Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Vampirella]

Deathfats, troons, and pooners all have serious mental health issues that manifest as intensely negative, destructive relationships with their own bodies, and they all try to make it everybody else's obligation to appease them. But they can't be appeased; their unaddressed mental issues won't allow it.

These are also the same people that scream that they need people in movies and video games to look like them or they can't connect to the story. For all of their screaming about empathy they really lack it.

 

[Fapcop]

Their website is HORRIFYING. Unlike some (most?) Kiwis I actually find certain gender non-conforming non-troon people attractive, these people are not those.

Here are some fat pooners and a pozzed fag modeling jockstraps.

Spoiler: Don't click this if you're eating

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Check out the brickhons in the gaff section

Spoiler: That's a man, baby

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I leave you with this melted chocolate ice cream modeling a $65 binder.

Spoiler: Oh yeah, no one can tell you're a woman with that purple bra on

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It's funny how you can clock every one of them instantly. And how they threw the skeletal faggot into every category to try and throw people off.

WTF is it with pooners and jockstraps?! It’s like it’s more popular with them than with actual men. Can’t think of a man who uses them except like football players.

Truly horrific site btw!

And if by some miracle they found a tranny that looked like a woman, not even an attractive one, they would bitch, because it's just promoting impossible beauty standards or something.

Nah man. That’s woman talk. Ironically almost always directed at other women.

I’ve yet to see a troon seriously say that about another troon. The occasional Redditor huffing his own farts excepted. If anything troons are just going to goon to pics of “attractive” trannies.

THREADTAX!

Not a tranny L per se, but def. a tranny-adjacent L.

Young guy managed to become impotent through a troon.



“Gee, how could this happen?!?”
Easy answer champ, your penis is trying to cash checks your brain can’t cover.

 

[Slideshow Bill]

Troon who skinwalks the trashy-thot influencer type cries on TikTok about his new "M"-marker passport:
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(Threatening Uber's office with suicide is a new one for me.)

I look cunt but it says male

Why doesn't your gay male voice, vocabulary and demeanor give you dysphoria?

I for sure can't go to Dubai, where I'll get arrested

Arrested is best case scenario, dude.

 

[Leather Gliscor]

WTF is it with pooners and jockstraps?! It’s like it’s more popular with them than with actual men. Can’t think of a man who uses them except like football players

Jockstraps are very popular with gay men. Pooners adopt jockstraps to feel "manlier" or to fit in with gay men. It's also not hard to see why a packer may fall out easily considering jockstraps are intended for real male body support, but not a detached silicone accessory.

 

[Owls Owls Owls]

Their website is HORRIFYING. Unlike some (most?) Kiwis I actually find certain gender non-conforming non-troon people attractive, these people are not those.

Here are some fat pooners and a pozzed fag modeling jockstraps.

Spoiler: Don't click this if you're eating

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Check out the brickhons in the gaff section

Spoiler: That's a man, baby

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I leave you with this melted chocolate ice cream modeling a $65 binder.

Spoiler: Oh yeah, no one can tell you're a woman with that purple bra on

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It's funny how you can clock every one of them instantly. And how they threw the skeletal faggot into every category to try and throw people off.

Somehow, despite the years, I continue to be jumpscared by Trannies' lack of hips. I knew what was under the spoilers and still something in my brain screamed 'WRONG' at me when I saw them. Not to mention the giant shoulders.

The hairy, skinny one just confuses me. Is that meant to be a diaper?

 

[Izdaja Slika]

Has anyone noticed mainstream democrats are not saying anything about this? Like the most I have seen is loose lip service about how "oh yeah its really bad love is love or whatever." I think they may finally be healing from 2016 derangement and realizing that making men in dresses drugging your kids a plank of their platform is retarded.

Democrats aren't specifically addressing a UK judgment, but Democrats and leftists are still resisting any change to trans supremacy. Democrat-held school boards and cities and states are openly defying Trump's executive order.

So, I'm sorry to say, it is way too optimistic to think Democrats have made any meaningful change in their hardon for trannies.

 

[Pig Cups]

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Look at the difference in the hand size between those two. Horrid. Instantly made me think of this:


I mean, the sizing differences are plainly visible when it’s a single troon standing by himself, but putting one next to a real woman makes it all the more jarring. Much like how any pictures of Ellen Page alone make it clear what a scrawny, tiny nothing she is. But show her next to a man? Hold on to your hat…

 

[Fapcop]

Troon who skinwalks the trashy-thot influencer type cries on TikTok about his new "M"-marker passport:
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(Threatening Uber's office with suicide is a new one for me.)

Those giant man hands with fake nails will never not give me the creeps. For some reason I find dolled up brickhun hands to be worse than stinkditches to look at.

 

[stupid frog]

Please stop posting pictures of trans men with "so you'd want HIM in your toilet?", acting as if the trans man is a potential threat. It's really not going to help us in the long run, and is likely to stir up further trans panic.

"Stop treating us like we all treat cis males!"

So we are a dreaded secret third thing.

NIGGA YOU ARE A THIRD THING IF YOU GOT THE SURGERY. YOU ARE A FREAK -- TRANS.

My bet is that he had a dress ready.

Probably white.

Troon who skinwalks the trashy-thot influencer type cries on TikTok about his new "M"-marker passport:

lol, his crying is giving "gay male" and "fake".

 

[Écho Öwl]

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Reminds me of car commercials—where they show the car for sale in on an empty rural road, blasting along. No traffic.

Where in reality you’re stuck in an urban hellscape idling along at 10kph. The ad imagery is illusionary. Or on the rural road you have to follow farmer Billy’s manure cart for 40km at 15kph.

Like a gigahon and (could be?) woman trying out lingerie together in some imaginary trans affectionate and affirming ritual you were promised! This lingerie will get you the female affection you deserve!!!

 

[Dolly Brooks]

Troon who skinwalks the trashy-thot influencer type cries on TikTok about his new "M"-marker passport:
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(Threatening Uber's office with suicide is a new one for me.)

“I can’t go to Dubai!” Sure you can bro, you just can’t a) falsify your documents and use opposite sex facilities and b) dress like a GTA loading screen chick. I can’t go to Egypt and dress like BloodRayne. We all have problems.

 

[SnergenFlergen]

And if by some miracle they found a tranny that looked like a woman, not even an attractive one, they would bitch, because it's just promoting impossible beauty standards or something.

This is exactly right. I've said this multiple times in response to trannies moaning about the lack of tranny characters in video games. They don't seem to realise that putting one in a video game is a sure-fire way for it to get dogpiled - by trannies.

Tranny character doesn't pass? Harmful stereotype.
Tranny character passes too well? Trans erasure/setting impossible standards.
Anything in between? At least one tranny sect will find something 'problematic' to bitch about.

This is not to mention the fact that trannies are a vanishingly small portion of the population and the majority of the remaining majority fucking hates them- and will hate the character (and the game it's in by extension) regardless.

It's a guaranteed shitty PR move and it's all a result of their well-earned reputation as retards who chimp the fuck out about anything and everything. They are their own worst enemies in all matters- when you try to appease trannies, you will only succeed in upsetting everyone (including and especially trannies).

 

[AfghanBlue]

Has this nigga ever seen another human cry? Couldn't be bothered to toss some water on his brick face before hitting record?

1/10 would not watch again. Kindergarten production of Our Town acting quality except kindergarteners are cute and supposed to be bad.

Honestly I think that's real crying, just after having so much surgery it makes it impossible to get the tears going. They are probably causing a mould leak inside.
Anyway. Who the fuck wants to go to Dubai? Go somewhere where women aren't second class citizens and the country isn't built and serviced by literal imported slaves maybe? Let alone somewhere where there is an active threat of being 'found out' even if you have the precious F.

These fools also need to realise that it's doing them a favour having it sorted now. Because if they try going through on an old one, it will flag as fraudulent, and they will be sent to either a jail or detention center (male bunks) while the documentation is sorted out, however long that takes. Not pleasant at all.

Boo hoo tho, you can't go to dubai and get human toilet-ed by the worst of the worst of rich Arabs. And just like with real women, good luck if something bad happens thinking you'll get any backup from authorities whatsoever. Being a troon that is doubled, you'd just get snitched and executed.

"gat summhin against the men's room?"

 

[stupid frog]

"gat summhin against the men's room?"

>I wear pink so I am a woman!!!

Kill urself

 

[Nigger Respecter]

This is exactly right. I've said this multiple times in response to trannies moaning about the lack of tranny characters in video games. They don't seem to realise that putting one in is a sure-fire way for a video game to get dogpiled by them.

Tranny character doesn't pass? Harmful stereotype.
Tranny character passes too well? Trans erasure/setting impossible standards.
Anything in between? At least one tranny sect will find something to bitch about.

This is not to mention the fact that trannies are a vanishingly small portion of the population and the majority of the remaining majority fucking hates them- so will hate the character (and the game it's in) regardless.

It's a guaranteed bad PR move and all of it is a result of their well-earned reputation as retards who chimp the fuck out about anything and everything. They are their own worst enemies in all matters- when you try to appease trannies, you will only succeed in upsetting everyone (including and especially trannies).

Above all else, the tranny's main hobby--more than tucking his dick between his balls and prancing in his bedroom, more than making women uncomfortable in public, more than grooming teenagers--is bitching about shit on the computer. You can never appease someone when they thoroughly enjoy complaining

 

[Angry New Ager]

This is not to mention the fact that trannies are a vanishingly small portion of the population and the majority of the remaining majority fucking hates them- so will hate the character (and the game it's in) regardless.

It's a guaranteed bad PR move and all of it is a result of their well-earned reputation as retards who chimp the fuck out about anything and everything. They are their own worst enemies in all matters- when you try to appease trannies, you will only succeed in upsetting everyone (including and especially trannies).

I don't bother watching recent movies or TV shows any more, but I pay just enough attention to know that very, very few of them have featured trans characters and/or actors, despite Hollywood's vocal public support for troons and pooners, and enthusiasm for trooning and pooning their own kids.

In the case of movies, in particular, it's because outside of the US, Canada, and some EU countries there is no desire on the part of audiences to see tranny propaganda on the screen, and in a lot of markets it's enough to kill a film. The international market for films, which includes not just theatrical releases but things like in-flight movies on airplanes, TV broadcasts, availability on streaming services, etc., is huge, and often what makes a particular film break even, if not profitable.

So no matter how much keening about how Trans Rights are Human Rights happens in LA, the people who are making, promoting, and distributing movies, and are focused on the bottom line, know that tranny content is going to be the kiss of death internationally. There are a lot of places on Earth that are unapologetic about not wanting to see black actors in starring roles, including China; no way are they going to tolerate Hollywood degenerates trying to push troons on them.

And I imagine gaming faces a similar issue—are gamers, domestic as well as foreign, likely to reject a game due to the inclusion of clockable troon characters? Because if so, adding them for the sake of "representation," to appease a bunch of spoiled First-worlders, is going to be a very costly piece of virtue signalling.

 

[Two by Four]

I seem to recall some LULz from years ago (maybe it was from Mister Metokur?) about how Smash Bros players as a group have a serious hygiene problem to the point where venues started imposing "no stink" rules.

Anyone else recall something like this?

Spoiler: Off-topic nerdsmell sperging

It's a running theme in all gaymer gatherings, not just smash. Multiple organisers have gotten praise (and condemnation) for setting up deodorant at their sign up tables since maybe 2016ish.

The most aggressive measure I know of came in 2019; Konami added a hygiene clause to the YuGiOh competitive ruleset so that being stinky can get you disqualified. Meanwhile, troon sanctuary that it is, Magic: the Gathering has no such rules (though a particularly offensive odor may earn you a talking to for disrupting other players).

 

[Pattern Noticer]

And I imagine gaming faces a similar issue—are gamers, domestic as well as foreign, likely to reject a game due to the inclusion of clockable troon characters? Because if so, adding them for the sake of "representation," to appease a bunch of spoiled First-worlders, is going to be a very costly piece of virtue signalling.

I think part of the reason Marvel Rivals is successful is that almost all the characters are traditionally attractive.

 

[₲litches]

Troon who skinwalks the trashy-thot influencer type cries on TikTok about his new "M"-marker passport:
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(Threatening Uber's office with suicide is a new one for me.)

Aw Hon, don’t cry - that little bitty “M” means nothing. It’s the lack of industrial-strength filters that really clocks you at security.



Oop - there you are!

 

[Chappell's Lost Earring]

Troon who skinwalks the trashy-thot influencer type cries on TikTok about his new "M"-marker passport:
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(Threatening Uber's office with suicide is a new one for me.)

So your "$50,000 coochie" makes you female? I cannot roll my eyes hard enough. Zero sympathy from me. I'd love $50,000 in this economy to spend on anything else. Not sorry about your problems, bro.

“I can’t go to Dubai!” Sure you can bro, you just can’t a) falsify your documents and use opposite sex facilities and b) dress like a GTA loading screen chick. I can’t go to Egypt and dress like BloodRayne. We all have problems.

Exactly. There are plenty of places I refuse to travel to as a woman, and I know there are places men avoid too simply because they are unsafe locations for anyone. Even if you do travel, it is important to respect the locations cultures, including the gender norms there. Such a privileged take to assume everywhere in the world should accept you exactly as you are.