Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

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Has anyone here watched the horror/comedy film American Werewolf? No, not An American Werewolf in London, it's a an independent film written and directed by the writer/director of Lycan Colony. If you haven't heard of Lycan Colony, here's a Red Letter Media review of it
By far the superior schlock film.
But here's American Werewolf if you're interested
The reason I bring it up is that one of the main characters (the deputy, Jim) is played by a pooner. Her acting's bad, but so is everybody's, but it's kind of distracting that we're supposed to believe that Jim is a man and not a woman with a neckbeard. The funniest scene is when Jim is working out, I think it's supposed to look badass, but the fat lil pooner with the tiny hands is just comical

UselessRubberKeyboard said:
Are they fucking serious? Pooner is about 4’5” tall, on what earth is this retarded little turbomanlet in any way ‘masc’? This literally looks like the weird alternative care assistant bloke taking the tiny retarded adult out for a special holiday at Disney. Absolutely nothing about this says ‘partners’ to me. Pooner is so tiny that she looks ridiculous.

At this rate, just put in the gnome suit and have done with it, lady.
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She might be comically short, but at least you can tell that she is presenting as a man. Her husband doesn't even come remotely close to passing as a TiM.
Fapcop said:
LIL DOOD HUMILIATED BY GIRLFRIEND: RHETORICAL VERSION OF A MK FATALITY

“Wonder what sex with a real penis feels like?!”


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That cold moment when you’re reminded that it IS a LARP. Brutal!

The fellow lil doods stream in to offer the most manliest of support!

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Retarded analogies are offered:
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Along with retarded reassurances:
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“What does it mean hurr-durr?!”

You know exactly what it means sweetheart. It means that you’re LARPing, you’re not a man, and the GF very naturally is wondering whether sex with an actual man feels similar to sex with a woman who’s pretending she’s a man.

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Of course nobody points out that she’s living a lie and unlikely to ever make a heterosexual woman happy and content.

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Whoops… Looks like the OP isn’t the only one with this problem.

Who would have thought there would ever be any problems with LARPing as the opposite sex, and ensnaring an inexperienced bisexual or non-lesbian into a relationship because of social pressure to be “accepting”.

Stick to dating lesbians ladies. This isn’t rocket science.
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I am actually shocked at how many of them are pretending that a strap-on is a real penis if it is attached to a TiF. I guess it shouldn't shock me anymore, but I guess I was still underestimating pooner delusions. I can understand believing that a phallo is a real penis, but in no world is a penis made of plastic. You don't even need to believe that a TiF isn't a man to know that it's not a real penis. I have absolutely no problem with amputees, but a running blade is not a real leg and they would never get offended by such an obvious observation (or pretend to be confused about why I would think such a thing).
 
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Her sense of self importance. At least Kate Strangio has the media contacting her. No friends posting in her trailer.
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The living embodiment of the meme.
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and this:
 
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BunchofMunch said:
This is the absolute saddest pooner. She seems incredibly lonely, she's tiny and she's just looking more and more disfigured each time you see her. I really wonder what happened to her to make her into...whatever the fuck this is.
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Something we've been learning on this board ever since the discovery of Trench Torso, the black FTMs are comparatively rare, but holy shit they are waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay more fucked up.
 
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After the recent article in The Advocate about a gay men's campground banning doods, the subject of pooner inclusion in gay male spaces has been a topic on gay Twitter. It seems the tide is turning among gay men, with more openly saying "no, actually, I don't want to munch hairy minge."

It started with this street-shitter screenshotting Simon's posts. Nikhil deleted this post after getting a lot of backlash:
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This brought the pooners out of the woodwork, and led to some of the most insane statements I have ever seen from pooners:
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Telling a gay man he can't tell if he's ever fucked a woman... uh huh. Right.

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Only liking dick = bigotry and "sex essentialism," apparently. LOL.
 
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Personally, I can't help but wonder why the li'l pooner decided to shave the odal rune, of all things, into her troon friend's hair.
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A common neo-nazi symbol that can be discreetly hidden under longer hair – are thetransjesus and "Shay" (which is a very traditional Dutch name, of course) actually 4chan crypto-nazi tranners? 🤔

Hamplanet Fitness said:
Lil dood calls gay men "GRIDS" and "subhuman" for rejecting her sisters:

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The pooner:
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I just remembered why I ended up losing any trace of sympathy for pooners I once had.

(The REAL) Jack Torrance said:
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>>>"I will not let my self expression be dictated by those who are boring and sad"
>>>"nipple" tattoos

Wow, how quirky and unique and ironically self-aware.

I'm seriously convinced that pooning out is just the latest, most extreme form of "not like the other girls" syndrome for at least a certain subset of pooners.

Potato Burrito said:
Pooners do this to an extent too but for many it's this roundabout way of giving themselves permission to do things they think women can't or shouldn't do.
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I have a personal theory that this is at least partially the motivation for a good proportion of troons as well – I get the vibe that, in many cases, trooning out is just a pretext for casting off the rules of society. It would explain why so many troons go from being autistic, repressed losers to gross sex pests.

BunchofMunch said:
This is the absolute saddest pooner. She seems incredibly lonely, she's tiny and she's just looking more and more disfigured each time you see her. I really wonder what happened to her to make her into...whatever the fuck this is.
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To be fair, I probably wouldn't want to be a woman either if my ancestral homeland was the world capital of female genital mutilation.
 
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Bloo said:
“WhAt dOeS tHaT eVeN mEaN????” They aren’t so unbelievably retarded that they don’t know what that means. Come on, now. I know they’re idiots but they aren’t this stupid.
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They know. Fun game: see if these pooners have any social media accounts. See what fan communities they follow. See what art they reblog. Guaranteed you'll see male genitalia and a lot of it, and they fucking know what it means.
CoolFool said:
That one pooner already had a response to this, her strapon dick isn't messy like those darn CIS penises.
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"It stays hard all the time"
The draw is that it's "alive" and not a piece of silicone. It's human connection. The fact you need a silicone dildo to be equal to a man says more about you, not those "floppy dicks" you hate.
Dolly Brooks said:
On a post about lying to doctors about your real sex:
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"Sexual dimorphism is due to hormones"

Tell that to your bladder, which is 2/3rds the size of males, to your liver, your kidney function, your spleen, your heart, even the fucking bacteria in your mouth. Some Troon scientists like Simon Sun argue that hormones don't affect or dictate your sex at all.

"Average male amount of fat" and you don't get male adipose fat tissue. You won't get male pores. You being treated as a male in medicine WILL ACTUALLY KILL YOU but go ahead, be like that pooner that had abdominal pains, was treated as a man, and bam, it was a miscarriage. Whoopsie.
 
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The REALEST pooner has some thoughts:

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Hmm… Sure sucks that some strangers attacked her, held her down while scarring her everywhere, and then forced her to pretend she’s a man and date homos.

I keep hearing there’s a loneliness epidemic among men. I’m sure there’s plenty of takers for a mildly damaged girl with some self harm scars. But lil dood decided to play life on hardcore.

“Nah dood! You’re TOUGH AS NAILS MAN!”
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Why yes… Lord knows that the lil doods just endure their pain in stoic silence. And doesn’t run to Reddit for other women to support them, every time someone notices their LARP.

Can’t help but feel some sympathy for this pooner. Yeah, all of her problems are self inflicted, but she still has some maturity and willingness to embrace hard facts that is rare for her kind.
 
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Hamplanet Fitness said:
Telling a gay man he can't tell if he's ever fucked a woman... uh huh. Right.
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Tide never turned, gay men never accepted pooners, which is BS.
Gay men shouldn't be allowed to have their own exclusive, transphobic spaces as long as women can't have their basic human rights. I hope pooners act like men for once and harass these faggots for their wicked hateful, facist rhetoric. Or does only matter when its against women?
 
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Dolly Brooks said:
I can’t believe I missed this… Turns out I turn into a real boi when I throw on Willie Nelson and Marty Robbins. Seriously, I don’t know how we went from “you can like stuff even though you’re ____” and circled right back to “if you play with Hot Wheels, you’re a secret boy.” It’s the hashtags, isn’t it?

On a post about lying to doctors about your real sex:
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I’ve been seeing a lot of MTFs say “WE’RE LITERALLY BIOLOGICALLY FEMALE, CHECKMATE,” not so much from the FTMs. Good to see they’re getting in on the action.
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"sex is immutable or some radfem bunk" lmao. Everything she says here is bonkers. The last paragraph is especially hilarious because if anything, it's the other way around. Giving a pooner a dose fitting for a male patient can be dangerous.

I pity the doctors who deal with these people. You can't ask anything because that's transphobic, but if you just act accordingly to the sex they claim they are you might do a serious harm, which you'd be responsible for. When will this madness end already?
 
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Imagine being so buck brain broken that: “Should I stop cross sex hormones or risk cancer!?” Is even a question.

LIL DOOD GETS BREAST CANCER! Mother Nature is one based bitch.
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Fuck just taking away medical transition. These people need to lose the right to vote and make any important decisions for themselves as well.
 
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