another hettie Betty seems to be in a dire state of affairs, especially because she wants to be reminded she's a good girl - but only in a degrading sexual context. But why is it so hard for her to find a prince to treat her like the princess she really is?!

What the actual fuck!? THIS is the niggress pooner that typed that all out. Sheboons are already pretty masculine as it is. There is nothing "non-binary" about that presentation.

 

[Fapcop]

Because as we know, male troons don't "become" women to liberate themselves from their maleness, they do it in service of a fetish.

Sorta disagree.

I think it’s obvious that there is a cohort of male trannys who troon out because they think of themselves as failed men.

They’re rudderless, autistic, often failures or have just one thing they’re good at, at trannydom comes along with easy answers.

The reason you often see these autists engage in sexual behavior is partly because of grooming and partly because there are so many pervs in the troon scene that degeneracy just becomes part of the culture.

You also see this with pooners. Autistic chicks who feel out of place and finds a community with the gender terrorists.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

Disney adult pooner and tranny couple

Are they fucking serious? Pooner is about 4’5” tall, on what earth is this retarded little turbomanlet in any way ‘masc’? This literally looks like the weird alternative care assistant bloke taking the tiny retarded adult out for a special holiday at Disney. Absolutely nothing about this says ‘partners’ to me. Pooner is so tiny that she looks ridiculous.

At this rate, just put in the gnome suit and have done with it, lady.

 

[Bloo]

couple

Why are they always SO short? I‘m a 5’4” woman so pretty average. She looks around 4’7” if that. I would like to know the average height of a pooner, I swear it’s below average. I wonder why short women are so gravitated to this.

 

[Fapcop]

Are they fucking serious? Pooner is about 4’5” tall, on what earth is this retarded little turbomanlet in any way ‘masc’? This literally looks like the weird alternative care assistant bloke taking the tiny retarded adult out for a special holiday at Disney. Absolutely nothing about this says ‘partners’ to me. Pooner is so tiny that she looks ridiculous.

At this rate, just put in the gnome suit and have done with it, lady.

The funniest part is their extremely gendered poses.

You can pretend you’re a 100% valid five foot tall lil dood, what does that help if you automatically let hit the most feminine poses the minute someone aims a camera at you?!