Cultcow Thomas Lloyd / SolidMario / LinkSparrow / DarthChaos / Emperorlukesolo / + many more - The misogynist who wants to bang Bart Simpson & murder BlackBusterCritic

[SolidMario]

But you're still gonna be on DA calling me a faggot, right?

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Maybe it's his final goodbye. But we all know he's coming back.

Oh, and before you leave Ryan, jsut thought I'd ask about your thoughts on this:

Spoiler: WARNING: HEUG

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I'm not that Ryan Loomis. There is another.

 

[Ido]

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I'm not that Ryan Loomis. There is another.

How many Ryan Loomis's are out there defending SolidMario though, seems a tad bit unbelievable if you ask me.

 

[Cthulu]

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I'm not that Ryan Loomis. There is another.

How old are you Ryan?

 

[Ryuuzaki (L)]

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I'm not that Ryan Loomis. There is another.

Welcome back

 

[Motherboard]

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I'm not that Ryan Loomis. There is another.

Aww, I knew you loved us.

 

[Lorento]

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I'm not that Ryan Loomis. There is another.

Lol are you serious?

 

[RI 360]

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I'm not that Ryan Loomis. There is another.

request: can you make a drawing of our avatars slaying your interpretation of yourself and post to DA?

 

[AnOminous]

That's my final goodbye.

Do a flip.

 

[Pepsi-Cola]

I don't want to harm any one. That's why I'm leaving. The authorities cannot be involved. They would never understand my pain. No one can.

That's my final goodbye.

So, basically, you're gonna kill yourself because you wanted to fuck Bart Simpson?

Bruh just stop jacking off to simpson porn lol.

 

[AlanRickmanIsDead]

How old are you?

@SolidMario, you ever been in a... in a Turkish prison?

How old are you Ryan?

Ryan, do you like movies about gladiators?

 

[BadaBadaBoom]

I know. It's all wrong. By rights I shouldn't even be here. But I am. It's like in the great stories. The ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger, they were. And sometimes you didn't want to know the end. Because how could the end be happy? How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it's only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer. Those were the stories that stayed with you. That meant something, even if you were too small to understand why. But I think, I do understand. I know now. Folk in those stories had lots of chances of turning back, only they didn't. They kept going. Because they were holding on to something.

What is everyone here holding onto?

OK, we get it, you are in your "angsty teenager phase" and don't want to have sex with Bart Simpson anymore. The question is, what underage cartoon character do you want to have sex with NOW?

 

[SolidMario]

So, basically, you're gonna kill yourself because you wanted to fuck Bart Simpson?

Bruh just stop jacking off to simpson porn lol.

I never said I would kill myself. Because it's not time to leave this earth. I still have answers to find. Things to discover living for.

There's more to my life than just twisted Simpsons fantasies Let that be my true final message to you and everyone else. But what else is there I can fight for? If we make it through this, I'll tell you.

 

[Cthulu]

f we make it through this, I'll tell you.

Why don't you tell us now?

 

[AlanRickmanIsDead]

I never said I would kill myself. Because it's not time to leave this earth. I still have answers to find. Things to discover living for.

There's more to my life than just twisted Simpsons fantasies Let that be my true final message to you and everyone else. But what else is there I can fight for? If we make it through this, I'll tell you.

Ryan, you ever seen a grown man naked?

 

[Ido]

There's more to my life than just twisted Simpsons fantasies Let that be my true final message to you and everyone else. But what else is there I can fight for? If we make it through this, I'll tell you.

We can help if you tell us what the problem is.

 

[Pepsi-Cola]

If we make it through this, I'll tell you.

You can't take Bart with you, leave him behind with the rest of your past.

 

[The Lizard Queen]

Is it just me, or is every word that he types part of a line from a movie or show?

If we make it through this, I'll tell you.

 

[AlanRickmanIsDead]

Is it just me, or is every word that he types part of a line from a movie or show?

Oh really, Vernon? Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion.

 

[WeeGee]

All his "final goodbyes" remind me of how Scott Malkinson was threatening to quit twitter on this week's South Park. http://southpark.cc.com/clips/9fxbga/i-want-to-end-it-all

 

[SolidMario]

OK, we get it, you are in your "angsty teenager phase" and don't want to have sex with Bart Simpson anymore. The question is, what underage cartoon character do you want to have sex with NOW?

I don't care about my sexual fantasies anymore. Underage or not.

Why don't you tell us now?

Okay. That there's good in the world, no matter how cruel it is and what it can do. To find a new purpose in life. Something to really live for that has nothing do with insane fetishes.

That's what I'm fighting for. A future that I can live for. To learn from the mistakes I've made. To forgive myself for all the terrible things I've done.

As to how I could follow through with this. I'll let this video explain all that.

Remember all of this. Remember me not as a freak. But as a man who learned the hard way, that life is not like a fairy tale where anything can happen without consequence.