Tiffany Skylar Johnston / Zoey Willow / aumiist / emoboyfucker69 / mitsuwah / dollienarc / mitsufan / Splatinist / xKiwifarmjoshx (and many more) - "3rd generation Florida man", Delusional Mitsuba Sousuke spammer, 2edgy4u emo fujoshi, Oversharing autist, Sockpuppet hydra, Grimy worm-infested zoo animal, Crackpot schizo, Genuine Cautionary Tale About Childhood Internet Usage, Objectfucker

[Xev]

Wow, so that's what she looks like.

Not going to age well, unfortunately. Already has the cat lady librarian or community college secretary look going strong before 25.

Her entire generation is pretty much fucked and already aging like milk, especially the women. Anyone know why?

 

[twinArmageddons]

Her entire generation is pretty much fucked and already aging like milk, especially the women. Anyone know why?

No hope in the future very despairing like zoeys favorite game danganronpa v3

 

[demicolon]

@Tiffany Skylar Johnston if you Meow three times, the Candymeow will poof right behind you and proceed to scrub your bathroom... to deeeath!

 

[Shine-369]

Her entire generation is pretty much fucked and already aging like milk, especially the women. Anyone know why?

I’ve always had a theory that extended hours on a screen might lead to eye and skin problems.

 

[Polentic]

lead to eye [...] problems

I think it's the lack of carrot consumption that does it for her.

 

[wifi.pigeon]

Watch the toilet anime, duh.

From what I saw only a couple people here watched a little bit of it. I am a certified card carrying faggot and will happily watch a garbage anime. There's only 24 episodes out so far. I'm down.

I'm scared I'll like it though.

Edit: Yeah this is some shit I would've watched when I was 15 and never told a soul because it's embarrassing. Nice. I'm sold.

 

[Meiwaku]

all im remembered for is just being a schizophrenic dumbass who cant help but make a fool of themselves at every chance

You CAN change this y'know. Most people here don't hate you. or have abnormal gross thoughts about you Most people here want you to succees or at least get a j*b and do better for yourself. There's been cows who've un-cowed before by doing better in their personal lives. You're not an exception.

You're an underdog cow. The type that people don't hate. The type that basically has never done anything so bad or consistently been such a menace to society that people want you to suffer. You've never garnered ill will here minus maybe one or two posts that can be chalked up to your chronic BPD. We laugh with you as well as at you and have prevented you from doing dumb shit (like posting a shower video)where this cannot be said for other cows who people want to see embarass themselves.

It's not impossible to change. You just don't want to work on your BPD or employ yourself. Everyone has lolcow moments, but it's a choice at the end of the day whether you want to learn and move on or become a dairy farm.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Her entire generation is pretty much fucked and already aging like milk, especially the women. Anyone know why?

Mix 3 parts Jew mudblood with 2 parts Florida swampwater.

 

[BinaricHate]

Zoey could be stroking it rn and we won't know it unfortunately (referencing)

 

[RCRA/CERCLA/GOONER]

Now i think about it... is there a ban counter for Zoey? I swear she gets ban like every other day or so

 

[Bionicle Enthusiast]

Im going to be in Tampa for a concert in October, what PPE gear should I buy to avoid being infected Zoey's swarm of insects that infest the city at her behest?

Ill also check out the cappybara Cafe there and let everyone know if its good.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Im going to be in Tampa for a concert in October, what PPE gear should I buy to avoid being infected Zoey's swarm of insects that infest the city at her behest?

Ill also check out the cappybara Cafe there and let everyone know if its good.

Just keep vegetables and a balanced meal on your person. It's like crosses and garlic to a vampire.

 

[Xev]

Im going to be in Tampa for a concert in October, what PPE gear should I buy to avoid being infected Zoey's swarm of insects that infest the city at her behest?

Ill also check out the cappybara Cafe there and let everyone know if its good.

She doesn't drive, has no Uber money and has no friends. So you're safe unless you show up at her abused house or walk into the karaoke bar she spergs at.

 

[Bionicle Enthusiast]

She doesn't drive, has no Uber money and has no friends. So you're safe unless you show up at her abused house or walk into the karaoke bar she spergs at.

Oh, I didnt know she visited a karaoke bar (not unlike Nova Online). Ill be sure to avoid those, while I plan out my day.

Im just worried about any vectors of airborne illness of pox and plague that she radiates. But if I bring a nice salad for lunch, I should be able to thwart off any germs of hers.

 

[BinaricHate]

Oh, I didnt know she visited a karaoke bar (not unlike Nova Online). Ill be sure to avoid those, while I plan out my day.

Im just worried about any vectors of airborne illness of pox and plague that she radiates. But if I bring a nice salad for lunch, I should be able to thwart off any germs of hers.

Make sure to visit a supermarket of choice and try to steal a shopping cart or two if you have the chance.

 

[Bionicle Enthusiast]

Make sure to visit a supermarket of choice and try to steal a shopping cart or two if you have the chance.

Look for me in the news. If this bad boy is left unattended at a Publix, I'll hot wire it, crack open a white monster/michelob ultra combo all while popping stray rounds from my AK47 in the air.

Edit: obviously gonna be blasting free bird on jbl speakers while doing this too.

 

[Xev]

Excellent choice of grocery stores as she is banned from Publix for shoplifting. You should be able to avoid all disease vectors, at least from the everglades tigress, florida is still pretty gross though.

 

[wifi.pigeon]

I don't think it's possible to go to Florida without at least a mild little case of necrosis. It's so humid and gross everyone's cooties are floating around in the air 24/7.

 

[Unknown God]

From what I saw only a couple people here watched a little bit of it. I am a certified card carrying faggot and will happily watch a garbage anime. There's only 24 episodes out so far. I'm down.

I'm scared I'll like it though.

Edit: Yeah this is some shit I would've watched when I was 15 and never told a soul because it's embarrassing. Nice. I'm sold.

I have told myself, and I think I told this thread too, that I was going to watch some of it to figure out the Mitsuba shit out of curiosity. I downloaded the first episode but never got around to watching it in months. Your comment made me look into my drive again and, sure enough, that one sole episode of Japanese toilet ghost anime is still there. Ominous, patient, calling me. Like the tape from The Ring, a cursed object tempting someone foolish enough to engage with it. Maybe it is time.

 

[BinaricHate]

I just woke up and have to share this.
I had a dream last (this?) night. My and my family were going to visit some family members in the countryside. It was me, my close family, zoey and turkey tom in the car.
It wasn't like when bearhammer had a dream where they went on a cute date together and then zoey drove him home and pegged him in the ass. My dream zoey was kinda just really weird and Gross and didn't talk at all and everyone made it a point to stay away from her .All of my boomer family were felting turkey tom in like semi broken engrish and calling him gay and saying how he cuts himself. Zoey was quiet during all of this except when she would say something dumb to me and i would have to awkwardly go "hahaha yeah". Turkey tom then just fucking dies/teleports and zoey teleports back to florida and that's all i remember. I remember we stayed at a hotel for a bit and she got into an argument with everyone there? She would then teleport somewhere and come back later. I THINK both of them were supposed to be siblings since they're both the only Americans who can teleport there.

Honestly other than the teleporting part she was pretty realistic and acted how you would expect. I vaguely remember talking to her about lain but i think i was too busy dunking on turkey tom too.
Think one of my siblings tried to give hear advice on how to wash her hair and which shampoo/mask to use?
Also her phone kept going off to like a comical degree. I would ask her if she was taking her medication and she would constantly have to fuck with her phone clicking the "decline call" option for some reason. Or when we talked about furina.

"Soo.. *phone ringing* uhh *phone ringing* like I REA-*phone ringing*.. oh sorr-*phone ringing*" type of deal
I don't usually have dreams in general but All in all thank you zooble for making a cameo appearance in my dream where my family just roasts the fuck out of turkey tom