Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

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Peaches the Wonder Cat said:
u/m2wtf is a live one.

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Such a feminine five o'clock shadow!
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Holy shit Nick Mullen trooned out?

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Tangled Headphones said:
I guess now. All trans people, yeah, because they didn't exist before the internet. Fags have been a thing forever though.
But I guess so have pedos and everything else. Idfk I'm mostly curious.
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I think there's two types of trannies.

One type has a mental disorder that genuinely makes them think they are born in the wrong body. I think this has maybe always existed but is very rare.

The second type is also mentally ill, but they don't have the same illness as the first. They are either extreme fetishists, attention seekers, abuse survivors, etc. There is probably an endless list of co-morbid mental problems or environmental contributors that lead to them seeking to change sex as a solution, unlike the first type though they are far more clearly aware that they will never be the opposite sex and they overcompensate for this with how much they push this shit on everyone else, are aggressive to those who deny them etc. This is definitely a much more recent phenomenon, and is a social contagion.

I don't know if or when we'll have an effective treatment for the first kind, but I have a feeling that future generations will look back on 'SRS' the same way we look back on lobotomies.

The second kind probably does have more effective treatments available right now, but they have been deceived into mutilating themselves by the gender identity cult. It's fucking tragic, and it terrifies me that this could happen to my kid.
 
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Based dad.
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Don't worry tho, Hugbox to the rescue!
So let's see.
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Hmm.
Regrets top surgery.
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Honestly, I wouldn't.
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The regret train left the station long before the scalpel came out.
So, I've seen a couple of these awful bound tits -
It's said to be common for boobs to be slightly mismatched size wise, but in my personal experience never anything even faintly noticeable, other than maybe to the tit owner.. but think this much?
Do hormones maybe fuck up the growth?
I'm gonna hypothesise that it's possibly likely to do with the Tifs dominant side- say you're right handed, getting more crushed and damaged because you are using your muscles on that side more, and it provokes the negative effects of the right binding more. One gets squashed flatter and longer due to more regular pressure and irritation from movement.
Or some such shit.
That's my very quick guess, but we have indeed seen quite a few of these super fucked up unmatched ruinboobs over in the SRS thread.
 
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AfghanBlue said:
Based dad.
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Don't worry tho, Hugbox to the rescue!
So let's see.
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Hmm.
Regrets top surgery.
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Honestly, I wouldn't.
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The regret train left the station long before the scalpel came out.
So, I've seen a couple of these awful bound tits -
It's said to be common for boobs to be slightly mismatched size wise, but in my personal experience never anything even faintly noticeable, other than maybe to the tit owner.. but think this much?
Do hormones maybe fuck up the growth?
I'm gonna hypothesise that it's possibly likely to do with the Tifs dominant side- say you're right handed, getting more cursed and damaged because you are using your muscles on that side mroe, and it provokes the negative effects of the right binding more. One gets squashed flatter and longer due to more regular pressure and irritation from movement.
Or some such shit.
That's my very quick guess, but we have indeed seen quite a few of these super fucked up unmatched ruinboobs over in the SRS thread.
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I try to avoid that thread, so I've forgotten how fucked up binding is. My first reaction was "poor thing, I wonder how she got granny tits that young" and how I'd lop em off too in that situation. But no, these are totally self-inflicted jesus christ. You have to be delusional to do this.
 
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5 Bar Days said:
With all these sad, desperate, and lonely pooners, I'm surprised no guys have taken advantage of what must be the ultimate grift: pooner masculinity coach. Just teach some mentally ill chick to do cartoonishly masculine things like smashing a beer can on your head and insist that practice makes perfect so you can see some dumpy retard smash themselves in the head with like 30 cans and pay you hundreds for the privilege.
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Saint Agustin said:
That's... not a bad idea tbh. Teach them how to pee standing up, burp loudly, have a messy house, eat without napkins and stereotypically DUDE BRO behavior.

Not a bad grift. Even in book form ain't a bad grift.
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It wouldn't work if you tried to make them do actually masculine things. It needs to be a therapeutic retreat for women branded as the DudeBroKing Ranch for Macho Men.

Goofus: Welcome to Man Camp, we're going drink whisky, shoot guns, and smoke cigars.
Pooners: Umm, that actually sounds really toxic and honestly kind of dangerous?

Gallant: The first rule of Man Camp....is that it's okay to cry.
Pooners: I'm finally home 😭😭😭
 
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5 Bar Days said:
With all these sad, desperate, and lonely pooners, I'm surprised no guys have taken advantage of what must be the ultimate grift: pooner masculinity coach. Just teach some mentally ill chick to do cartoonishly masculine things like smashing a beer can on your head and insist that practice makes perfect so you can see some dumpy retard smash themselves in the head with like 30 cans and pay you hundreds for the privilege.
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uuuuuuuuh Ayden Tate
 
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Nick Obre said:
Well, we have to find the video

Also "falsely accused of sexual assault". Yeah sure.
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The video never surfaced. Nelly_Bean has come up before in the sideshows thread, she is almost certainly a TERF troll. All her* stories are over the top and ridiculous and end up with her getting ridiculed, filmed, or charged with assault. It's very good trolling, I will give her that.

*using female pronouns under the assumption that the person running the account is, for once, an actual woman.
 
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Turtle Dreamer said:
What the fuck is a malefail other than a description of the tranny’s sex and life status?
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Wiktionary, the troon dictionary, has you covered: https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/male-fail
male-fail (third-person singular simple present male-fails, present participle male-failing, simple past and past participle male-failed)
  1. (transgender, of a trans woman) To fail to pass as a male, owing to a successful MTF transition.
    I just male-failed with a customer and I'm so happy!
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So when someone calls a MtF tranny either they/them pronouns or she/her pronouns without being prompted.
There used to be a thread about obscure LGBT terms, anyone know where it is, I can't find it.
 
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Cole009 said:
Made an account solely to put this out. I know a guy who got groomed into trooning out by his suicidal, horny friends. Nigga wanted me to call him Roxxane and use She/Her shit. How do I try and make this dude normal again?
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You make he sees how stupid his look and try to cut his contact with this "friends" and you better not miss or else he will only get deeper on his troonancy.
 
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reminder that to get convicted of sexual assault, you pretty much need to be caught red handed and need a mountain of evidence, then sympathetic police.

Even if you do everything right, don't shower, go directly to the doctor and then the police, explain exactly what happened and how, and have witnesses, you might not get justice. the police won't necessarily take it seriously, think its an injustice that the man might face a long time in prison, and pressure you not to press charges. they send you to hospital to get a full examination, and say they'll take your statement after. three hours of waiting in hospital later, you give up and go home because you need to clean yourself, you need to wash him off you, and the thought of having another stranger, not necessarily a woman, in your intimate areas is unbearable. three hours of trying not to scream at the thought of another violation, then having to return to the unsympathetic police who've already basically said they think this is your fault and its unfair to press charges, is long enough to make most women give up.

i don't want to say which country this was in or when it happened, but i've spoken to many rape survivors, and not a single one got justice for their rapist. usually because it happens behind closed doors with no witnesses and if they do report it to the police, the men lie, so the police NFA it.


so i don't believe for a second that anyone actually convicted of sexual assault is innocent

love his slight at KF at the end, yes there are a lot of traumatised TERFs on here who don't want dicks in women only places. if he had an ounce of compassion in him, he'd respect their needs. consent accident enjoyers are exactly why so many women need single sex places.
 
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