Tiffany Skylar Johnston / Zoey Willow / aumiist / emoboyfucker69 / mitsuwah / dollienarc / mitsufan / Splatinist / xKiwifarmjoshx (and many more) - "3rd generation Florida man", Delusional Mitsuba Sousuke spammer, 2edgy4u emo fujoshi, Oversharing autist, Sockpuppet hydra, Grimy worm-infested zoo animal, Crackpot schizo, Genuine Cautionary Tale About Childhood Internet Usage, Objectfucker

[BinaricHate]

The cheapest available, obviously.


I was thinking Nurgle, though Tyranids aren't a bad choice

Okay lads, change of plan. Instead of trying to groom her into getting a job and eating her veggies. We should instead get her into warhammer and have her spend all her rent money on plastic crack.

 

[Hitchhiker]

Okay lads, change of plan. Instead of trying to groom her into getting a job and eating her veggies. We should instead get her into warhammer and have her spend all her rent money on plastic crack.

She'll finally leave her Brazilian e-boyfriend and get a real one. Warhammer bros have absolutely no standards.

 

[Schizoid Wife]

Has Zoey applied for the correct gibs (SSI) yet or is she still trying to get SSDI despite 0 work history?

SSDI also encompasses something called 'Survivor's Benefits', which is when a parent or spouse passes away and the person who has passed on had enough work credits to qualify for SSDI. She meets the requirements for disabled children as she has been given multiple diagnoses that our government defines as disabling (autism and schizoaffective) before the age of 21.

 

[UnFuNnYmEmE]

It's definitely the right guy. Compare this photo to his mugshot, same face.
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he looks like the type of slimy weasel that would touch a kid but sadly Zoey is an unreliable narrator so we will never know for sure, and he might still be out there hurting kids.

 

[Nathaniel Higgerson]

 

[UnFuNnYmEmE]

Also her phone kept going off to like a comical degree.

"Soo.. *phone ringing* uhh *phone ringing* like I REA-*phone ringing*.. oh sorr-*phone ringing*" type of deal

This sounds like Talbott behavior. "Zoey are you pissing yet can I hear??? can I smell???? PICK UP THE PHONE ZOEY STOP IGNORING ME"

 

[Tread Miller]

What car would Zoey get that isn't a gokart?

Edit 2: Thanks @BinaricHate and @Weapons Grade Autism!

Spoiler: Old versions

Edit: Forgot something, thanks @BinaricHate:

 

[BinaricHate]

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Missed opportunity to call it "ZoeyKART69"

 

[NerdShamer]

Can't wait to see her steal an basket cart and duct tape an go-kart engine to it.

 

[Weapons Grade Autism]

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Edit: Forgot something, thanks @BinaricHate:
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Can we change the "Adults only" to "Autists only"?
Other than that, it's kino.