🐮 Lolcow Theodore Shoebat

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Just goes to show.
You can take the kebab out of the Islamic Content.
But you can't take the Islamic Content out of the Kebab.
 
Unusually, Thoedore seems to have been properly triggered by some of the reaction to his video yesterday which expressed that the victims of the Manchester bombing deserved to die.

There is a longer rant than usual on his website which names and pictures some of those who reacted in amongst all his usual mentions of sodomy. blaming Germany, Western degeneracy, NATO, massacres in Libya etc.

Harvesting hearts:
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Degeneracy:
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Me and God think the same:
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http://shoebat.com/2017/05/24/musli...-other-people-tie-them-up-and-slaughter-them/
http://archive.is/8bnhO
 

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I was questioning the idea that Walid Shoebat was less of a douchebag than this guy, but it's apparently entirely true. This guy is a real piece of shit!

Also, if you were going to pick a name for a fictional crazy person, it would be hard to make up a name that sounded more like a nutjob than "Shoebat."
 
apparently his dad is a fraud:
http://www.cnn.com/2011/US/07/11/terrorism.expert/

"Being an ex-terrorist myself is to understand the mindset of a terrorist," Shoebat told CNN's "Anderson Cooper 360."

But CNN reporters in the United States, Israel and the Palestinian territories found no evidence that would support that biography. Neither Shoebat nor his business partner provided any proof of Shoebat's involvement in terrorism, despite repeated requests.

Back in his hometown of Beit Sahour, outside Bethlehem, relatives say they can't understand how Shoebat could turn so roundly on his family and his faith.

"I have never heard anything about Walid being a mujahedeen or a terrorist," said Daood Shoebat, who says he is Walid Shoebat's fourth cousin. "He claims this for his own personal reasons."

CNN's Jerusalem bureau went to great lengths trying to verify Shoebat's story. The Tel Aviv headquarters of Bank Leumi had no record of a firebombing at its now-demolished Bethlehem branch. Israeli police had no record of the bombing, and the prison where Shoebat says he was held "for a few weeks" for inciting anti-Israel demonstrations says it has no record of him being incarcerated there either.

Shoebat says he was never charged because he was a U.S. citizen.

"I was born by an American mother," he said. "The other conspirators in the act ended up in jail. I ended up released."

He said his own family has vouched for his prison time. But relatives CNN spoke to described him as a "regular kid" who left home at 18, eventually becoming a computer programmer in the United States.
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Shoebat and business partner Keith Davies run several foundations and three websites that are all linked. Shoebat said the major group, the Forum for Middle East Understanding, includes his own Walid Shoebat Foundation.

In tax records filed by Davies, the Forum for Middle East Understanding reported 2009 earnings from speaking engagements, videos and book sales of more than $560,000. The documents are thin on specifics, and so is Shoebat.

"Basically, we are in information, and we do speaking and we do also helping Christians that are being persecuted in countries like Pakistan, and we help Christians that are suffering all throughout the Middle East," he said. Asked how they do that, he said, "None of your business" -- adding that disclosing details could endanger people he was trying to help in Islamic countries that have laws against blasphemy.

Shoebat's name doesn't appear on any of the paperwork. As for his own salary, he said he makes "probably what a gas station makes or a garage makes."

"Everybody thinks I'm just raking in the dough, which is absolutely incorrect," he said. He referred details to Davies, who offered to provide a copy of the group's tax returns -- but didn't. When asked who served on the foundation's board of advisers, Davies gave "Anderson Cooper 360" the name of a former pilot, who didn't return phone calls. But he could not name the high-ranking military officers he said were on the board.
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Theodore the Shoebat is my OC, donut steal. He has quicker running shoes than Sonic and doesn't afraid of anything.
 
For someone so homophobic, he sure does obsess at length about gay sex.
 
Something tells me Theo's dad don't have much to do at weekends. His latest missive goes past 14,000 words (I kid you not).

The TL/DR - Dad Shoebat really hates Turkey, something about 7 shepherds coming to save us, and he likes it when Christian women dress like Islams.

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No you fool, these are not Muslim they are Russian Orthodox. God is not concerned about the Hijab as you think,
He is more concerned about the state of the heart

http://shoebat.com/2017/05/27/milli...nd-fight-against-the-muslim-nation-of-turkey/
http://archive.is/xOhjH
 
For all the railing against Islam this breed of Christian extremist does, they sure want to emulate radical Islam. Executing gays? Check. Subjugating women? Check. Outlawing dissent and forcing a belief system on people? Check and mate. Just flip "Christ" to "Allah" in this guy's rants and you lose nothing. Also, he's not Christian. I'm sure he believes he is, but he's putting the Old Testament above the New Testament, and by definition, that means you're not Christian. Also, he seems to have skipped over the part about "love God above all others, and love thy neighbor as thyself". I actually watch this asshole a lot because I'm seriously concerned he's going to go shoot up a mosque or abortion clinic or some other place he considers immoral.

And yes, for someone who hates gay people, he sure talks about same-sex relations a lot. Nobody but fundies thinks about sex as much as they do.
 
Tim Buckley said:
So how long til someone exposes him as an actual gigantic faggot?
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A better question would be, So how long til he ever leaves his house. Seriously, there are no pictures of this guy anywhere on the internet showing him outside. When he's not making videos about killing faggots he spends his entire life locked away inside his house with the blinds down fantasising about Jesus cumming inside of him while he has a crucifix stuck up his ass..
 
This is quite the interesting fella, I'm excited to see where he goes on his extremely bizarre gay crusade.
 
The Kebab and Calculator said:
Theo's latest bizarre tirade is his theory that Angela Merkel is priming Germany for the Fourth Reich, and using immigrants to achieve that.

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http://shoebat.com/2017/05/29/angel...-into-our-own-hands-and-fight-for-our-future/
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The thing is, he's advocating for the extermination of whole groups of people just like the Nazis did. Why would it bother him if Merkel was going Nazi? He afraid since he's brown he's gonna get herded into the camps? And Merkel is pointing out that relying on someone with an ocean and part of a continent between you isn't the best idea.
 
This guy knows that the Crusades were failures correct? The Children's Crusade 1212 being one of the worst? (not actually done by just children, but the dredges of society)
 
Anonymus Fluhre said:
This guy knows that the Crusades were failures correct? The Children's Crusade 1212 being one of the worst? (not actually done by just children, but the dredges of society)
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The First Crusade was pretty successful, actually, and took Jerusalem.

Crusading II: Electric Boogaloo wasn't as successful, and the rest were ghastly failures. The Children's Crusade, of course, ended up with most of the participants sold off into slavery (at least if that actually happened).
 
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