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[Crusty Old Sock]

Carrying a tool knife is pretty normal. I have a little victorinox I mostly use to open beers and boxes. Carrying a knife to stab your colleagues for doing a double take when they pass you in the toilets is a little odd

 

[FuckMeGentlyWithAChainsaw]

>P1: Man bad
>P2: Am not bad
>C: Therefore, am not man.
>QED

 

[AfghanBlue]

Psycho Pooners.

Que-est que c'est?
Do-do-do-Dood Do-do-do-dooo-Dood!

Better run run run run, run run run awayyy

 

[Procrastinhater]

Anyone who doesn't at least carry a pepper spray is either very confident in the safety of the area, or a fool. Or possibly Swedish, considering any form of self-defence is illegal there. It's a civilized country, you're expected to simply let yourself be raped. Yes, they actually arrested me for having a tiny can of pepper spray in my jacket pocket, it's an awful place, avoid it.

Feeling the need to arm yourself for safety really might just be a woman thing though. I've only met a handful of men who would carry a defence spray or a knife, and the latter would have considered the former to be faggots, and the unarmed ones would look down on both for not just "manning up". Men don't really need to carry weapons most of the time, even completely untrained they are still strong enough that just a stick or a rock off the ground can be a lethal weapon. That's not really an option for most women. And men aren't usually the victims of crime in the first place, they're too dangerous for the criminals to go after. It's why I'm so opposed to weapon laws, criminals will just break the law and be armed anyway, so they only stop law-abiding people from defending themselves, and disproportionally affect women.

I don't leave the house without my CCW

Sig 226 Legion.
(This one isn't mine I'm not doxing the serial number)
It's a case of I'd rather have it and not need it than need it and not have it.
I've never understood the attitude some European countries have towards self defense.
Its a God given right.
More and more States here are moving towards Constitutional Carry, I fully believe an armed society is a polite society.
I also don't believe any Government has the right to tell you you can't exercize your God given right to defend yourself from attack.
You only have one life, as far as I know, unless the Buddhists are right.
I'm in my 40's, I'm getting too old to be rolling around in the dirt fist fighting ruining my clothes.

 

[SpiceyHuman]

@Procrastinhater how have you liked that for ccw? Is the slide hard to pull back? I've been carrying a Springfield Hellcat for a couple years now and while I do like the ammo capacity for such a small gun, the slide is rough.

 

[Free the Pedos]

Flat chested with big hips was once the height of female fashion.
Not to modern tastes, but definitely not poonerish at all.

There was a defined bust in the 1870's, too.

 

[Procrastinhater]

@Procrastinhater how have you liked that for ccw? Is the slide hard to pull back? I've been carrying a Springfield Hellcat for a couple years now and while I do like the ammo capacity for such a small gun, the slide is rough.

I do 3 Gun and my buddy is a Gunsmith so I've had it tweaked, its butter smooth and the trigger break is perfect.
The Legion model out of the box is already fine tuned, thats why they're a little more expensive, but imo worth every penny.
Only complaint I'd have with the 226 as an EDC is its a full sized semi, its not a compact so its not as easy to conceal, thats not a problem in cooler weather, I can just throw on a jacket, but in the summer its noticeable just wearing a T Shirt, I'm fairly big though, (6'3") so its not as much of a problem. I just tend to wear a light shirt and it covers it. You can get shirts tailored to hang to conceal it better if you need.
In all its one of the best I own, I love it. I've got the trigger pull a bit stiffer than you would normally for 3 Gun competitions because its my EDC, but its crisp, I use a CZ Shadow 2 for competitions most of the time these days anyway, and I don't carry that so the triggers a lot lighter.
The Shadow 2 is designed as a race gun anyway, the Sig is better for EDC.
That Hellcat is a damn nice gun btw. I'd not mind one myself.

 

[OrionBalls]

What is it with broads and knives?

I need one for work, so I always have it on me. Not that I want to cut into the soft bits of some rando with an $800 tool, but, if you gotta cut a sucker, at least know where to aim.

 

[SpiceyHuman]

I do 3 Gun and my buddy is a Gunsmith so I've had it tweaked, its butter smooth and the trigger break is perfect.
The Legion model out of the box is already fine tuned, thats why they're a little more expensive, but imo worth every penny.
Only complaint I'd have with the 226 as an EDC is its a full sized semi, its not a compact so its not as easy to conceal, thats not a problem in cooler weather, I can just throw on a jacket, but in the summer its noticeable just wearing a T Shirt, I'm fairly big though, (6'3") so its not as much of a problem. I just tend to wear a light shirt and it covers it. You can get shirts tailored to hang to conceal it better if you need.
In all its one of the best I own, I love it. I've got the trigger pull a bit stiffer than you would normally for 3 Gun competitions because its my EDC, but its crisp, I use a CZ Shadow 2 for competitions most of the time these days anyway, and I don't carry that so the triggers a lot lighter.
The Shadow 2 is designed as a race gun anyway, the Sig is better for EDC.
That Hellcat is a damn nice gun btw. I'd not mind one myself.

Thanks for your thoughts. Im definitely considering adding to my rotation and its hard to get honest feedback unless you know someone who owns the gun or are able to go to a range that has firearms to rent and feel them out youself.

I definitely hear you about how well a gun conceals. Thats what initially drew me towards the Hellcat. Its extremely compact (and surprisingly accurate for such a short barrel). I've never been a fan of carrying in my purse but the hellcat is perfect for female attire or tighter/thinner male clothing and theres no printing at all.

 

[TruffleSpark]

Oh, what, did you think the men who thought they were women had at any point been sane, reasonable people?

I know it's retarded but for the longest time I just kind of didn't question it. I guess not wanting to feel like a bigot was more important to me than actually stopping to think these things through.

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

@Procrastinhater how have you liked that for ccw? Is the slide hard to pull back? I've been carrying a Springfield Hellcat for a couple years now and while I do like the ammo capacity for such a small gun, the slide is rough.

Look into the PDP-F, which Walther designed specifically to have better ergonomics for women, including a slide that requires less force to rack.

https://waltherarms.com/pdp-f-series

I've also heard from women at the range that they really like the Sig P365 as well.

 

[Articles and Nudes]

Can we at least have the gun talk in a thread that wasn't just taking the piss out of someone carrying a knife for self defense.

 

[8mm Cunningham]

Tradwife to Chadwife.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Look into the PDP-F, which Walther designed specifically to have better ergonomics for women, including a slide that requires less force to rack.

https://waltherarms.com/pdp-f-series

I've also heard from women at the range that they really like the Sig P365 as well.

Now that looks nice. Walther make quality firearms.
The Sig 365 is good too.
I wouldn't really recommend the 226 for women its a great gun but its heavy and full sized.
My wife has a Springfield Xd S 2, she likes it but she's looking for a different one, I might see if I can get a look at that pdp, it looks good.

Can we at least have the gun talk in a thread that wasn't just taking the piss out of someone carrying a knife for self defense.

Lol you're right, sorry its a hobby of mine, I get carried away sometimes with my enthusiasm.
Last I'll say on it here.

 

[Canned Ham]

View attachment 5331801

Tradwife to Chadwife.

The original thread:
https://ghostarchive.org/archive/xoLNf

Wife and kids moved out while I was at work today (self.MtF)
submitted 4 years ago by samantha_sometimes 30 MTF - HRT 09/07/18

As I was leaving my office this evening, my pastor met me in the parking lot. Never a good sign.
My dad had asked him to let me know that my wife and kids had moved out, and make sure I was OK.
I came home to find a mostly empty house. She left me a bed to sleep in and some kitchenware at least. No note. No explanation.
This had obviously been planned in advance. She had help from several members of my own family that I know of. Possibly my own father. He at least knew it was going to happen.
What sort of evil people participate in this? This is the kind of operation you would mount against an abusive husband. Are transpeople really this scary? I would have helped her move out if she had asked.

51 asspats for:

I don't have a lot of advice, except that... if you're at rock bottom your situation can only improve.

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/uNCRn


His first Reddit post:
https://ghostarchive.org/archive/H9dSI

Anyone have a step by step guide to getting your wife on board with your transition? (self.MtF)
submitted 5 years ago by samantha_sometimes 30 MTF - HRT 09/07/18
Obviously there's no one-size-fits-all solution, but I don't even know where to start.
I've been out to her for ~10 years, first as a closet crossdresser, then trans. I've successfully repressed it for most of that time, but the dysphoria has come back with a vengance lately. She says she would leave if I transitioned because it would be too painful for her to see me as a woman.
At this point, I'd be happy with even a partial transition, and/or staying together in a completely platonic relationship. Unfortunately, she has a pretty conservative religious upbringing (born Muslim, converted to Mormonism) as do I, so I don't have much hope.

He tells his wife he wants to be a tranny. Wife says she'll leave him if he troons out, and keeps the promise. Why is this dumbass whining?

 

[Cryptosporidium 136]

staying together in a completely platonic relationship

Trans-lation, he’s possessive and thinks she shouldn’t be allowed to leave him.

Also… 30?? Weight makes a difference, sure, but that is a rough 30 even pre-transition. He looks like he’s in his 40s, minimum.

 

[Bastet]

I guess marrying betas for stability is a bad idea nowadays if it runs the risk of them trooning out.

 

[doodoocaca]

(This one isn't mine I'm not doxing the serial number)

 

[Marcus Tullius Cicero]

Troon has his arrest video released

Notice how, at two and a half minutes in, his voice gets noticeably higher in pitch, compared to when he was initially approached and forced to the ground. It might be a sense of fear, but I wouldn't be at all surprised if he raised his voice to continue the LARP and establish himself as a female victim of circumstance.

 

[gampboonerisms]

@Procrastinhater how have you liked that for ccw? Is the slide hard to pull back? I've been carrying a Springfield Hellcat for a couple years now and while I do like the ammo capacity for such a small gun, the slide is rough.

I carry a Springfield xds mod2. Its smaller and great for a cc.C

Can we at least have the gun talk in a thread that wasn't just taking the piss out of someone carrying a knife for self defense.

Shit. sorry