Tiffany Skylar Johnston / Zoey Willow / aumiist / emoboyfucker69 / mitsuwah / dollienarc / mitsufan / Splatinist / xKiwifarmjoshx (and many more) - "3rd generation Florida man", Delusional Mitsuba Sousuke spammer, 2edgy4u emo fujoshi, Oversharing autist, Sockpuppet hydra, Grimy worm-infested zoo animal, Crackpot schizo, Genuine Cautionary Tale About Childhood Internet Usage, Objectfucker

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32 degrees is literally freezing Zoey.
To be fair 58 is extremely cold for Florida standards. I live in a place that has similar climate as Florida's, and when I went to a city that had a temperature like the one Zoey mentions I was shaking on my bed all night, and the houses there are built for those temperatures, 58 in a Florida home must feel like a frozen hell
 
So far my favourite Zoey moment has been her saying she was jumping on her bed (for years) like a retarded child because she didn't want to admit she's a great big fat woman. Something about it had me crying laughing from how outlandish it was, stay classy Zoey.
Both her and Nick have minds of children and behave exactly like them, it's fascinating. I like to think this recent crop of new homegrown lolcows like Zoey, Nick, Gordon ect. are all the shortbus of the farms, they certainly act like it.
 
This shit is still going on? I thought Florida still had school and stuff during lockdowns. Why does she act like an uncivilized Covid child from somewhere too close to New York? Like Has she just been on discord and tiktok nonstop since dropping out of school? And now she's drinking hundreds of calories for internet attention from troons and other types of pedophiles?

THE INTERNET IN THAT HOUSE NEEDS TO BE CUT DOWN NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW :jaceknife:
 
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