Tiffany Skylar Johnston / Zoey Willow / aumiist / emoboyfucker69 / mitsuwah / dollienarc / mitsufan / Splatinist / xKiwifarmjoshx (and many more) - "3rd generation Florida man", Delusional Mitsuba Sousuke spammer, 2edgy4u emo fujoshi, Oversharing autist, Sockpuppet hydra, Grimy worm-infested zoo animal, Crackpot schizo, Genuine Cautionary Tale About Childhood Internet Usage, Objectfucker

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Lidl Drip said:
Have you considered that Null might just see your oshi lolcow as one of many other lolcows on this site and doesn't actually pay attention to her enough to know what "aumist" is or what retarded anime character she's obsessed with?
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The chances that Zoey steals Null from you are nearly zero. Calm down. [grammar edit]
 
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BinaricHate said:
I just woke up and have to share this.
I had a dream last (this?) night. My and my family were going to visit some family members in the countryside. It was me, my close family, zoey and turkey tom in the car.
It wasn't like when bearhammer had a dream where they went on a cute date together and then zoey drove him home and pegged him in the ass. My dream zoey was kinda just really weird and Gross and didn't talk at all and everyone made it a point to stay away from her .All of my boomer family were felting turkey tom in like semi broken engrish and calling him gay and saying how he cuts himself. Zoey was quiet during all of this except when she would say something dumb to me and i would have to awkwardly go "hahaha yeah". Turkey tom then just fucking dies/teleports and zoey teleports back to florida and that's all i remember. I remember we stayed at a hotel for a bit and she got into an argument with everyone there? She would then teleport somewhere and come back later. I THINK both of them were supposed to be siblings since they're both the only Americans who can teleport there.

Honestly other than the teleporting part she was pretty realistic and acted how you would expect. I vaguely remember talking to her about lain but i think i was too busy dunking on turkey tom too.
Think one of my siblings tried to give hear advice on how to wash her hair and which shampoo/mask to use?
Also her phone kept going off to like a comical degree. I would ask her if she was taking her medication and she would constantly have to fuck with her phone clicking the "decline call" option for some reason. Or when we talked about furina.

"Soo.. *phone ringing* uhh *phone ringing* like I REA-*phone ringing*.. oh sorr-*phone ringing*" type of deal
I don't usually have dreams in general but All in all thank you zooble for making a cameo appearance in my dream where my family just roasts the fuck out of turkey tom :)
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We CANNOT be this starved for content.
ZOEY IM SORRY.webp
 
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Just a little something something from someone in the know.
If we feel one of our little tardlings just doesn't get it, and the group was doing foundational skill building (which she was), we HIGHLY encourage (read: we tell their primary point of contact with us to put them through the course again because they need it and without it future therapy will have less return on investment) our beautiful little graduate to come through the course a second (or third, forth, etc.) just to show us how good you learned you some skills.
Congratulations on your victory lap!

ETA: Do this old man proud. Post a video of eating carrots. Set me free, Tiffany.
 
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Lidl Drip said:
Have you considered that Null might just see your oshi lolcow as one of many other lolcows on this site and doesn't actually pay attention to her enough to know what "aumist" is or what retarded anime character she's obsessed with?
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Not the first nor the last time the feeder has selective amnesia.
In my opinion she shits up the place enough that he SHOULD and DOES remember the name, It's probably just that it didn't make the connection at the time.
Then again, it's good for him to stay sane due to it. I too have a memory of a goldfish on shit that doesn't matter.
 
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twinArmageddons said:
First ever lolcow to become inactive by improving themselves cant wait for the inactive tag
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Hopefully someday, but Zooble has a very long road of recovery ahead of her. Don't be surprised ZoBros if we get a dozen repeats of her recovery arc over this past winter where she relapsed on bad behavior after a while. There will be many ups and downs before she's anywhere near 'stable', especially while her medication is being figured out (or neglected on her part).
Schizoid Wife said:
She is back, she just gave an update on her profile.
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It wouldn't shock me if she's acting up IRL instead of on teh interwebz. Getting attention from real people is probably way more of a thrill for someone like her.
 
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Unknown God said:
I have told myself, and I think I told this thread too, that I was going to watch some of it to figure out the Mitsuba shit out of curiosity. I downloaded the first episode but never got around to watching it in months. Your comment made me look into my drive again and, sure enough, that one sole episode of Japanese toilet ghost anime is still there. Ominous, patient, calling me. Like the tape from The Ring, a cursed object tempting someone foolish enough to engage with it. Maybe it is time.
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Im in basically the same boat lmao. I watched one episode and took these notes:
Ep 1 - Girl has a crush on some dude. He rejects her because she has "fat daikon legs" (lol). She summons Hanako to grant her a wish to get this other guy to like her. He sucks at it. She sucks at it. Then she swallows a mermaid scale for no fucking reason and turns into a fish. Mermaid comes to collect her. Hanako slices her like sashimi. He turns the girl back into a human and makes her his servant.

That's it. I got bored after. I guess I'll watch more since I'm drunk and alone eating ramen so it's kinda fitting. I'm TRYING to watch another show but I wanna see what's so fucking fascinating about this retarded twink.

Edit: @BinaricHate idk how to quote something after already commenting but that dream is the funniest shit I've ever read. Please continue to dream. In fact start taking Seroquel so you dream harder.
 
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wifi.pigeon said:
Im in basically the same boat lmao. I watched one episode and took these notes:
Ep 1 - Girl has a crush on some dude. He rejects her because she has "fat daikon legs" (lol). She summons Hanako to grant her a wish to get this other guy to like her. He sucks at it. She sucks at it. Then she swallows a mermaid scale for no fucking reason and turns into a fish. Mermaid comes to collect her. Hanako slices her like sashimi. He turns the girl back into a human and makes her his servant.

That's it. I got bored after. I guess I'll watch more since I'm drunk and alone eating ramen so it's kinda fitting. I'm TRYING to watch another show but I wanna see what's so fucking fascinating about this retarded twink.

Edit: @BinaricHate idk how to quote something after already commenting but that dream is the funniest shit I've ever read. Please continue to dream. In fact start taking Seroquel so you dream harder.
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You should save yourself the grief and just watch Godzilla Minus One instead. You won't regret it.
 
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