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I have used it before on certain things. I've actually found using it after waxing hairs off my face hurts like fucking hell, but also drops the number of infected/ingrown hairs like magic.
Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet
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How fucking puritan do you wanna end up being just to thumb your nose at troonism, is the more pertinent point
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So it's like every time women invade a male space.
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Not ugly and really not all that fat compared to what is lumbering around out there. He’s pasty and soft, but presentable. And clean, for once. Not entirely retarded at first glance. Reaching the ripe old age of 26 without holding a job for a while or having had a date is suspicious. But common enough. The early years of educational dating failures and resilience building probably blew by while he was online playing vidya games and gawking at porn and gore. So he’s probably got the PUA skills of a 12 year old. And his girlie peers understandably nope out. It’s too bad he’s so dispirited and broke. One small real thing could turn his predicament around a little, like getting a dog or a bike. Or a gym membership. But the troon sirens are calling his name. And he’s listening as he bobs along getting nowhere. Soon he’ll turn the rudder towards the pretty sound and end up another castaway. Many such cases. Sad.
armfleshween
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With a bit of wiggling, I was able to access a closed off trans discord.
She got bodied by the only gay man who is willing to stand up for his community,
Here's one of troon's pronoun lists.
This is just depressing.
She got bodied by the only gay man who is willing to stand up for his community,
Here's one of troon's pronoun lists.
This is just depressing.
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Alcohol on a wound destroys cells, it's a bad idea in general. Yes it will kill anything that could cause an infection but it's still hurting you unnecessarily.
For after waxing you should get a decongestant gel that contains calendula. You keep it in your fridge too, so it's cold and calming right after you stressed your skin. It's what they do after IPL treatments too.
Adult Human Fujoshi
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The most male-brained incel take of all time, and he doesn’t even realize it. “I spent all this money and I want to be rewarded!” is literally just “I bought that bitch dinner and she didn’t dispense sex” repackaged, but even worse. Why does spending money solely on yourself entitle you to anything from another person? Is the reward for paying for whatever surgeries he had or stripper heels he bought not just having those things?
Oh, yeah. None of that actually filled the void inside of him like he was promised, and now he feels entitled to external validation to do the job for him.
Narinder
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In a rare instance, I agree with a tranny. Kinda. The guy nod is very much a thing. Like, it's not uncommon to see two guys crossing paths, usually strangers, who just do a single, small nod toward each other. Down nod is usually just casual acknowledgement of each other, up nod is more of a "you know what's up" kinda thing.
If I were to guess, it's a social holdover from the days people would tip hats to each other as a form of acknowledgement. Don't think I've seen women do it to each other very often, if ever, but it could just be one of those social subtle things people don't tend to consciously pick up on.
Sailor Kim Jong Moon
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A small nod is a universal friendly gesture. Usually it’s so small and natural, it’s unnoticed.
It’s only used to indicated friendliness. If you see women use it less around you, it’s because they don’t identify you as a “friend” like that or see you as possibly threatening. (In a subconscious, minimal way perhaps. The way women view most unknown males.)
It’s not a guy thing.
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Had sex with 2 people and started rectally bleeding. This has happened before and they didn’t find it concerning.
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I usually do the "smile and raise a hand", but it's not like I never do "smile and nod". I think the only real difference there is the smile, don't see men greeting each other with a smile.
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You'd think with all the porn these creatures consume, they'd know there's thorough preparation before having anal sex.
Also having a "hemeroid" isn't going to cause blood to run down your leg and cover the other guy, what the hell.
behindyourightnow
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You can also drive troons crazy by gendering them "correctly" if you do it right. Just slightly overemphasize every pronoun you use and put a tiny pause before it.
"Oh, Lilith? Yes, I saw *slight pause* her around the other day. She's really an interesting *slight pause* woman, isn't ... she?"
The trick is to do it so subtly that there is plausible deniability, and if you're called it out you can claim you're doing your best (which infuriates them even more because it reminds them that everyone has to work hard to remember to lie and refer to them as female)
It sounds like the man made an attempt to do that "preparation" using his fingers, but he has sharp fingernails as the tranny mentioned, which probably caused most of the bleeding. God, that makes me want to puke for about six different reasons.
And then he asks if it's typical of "cis guys," rather than considering the type of men that HSTS have to settle for if they want someone to actually have sex with them.
Weebtard
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first mistake: having friends with benefits. nobody respects someone they can easily bed. this goes for dating and friendships (there's a reason we dont fuck our friends and it's not because uwu people are conservative: SEX IS MEANT FOR LOVERS AND YOUR FRIENDS ARENT LOVERS!!!!!!).
second mistake: letting yourself become a man and a woman with a rotcock's sex toy. again, if he wasnt taking you seriously before he's definitely not after knowing how easy you are to get with. he thinks he can do whatever because you let him. "omg but I dont like it" then dont sleep with him. you keep going back and he keeps doing the same, and since you never say no, he thinks he can do it again. plus you're a slut and he thinks you're hella ran-through and used to it: which you are.
By the way, a lot of his descriptions, for how little he seems to like it, sure do make what he does to him sound """hot""". like he thinks that somehow validates him as a wumbin because omg, this guy is so much bigger than me and he's so rough! i dont like it omg im such a girl. fucking god. oh and that one PROSTITUTE. never beating the "trannies are all whores" allegations.
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Is it the legendary "anal rips" as told by the late Jonathan "TransEthics" Holliday?
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You know you're deranged when your ideological beliefs are so far gone that you're getting dunked on by other predditors who probably have a 95+% ideological overlap with you. That was a brutal.
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Honestly because it happens so often, I become inured to them and they all start to blend together. However, there was one man who worked in the area, who came in weekly. He had a hulking fridge body you could tell was a man from a mile away. He wore a shiny cheap red wig in a ponytail, low on the forehead like a hat, then wore a bandana on top of that (probably to try and hide the cheap part of the wig, but the shiny plasticky fiber gave it away anyway, as well as the fact that his hairline apparently sprouted an inch away from his brow bone.) He spackled on foundation in a complete wrong shade, and his makeup - dear lord, it’s what you noticed first as a “oh, this man is psycho” warning. Even if you were pro-trans, you’d be put off. He circled his eyes with eyeliner, somehow going all the way up to his eyebrows and in a cat eye that would make Amy Winehouse blush, yet also not touching his lash line AT ALL. You almost couldn’t see his eyes for all the black. The only other makeup he wore was bright red lipstick smeared around his general mouth area like the Joker. And of course, cheap press-on red talons graced the ends of enormous meaty paws.
Another thing I like to do with trannies when they come in my store is try to force them to talk. You see on Reddit all the time, they post about how they avoid talking when they’re in public because they are aware their voice gives them away 100% of the time. So I would ask them very direct questions that need more than a yes or no answer, or id pay them a compliment on their clothing or something, anything to get them to respond. Every single time I suspected a troon and tried this trick, I was proven right.
This man…was no different. After he’d come in a few times, I told him I liked his
I tried to render this utter lunatic, forgive me my skills are lacking, but I think it gets the feeling across:
GluttonousManSlob
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One of my favourite tranny arguments. They always say 'WELL PROVIDE ME WITH A PERFECT AND ALL ENCOMPASSING DEFINITION OF A MAN AND WOMAN'. Of course it's not possible for categories and definitions to be infallible and all-encompassing. Definitions and categories are more like sign posts that point at things with certain characteristics. They are approximations and abstractions of the physical reality of these things. You may not be able to perfectly articulate what every single one of those characteristics are or provide a perfect checklist that certifies what a true and honest tree is, but that doesn't mean that the word tree now has the wriggle room to include rocks in its definitions, things which very obviously do not share the same characteristics as trees. Any sane person can instantly tell that these things aren't the same. It takes a similar level of denial to say that the definition of woman can include Brick Hon the Changing Room Terror.
It's ultimately a retarded game of semantics, where the troony-poon tries to get you to lay out some basic ideas of what something is, then disprove you by saying 'WELL SOME WOMEN HAVE SQUARE JAWS'. Saying it's desperate would be too fucking generous. And this is if their new definition doesn't make some insane assertion like 'penises can be female'.
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He looks like a bootleg Elon Musk (Poor ver).
Do you think this kid would've had a better life as a femboy on 4chan? Or are all the wells full of HRT these days.
Procopius
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Read this one while listening to Bernard Cribbins singing Right Said Fred
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Any advice on getting all the gross gunk out of my vagina post op? (self.Transgender_Surgeries)
submitted 4 hours ago by CaelThavain
I'm not entirely certain what it is, but my hypothesis it's just dead tissue from the healing. It's whitish-yellowish and looks almost pasty, but I've touched pieces before to see what the consistency actually is, and they're definitely little pieces, not just a paste of some sort. If that makes sense.
Early on in my recovery (3.5 months out now) I had this stuff coming out constantly when I dilated. I've seen it less and less, though, and I think that's because the substance that's closer to the front of my vagina has mostly been cleared out, but further back, way back in the back, it's definitely still in there.
I've just attempted to spray out my vagina with a lube shooter I got for administering topical steroids (different story), and it didn't hurt or anything. But I've come to realize this stuff is pretty sticky. It clings to things really well, so I don't know that spraying water gently in my vagina is enough to get it out. It feels like I need to scrape it out.
Has anyone else dealt with this? It's hyper specific, I know, but I want to get this stuff cleaned out sooner rather than later. It's ever so slowly coming out, I think, but I wouldn't mind speeding the process up.
submitted 4 hours ago by CaelThavain
I'm not entirely certain what it is, but my hypothesis it's just dead tissue from the healing. It's whitish-yellowish and looks almost pasty, but I've touched pieces before to see what the consistency actually is, and they're definitely little pieces, not just a paste of some sort. If that makes sense.
Early on in my recovery (3.5 months out now) I had this stuff coming out constantly when I dilated. I've seen it less and less, though, and I think that's because the substance that's closer to the front of my vagina has mostly been cleared out, but further back, way back in the back, it's definitely still in there.
I've just attempted to spray out my vagina with a lube shooter I got for administering topical steroids (different story), and it didn't hurt or anything. But I've come to realize this stuff is pretty sticky. It clings to things really well, so I don't know that spraying water gently in my vagina is enough to get it out. It feels like I need to scrape it out.
Has anyone else dealt with this? It's hyper specific, I know, but I want to get this stuff cleaned out sooner rather than later. It's ever so slowly coming out, I think, but I wouldn't mind speeding the process up.
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