Things that I, Joshua "Null" Moon, would like to do but cannot

[OlgaOfKiev]

On this week's MATI show, Null mentioned that he is starting a supplement regimen consisting of vitamin D3 + K2. While Null claims this will help him, deep down, he knows he should be taking colloidal silver instead. Null, living in a second-world country, is unable to get his hands on this miracle supplement in order to reap the benefits of not only increased energy/confidence, but also immune system support and weight loss. I even hear that the more you take of it, the greater its effects.

It is a good thing that Ethan Ralph doesn't read these threads, or else he might start taking colloidal silver to really own his haters (especially Null). Imagine, the virgin vitamin Null versus the chad colloidal silver Ralphamale. I bet Null would never recover from this if it were to occur.

 

[Drama Fan]

Why are so many here seriously giving null advice on how to do these things?

Skydiving is pretty fun to be honest, and it's definitely worth trying at some point if you have a few hundred bucks and are less than a few hundred pounds in weight. It's only made sweeter when you can own a virgin incel like Joshua Conner Moon at the same time

 

[Hambubger]

On this week's MATI show, Null mentioned that he is starting a supplement regimen consisting of vitamin D3 + K2. While Null claims this will help him, deep down, he knows he should be taking colloidal silver instead. Null, living in a second-world country, is unable to get his hands on this miracle supplement in order to reap the benefits of not only increased energy/confidence, but also immune system support and weight loss. I even hear that the more you take of it, the greater its effects.

It is a good thing that Ethan Ralph doesn't read these threads, or else he might start taking colloidal silver to really own his haters (especially Null). Imagine, the virgin vitamin Null versus the chad colloidal silver Ralphamale. I bet Null would never recover from this if it were to occur.

Wouldn't it be cheaper to just take his ass outside and get some sun?

Ralph would rather drink gasoline to own the broke dick farms

 

[5t3n0g0ph3r]

Among things that Joshua "Null" Moon would like to do is learn to drink whiskey that's been lit on fire.
A neat trick to impress those at parties and other social gatherings, Josh's crippling fear of experimenting with flames has rendered all attempts to master this skill futile.
A shame, really. If only there was someone more experienced with chemical & medicinal experimentation that could lead by example.....

 

[Null]

I just thought about how much i want a dog, and I think pitbulls are super awesome. All the famous black people I know have pitbulls.

 

[Dyn]

I just thought about how much i want a dog, and I think pitbulls are super awesome. All the famous black people I know have pitbulls.

Pitbulls are honestly really easygoing dogs, but if you're not an attentive person and haven't dealt with dangerous breeds before they can blindside you because their body languages are so muted. Maybe go for one of those stumpity little Staffordshire Pit mixes to be safe.

 

[Double Dee]

I just thought about how much i want a dog, and I think pitbulls are super awesome. All the famous black people I know have pitbulls.

Nah, pits can be some real chill dogs. At least get a Rottweiler if you're going to emulate famous people.

Shit, why even get a dog in that case? Go the Joe Exotic route and find some big cat to own!

 

[Fìddlesticks]

It must kill Josh to not have a tank full of ill tempered mutated sea bass.

Or have a unguarded mandoline

 

[KKKaan]

Joshua "Null" Moon would love to own a tiger or any other large cats, but thankfully the europoor countries that he lives in doesn't give him the freedom™ to do so.

 

[Jack Awful]

I just thought about how much i want a dog, and I think pitbulls are super awesome. All the famous black people I know have pitbulls.

Nah, true gangsters raise venomous snakes like rattlers and copperheads. No cage or anything, just let them roam around the house free because it proves you're in charge.

 

[5t3n0g0ph3r]

Nah, true gangsters raise venomous snakes like rattlers and copperheads. No cage or anything, just let them roam around the house free because it proves you're in charge.

Bro, those are pussy snakes.
True gangsters would get black mambas.
It's a shame @Null can't travel to Africa to catch them with his bare hands.
If only a Real Ralphamale would show his prowess at wrangling snakes....

 

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

A cool prank I've always wanted to do was paint a squirt gun black and rob a bank. The cops would think it's really funny when I point it at them and yell, "IT'S JUST PRANK, BRO!" Although the pig mask I'd be wearing might muffle my voice.

 

[deeman]

How to own Ralph - Chapter 1.
Have parents.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I've always wanted to own a pet chimpanzee. They're really smart so they're super easy to take care of and you can just feed them bananas which are dirt cheap. If Ralph got one and had it as his cohost on the killstream I would be eternally felted.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Null, living in a second-world country, is unable to get his hands on this miracle supplement in order to reap the benefits of not only increased energy/confidence, but also immune system support and weight loss. I even hear that the more you take of it, the greater its effects

It makes you turn blue too, like that Papa Smurf dude. Thats gotta be a good ice breaker meeting new people at least.

 

[Velanna]

I was born and raised in Florida and never wrestled a gator. Am also bad Floridian

 

[Buster Scruggs]

I just thought about how much i want a dog, and I think pitbulls are super awesome. All the famous black people I know have pitbulls.

You should get a black one and name it Conald in honor of FedSmoker and his pitbull.

 

[bugmanfaggot]

I just thought about how much i want a dog, and I think pitbulls are super awesome. All the famous black people I know have pitbulls.

i wouldnt get a pit unless you have some young kids around for it to maul to death.

 

[No Life Prince]

I've always had a fond respect for the people that volunteer themselves to be the danger-target while their buddy tries to shoot an apple on their head with an arrow, or throw knives around their body's outline. Especially anyone that's morbidly obsese, as it makes them even braver and cooler since they're a much bigger target to potentially hit.

 

[Daily Affirmation]

The manliest and most based thing you can do is get a hooker, fuck her, smack her around a little and shove her out the truck door without paying. Bitchmade cowards like Chomo Moon will never do this because they are simps who put the pussy on a pedestal and don't know that the true value of a woman is always zero. What's she gonna do about it? Tell her pimp? He'd just nod, sagely, and mutter "game recognize game, son." And if he did take it badly and track you down, one look at your papaw's ring will let him know that you are a Man of Status and are not to be trifled with. He'd probably just ask if you want to sign his Killstream Knockout Krew t-shirt and maybe play some Madden.