Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[neverendingmidi]

Why is his head so giant in the after trooning picture compared to his body

Because of fucked up camera angles and filters to try and minimize the masculine shoulders. Almost looks like a fish-eye lens was used sonewhere.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Here's a gem of a comment from that biology thread.

View attachment 7008060

Well no shit. What could contraception possibly apply to besides heterosexual sex?

I feel like if you can’t figure out that the same advice applies to both a woman and a “man” who is biologically female, then you probably shouldn’t be having sex.

 

[Law]

I think she means male and female electrical plugs.
Also forced gender neutral language is confusing to everyone. I heard about young boys thinking that Nexplanon (a progesterone based birth control implant that goes in the arm) would be a good choice for them because it was described in "gender neutral" terms. Maybe people think we have "male birth control" cause health class tried to be inclusive of nonbinary stargender transmen? This gender crap is such a mess.
Also no one needs "inclusive" language because the words man and woman are already inclusive of trans-identified people. Transwomen are men, and transmen are women.

 

[SweetieMouse]

I know how to fix her.

Heck no this type of parenting is what gave me catholic schoolgirl syndrome when i went to college at 18, along with hefty therapy bills that ensued afterwards. I often wonder though, how DOES one successfully deal with a kid who has these delusions? If you take them to a shrink they'll just be brainwashed further and if you want the convenience of having an internet connection at home, the kid will take whatever chance it can get to sneakily log onto their safe spaces even if you forbid them from it.

I thought the 41 attempt was supposed to happen after the troon-out?

View attachment 7007460

I hate that he was attractive before, feels like such a tragedy. But then again, who takes a selfie like that after waking up in the hospital post-attempt? The pose in the right picture is also pretty gay. Nvm it's just an attention-seeking faggot, no longer a tragedy.

 

[Revelator]

Heck no this type of parenting is what gave me catholic schoolgirl syndrome when i went to college at 18, along with hefty therapy bills that ensued afterwards. I often wonder though, how DOES one successfully deal with a kid who has these delusions? If you take them to a shrink they'll just be brainwashed further and if you want the convenience of having an internet connection at home, the kid will take whatever chance it can get to sneakily log onto their safe spaces even if you forbid them from it.

My plan is to pretend to troon out in front of all their friends and teachers, then call her/him a bigot for getting mad at me being my authentic self. It won't be so cool anymore, as embarrassing as it would be.

But then, I doubt I'd have to worry much since I planned being a good husband and father.

 

[Sean Andalou]

A bit of privilege checking, anyone?

Reddit -- Archive

Spoiler: The whole long rant.

I say this as a trans woman of color, and as a daughter of South Asian immigrants.

I’m sure some of you also saw that recent post by a trans woman who talked about visiting the U.K. and being blown away by how seemingly more accepting and open they were over there towards trans people compared to the U.S. and her hometown of New York City. She proceeded to compare the quality of life in the U.S. to being just barely above that found in Sub-Saharan African countries.

To me, this reads as being completely ignorant and tone-deaf to the struggles that all people face outside of the Western/Eurocentric world. Indeed, it’s not hard to point out that the lives of trans women are even more difficult by several orders of magnitude in these countries.

My parents came to this country from India in the 1990s seeking better economic opportunities. At the time, the Indian economy was still reeling from the turbulence of Indira Gandhi pulling an executive coup in the 70s along with incompetence by the state in running the economy. It wasn’t until the end of the Cold War that the government ended its policy of a planned economy in favor of encouraging free-market enterprise, but this would take decades to bear fruit. This is to say nothing of the fact that the country as a whole had yet to recover from the lasting impacts of British Colonialism. To give you a sense of the weight of this terrible legacy, I still have elder relatives who were born as British subjects and had to live through the barbarity of the Bengal Famine and later the Partition.

Had I been born in India, I doubt I would have been as far along in my transition as I am today. I honestly doubt if I ever would have realized I was trans at all. I’m infinitely more grateful for the sacrifices my parents made in coming to the United States, as it would give me the freedom to be who I am today.

At the same time, I recognize this country has its problems. But, I don’t think the solution at this stage is for us trans people to flee the country. Every country on this Earth has its problems, and simply spending a week or two traveling abroad does not give one nearly enough perspective on these issues. Furthermore, this mentality heavily ignores the struggles faced by minority groups within our trans community.

As a woman with brown skin, I’m very hesitant to the idea of fleeing to Europe. I had a cousin who went abroad to study in the U.K., and the sheer amount of racism and bullying he experienced from his peers led to him taking a transfer back to a college in India. When I myself travelled to France, I was at one point harassed by a man who thought I was a refugee from the Middle East.

Even fleeing to India would not be a good option for me. I’m fortunate that a majority of my family accepts my gender and sexual orientation, but that says nothing of Indian society as a whole. Indian culture has had a history of third-gender and trans individuals throughout the millennia, but during the colonial period these groups were often labeled as sexual deviants and thus could not participate in society. That has had lingering impacts to this day, with a great portion of third-gender and trans people in India having had to resort to sex work in order to survive. Furthermore, Indian society has yet to let go of its deeply patriarchal norms; my family is an exception, but many others would view a daughter like me as a pervert and a source of immense shame. I don’t know about you, but I’d rather not flee to somewhere where I’d be at risk of getting stoned to death on the street or gang-r*ped by a bunch of bigots.

And this says nothing of the general hardships my relatives have faced in India and other parts of Asia. I have relatives who had to flee Iran after the Revolution in the 70s because of the Islamists’ backwards views on women. Until that regime falls, my relatives won’t be able to return to their homeland and see their friends and family. I have relatives who had to flee Nepal during the late 90s because of Maoist infiltrators instigating a bloody civil war within the country. In this case, my relatives were not “bourgeois” in the traditional sense; rather, because they were college-educated immigrants and because they did not 100% agree with the communists, the communists deemed them as enemies of the revolution, and my relatives were subsequently targeted and persecuted.

The point I’m trying to make is, a lot of us here who live in the West have a lot more privilege than we are aware of, especially when compared to trans people living in less fortunate parts of the world. Yes, I know America’s economic and political institutions have flaws, but this is the case literally everywhere in some form or another. The solution is to resist across multiple lanes: through politics, through protest, and most importantly through our local communities. Even the act of living is a form of resistance, for it drives the bigots insane seeing us thrive.

TLDR: Recognize that the experiences of POC and other minorities within the trans community are vastly different to those of white trans folks, and this gap in privilege grows enormous the moment you look even an inch outside the Western world. I encourage you all to try to be cognizant of this privilege, as it’ll make it easier to band together as a community to resist republican fascism.

Key quote where he actually checks his own privilege:

The point I’m trying to make is, a lot of us here who live in the West have a lot more privilege than we are aware of, especially when compared to trans people living in less fortunate parts of the world. Yes, I know America’s economic and political institutions have flaws, but this is the case literally everywhere in some form or another. The solution is to resist across multiple lanes: through politics, through protest, and most importantly through our local communities. Even the act of living is a form of resistance, for it drives the bigots insane seeing us thrive.

Welcome to the USA sweetie-pie.
Lots of privilege checking in the comments (114 so far).

Found before and after selfies.

Reddit -- Archive

 

[Poonocchio]

I was very annoyed about sex Ed also only teaching contraception for straight sex

Here's a gem of a comment from that biology thread.

View attachment 7008060

Well no shit. What could contraception possibly apply to besides heterosexual sex?

Well you see if two lesbians have sex and one has penis and is female and one a vagina and is male you need to teach how to prevent pregnancy with that. Don't you feel silly?

Wanted to say this too. Isn't the whole point of sex ed to teach children how to prevent pregnancy/STDs? In terms of STDs, they're teaching that condoms go on penises to help prevent STDs.. how does this not translate to protection for fag sex? Or did they mean they want kids to learn that some men like to eat de poo poo and bum other men? Kids don't need to learn that. They also don't need to be learning about sex positions or rim jobs or oral sex, unless it's to briefly mention that putting anything near the genitals can also pass on diseases, they definitely don't need to be taught techniques like I've seen in the LGBT grooming literature thread. Sex ed wasn't there to educate children on the "these are all the great/different ways you can have sex!" when I was a kid, it was more of a "these are the very real risks if you have sex unprotected, this is how you protect this type of genital". In fact I distinctly remember being fucking traumatised by a Midwife POV of a baby crowning and thinking I never wanted to experience that ever. Not sure that was the best approach either but would prefer my kid see that than whatever these new faggot teachers have been grooming with in this last dark decade.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

A bit of privilege checking, anyone?

“Send bobs and vagene” taken to its ultimate conclusion.

 

[Chris Konon]

Had I been born in India, I doubt I would have been as far along in my transition as I am today. I honestly doubt if I ever would have realized I was trans at all.

What?! So the true and honest woman with female soul in a male body wouldn’t have realised he is trans if he lived in a shithole country?! Sounds very iffy if you ask me…

 

[FinnSven]

Perhaps I'm being naive here; surely they're not referring to butt-plugs? There is absolutely no reason for that to be mentioned in a sex-ed class, if so. Is plugs some weird gender-neutral term for something completely innocuous?

They mean what used to be basically the first plug anyone would think of when plug and socket was mentioned.
Electrical, computer peripherals, anything which had at least one point and was inserted in a machine hole.
Hence “male = penis” and “female = vagina”.

Amazingly the offensively troon friendly (but otherwise enjoyable) cyberpunk 2055 videogame kept the period slang of “input” meaning boyfriend and ”output” meaning girlfriend.

I suspect that murdered a few Troons right in the feels.

 

[fake farts]

Here's a gem of a comment from that biology thread.

View attachment 7008060

Well no shit. What could contraception possibly apply to besides heterosexual sex?

Finding it "uncomfortable" to call plugs male/female is like those dipshits who also throw fits about how "uncomfy" and "wrong" is it is to call plugs master/slave. Hell, that's probably why the tech class used male/female instead of master/slave. I hate what these people do to language. They take anything that is simple and clear, and decide it's wrong and bad and often replace it with shit that is muddled, and then move the goalposts when that eventually becomes offensive too.

 

[Mary Lee Harvey osWalsh]

Taking inspiration from Joseph Ricci and Élan School of Poland, ME, a very painstaking and therapeutic process is therefore required to break her even further, so that she may be brought back to reality.

Buddy, the mere fact that you are basing this on Joe Ricci and the Élan School tells me that this is not a good technique and will more likely than not cause lasting psychological damage.

Indian culture has had a history of third-gender and trans individuals throughout the millennia, but during the colonial period these groups were often labeled as sexual deviants and thus could not participate in society. That has had lingering impacts to this day, with a great portion of third-gender and trans people in India having had to resort to sex work in order to survive. Furthermore, Indian society has yet to let go of its deeply patriarchal norms; my family is an exception, but many others would view a daughter like me as a pervert and a source of immense shame.

Again with the "my culture had third genders until the evil colonists came." How true is this with India? How true is it with any of these cultures that the gender freaks claim were so "gender diverse?"

 

[Sean Andalou]

Off topic:
Male and female in an electrical context goes back to Thomas Edison.
Leftist objecting to it goes back to whichever wave of feminism (I lost count) was in the 1970s.

---

Again with the "my culture had third genders until the evil colonists came." How true is this with India?

Hijras. A eunuch cult considered a nuisance even before the British Raj.

---

Back on track with a pooner L.
File this one under "Sure. That'll work".

Reddit -- Archive

Spoiler: The whole thing.

My favorite way to react to passive-aggressive misgendering: regardless of how much you do or don't feel like you pass, pretend that you look like Arnold Schwarzenegger and react accordingly.

Since you look like Arnold Schwarzenegger, you've never been misgendered before in your life and you're more confused by it than mad. What's this person's deal? Are they trying to start something or are they just unbelievably oblivious?

As a man who's secure in his masculinity, you of course want to start with the more generous assumption - this person must be very confused. Correct them in a tone that's not offended, more surprised and just a touch condescending. I'm a man, obviously... you doing okay? You meant to say "him," right? What do you mean "is this the right bathroom," are you lost?

Then move on past the awkward moment. No need to start a fight over this, I'm sure they're embarrassed already, and if they aren't I just don't know what their problem is. Annnnyyyywayyyy how bout them Celtics and it sure has been cold lately!

Does this have a 100% effectiveness rate in convincing cis people to check themselves? No, although it's surprisingly high - people get embarrassed a lot more easily than they concede a debate point. But it is very effective in reminding yourself that you aren't asking for some big favor or political statement. It's just what any man would expect. They're the one who's making this awkward.

This is a particularly poonerish instance of something the Democrats tried with Jim Vance.

 

[Hoi Polloi]

Buddy, the mere fact that you are basing this on Joe Ricci and the Élan School tells me that this is not a good technique and will more likely than not cause lasting psychological damage.


Again with the "my culture had third genders until the evil colonists came." How true is this with India? How true is it with any of these cultures that the gender freaks claim were so "gender diverse?"

The historic third gender in India was/is the Hijra, who were just eunuchs. Like most of these "indigenous" third gender retcons, they're very clearly a way of trying to explain away or ostracise-without-expulsion gay men (note that there's few if any instances of these third genders applying to women). The logic is somewhat this way: you're clearly not a real man, but given biological reality you're not a woman either = you're some weird third thing, you can go fuck around with the women if you want but you'll never be one of them.

It speaks far more about the approach to homosexuality (i.e. sort of recognising it in men but being very clear that 'men' aren't gay, and simply not recognising it in women at all) of these cultures than it does about their attitudes to sex/gender. It's only in recent years that these concepts have been applied to troonery and in pretty much every case with extreme retconning.

In the case of Hijra, people try to sanitise it by saying it was India's way of classifying those with DSDs. However, this is far from the truth with the overwhelming majority being unamibguous males who had to undergo total castration to enter into the subculture. Lots of modern sources posit this as a voluntary rite-of-passage but I highly doubt that that is the case.

It is indeed true that British colonists tried very, very hard to end Hijra practice because it was quite rightly seen as disgusting.

 

[FinnSven]

Again with the "my culture had third genders until the evil colonists came." How true is this with India? How true is it with any of these cultures that the gender freaks claim were so "gender diverse?"

They mean the Hijra, which basically are just eunuchs.

Before troonery, they were one of the many insane things in India variously tolerated and hated but accepted as part of their fabric of society for complex mystical reasons.

Some would be more like Thai Kathooey, feminized males usually for prostitution, but others would be like beggars who would menace funerals due to a belief in particular regions that the presence of one at a funeral would spell karmic doom for the deceased.

Many Hijra would be gelded boys given willingly to or kidnapped by Hijra gangs run by a Fagin or Pimp Hijra.
Pickpocketing, normal begging and flashing unsuspecting people were their rackets.

Anthropologists theorize that they first emerged as a caste to be able to go between segregated men and women, then they found their way into the general insane cultural chaos of India.

And now they are considered Indian Troons.
To be fair, I don’t see a downside, most pajeets beg to see bobs and Vagene on the internet, so why would they know the difference between that, male chests and shriveled dicks?

 

[Chickenpolar]

I'm classifying this as a Double L.


(a)

(a)

Trans tights are women's tights!

 

[There She Glows]

Again with the "my culture had third genders until the evil colonists came." How true is this with India? How true is it with any of these cultures that the gender freaks claim were so "gender diverse?"

I have worked pretty closely with local tribes professionally and have socialized personally with a lot of local natives so I'm decently familiar with their culture and history for a whitey. Something I have noticed is that the "two-spirit" concept has been shoehorned into all of the publications and marketing around their public events even though none of the tribes involved have any tradition whatsoever around it or any "third gender" concept that I'm aware of. It's ironic considering how important it is to native organizers that tribes not be lumped in together. I've heard it explained multiple times that even tribes in the same geographical area are as different as England and France culturally with different political goals and customs. But for some reason in these social gatherings based around preserving pre-colonial cultures that have existed for a millenia, gender shit that never existed in that culture must be included.

 

[InteracialBowelSyndrome]

Troon posts (probably) made up story of boomer making jokes while not realizing he's talking to one. Troon thinks he won argument.

Doesn't get that the boomer could obviously tell he was a troon because HE DOESN'T PASS.

 

[Sean Andalou]

Doesn't get that the boomer could obviously tell he was a troon because HE DOESN'T PASS.

My suspicion: Overheard "boomer", confabulated the rest of the story.

 

[SnergenFlergen]

Had I been born in India, I doubt I would have been as far along in my transition as I am today. I honestly doubt if I ever would have realized I was trans at all.

Quite a loaded slip of the tongue there.

Why would anyone need to 'realize' they're trans if it's an essential and intrinsic part of their nature? I don't ever recall having to go through a realization process in order to work out that I am a man, and I feel pretty confident in saying that my being a man isn't and wasn't ever geographically contingent.

It's a direct and unambiguous admission that this shit is nothing more than a western-born social contagion. You're quite right Ravi, you most likely wouldn't have been groomed into being 'realized you were' trans if you're parents had remained in India- and you'd likely have been much happier for it.

Well, as happy as anyone living in India can be, at any rate.