Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[Mad_Dog]

Crucify filthy zippertits. Throw pooners into active volcanoes. Stir fry doods in a wok. Judo throw gaydens into a wood chipper.

I'm saving this as a prompt for a future, uncensored AI video generator.

 

[Zemblan Physics]

Semper Fi, @Magic Pickle for the curated Reddit-posts! But damn, every single one of them reads like it’s been written by a 12-year-old. It makes me so angry with the zeitgeist and the captured institutions that have allowed these literal children and retarded young adults to destroy their lives.

The only thing keeping my head from exploding is the fact that the posters also are incredibly smug and hive-minded. Makes me think we’re not losing our best to this madness?

 

[gaysexenjoyer]

every single one of them reads like it’s been written by a 12-year-old

I mean either physically or mentally, that's usually accurate.

 

[cybertoaster]

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This doesn't happen, I'd like to see you try to survive in frat house though, I hear they're lgbt inclusive
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How is real life though
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"narcolepsy flared" = became tired
I originally stumbled upon this account through a xitter rabbit hole
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Meet puckmeat, unfunny xittoid who probably botted the follows and despite posting a lot doesn't really have many interesting things to say
(I am not going to post the NSFW here, but for those brave enough you're free to sift through it for horror)

Spoiler: What xe looks like irl

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She transitioned from being a pretty girl to an early 80's twink with AIDS, sad...

and when my friend asked how he can be so cool about it, he said it happens every single day.

How many German and/or Indian tourists do you get over there?

Anyway, got some stories about 80's Sweden?

and being physically helpless when men followed me—so-called “easy mode” as shitty men put it

The life on easy mode meme its about things like no-effort scholarships and job quotas for women not being chased by a bunch of men, and BTW you're still more likely to get beaten half to death in that situation as a man than as a woman.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

She transitioned from being a pretty girl to an early 80's twink with AIDS, sad...

She has crazy BPD eyes though. So I think it's great she essentially put a warning flag on herself, very useful.