Tim Pool - 'journalist' who claims to be a sensible centrist & sucks Sargon of Akkad's wiener; Afraid of the Milkshake ANTIFAs

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Tim is somehow worse than others. Others just won't talk about something, or will choose their words carefully to avoid getting hit. Tim uses the most bizarre cognitive dissonance to actively push the platform's narrative despite seeing all the evidence to the contrary.
That's probably the result of Tim trying to be centrist, which just leads to dicksucking stupid shit. Though we've also seen Tim's more cowardly than others these days.
 
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This is why you never trust any of the people dependent on another companies platform, because Tim, Joe Rogan, and whoever else will always toe the line to what the media and platform wants. The only ones who challenge it are people like Crowder because he has his mug club and a full time lawyer who is eager to sue, and Rackets who makes most his money off of donations and Rumble wants to cater to him.

I get Tim has a website, but from everything I see it's just a grift and not actually something he's focusing on.

Edit: I also hate the people who say they do it as a hobby but obviously aren't. Muta is a great example where he plays it off as he just does it for fun but when Canada wants to cuck him he comes out saying he might move to Texas because his content won't get as many views if they make the changes to the law.

Lol tim called shoe on head a coward for deleting videos while he censors himself all the time on his own live show.
 
This is why you never trust any of the people dependent on another companies platform, because Tim, Joe Rogan, and whoever else will always toe the line to what the media and platform wants. The only ones who challenge it are people like Crowder because he has his mug club and a full time lawyer who is eager to sue, and Rackets who makes most his money off of donations and Rumble wants to cater to him.

I get Tim has a website, but from everything I see it's just a grift and not actually something he's focusing on.

Edit: I also hate the people who say they do it as a hobby but obviously aren't. Muta is a great example where he plays it off as he just does it for fun but when Canada wants to cuck him he comes out saying he might move to Texas because his content won't get as many views if they make the changes to the law.
good point.

I remember years ago tim was on Joe rogan and how he had a dream for an office with reporters doing real research and checking stories etc. It sounded so cool.

But yeah both tim and joe are whores because they dont own their own platform.
 
Lol tim called shoe on head a coward for deleting videos while he censors himself all the time on his own live show.
It's sad how far Tim has fallen as back in the day he was actually rather brave but at some point he became such a coward that he will just hard kill an episode because a guest says something "problematic" and won't even cross lines that mainstream cartoons like King of the Hill did. For those that don't know, King of the Hill had an episode where Peggie becomes a writer for a paper where she gives house cleaning tips that someone is feeding her, when she gets cut off she just decides to recommend people mix Ammonia and Bleach, and Hank tells her that's Mustard Gas, which leads to hijinks. Tim on the other hand freaks the fuck out when it's mentioned:

for people that still watch Timmy's videos, has he told people to quit their jobs and kwt their children starve recently?
Might as well ask if Lydia braps.

good point.

I remember years ago tim was on Joe rogan and how he had a dream for an office with reporters doing real research and checking stories etc. It sounded so cool.

But yeah both tim and joe are whores because they dont own their own platform.
To his credit, he actually did try it, but then he ended up in a lolsuit with a porn game because they had the same name as him, and he hired retards from Vice like Rocco that stole his money and fucked him over. He's still kind of trying to do it with his website, but the problem is he doesn't have the ability to hire newbies and grow their skills, instead he picks up randos that failed at other companies for obvious reasons.

I think he just stopped evolving at some point and now just functions as a generic shill like The Quartering but more entertaining. I want Tim to not suck, same with Rogan, but both just seem to not be able to be anything but midwits, and as much as I think Crowder is a fag I think he's done more meaningful shit than either Tim or Rogan. I guess that's also why Tim idolizes Ben Shapiro so much, for a midget Jew Shapiro has a spine.
 
This is why you never trust any of the people dependent on another companies platform, because.....

Exactly. These people make their living from a platform that will determine what, and how they can say it. It's very disingenuous.

It has been interesting to me, watching the people who make their livelihood off of YT, and seeing how much they censor. Or even, contradict their, or themselves, never really acknowledge it, or do some explanation gymnastics.
YT is paying their bills, whether through ad money, donations, ad money, someone else on the side helping to prop them up, and so on.

These people want to keep their money rolling in, and they will cater to whom is providing them with the source to their money.
 
Tim in a nutshell:

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But wait, its complicated!

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Tim is selling fucking chicken shirts now and talking about how great roosters are.

"Oh the noble rooster will sacrifice itself for its hens, why don't men do that anymore?"
Maybe because men don't get from women anymore what roosters get from hens, Tim. You've literally pointed this out, how are you not connecting these simple concepts?
 
A new music video has been dropped for Mid-life Crisis Records. This feels like it was made by high school kids in 2004. Give it a watch one mute and enjoy the full emotional range of Tim's facial expressions. They just need to accept life and become a Three Days Grace tribute band.
 
Tim released his second song. You can watch the Music video here:

Man, Tim feels so out of place in this video juxtaposed against everyone else. He looks too stiff and wooden. It's very jarring going from Ian dressed like rocker Taylor Lorenz and back to plain ol' beanie. He needs to just sit back and let his cast do the heavy lifting here. I'm sure he'd kick and scream about how "He IS the brand" if someone mentions this to him, but he just doesn't have the face for this stuff anymore, if he ever had it at all. I won't lie though, Trash House Records is an excellent name and 15 year old edge lord me would've slapped their sticker on my skateboard. Also, "Mostly Peaceful Drone Strike" genuinely got a laugh out of me.
 
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Tim released his second song. You can watch the Music video here:

The song itself is pretty good and the idea is good, but the execution kind of sucks and the lip synch is a mess. He needs to find someone who can give it a better polish and probably not just have his friends do all the acting while being dressed like hippies in video about news reporters, because if you want to parody a thing, have them dress for the part.
 
The song itself is pretty good and the idea is good, but the execution kind of sucks and the lip synch is a mess. He needs to find someone who can give it a better polish and probably not just have his friends do all the acting while being dressed like hippies in video about news reporters, because if you want to parody a thing, have them dress for the part.
Yeah I kind of like this one, it feels a lot like rock songs from the late 90s/early 2000s. I think I've realized though, it's not that Tim's a bad singer, he just has a weird voice.
 
Just use auto tune bro
The song itself is pretty good and the idea is good, but the execution kind of sucks and the lip synch is a mess. He needs to find someone who can give it a better polish and probably not just have his friends do all the acting while being dressed like hippies in video about news reporters, because if you want to parody a thing, have them dress for the part.
 
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