Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[FAT&HARAM]

Retarded word salad bingo.

This is another one who is announcing that they are available for grooming by one of the many pedo trannies.

 

[SimplyScrumptious]

This is another one who is announcing that they are available for grooming by one of the many pedo trannies.

Don’t worry, the pedos did find him.

He seems like a very normal human…

 

[Potato Burrito]

Is It Possible That I Was Tomboyish To The Extent That I Didn't Notice My Gender Disphoria, Even When Puberty Hit Me?

It's not enough these pornsick freaks colonized womanhood, now they're taking tomboy too. Somehow I'm more offended by that than I am their appropriation of periods, their period talk is so comically wrong and anti-science I find it funny more than offensive.

It's like when the MA'AMs call themselves butch. Sir that's literally a man. As in what you are.

First they erased actual tomboys by encouraging them to lop their tits off and larp as short froggy men, now the XY freaks are moving in to replace them. This is some dystopian body snatchers shit.

 

[monstrous bubo]

In some Asian cultures, what you do is not just what you do, it's who you are. Personality begets occupation and occupation begets personality. It's why it's hard to "do it all". If you're a doctor, then you're a doctor. You can't be a creative type as a hobby (especially if you're only mediocre) if you're an academic type. I don't know how to properly describe it but it's like seeing other people as Pokémon with categories and traits, but not fully developed individual people.
Anyway, you will never be white boy, you will never be woman.

That’s super interesting. Is Japan one of those? If so, that explains why Yukio Mishima’s refusal to stay in one lane might have annoyed them so. Presumably that sort of thinking affects gender roles too, so just being gender non-conforming (urgh, hate that term) is harder there.

THREAD TAX

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I’m living in a city full of homophobes and Transphobes, they stare at me weirdly all the time when I’m walking on the street and some ask me about my gender. Also on the internet I’ve been recently added to a group that surprisingly and unfortunately new generation’s cis girls there are so transphobic and when they saw a rainbow flag in my room reacted badly. I’m really tired of all these hates, I don’t wanna come back to the closet again and wanna be myself. I would appreciate if you give me some advice to make this life easier tnx

Non-binary but getting a sigmoid colon fuck tunnel, and uses she/her, so he should be able to work out how to deal with girls being mean to him, seeing as he’s so femme.

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[Jizzrag]

Dump from ttt.

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lesbian couple in my family i haven't seen in 8 years comes to a family gathering, mogging ensues

i will never be in a real lesbian couple i will never be a pretty gay girl i will always be a weird girly manthing no matter what my cissoid gf says

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being ugly was a lot more tolerable when everyone saw me just as a man

at least i could just dissapear literally nobody thinks about the ugly guy doing some shopping

but now that im the noticable hon to everyone who glanced at me i get to experience high levels of stress everytime the grocery store is slightly busy

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If I could give any non-passing trans person in-hindsight advice it would be never coming out to friends and family

All it did was either make things harder or kill any motivation I have. Having people in your ear constantly remind you how over it is sucks. That or tell your friends and just leave them after. It’s not worth the emotional baggage dealing with them. Even with my best friends I feel like they like me less and talk to me less now. I pretty much only talk to them for shitty hon voice training now anyways.

And unless you have the most supporting family ever, just don’t mention it. It’s ruined so much

It also means now they have to be more sensitive around me, and I know if I ever hurt myself they’ll blame themselves even more, then turn around and detransition my corpse out of spite anyways. Or if I mess up and end up braindead they’d detransition me too then. It’s awesome being out to people and still having to not tell them your name because all it would do is start another fight, and bring up a million more “ywnbaw. You will never get a good job. You will always be alone. You will never have any friends talks”. All from the people who say they love you more than anything. But it’s okay then you can vent to friends who will slowly grow more disgusted with you, stop talking to you, get uncomfortable if you say you’re unhappy being trans, or if you’re lucky will just straight up tell you how worthless they think trans women are

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I'm hitting 5 years (I think, I honestly don't remember exactly) of HRT and am coming to the realization that this is it

My boobs are still small, ugly, deformed sacks. I'm a fat fuck who gained all the weight they lost during the lockdown back in just 6 months. I still haven't had SRS or any of the minor FFS things I want (my goal was to have at least SRS by 25 but lmao)

Plus all this is happening at the same time that my wife is finally getting her top surgery after years of waiting, and my best trans friend is getting SRS next month. And I'm just feeling like life has passed me by

 

[Gunter Hatherer]

Retarded word salad bingo.

And every one of those items a distinct gender, NOT just a kink.

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Tax:

https://www.reddit.com/r/MtF/comments/174t07j/is_it_bad_that_im_unsure_on_what_i_want_done/

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/cmwb4

Problem: Need to transition. That much is clear. But to what exactly?

Key quote and additional issue --

My psychiatrist hasn't considered writing a letter for me as he wants me under 200lbs before he will ...

Checked user id, lots of other posts, found pic:



Not nearly as bad as I would have guessed.

 

[LavenderMenace]

A lot of these trannies just need to be plain gay/lesbian and stop there. I feel like ALLLLOOOTT OF ISSUES would be solved. Too bad being just a fag isn’t enough for these ogres.

 

[glass_houses]

lesbian couple in my family i haven't seen in 8 years comes to a family gathering, mogging ensues

i will never be in a real lesbian couple i will never be a pretty gay girl i will always be a weird girly manthing no matter what my cissoid gf says

'Cissoid gf'

You can just feel the love, tenderness, gratitude and respect he has for his loyal, faithful, supportive girlfriend. They're so lucky to have each other.

 

[Niggergante]

It's the Juggalo Pooner prophesied in the Pooner Zoo!
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To her benefit, I thought it was an autistic man at a glance.

 

[SimplyScrumptious]

This morning we have this thing.
Can you tell what it is?? Can you tell how old?? Can you guess diagnosis’s??

Spoiler: Answers

it’s a pooner! She is 25/26 in that photo! Has ADHD, BPD, and anxiety.

Somehow has multiple partners


Has leaky zippertits.


I’ll give her credit, if I saw her I wouldn’t have a clue what she’s supposed to be

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

Wanna be only moderately a woman?
Ask for advice how to pick and choose.

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https://www.reddit.com/r/MtF/comments/174l9zl/are_there_transfems_that_get_double_masectomy/

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/wsPfx

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Ah, yes, just some casual radiation therapy to the chest wall. What could possibly go wrong? Since they want to return to the early 20th century in so many ways, it's not surprising that they are very enthusiastic about radium.

 

[Oliver Onions]

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I love that even with all the power of the Chinaman's filters, the dude on the left still looks like Buzz Lightyear with eyeliner and a bad wig.

 

[PetiteFeet]

Can you tell what it is?? Can you tell how old?? Can you guess diagnosis’s??

genuinely thought it was a troon but no, she's just a really unfortunate woman. Now that I actually know she's a woman, the more I look at her face the more I agree that that is indeed a biological female.

Has leaky zippertits.

The fact that she didn't seek immediate medical help when her tit started leaking and just shrugged "oh I'm lactating" is killing me.
JFC.
BPD autistic trannies deserve everything they get, don't they.

Jonathan Yaniv's (relatively) more hinged twin brother?

Spoiler: Grandpa's biography

1 month away from rebirthday number 28. Feels like it was just yesterday that I turned my life topsy -turvy. Aside from finding someone to love it's been a pretty good ride but a lot of that is my fault. I went stealth in a cis world when my preference was T4T or AFABs. Now it's too late. I was born too early for all the good stuff too. I missed laser. I missed insurance paying for stuff. I missed FFS. And I missed out on finding someone like me, someone I could relate to which sounds funny because I have a 1/4 of a million followers. Now everyone is so much younger than I am. I do fit with young people because inside I'm young. All my friends are young. I am loved but I will never be loved in that special way and it makes me sad. I never should have done stealth and never should have lost touch with my community. But I am proud of the things I have done. I, with my ex, raised 3 boys who are all successful. I worked 46 years until retirement. I changed some peoples lives (thank you Ashley Adamson for friending me and teaching me to be a warrior), saved a few, and helped many through transition which I am proud of. I've been a Mom to the ones who lost their Mom due to transition. Truth is, I am blessed to be in this community where the beauty of peoples struggles to become their true self is inspirational. I love trans folks. I truly do...

Alternate timeline Gothic Queen Cobra?

What Can My Wife Call Me Instead Of "Husband"?
The replies are worth reading. There's some cope and lunacy, and I suspect some wives who are secretly mourning their husbands..

46 Yo. 6 Mo HRT. 100 Days Out. Discovering How To Make Faces With My Ever Changing Face!

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I used to try to be as invisible as possible, disguise my face behind a beard, and hide from mirrors in boy mode. But in girl mode, I’m fascinated by actually seeing my face and actually take selfies on the reg.

(No surgical procedures or electrolysis. While I’m trying to save up for electrolysis now, all surgical elements I would wait for 4-5 years in, just to see the final changes from HRT.)

If that's without getting his beard lasered, I'm impressed. But Soyjak faces looks good on no one.

Grandpa has a fetish.

Hmmm, MorrisDay1984 doesn't seem to be appreciated.

Based.

The source of the "no filters" comment. I wish trannies would learn to put on makeup proper or just not use any at all..

 

[monstrous bubo]

If that's without getting his beard lasered, I'm impressed. But Soyjak faces looks good on no one.

Megan Renee Super Hon’s body hair is too light for laser. She hasn’t started electrolysis either. Currently she’s just shaving.

 

[Procrastinhater]

TiF transitions, rids herself of her problems, gets a girlfriend, and lives happily ever after.
Wait no nevermind.

Spoiler: I don’t want to be intimate with my partner. Ever again.

Prefacing this by saying I’m not asexual

I just can’t do it anymore. It’s not just the sex but being touched at all. I feel like an embarrassment. I don’t feel desirable as any gender and anyone who says I am must be lying to me. Im too small and weak to be attractive as a man. Too masculine for a girl. It’s not that I regret transitioning I just wish I wasn’t born.

We figured out how to have me top them anally with my natal bits but when we do it most of the time I just feel… pathetic. I cant really get a proper motion going without slipping out and having to readjust constantly. And I can see how ugly and fem my silhouette is. I barely go in anyways which they say they don’t mind/they can feel it/too deep is uncomfortable/they like it but I know no one really wants a dude with tits and a micro yk? Like I know i’m inadequate in that department but they insist I use my growth instead of my fingers. I just feel like an idiot. And confused.

Plus being asked if i’m hard/horny is humiliating. It should be obvious. But instead they have to awkwardly feel around to check for a thing that’s barely there. I don’t even think they can tell without looking for my reaction. I’m just a sad excuse for a boyfriend and my body doesn’t even work right. I don’t even think they enjoy it either. I can tell they’re using kid gloves on me and always worried I’ll get dysphoric or black out (unrelated ptsd).

I never want them to touch me ever again. It might kill our relationship but I can’t do it anymore. I can’t keep feeling subhuman in my own life.

If you read to the end of my sad ramblings then thank you. Also my condolences.

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Lmfao eat shit Pooner.
That's seriously some of the saddest shit I've ever read.
In the words of the late great Billy May's,
"Why the fuck would you offer this information?!?"
Seriously why the fuck would someone even admit this even if it was true?
And also what the fuck did she expect?
She's a woman trying to LARP as a man without the equipment or the brain to do it.
Inadequate Pooners.

 

[indigoisviolet]

also, chronically housing-insecure? I know (((they))) pushed out the word “homeless“ with “unhoused” but is that not woke enough?

It very much reads like they are trying to pimp their tranny sub out to a naive middle aged guy who they plan to rob and murder, hence all the hush hush "don't tell anyone about any of this" end section.

Either that or this is the very least appealing proposition in human history: "I need to offload my pennyless, feckless, unhygienic, lying, chronic drug addict, paedophile cross dressing, hysterical flatmate, asap, for free" and yet the author is apparently oblivious. It could only be worse if the troon was a nigger who'd skipped bail on top.

 

[SimplyScrumptious]

Hmmm, MorrisDay1984 doesn't seem to be appreciated

Troons hate MorrisDay because they speak the truth lmfao. Sadly I can see them getting banned for not hugboxing and lying.

Grandpa has a fetish
Old person photo angle too ohmygod. What do the 55+ even get out of transitioning?? Surely their bodies are already too fucked to be risking hormones and surgeries? Just seems like a midlife crisis and an excuse to ditch the family.

everyone is so much younger than I am

inside I'm young. All my friends are young

This just reads like a discord groomer wtf. I bet the majority of the “young friends” are in their teens. Don’t worry, MissKitty69 will teach you how to diy & transition without your parents knowing. Just don’t forget to send me lots of progress pictures. And always call me mummy.
Barf.

 

[gorgoroth7134]

Some of my favourite screenshots…

"unclockable" they really need to put more money into their marketing then

Uncontrolled, repeat bouncing is both humiliating and hurts like a bitch. Good to know my pain and abject humiliation affirms you!

They don't just believe you SHOULD be humiliated, but they themselves want to be humiliated. It's part of the fetish.

THREAD TAX:
I fell down a rabbithole of r/transtimelines all morning.

 

[Procrastinhater]

"unclockable" they really need to put more money into their marketing then



They don't just believe you SHOULD be humiliated, but they themselves want to be humiliated. It's part of the fetish.

THREAD TAX:
I fell down a rabbithole of r/transtimelines all morning.
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Physiognomy is real. Some of these look like total speds, but just about every troon I've ever seen has the same slightly vacant look in their eyes, the Chris Chan autism stare if you see what I'm saying.
There's always something slightly off FAS face, eyes too wide apart, its almost as if certain people are far more susceptible to Gender Cult propaganda and indoctrination.

 

[gorgoroth7134]

eyes too wide apart

This is why I worry about Null and the trolls remorse.