Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[Mad_Dog]

Pooner art is allowed, right? I saw some of the other posts and I just have to say that this stuff won't stop them from being seen as a girl.

Spoiler: Kirby poons

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Now for the girly pooner:
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What the FUCK have you done to Kirby? Delete that shit.

 

[Drive-by Farts]

People were talking about how quickly the crazy-eye lawyer flipped sides. Leaving any potential BPD aside, many aspects of the modern left are built upon denying obvious, readily observed realities. Trans ideology is the most blacks-and-white clear example of this, we all know what males and females are in mammals. Many on the left get a smug sense of superiority from self-duping, as if denying observable facts make them very intelligent. But the thing is, deep down they KNOW a lot of their beliefs are false, even while violently espousing those beliefs. That’s why when leftists flip, they flip fast - they never believed 75% of the crap they spew, it’s all done for clout and social reasons.

 

[EllenDrawsRapeOfHerHaters]

What the FUCK have you done to Kirby? Delete that shit.

I don't think so. I think some of these are cute.

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

I understand all of those words individually, but not together like that. And I probably don't want to.

I think it's like what Nick Rekieta has

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

There's something deeply wrong with you. Either you're a tranny yourself, a particularly virulent incel, or you just ain't that bright. Which one is it, smoothbrain?

She's a proto-pooner. It has come up before. Just enjoy the show.

 

[Kalsarikännit]

There's something deeply wrong with you. Either you're a tranny yourself, a particularly virulent incel, or you just ain't that bright. Which one is it, smoothbrain?

She’s a mentally ill (former?) pooner

 

[Ruined by the Rain]

She’s a mentally ill (former?) pooner

I'm a mentally ill woman. I never pooned because unlike them I know you can't change sex

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

There are apparently subs for straight pooners. Shall we check how they're doing?
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"Please don't judge me for my relationship because she's not real."

I found another sub called DysphoriaPosting I wasn't aware of before.
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The pooners are not okay.

"Disphoria" is what they call the surviving part of their conscience that is not yet fully killed by the dellusion. It shows them briefs glimpses of self awareness that they can't endure.

"stop, you are hurting yourself, you will never be a real man because thats just a fantasy, you are taking the fetish too far"
OMG how do i overcome my disphoria and continue ruining my life without guilt! HALP

 

[Slideshow Bill]

Look at her other tiktok videos for comparison. It's very subtle don't get me wrong but her expression is different.
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I see a difference. She still looks wacked out of her mind but some stress and pressure has released. She doesn't look as tense. She looks more exhausted and sad.

Apologies if this has already been posted, but I just saw this lunacy and had to share.
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She's acting like her feelings are so deep and hard to understand when she can be read like a book. Through lurking in radfem spaces, it's commonly expressed that femininity feels like/is a performance. She's uncomfortable with how women are viewed in society and the expectations and sexualizations that are placed on her. She sees her breasts as a feminine accessory and not a part of her body so that's why she's more comfortable with her femaleness on stage, because she's playing a sexy, feminine character. In her day to day life, she doesn't want to be seen as a sexy, feminine character, just a person, but her internalized misogyny won't let her think that women are also people. Add COVID brain breaking and you get a poon. The other side of the coin are these TIFs like below who can't cope sexism and go full Total Femoid Suicide trooncel.

There are apparently subs for straight pooners. Shall we check how they're doing?
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"Please don't judge me for my relationship because she's not real."

I found another sub called DysphoriaPosting I wasn't aware of before.
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The pooners are not okay.

 

[TruffleSpark]

Trans ideology is the most blacks-and-white clear example of this, we all know what males and females are in mammals. Many on the left get a smug sense of superiority from self-duping, as if denying observable facts make them very intelligent. But the thing is, deep down they KNOW a lot of their beliefs are false, even while violently espousing those beliefs. That’s why when leftists flip, they flip fast - they never believed 75% of the crap they spew, it’s all done for clout and social reasons.

There's also this "frog in boiling water" effect where it gets gradually more insane the more you get involved with it. And as it has gotten more and more mainstream the more insane stuff has come more and more to the forefront. I used to believe in the "there is sex, and then there is gender" version of trans ideology that they are gradually phasing out. I didn't think humans could change sex, but I thought "transwomen" had some sort of female essence that was separate to men. I've seen quite a few detrans people who left the community because they saw the newer, more insane stuff coming through and tried to fight back against it, only to be labelled as transphobic bigots.

This process where a seemingly benign set of beliefs is gradually revealed to be something more insane and sinister is normal for cults. Hendricks still seems to be in the "what about the real transsexuals who actually have dysphoria, we need more gatekeeping to separate them from the people who shouldn't transition" stage of peaking. I think we all go through it, some of us get stuck there. It's not unusual for someone leaving a cult to still hold onto the metaphysics of the group they left. Former Scientologists often continue to believe in dianetics even after they realize that they've been part of a giant pyramid scheme run by sociopaths.

 

[Magic Pickle]

Litigious little lady: a TiF resents that her parents chose not to mutilate her when they had the chance, and now she must bear a physical scarlet letter forevermore. If we lived in a just society, she thinks, then she would be allowed to sue them! I wonder what family reunions look like for you and your kin, OP?
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I wish I could sue my parents for medical neglect​

I came out as trans when I was a child (clinically diagnosed with gender incongruency just before I turned 13) and my parents had years of opportunity to get me testosterone or hormone blockers but chose not to. Being a child I had no self-advocacy when it came to medical decisions like that. I went through the entirity of female puberty under the impression that I would be able to "reverse" most of it as an adult, but I haven't be able to reverse everything. It feels like my body is ruined by their stupid decision. It feels like my life is over before it's even begun.
I truly, truly believed that I would be able to undo everything that was done against my will when I was a child. I thought I would be able to undo all of this but I can't. It's irreversible, permanent damage to my life and my psyche that I have to live with for the rest of my life. All because my parents didn't care enough about me.
I have spent tens of thousands of dollars undoing the results of a medical event that could have been prevented so easily when I was a child. I am suffering every day from their decision but my parents have no regret whatsoever. I am spending my own money to fix their mistakes. I feel like I should be allowed to sue them for this shit. They should be forced to pay to fix the damage their neglegence has done to me.
If I was AMAB and my parents forced me to act like a girl and go through female puberty, I would be a news headline. But because I'm AFAB I'm just a delusional little woman. My life was fucking over before it even began.

When I was but a gentler pickle, I pitied "gay trans men", for it seemed tragic and pathetic to be so convinced of your own inequality you could only envision a relationship with a man through some sort of bullshit porno-fujoshi lens. But now I realize they're just as gross as their AGP counterparts, so I find them very funny! Now let's all have a laugh together at the Lifetime melodrama this one wrote out! (What's the emotional equivalent of writing this one-handed, because that's seriously how it comes across.)
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I couldn’t care less about being openly trans, but I desperately wish I could be openly gay.​

I set this to transphobia but there’s homophobia too and probably some internalized and fearful aspects of both.
Also trigger warning of sudden death of a loved one
I have been living openly as a man at least part of the way since 2012, in college. One of the things that took me a while to realize I was trans when I was a teen was that I was predominately attracted to men. But not in the sense of being their girlfriend, that dynamic was always “off” and the best relationships I had were the ones where it honestly felt like we were gay. I have a slew of exes leading up to 2012 that are gay now, and one jokes that he still counts as being gold star because I was still a guy even if I didn’t know it (he’s a sweetheart!).
So a part of my “man-ness” has been deeply connected to my gayness. Because yeah I’m a guy, but I’m a trans gay guy. The gay part feels like a greater and more influential adjective than the trans part.
I’m also binary in my relationship with my body. I strongly support my non-binary siblings and firmly believe that gender like everything else can be fluid and is fluid for many people. But at the end of the day, I have a traditionally binary relationship with how I feel and interact with my body. I’m not super macho, and I blend the edges but I feel like I do gender nonconforming things and have gender nonconforming preferences while still identifying as a “man”. Kinda like how just because a guy may paint his nails or like flowers that doesn’t mean he’s trans. I would be gender nonconforming if I had been born assigned male, but I wouldn’t identify as trans/nonbinary
So for me, the trans part that affects me the most is my physical body and I hate it. I don’t want to wave a trans flag because it reminds me of my dysphoria and pain, but I’d fight for anyone else to fly it if it affirms their identity! It’s just that part isn’t as affirming to me.
So I have about half my friends know I’m trans. Most of them think I’m cis, or at least act like it. I’m stealth at work and in a large part of my private life. And I’m good with that. Some things get complicated like explaining why some things are so important for me to fight, like bringing up politics and protests and being active in that. Honestly I like half my friends thinking I’m just a strong trans ally. And I’ve been in the situation where some have asked me if I was trans and I said yes, I’m not going to deny it but I don’t want to broadcast it because it hurts. Like not everyone with ADHD wants to broadcast their stuff either (which is another community I’m in and I broadcast mine lolol).
So all of that is to say, I don’t need to be visibly and openly trans to feel content in my identity.
The gay part though, that’s the part that hurts so much.
I want to be openly gay in every facet of my life.
My family is its own thing, but all my friends know I’m gay. I’m openly gay in my private life, and don’t try to hide on my way to gay bars or gay events. I’m single, and the trans part complicates dating, but it doesn’t the bar part. But I’m quiet around my neighbors, and I’m dead silent at work.
My company has a good lgbtq policy, so even though I’m in a conservative state in the American south I’m protected. And the city is liberal too, so that helps. But my profession tends to be more traditional. I’m a senior controls engineer. I do projects for heavy industry and the government. My manager knows my full identity and it sucks so much that due to the current administration I can’t be on some federal projects now. (Although honestly there’s a bunch I don’t want any part of). And now our customers are removing DEI and quietly the protections that went along with it. It’s 2017 all over again and I feel like I’m suffocating.
And I’m one of the few unmarried ones on my team, and most of the interdepartmental teams I work with are skewed to being older and they have kids my age, in their 30s and early 40s. All appropriate ages to date. And my coworkers, bless their heart, try to get me to meet their single daughters. And they ask me if I did anything over the weekend or if I’m going to bring a date to the company party or all these things. And everyone is getting married on the lower teams and everyone is having their first or second child.
And if I had a partner right now I don’t know if I would put his photo on my desk. It’s a big part of the company culture to do that, like everyone shows off their family. Everyone is het. It’s all oh look at my grand baby, look at my toddler, look at my fiancée. Then it’s me with nothing on my desk but a calendar.
Formally id be protected. But I’ve been in the situation before where I’ve let the wrong thing slip then you never get treated the same. You never get treated with the same respect. I’ve gone into the restroom, to the stall, only to see old coworkers decide to leave the bathroom entirely then go in after me. They never said anything but I knew it’s because they learned I had a boyfriend. That was at my old job.
I hear the way some of them talk about queer people. They have no idea I’m in the same community. I politely change the subject and say well no one is hurting anyone we have to respect people and they say ah yeah I guess you’re right. So like there’s hope, and I’m proud I can push back.
But I just want to yell and say “GUESS WHAT YOU JACKASS, I’M A F*G TOO!”
I want to be able to honestly answer when they ask if I was on any dates. I don’t want to have to keep swapping pronouns.
I lost an ex. He died suddenly last year. I really did love him but we just wanted different things in life so we couldn’t do long term. God I wanted it desperately though. I wouldn’t move though, I wanted to be close to take care of my parents and he was tired of living in the south. He loved and saw me as a man when I was still learning to see myself as one. And I loved him so much. I always thought maybe we could try again. But he died and it destroyed me.
I kept telling myself I had no right to let myself hurt so bad. We were separated and I know it wouldn’t have worked out. We were still friends but it hurt so much more than that. I realized I was still in love with him and I should have went with him and be braver. I have a habit of hiding and he didn’t, and wouldn’t.
And I asked time off from work, because he was in a coma for a few days before. And I was just so sad. And my coworkers could see things were wrong and they asked me if I was ok, and I said one of my best friends had died. But it went beyond that. They’d say oh they’re sorry to hear that then just go back to normal conversation and I just couldn’t keep up.
I never told any of them, even my close work friends, that he had been an ex and that I loved him still and that’s why I’m a mess. Because I already used his pronouns.
And I’m just so mad at myself. I just want to be out. But I’m afraid that if they realize I’m gay they’re realize I’m trans too. I’m good with them knowing I’m gay. I want to be open. But I don’t want them to know I’m trans. I can’t handle that. I don’t want it to come up. And with the way politics is I know it would. I have zero state enforced protections for the trans part. I wish I could flip a switch and get rid of that part and be just a gay man.
And I know it’s internalized trans phobia and fear. Like I should be able to reframe it to where I’m not just my body and all this other shit. But I don’t want to be constantly reminded that everything fucking hurts and doesn’t fit right.
And it’s preventing me from embracing my actual affirming identity of being a gay man. And it just hurts
I’m not sure what to do or if I will ever do anything
I don’t know if technically i even need to do anything. Like I know I don’t owe coworkers information about my private life.
But something in me broke when I had to stop myself from acknowledging that a man I had loved had died. Like there was always a second chance floating after we separated and stayed friends. But now it’s gone. And I just wonder if it would hurt him to know even after all that I didn’t have the guts to say that, to say “my close ex died, we were still good friends, his name was ***”
I’m a career guy. I don’t want to climb every ladder but I have climbed a lot. I lead projects. I’m important in the company. So company stuff is important to me. When I worked other jobs I wouldn’t have cared. Like shit it’s just a job, but part of my work is my identity. I’m one of those assholes haha, and I strongly wouldn’t recommend it. There’s more important things in life so you shouldn’t get as focused on shit like I did.
And I think something has to change. Because if my career is important to my identity and it’s the last part that I’m closeted in even after over a decade then I’ve got to do something. I don’t want to go another decade like this. I don’t want to accidentally treat anyone else like I did my ex, I don’t want to ever lie by omission again about someone I cared about so deeply.
And it suck’s too because you can’t just throw the office door open and stand on a desk and say hey guys I’m gay. It would be slow and a few people at a time if it was anything. Or a photo on the desk. But I’m single and idk
It’s just so frustrating and it goes beyond just being trans or just being gay or just being binary. I just want to sleep for a week everytime I think about it.

Dudes, don't you fucking hate it when dumb women bitch cunts invalidate your heckin' identity because they don't feel inherently unsafe in your presence? I've been stamping my feet and pouting but nobody gives me any respect for it! What's a li'l dood gotta do around here to make these chicks scared?
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“I Could Tell You’re A Trans Man B/C You Respect Women’s Boundaries”​

I had a girl today at my job tell me she knew I was a trans man because I worry a lot about women's boundaries. (I accidentally touched her thigh when I was trying to reach for something and I apologized like 10 times)WHAT??MF I CANT WIN. I CANT WIN. DO I HAVE TO START BEING MEAN TO WOMEN???! THEN WILL PEOPLE SAY "oh that guy has to be cis"LIKE WHAT TF DO YOU WANT FROM ME
And you might be like “oh she’s saying you’re respectful that’s a good thing,” I’m sorry if this is rude but idc man. First of all, not all trans men respect woman’s boundaries, and not all cis men violate women’s boundaries. Just because trans men are probably less likely to do it because many of them probably know what it’s like to experience it, I’d rather you not remind me that I was born a woman, thank you.This also just feels like infantilization .. like “omg you’re so respectful that’s how I knew you weren’t cis,” like putting cis men down to lift me up? Thanks for telling me you don’t see me as a real man.

 

[Chandelier]

Meet Austin Spears, aka Antifabussy, who is now selling pics of herself for a cheap $3. Or, you can save yourself the trouble (or not) by using this scraper. This FTM firebrand is 5'1, and sounds like a choking frog when fucked.

Spoiler: Cheaper than Taco Bell

That legendary T-dick:


Posing in the "convertible" her simps paid for:

Can't even clean up the lot, lmao.

You can clock her just from the length of the forearm:

And these back shots. They can't hide that delicate female arch in the spine:


This description really sells it:

Here she is with another FTM performer:

They may not be punching Nazis, but they sure are taking their fists!

 

[Mad_Dog]

Meet Austin Spears, aka Antifabussy, who is now selling pics of herself for a cheap $3. Or, you can save yourself the trouble (or not) by using this scraper. This FTM firebrand is 5'1, and sounds like a choking frog when fucked.

Spoiler: Cheaper than Taco Bell

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That legendary T-dick:
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Posing in the "convertible" her simps paid for:
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Can't even clean up the lot, lmao.

You can clock her just from the length of the forearm:
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And these back shots. They can't hide that delicate female arch in the spine:
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This description really sells it:
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Here she is with another FTM performer:
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They may not be punching Nazis, but they sure are taking their fists!

Who's more pathetic, the one degrading herself to selling $3 testo-pussy? Or the ones degenerate enough to buy it?

 

[Ruined by the Rain]

Who's more pathetic, the one degrading herself to selling $3 testo-pussy? Or the ones degenerate enough to buy it?

In this case it's definitely the buyer

 

[JaneThough]

When I was but a gentler pickle, I pitied "gay trans men", for it seemed tragic and pathetic to be so convinced of your own inequality you could only envision a relationship with a man through some sort of bullshit porno-fujoshi lens. But now I realize they're just as gross as their AGP counterparts, so I find them very funny! Now let's all have a laugh together at the Lifetime melodrama this one wrote out! (What's the emotional equivalent of writing this one-handed, because that's seriously how it comes across.)
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This reads like massive cope. Girl, it’s ok to be the girl gay guys fuck on their way to self discovery. It happens. It doesn’t make you a man.

 

[Kujo Jotaro]

It's unnatural to ascend. In nature you can't become better than what you started of as. You can always descent. It's why pooning is a dead end and an abomination, even compared to trooning. A product of the modern age.

Darwinisms proliferation through culture has been an unmitigated disaster for the overall psychological and intellectual health of society.

Almost all major changes in the history of mankind is from violence. If you're unwilling to fight for what you believe in you will never achieve anything significant

I'm no historian, hell I wouldn't even call myself a history buff, but I can instantly spot an opinion about history that was informed solely by the history channel and public schooling. Posting this type of shit is embarrassing, you should be embarrassed of your retard takes.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

Here she is with another FTM performer:

That other pooner looks to be Hannah "Apollo Moon" Harader, who joined the 41%.

 

[Paper Machete]

"Help! I'm a woman and wish to be impregnated! But woe, woe is me, men just don't seem to want to date a hairy woman who wants to be treated like she's a gay man but also be impregnated and cared for since she--he, I mean, cannot financially support a baby on 'his' own! Help!"

A lot of pooners sure do seem to be obsessed with getting preggers. Which leads me to my newest discovery that I will curse you all with...FTM impregnation fetish/kink sub. I'm only screenshotting the titles because they're otherwise just pictures, GIFs, and videos which are 100% COMPLETELY HARAM VERY ILLEGAL AND EVIL!

 

[Ruined by the Rain]

A lot of pooners sure do seem to be obsessed with getting preggers. Which leads me to my newest discovery that I will curse you all with...FTM impregnation fetish/kink sub. I'm only screenshotting the titles because they're otherwise just pictures, GIFs, and videos which are 100% COMPLETELY HARAM VERY ILLEGAL AND EVIL!

That sub traumatized me. There's actually pregnant posters that got impregnated from hook ups and I fear for their children.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

"Help! I'm a woman and wish to be impregnated! But woe, woe is me, men just don't seem to want to date a hairy woman who wants to be treated like she's a gay man but also be impregnated and cared for since she--he, I mean, cannot financially support a baby on 'his' own! Help!"

A lot of pooners sure do seem to be obsessed with getting preggers. Which leads me to my newest discovery that I will curse you all with...FTM impregnation fetish/kink sub. I'm only screenshotting the titles because they're otherwise just pictures, GIFs, and videos which are 100% COMPLETELY HARAM VERY ILLEGAL AND EVIL!

It makes sense if you ignore all the tranny justifications and look at it this way: these are women who have failed at being women. They can't figure out how to just be, so they keep flailing around in attempts to reconstruct someone else's "being." Some people are gay man hoes, you could try that. Or some people are porn stars, maybe try that instead. Some women are submissive tradwives, how about that?

It's cluster B all the way down cap'n.