Okay damn way worse than I remembered. I forgot to count getting to orbit previously, and this time it looked like around 6900 dV for ejection and the same amount again for injection at Real Solar System scale.
Plus 9300 m/s for getting to orbit and ~3k for landing (which I didn't attempt because it looked boring anyway).
So like 26,100 m/s one-way or 43,000 for a return. Insane just to visit The Moon Again Only Hot.
But I grabbed a Venus lander program at the same time. That was hairy. Turns out I brought
exactly enough RCS to get the heat shield stable under me and the one time I figured it out I came down on the night side.
So I reloaded and cheated in some extra nitrous oxide and fuck I'm glad I did, look at the job they did on those cloud layers (ignore the top layer glitching out as I 5x physics warp through the second descent):
Venereal-1_downscale.mp4
Not pictured: the surface. Because you have to do that yourselves. Not just because I forgot that RTGs obviously generate their own heat when I read the stats, so the one I brought melted, which the parachute was attached to, and I only survived because the chute snagged on an antenna for a while. And then by the time it did come free terminal velocity was so low thanks to the air thickness that lithobreaking didn't destroy anything important.