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NoodleFucker3000 said:
Honestly I gotta hand it to the guy, as dumb as he is, it does take a fair amount of skill and dedication. The "home guardians" are actually pretty neat. Of it wasn't for all the waifu BS he would probably be a very good installation artist
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He has some creativity for a cow, something you never see in someone like Timbox. Such a shame it's wasted on forgettable waifus because he could go places with that talent of his. That guardian thing is neat even though the intent is goofy as fuck.
 
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Tobyn Jacobs on Twitter: "30ft tall cutout of maizono. I made This wa…

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30ft tall cutout of Sayaka.
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The Maizono Armed Forces.
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NoodleFucker3000 said:
Honestly I gotta hand it to the guy, as dumb as he is, it does take a fair amount of skill and dedication. The "home guardians" are actually pretty neat. Of it wasn't for all the waifu BS he would probably be a very good installation artist
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Precisely, from what I have seen so far he's simply a harmless eccentric. Looks like a nice guy, too, and that's saying something considering how many assholes there are among those trust fund babies out there. He's 19, odds are he will mature out of this or simply carry on with the humour, but I don't mind it lol!

What actually impresses me is his confidence. This guy does this stuff without even blinking, he just goes and indulges on his hobbies in public. I can respect that!

Level99Manchild said:
He has some creativity for a cow, something you never see in someone like Timbox. Such a shame it's wasted on forgettable waifus because he could go places with that talent of his. That guardian thing is neat even though the intent is goofy as fuck.
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When he was posted on the vtuber thread I actually recall reading he's done some professional projects before. He's also done some stuff for conventions, and that kind of work can get you some money as well, but he's got money already which makes it even easier lol!
 
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Within 6 hours of Dream doing a face reveal, Tobyn has already crafted a full scale cutout of his sharp chinned face. This is genuinely insane pace for such a large scale project. Kudos to Tobyn's immense autism.
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Another thing Tobyn did recently is begin his own Sayaka themed Private Military Company by making two cutouts of Sayaka in a military uniform and a flag with (Pardon my flag autism 🧩) an absolutely atrocious design.
Don't be surprised if there is a streak of Danganronpa inspired war crimes in the middle east.
:semperfi:Semper Fidelis to all armed forces.:semperfidelis:
 
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Honestly kind of fond of this guy from an initial read, I kind of hope he gets actually hired to print something for a company just because it would be funny to see.
Traditional lolcow, just a weirdo online. Strangely refreshing in this modern day and age of deranged trans, pedos, zoos, etc. As far as we know he doesn't have any additional weird dirt, just his waifus. Godspeed.
 
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Teiluna said:
Honestly kind of fond of this guy from an initial read, I kind of hope he gets actually hired to print something for a company just because it would be funny to see.
Traditional lolcow, just a weirdo online. Strangely refreshing in this modern day and age of deranged trans, pedos, zoos, etc. As far as we know he doesn't have any additional weird dirt, just his waifus. Godspeed.
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If I'm not mistaken he did do some work for an anime convention. From what I've seen so far, he's cool. Never heard any stories about him being an asshole or a creep, he's just a young man with eccentric habits and lots of money to spare, other than his unconventional habits it seems there's little to qualify him as a cow. Frankly, considering how awful some people with threads here are, he's actually closer to that Canadian guy who cooks meals in his bathroom: An eccentric for sure, but a harmless guy who just wants to mind his own business and isn't abusing, harassing or scamming anyone. Considering that even cows like Chris can have their moments of evil, that's fucking something lol!

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This guy is loaded, he probably has some custom made sex dolls stuffed somewhere lol!
 
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Who is taking the pictures of him? I wondered if he was using a timer at first, but there's a shadow of someone taking the photo in one of those zoo pics.

Is he asking random people to take his photo or is one dedicated friend accompanying him on all these Maizono outings? I can't decide which feels more insane.
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I would guess it's either his mother or some friend of his, from what I've seen!
 
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