Lolcow They cloned Chris. THEY CLONED CHRIS!!!!

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24isthehighestnumber said:
Does chris rock back and forth like this guy does? Between the delusions, dressing and looking like geriatric eccentric (I'm trying to be generous here) women, shamelessly living in a filth, and being morbidly out of shape, this could be Chris in five more years. That is, if Chris took a rigorous course of speech therapy.
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Chris does seem to stim, but not very often. This is probably due to him not having received the therapy he needed as a child.
 
BillRiley said:
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Holy GodBear...I think this guy lives in my town!
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You live in minnesota? His name is matty jei/maddy jei and is a trannay. I swear they might as well hand the transgender diagnosis with the autism one. :lol:
 
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introman said:
BillRiley said:
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Holy GodBear...I think this guy lives in my town!
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You live in minnesota? His name is matty jei/maddy jei and is a trannay. I swear they might as well hand the transgender diagnosis with the autism one. :lol:
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Yah hey. I saw either him or someone uncannily like him at a bus stop three or four months ago. I remember thinking at the time: "Cripes, that guy sure looks a lot like Chris-Ch­an." Maybe he was just passing through. Well, okay, I hope he was just passing through.
 
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Yep, it's confirmed. All these spergs were caused by MK Ultra-level CIA ops to show how far they can push the mental disability limit for laughs during review meetings.

Chris, JustinRPG, A-Log, this guy... all part of the ops.

Or Godlike Productions has destroyed my cognitive functions.
 
So, it seems that Chris's belief of belonging to some kind of conspiracy turned out to have been TRUE and HONEST all this time. He was just wrong about his status inside said conspiracy. He's not the victim, he's one of the main catalysts.
 
Pretty sure I spy a HEXBOX inside this guy's filthy dwelling. Also this is Minnesota...Alec Benson Leary, is that you?
 
Ugh... what is it with these types of manchildren and their inabilities to properly bathe, have decent hair, or in general just take care of themselves? I don't care if "there's a kink for that" or that "there's someone for everyone." There has to be a point when someone stops finding these traits and/or these people unattractive. (Certainly happened with me and my Chris-alike.)
 
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introman said:
BillRiley said:
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Holy GodBear...I think this guy lives in my town!
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You live in minnesota? His name is matty jei/maddy jei and is a trannay. I swear they might as well hand the transgender diagnosis with the autism one. :lol:
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Just wanted to mention that I like my little pony and have autism, but I am nothing like chris, and am very definitely my own gender. Just wanted to put that out there.

Though its people like this guy who are the reason I am not a brony though. That fandom is getting all kind of creepy.
 
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At first I thought it was just a harmless cartoon with talking horses. Then the fandom got really weird.
 
The resemblance is quite uncanny. That's all I have to say.
 
champthom said:
The resemblance is quite uncanny. That's all I have to say.
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Are you absolutely sure that this isn't a joke? Really, from the hair, to the filthy room, to the immaturity...everything is just too close to home for this to be a coincidence!
 
At first I thought it was going to be a parody of Chris. Then I watched more and more of it and realized... :o This has to be a long lost half-brother of Chris.
 
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