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BuffDahg__W/ACurl said:
Why was it shit? This is the first forum I've posted on in ages. Maybe I just don't get it I guess. First day on here and I'm covered in troll shot being thrown at me. I'll just go back to quietly observing Russ, Chris, & Terry.Just wanted to have fun and now it's no longer worth it.
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Because we expect info on why someone is a lolcow.

Quite frankly, if you are getting this upset and triggered because of me and @Rumpled Foreskin calling you mean words, this site isn't for you anyway.
 
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I have a possible, if anyone is interested in digging a bit deeper than I did because tbh this person gives me the heebie-jeebies and there's only so much I can take in the name of research. This person came to my attention via Mumsnet, and there's a slight possibly off-topic backstory.

A few years back a man by the name of Brian from Hull joined Mumsnet in order to introduce the women of England to 'yoni' massages that would give them powerful therapeutic orgasms that his wife apparently enjoyed immensely. He even kindly offered to drive around the country helping women experience orgasms, and couldn't understand why they were hesitant to let a random stranger into their homes to finger them for a bit. He got the piss ripped out of him quite spectacularly and the whole incident is now one of Mumsnet's running jokes.

And then just a few days ago, someone started a new thread asking if Brian from Hull had since become Katie from Nottingham, because this Katie person was offering orgasm workshops on Meetup for 150-200 pounds a pop. You do need to provide ID to prove you are a woman in order to participate, though.

https://www.meetup.com/womens-orgasm-workshop/

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Katie is, in her own words, a semi-retired trans lesbian kitten with a masters from Oxford and four degrees, has 26 years of hands-on experience in erotic mind play, and offers powerful yet discrete (sic) orgasms in such diverse places as churches and your local Primark. She also runs a trans pregnancy group on facebook which appears to be mostly MTFs with pillows up their shirts speculating about the future of womb transplants.

Choice quotes from Katie's facebook include:

" I'd love to make some friends - its kind of hard to make them ........ when you think a little more profoundly than most people."

"Its really, really hard to make friends when you're kind of smart."

"If you want to know how to build a hydrogen bomb, how to turn a £10,000 tax bill into a zero tax bill, precisely how I can get pregnant, or even how to build a time machine, then I'm the girl you ask."

"Personal life motto - "Quad Erat Demonstratorum Non Plus, Illigitimi Non Carborundum" (Both phrases are spelt wrongly).

"I'v toured the US as a Thespian, acting alongside a guy who is now a major Hollywood Moviestar"

"I'v backpacked across India and Nepal with my sister at age 10."

"I'v bribed cops carrying Uzi Sub Machine Guns in Kenya"

"I sometimes Reiki my cats - I'm not sure if they notice"

"I get treated as a sex object a lot, which makes it pretty tricky to find a girl who doesn't just want to hop into the sack"

" Iv met several judges socially, and was offered a judgeship that I turned down"

"My humour style is highbrow and witty... I once told a joke in a lecture theatre of 300 students... and received a standing ovation from my students"

"As a child, I was a Chemist, and sold 99% acid to my school (normal stuff is 10%)"

For added effect, you can hear these words of wisdom straight from the horse's mouth on her youtube channel:




What sane person would pass up the chance to experience erotic mindplay for 200 quid from this shining beacon of femininity?


Note: Katie bears a strong resemblence to a personal horrorcow of mine I wrote about in the personal lolcows thread, namely Botherguts. If it wasn't for the English accent I would think it was indeed Botherguts. It's giving me some awfully grim flashbacks.
 
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Yungangelita. She has about a six paged thread on PULL and from what I've gathered, she may have good content for the farms. She is a rich white girl who used to be addicted to xanax and has an obsession with serial killers and lolita (not the JP fashion, either). She says that she's supporting feminism by posting her softcore porno images on instagram and thinks she's a model. She was also featured in one of Melanie Martinez's music videos. She just seems shitty in general and really creepy with her DDLG and pedo vibes.

Also, the MLM Younique has some gooooood shit. I've been considering making a thread myself about it, but I have no idea where to even begin because there is just so much.
 
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This is Mark Marek. He is the edgelord that runs bestgore.com

I have been trying to dig more on him. Most of this is because the kinda person that runs a site like this is that is so damn try hard and edgy on the front end, the back end must have some amazing drama and other dumb shit. I recently found out he made a bitchute account, which makes sense considering the content he uploads. My understanding is the guy is also a super contrarian with all sorts of random political shit too for various random reasons (read to be as edgy as possible for whatever space he is in).

My big issue is I am not sure where else to go or dig from here.
 
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Do you guys remember this article?
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I'd say they're all typical careercows, Meredith in particular. He's a professional student with a history of chimpouts on campuses, worse than the mattress girl.

What about a thread on them, y/n?
 
Timothy Heller. Stalker and ex-friend of Melanie Martinez, she claims Martinez raped her,
with lots of inconsistencies and false dates. Also, makes shitty music.



 
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Any expectation of a salt mine thread for the Great Twitter Purge of 2017 that starts tomorrow? 'Course I'm not sure where you record the sperg out if they're banned from Twitter in the first place. If they actually do ban some antifa, though, the collateral salt from their friends should be spectacular.
 
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I have a minor cow for here with a small op written up in storage

Donald Elson: a user on deviantart and furaffinity with below average artwork, litigious against other users and stealing credit for creations. I've been sort of hesitant to open a real thread on him due to wondering about a lack of content, my own op making skills and lack of knowledge of archiving in case he decides to delete everything if he becomes a subject of interest in this site. I'd be willing to show the current opening I have so far listed below in a spoiler

Donald elson/dreamerdon/donchallenged

Hey, everyone, first serious lolcow thread about a cow I met online. I’ve been hesitant to make this thread due to used to being friends with the guy, not having any archival skills plus feeling this kind of thread could veer into personal army requests territory. If anyone wants to improve the op, offer suggestions and I’ll add them in as soon as possible along with any updates I find

A litigious artcow with decent art compared to the other people discussed under the artcow tag, Don probably wouldn’t warrant a thread if it weren’t for his fondness of bullying other users with copyright claims, dmca strikes on deviantart and generally being a elitist who shuts down easily and just plain arrogance. He can be two faced at times, acting kind to get what he wants, then going into blocks and dmca strikes after he feels the person has outlived their usefulness. There was some drama related to him, me and another user that wishes to remain anonymous for now but I won’t be mentioning it in the op since it’s very powerlevelly and will take away attention from the topic at hand.

As it stands, Don’s art is not bad by any means, just rather bland though his writing his above par than most users on deviantart along with doing comics as well. His behavior of filing bogus dmca strikes, personal attacks on artists he doesn’t like and shutting down to criticism and trying to work out problems on both sides by blocks and deletions make him seem like he sees himself as a corporation and not just a guy on the internet as he is want to do when facing criticism for abandoning people during times of crisis

Age: 37 (probable age as it was stated on his da profile but getting a confirmed age would be preffered)

Email: donelson@gmail (deleted prior to me writing the op. Probably has a new one but I don’t know it at the moment)

Accounts:

Dreamerdon and donchallenged at deviantart: (can’t view these due to being petty blocked a long time ago. The second account was just used for posting doing art challenges)

Dreamerdon at furaffinity: (not sure about this one since my old fa account was lost when the website got hacked and I got locked out. I honestly never really checked it out even when the account was still accessible)
 
I've been thinking about asking this for a while now, would a Social Repose thread be nice? I'm not saying if this guy is or isn't a lolcow, although I am leaning towards him being one.

He dresses up in weird outfits (arguably for his music career) dicks around with women, and it was this video that made me wonder about his lolcow potential:


Its loaded to the brim up with edge.

There is also a thread on lolcow about him:
https://lolcow.farm/snow/res/417732.html

I'm just opting it here and let you guys decide. I'd open a thread on him myself but I'm not a very good writer and researcher. I'm sure that if he actually is lolcow material, someone could dig up a lot of fun stuff about the lad.

I am leaving this in the farms capable hands.
 
saltnpepe said:
Do you guys remember this article?
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I'd say they're all typical careercows, Meredith in particular. He's a professional student with a history of chimpouts on campuses, worse than the mattress girl.

What about a thread on them, y/n?
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Alok Vaid-Menon has a thread under artcow by @Army Burger. None on Meredith as of yet.

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There was one a few months ago that got locked for something along the lines of "too much vidya sperging, not enough MatPat being a cow"
 
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Maybe an OnlyLeigh thread in the tumblr subforum? Her content is fucking terrible.
 
Since few weeks ago, a bunch of butthurt NSFW artists on dA created a movement (#Wewantavoice/Weneedtoknowwho/censorshipsucks/snitchesareevil) which consists on "fighting against censorship" A.K.A. posting public blocklists of users* who're members of rule-enforcing groups, bawwlocking those who call them out for promoting harassment against the mentioned members (or just don't kiss their shit-stained asses) and making strawman pictures like these:
https://nathanomir.deviantart.com/gallery/?catpath=/&edit=0&q=war+on+sex
https://zazanimations.deviantart.com/art/DeviantArt-WatchDog-Groups-In-A-Nutshell-719696500

More links:
http://archive.is/sR9vR (One of the callout journals, before being edited out)
https://comments.deviantart.com/1/720024426/4524261524 Ok, how can your head be THAT far up your ass?
https://www.deviantart.com/tag/wewantavoice
https://www.deviantart.com/tag/weneedtoknowwho
https://www.deviantart.com/tag/censorshipsucks
https://www.deviantart.com/tag/snitchesareevil
http://archive.is/TERgr

In short, those dense cunts are 'fighting' against censorship.. by promoting it via abusing the block system and posting bawwlocklists publicly.

*= Even those who're no longer active, because those wo/manchildren are extremely stupid to check their activity.
 
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I came across this "GarthInSA" and would like opinions about whether he is worthy of a thread. He's an Australian YouTuber who films neighbors yards and complains in hyperbolic video titles and descriptions about innocuous daytime suburbian noise (birds singing, dogs barking etc.). In particular, he seems to harbor a deep, longstanding dislike for the spotted dove:

https://www.youtube.com/user/GarethInSA/videos
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCpdxx_Feqk21d0WXZ2thEaw/videos

If it's of any interested or help, his residential address is easily ascertained with clues from video titles and a Google search.
 
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