Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[OrionBalls]

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Based parents still exists..

Your Dad is only 51, so you aren't living with your folks to help them out in their twilight years. You're past the age of college, so that excuse doesn't fly. Why don't you have your own place, again?

 

[Lunatic Fringe]

This self-absorbed "stealth" TiF u/ActuaryGrouchy8095

Of course she's got that tattoo from Supernatural.

 

[glioblastoma multiforme]

Why don't you have your own place, again?

He probably doesn't have a job either. I'm glad his parents didn't coddle him about being trans, but they've overly coddled him about standing on his own two feet and moving the fuck out. Yes, times are hard, life is expensive, but cutting those apron strings is long overdue. I'm sure some of the nice groomers on reddit could offer him a place and it wouldn't go badly at all.

His mum is right. It IS disrespectful to women.

Can't believe so many didn't know about Gwyneth's vagina candle. She also had jade eggs to shove up your vadge.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Can't believe so many didn't know about Gwyneth's vagina candle. She also had jade eggs to shove up your vadge.

Lmfao why?
So you can LARP as a chicken?
This is what hallucinogens do to your brain.

 

[OrionBalls]

He probably doesn't have a job either. I'm glad his parents didn't coddle him about being trans, but they've overly coddled him about standing on his own two feet and moving the fuck out. Yes, times are hard, life is expensive, but cutting those apron strings is long overdue. I'm sure some of the nice groomers on reddit could offer him a place and it wouldn't go badly at all.

His mum is right. It IS disrespectful to women.

Can't believe so many didn't know about Gwyneth's vagina candle. She also had jade eggs to shove up your vadge.

Doesn't her vagina apparently smell like geranium, bergamot, and cedar? I'm wondering which of those scents is from the chronic yeast infection she got from keeping a stone egg up there for so long .

 

[Broadside]

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>I'm a tranny
>My dad is really masculine/religious
>He got mad and said [generic conservative talking points according to liberals]
>Me victim
0/10 for originality. This weirdo is probably making this up. He likely doesn't have a dad and is estranged from his mother so he fiends off attention online.

 

[OrionBalls]

Lmfao why?
So you can LARP as a chicken?
This is what hallucinogens do to your brain.

The greatest hallucinogen is not eating.

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

but he's getting pretty fed up with chasers it seems

What is it about the chasers that make trannies so angry? Chasers are the only people in the world who will willingly fuck a tranny. Is it because all chasers have the same general phenotype of Quinton Reviews and they want a heckin’ true and honest bimbo goth gf or is there something I’m missing?

 

[Gunter Hatherer]

Aha!

https://www.reddit.com/r/MtF/comments/179x8e0/whats_a_good_app_to_meet_trans_friends/

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/IdIVx

The "Aha!" is in the comments.

There's additional stuff including a bit of contention about how exactly to use Discord to meet people.
But the consensus is clear. Click link for rest.

 

[Relinquish]

ValidLs, a notorious Twitter Gimmick Account known for posting trannies posting their ls online, got suspended

1 hour later he came back

L | A

L | A
Twitter reactions are hilarious

That troon lawyer is the person responsible for the suspension

 

[PetiteFeet]

Lmfao why?
So you can LARP as a chicken?

It's for kegel exercises, to make your pelvic floor stronger and to prevent stuff like uterine prolapses. Men can do kegels too. Supposedly your orgasms can get stronger.
The true horror of the yoni jade eggs that GOOP sells is that the material is potentially dangerous to your body as it is porous. That, and the shape of the egg doesn't allow for safe retrieval of it if you accidentally push it too far into you.

Why do they always dress like teens or younger. And the goth girl aesthetic, so very unique. Love the spider tattoo on his throat, it totally shrinks his massive head.

I'm So Tired Of Being Everyone's Second Choice.

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I am growing so tired of everyone's second choice in everything. I make plans with people and almost every time, an hour or less before we are to meet they cancel on me. Some don't even show up! WHen they make plans with me I go out of my way to be there for them, even when I am dead tired or had something come up. I always made it a point to be there for them. Why do I get treated this way?

Let's meet Jessica_forever_now

Living Full Time And Respected In My Field Of Work. I Work For A Audio Video Installation Company As Their Senior Lead Technician. I Work In Construction Areas And Finished Spaces. I Have Ran Into A Few Haters But Not Many. Most Respect Me Due To My 30 Years Of Experience In The Field. | Just Got Yelled At “To Get Out Of The Women’s Bathroom”. I’m So Upset And Angry Right Now. I Told The Cleaning Lady That I Am A Woman And Before I Could Get Her Name She Ran Off. What Should I Do, As This Was At A Job Site And This Lady Is A Employee Of The Customers?

Guess his age? 52

Got Told To Leave My Girlfriends Hospital Bedside

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My girlfriend of over two years is in the hospital due to a aneurysm in her brain. I have been by her side as often as I can which is Friday, Saturday and Sunday because I have her to work a full-time job. I was the one that was called when the accident happened. I was the one that had to make all the calls to all the parents telling them what happened. I was there with her the first five days when nobody else would be there

Today all of us are in her room taking turns talking to her. It’s been 14 days since the aneurysm, she is talking at this point I’m sitting in a chair, waiting my turn. Her dad came over and asked me to step aside so he could talk to me privately. We stepped out of the room, and he told me I had to go. This is for family only. Needless to say I was shocked and angry at what he had said. This whole situation proved a point to me that he is very transfobic. It was always something I felt about him. I did not even get the chance to go back into the room and tell my girlfriend I had to leave. At this point, I don’t even know if I am allowed to even come back, I’m absolutely heartbroken and angry.

It’s at this point now I am at home. She’s in the hospital and I don’t know what to do. Do I have a confrontation with her dad? Do I just ignore it or do I just move the fuck on?

TLDR: dad is an asshole and probably transfobic. Girlfriend is in the hospital. He told me to get the fuck out.

MICRO-UPDATE: I have a massive hangover this morning. My advice drink a whole bottle of scotch in one sitting, everything hurts now.

Thank you everyone for the kind words and advice. I greatly appreciate that. I will take some of the advice under advisement and see what works.

I'm Done, They Win.

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I'm done trying to live anymore in this hellhole that we call the United States of America, It's the Nazi States of America. The absolute hatred that is being perpetrated everyday towards the trans community is unbearable. I'm done fighting, I'm done caring, I'm done living. What is the point of living if the people that we elected are trying to get us killed everyday? My answer is just stop living. Even if they stopped today with making these draconian laws today, it will take us decades to overcome the damage that has been done by them. I'm just out of energy to fight this anymore. SO if you never hear from me ever again you will know what happened. Goodbye to the only real family I ever really had.

Typical TQ++ sui-baiting. He obviously didn't even attempt anything and kept posting. A+ for emotional blackmail, Jess. Very feminine.

Barely a day later.

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Just wanted to say thank you to everyone who replied and sent me DM's saying that it's worth living and by existing is a win against the horrible people in this world right now. For context this was my other post https://www.reddit.com/r/TransLater.../?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3 . So again thank you for helping me.


Jessica

He sui-baits a lot.

I At Least Got To Feel What A Good Life Felt Like For A Little While....

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It was nice to feel what it would be like to live as my true self for a while, almost 3 years. Now that the god damn fascist, hateful, hurtful, transphobic bigots in the GOP and everyone who supports these new NAZI's, it looks like you will get you way. Soon they will start passing laws everywhere that will make people like me a criminal just for trying to live my life the way I want to. I will not go to jail, I will not go to a internment camp, I will not de-transition( I can't because I'm post-op). If nothing else I will take a gun and kill myself before I ever let one of these fasist nazi's touch me.

To anyone reading this if you support these bigots, my blood and the blood of every other trans person who is killed by the police or if they take their own lives, it will be on your hands.

Jess is a real political mind.

Once The FASCIST GOP Finishes Eradicating Our Community. Who Will They Go After Next...

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The FASCIST GOP, I call them that because that is who they are at their core now. They only care to maintain their power and will do anything to keep that power. They are playing a dangerous game because the rest of the country will eventually start to see through the bullshit that they are going to start to come after everyone else in the country that doesn't fit their twisted view of who should be allowed to live in the United States. We all need to start getting along with each other in our community or they, the GOP, will tear us apart! We need to stop pointing fingers at others in the community and saying it their fault not mine and work to fix what is going on and start to heal the divide that has been created by these people. This is the only way that our community and this country will survive.

Just Had A Great Experience!!

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I was out with my girlfriend and her family for dinner. While we were sitting, a lady came over and said to me “I don’t know if anyone has told you, you look beautiful “. It was really nice and completely unexpected. I’ve been transitioning for over 3 years and haven’t had FFS or BA. So to hear that was incredible!

Sure you did, Jess. Sure.

The girlfriend who suffered an aneurism.

He posts a LOT of the same and he crossposts to a bunch of different subs, but most of what he shares are L's.

Just Going To Give Up

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I've come to the realization that people I thought cared about me are just not there. They say everything they are supposed to say but they never actually do anything. I've been looked over and passed over for jobs that I'm qualified for all because I'm trans. My personal relationship are falling apart because I don't see a reason to do anything anymore. What is the point of living or trying to make this hell of a existence any better. Maybe I should have pulled the trigger 3 years ago and I would not be in this hell, but knowing me I'd screw that up too.

I JUST DON'T FUCKING CARE ANYMORE WHAT HAPPENS TO ME.

Very dramatic old man.

 

[Sayer of the N-Word]

What is it about the chasers that make trannies so angry? Chasers are the only people in the world who will willingly fuck a tranny. Is it because all chasers have the same general phenotype of Quinton Reviews and they want a heckin’ true and honest bimbo goth gf or is there something I’m missing?

They're mad because they know that chasers don't see them as women, but rather as the manifestation of some twisted gay fetish, and what they're looking for is someone who can force himself to really believe that trannies are female.

 

[Scoia'tael]

Wow... girlfriend looks young. And a little downsy but we're not gonna hold it against her.

 

[Mad_Dog]

"I don't feel self mentally"
Hate crimed by his own mind. Pathetic.

 

[Gunter Hatherer]

They're mad because they know that chasers don't see them as women, but rather as the manifestation of some twisted gay fetish, and what they're looking for is someone who can force himself to really believe that trannies are female.

They hate anyone who is really attracted to them because all such people are obvious degenerates?
Their desire is to pass, even in bed.

They have the ruling class on their side and are successfully intimidating almost everyone into shutting up about them not being women. I myself would be very circumspect about doing so publicly even though it's not outright illegal in my country.

But even that doesn't fool them into thinking anyone is fooled. Not even their "allies".

 

[SimplyScrumptious]

The girlfriend who suffered an aneurism

Oh wow she looks so young wtf. I know filters etc but he could be her dad

My girlfriend of over two years is in the hospital due to a aneurysm in her brain

My girlfriend is in the hospital and I’m going to make it all about myself!

I'm done trying to live anymore in this hellhole that we call the United States of America

Does he know he can just… leave? If it’s that bad and trannies are being lined up in the streets and shot then leave! Oh yeah, mean looks = genocide. How could I forget.

We need to stop pointing fingers at others in the community and saying it their fault not mine

Think they need to continue pointing fingers at their own kind to be honest. The infighting is hilarious.

 

[Vapid_Idiot]

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>muh daddy beat me when I told him I was a troon
I don’t believe these people. You are a grown adult, if that really happened call the police. Of course the first thing they naturally do is tell Reddit their bullshit.

 

[Blackstar]

Hilarious if true

 

[2 braincells]

Tax:
Why is it always sailor moon

Archive: https://ghostarchive.org/archive/CeGwL
Link: https://www.reddit.com/r/trans/comm...p&utm_name=ioscss&utm_source=share&utm_term=1

Apparently been divorced for at a few months. 6 year relationship down the drain. Unfortunately the actual comment is gone but still shows up in their profile comments

Also post porn of them getting their ass ate (will not post but here’s a link if you feel degenerate enough: https://reddit.com/r/Transsexual/s/NWI5zlnPZX )
Quick look on their Reddit profile and, what do ya know, they have their Twitter linked. Quick look and they have a pornhub account linked in bio.

Enjoys transformers (hah!), being “witchy”, posting nudes and shitty art. Frequents Houston by the looks of it.
T/Xitter Archive: https://ghostarchive.org/archive/86oUE
Link: https://x.com/mabuesai?s=21&t=t9mcGbGce_BAF39iLrnEgA

Spoiler: Islamic

 

[PetiteFeet]

Tax:

If there was ever any doubt that AGPs exist, this guy not only screams mental illness but is the clearest example of AGP ever.