Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

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Well, now you know to treat your mom as hostile, and you don't need to let her know that you know that. Ask the psychiatrist for gender therapy recommendations.
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Straight up cult behaviour.

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PetiteFeet said:
Straight up cult behaviour.

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I love that they're jealous of short transgirls. I don't know if they're aware, but women can be taller than 5'8. My mom is 5'10 or thereabouts, and no one has ever confused her for a man. I've met a girl who was like 6'3, still didn't look like a troon.
 
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A Very Big Fish said:
I love that they're jealous of short transgirls. I don't know if they're aware, but women can be taller than 5'8. My mom is 5'10 or thereabouts, and no one has ever confused her for a man. I've met a girl who was like 6'3, still didn't look like a troon.
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Nearly 25 years ago I worked at Mall and some girl there had to be close to 7 foot not joking. I'm 6'1 and she had nearly a foot on me. But she was also a drop dead gorgeous blonde with a fantastic figure she may have been an amazon but I would have gladly climbed Everest.

Trannies no matter TiF or TiM will never be happy because like the Fat Acceptance bullshit it's not about "Acceptance" it's about wanting people to find them fuckable. Which good fucking luck with that.
 
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Cop: "I don't care if you... I- you can identify as a raccoon if you want, we're leaving."

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I want to buy this man a beer.
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The best part about hearing him say that is, I've heard a Cop in a different video say "You can identify as a Raccoon and I'll drop you at the dumpster" I like to think he started to say this and realised it might get him in trouble so he modified it.
 
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A Very Big Fish said:
I don't know if they're aware, but women can be taller than 5'8. My mom is 5'10 or thereabouts, and no one has ever confused her for a man. I've met a girl who was like 6'3, still didn't look like a troon.
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Of course they still look like women, because they are. For trannies it's about not sticking out, because if you consciously compare them to real women, even the best passing ones will at best look uncanny, and at worst look obviously male. In a crowd a tall tranny is going to attract attention and be quickly recognised for what he is, where a short one will look a little strange but can slip by unnoticed as long as he doesn't do anything to attract closer scrutiny, like dress weird or do an awfully amateurish job with the makeup.

That's only the ones who kind of do pass, of course most don't have the bone structure, and don't put in anywhere near enough work, for this to actually matter. I think reddit in particular skews toward this group, they all seem to be either teenage "boymoders" asking for help hiding the titty skittles from mommy, or be 45 year olds who think all they need to do to pass is buy a cheap wig on aliexpress and pick up a pile of clothes from the second hand store's 95% discount bin. Then both groups are shocked and appalled when the rest of society doesn't consider them genuine women.
 
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Put it this way. I cannot deal with being single. I cannot deal with being single this Christmas. If I haven't got a girlfriend by then you will all have to deal with me suicide on Christmas Eve. This is an urgent call to help. I need you to introduce me to as many single female friends you have that I can unconditionally love and be their other half. Otherwise you will be complicit in my suicide as you failed to support me and follow my direct instruction for help to keep me from Christmas Eve suicide.
 
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Wallace said:
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Put it this way. I cannot deal with being single. I cannot deal with being single this Christmas. If I haven't got a girlfriend by then you will all have to deal with me suicide on Christmas Eve. This is an urgent call to help. I need you to introduce me to as many single female friends you have that I can unconditionally love and be their other half. Otherwise you will be complicit in my suicide as you failed to support me and follow my direct instruction for help to keep me from Christmas Eve suicide.
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“Hey Susie sorry we haven’t talked in a while. Remember when I called you a transphobic terf cunt for expressing skepticism about children being rushed on to puberty blockers? Well I got to thinking and I know just how you can redeem yourself and prove you’re not heartless. Hello? Susie?”

Also I wonder what this fella means by female as a qualifier for his Christmas love 🤔 all the best trannies have Fs on their documentation and they’re made of biological stuff. The trans community should spring to action for this one.
 
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Wallace said:
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Put it this way. I cannot deal with being single. I cannot deal with being single this Christmas. If I haven't got a girlfriend by then you will all have to deal with me suicide on Christmas Eve. This is an urgent call to help. I need you to introduce me to as many single female friends you have that I can unconditionally love and be their other half. Otherwise you will be complicit in my suicide as you failed to support me and follow my direct instruction for help to keep me from Christmas Eve suicide.
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Really feels like a Lucas Werner post.
 
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rusty shackleford 1 said:
“Hey Susie sorry we haven’t talked in a while. Remember when I called you a transphobic terf cunt for expressing skepticism about children being rushed on to puberty blockers? Well I got to thinking and I know just how you can redeem yourself and prove you’re not heartless. Hello? Susie?”
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Endocrinologist is a meanie. Doctor shopping time. 8)
 
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Wallace said:
you will be complicit in my suicide as you failed to support me and follow my direct instruction for help
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Nothing beats the emotional manipulation and toxic, abusive behaviour of trannies. They all somehow gaslighted themselves into demanding relationships and sex, meanwhile normal people can be single and sexless without needing to make it everyone else's business and failure rather than their own.

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If this is after nearly 4 years of HRT, I'd hate to see the before.

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This is just an eccentric gay man wearing makeup. Nothing about this says "trans woman" to me.

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Alright, I'll give him a single point. The angles help him pass as a somewhat mannish 46 year old woman. I'd love to see a more candid picture with less tranny angles.
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He's 54? Alright, another point in his favour. The FFS certainly helped him pass better just a little, I suspect the trans angles are aiding him again.

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What progress? You're a skinny dude with tits and ratty hair.

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Still visibly trans but points for the weight loss and the choice of clothing in the second pic, on a good day he could pass for a mannish woman if his fivehead wasn't a shiny beacon.

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Full title of the post: "A Very Recently Cracked Egg Who Posted This Picture To A Bi Group For Bi Pride And Have Been Told I’m A Beautiful Woman By So Many. WHAT. A. FEELING!"
 
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Wallace said:
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Put it this way. I cannot deal with being single. I cannot deal with being single this Christmas. If I haven't got a girlfriend by then you will all have to deal with me suicide on Christmas Eve. This is an urgent call to help. I need you to introduce me to as many single female friends you have that I can unconditionally love and be their other half. Otherwise you will be complicit in my suicide as you failed to support me and follow my direct instruction for help to keep me from Christmas Eve suicide.
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Sorry, I don't think Santa has a boyfriend-free girl to give you on Christmas. I asked him, and I'm pretty sure he said you were on the naughty list. Wouldn't say why, though. Curious. :(
 
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Jacques1194 said:
That's odd?I was told science backs the trannies,yet it can't answer why the majority of non binaries are white women?Very strange?
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Probably the same reason why so many white dudes troon out or become soyboy feminist allies. White people are the only acceptable demographic to shit on. Somehow it’s become the thing to do to make weird statements like they don’t season dey food, they have no culture, they’re colonialists who set arbitrary standards for beauty and life and the reason for the world’s problems, etc etc. put a dress on a dick or change your pronouns , denounce white people, and enjoy your oppression points as they stack up.
 
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