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Looks like something a party-goer puked up after a night of drinking way too much hard liquor
Horrorcow Tommy Tooter / Thomas Wasserberg - Dog-Abusing, Trash-Eating Pedo, Neo-Nazi, Fake Tranny, "1st-Wave Incel", Hounded YouTuber to Suicide
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Looks like something a party-goer puked up after a night of drinking way too much hard liquor
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I think he meant to type "pissant" there.
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He has to make sure to include that he doesn't measure anything and adds them in a specific order to make it seem like he's not just getting high then taking whatever random crap he has lying around and throwing it into a stew pot, since that's obviously what he did. The pasta in there really adds to the vomit presentation.
Tom truly does have mystical powers. He's like King Midas, but instead of gold everything he touches turns to raw sewage.
Tom truly does have mystical powers. He's like King Midas, but instead of gold everything he touches turns to raw sewage.
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I think he got confused on what type of Indian he wanted to imitate. He must've gotten this recipe from some street vendor in Kolkata on one of his hippie religious escapades.
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Tommy if you didn't block me I could of given you songs and praises but you hurt my feelings - I could of even told you how good your maggot infested eye looks and I would of even said that the dog probably deserved it - walking around naked all the time and not wearing a Hijab.
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2607 S 7th Ave, Tucson, AZ 85713
I am comfortable sharing this information because the FBI has decided not to take Tom's RICO case of internet butthurt and he will now have to go above and below the FBI to get things done
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So the FBI didn't give half a shit about his internet butthurt. Shocking, almost like I told him he was wasting his time. He'll still forget about this and try again in a few months.
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Some weird flesh creature threw a magic rock at my head and said I owed it $500. I ran away.
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He needs to clean up if his real family's going to be in that hovel!
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Note the AMB website on his computer.
This just further proves that AMB is Tom's real family
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That floor.
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His real family hates him. The last time they spoke with him was at his father's(?) funeral, where they gave him $100k willed to him and told him to waddle off.
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It was just shy of $400k actually. So when he bragged about only have 20k left last year it meant he lost about 350-360k of his inheritance money in about 2 years
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I mean, at least it’s not real crab, I guess? Seafood cooked by this disgusting retard would certainly result in total anal destruction.
And crow about how we should keep posting because the FBI and Interpol are totally coming for us right now.
Fuck me, he could have bought an apartment, got his teeth fixed, anything. Instead he sharted it all away on scams. I’d call that sad, but it’s Tom, so fuck ‘im.
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That is more accurate. He basically spent it on Nigerian scams and driveway gravel that he thought were magical rocks.
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Man, if that was me, I would be so pissed off over losing all of that money. Thankfully, I'm not Tom tho, and therefore I'm not stupid enough to piss it all away, so if I was ever lucky and privileged enough to receive a $400K inheritance, there would personally be tons of things I would do with that money, but the last thing I would ever do is give it away to scammers.
@Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg you are seriously the biggest fucking retard in the world, you might as well have taken that money and flushed it down the toilet. Seriously, you never deserved to have all of that money in the first place, so seeing your stupid ass lose most of it (so far) to scammers couldn't have been any more satisfying
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How was Tom supposed to know that the guy selling a gold mine on Facebook was a scam?Man, if that was me, I would be so pissed off over losing all of that money. Thankfully, I'm not Tom tho, and therefore I'm not stupid enough to piss it all away, so if I was ever lucky and privileged enough to receive a $400K inheritance, there would personally be tons of things I would do with that money, but the last thing I would ever do is give it away to scammers.
@Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg you are seriously the biggest fucking retard in the world, you might as well have taken that money and flushed it down the toilet. Seriously, you never deserved to have all of that money in the first place, so seeing your stupid ass lose most of it (so far) to scammers couldn't have been any more satisfying
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I believe the number he threw out was around 385k. It was broken down into different investments too so he could have just left it there and he would be looking at 500k in like a year or two. Instead he pissed it away on scams. He refuses to admit to spending all that money on scams as well, which just makes it funnier
So Tom has been trying to scam people into giving him a commission to invest with him at a financial advisor through Edward Jones. He dropped the name so, naturally, I looked into it. Let me show you what I have found.
Location- 1337B Royalton St, Waupaca, WI 54981
So first things first, he is basically in the middle of nowhere. His clients would be a bunch of low middle to middle middle income Americans looking to open up a IRA because they own their own small business or someone got an inheritance of a couple grand and wanted to invest it but they go crossed eyed when you explain what an index fund is to them. Nothing wrong with that, but this isn't some big shot financial advisor who can only meet you get a meet up with someone in his inner circle. You can literally just go to his website and set up your own fund without needing Tom. See, its right here
His website
So there is literally no point in going to Tom's guy, who is 1 of 3 different Edward Jones advisors in this no where Wisconsin town that is named after a Native American word.
We can also talk about his certifications to be a financial advisor
AAMS is an Accredited Asset Management Specialist. You can read more about it if you care to but it is very low bar as far as professional designations in the Finance world. Top of the line is the CFA followed by an MBA, CFP, and AAMS is towards the bottom. The second professional designation is the CRPC, or Chartered Retirement Planning Counselor, which you can also read more about here if you care to. Its even lower than the AAMS, as all it does is give you 4 letters at the end of your name that tell you to listen to customers worry about retirement, then take their money and invest in risky stocks when they are younger, index stocks when they get to middle age, and then switch to bonds when they are at retirement age so they always have cash flow for their retirement needs.
Again, not disrespecting the dude who carved out a niche, but he certainly isn't some top of the line guy for Tom to be looking to get "commissions" for introducing you to for investing money.
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